Welcome to the Mongolian political horsewhispering forum, also known as /mlpol/. This thread is dedicated to helping out newfags coming to the site with integrating into the local culture. If you have a question about something, or need spoonfed on something, don't be afraid to ask me or any other Anon willing to help.
Here's a few things to start.
1.- Read the policy page first:
https://mlpol.net/policy.html2.- When in doubt, lurk moar.
3.- Praise American, Praise Football.
4.- MODS = GODS.
5.- Anonfilly did nothing wrong.
6.- No one knows what /1ntr/ is for, not even /1ntr/.
7.- Check the catalog.
8.- Go away, Zald.
9.- Don't start shit.
11.- This is nice board.
And finally...
12.- The right to bare ponies SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.
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>>232280This sperg is really something. I even wonder why he added me.
>>232280>>232280Like you don't know already
repost of a webm i found on /1ntr/, some of you have probably seen or heard about it
guy gets confronted by 2 FBI agents at work, records it with his phone. 8chan is explicitly cited as the source of postings. board of origin unknown, suspected 8pol.
do not browse 8chan, in particular /pol/ without a VPN and other security tools or you might land yourself a visit with a pair of FBI or NSA niggers (the latter being rumored of being in control of the site since the Q-Anon Shit blew up)
>>233123Shit do the posters on 8/pol/ know about this? Post that webm over there and advertise /mlpol/ as an alternative.
>>233193i've seen that webm multiple times on there so they know about it
>>233123Well, shit. Never going on there again.
Do you know if endchan is also compromised? Hello, where can I find the /pol/ Pinkie's Brew song?
Where can I turn off spoilers for images?
>>234848>The cancer is flooding in from the shoad boardsYup. I am noticing.
But "for now" is OK and refreshing, I suspect I am going to regret this statement.
>>234864There there little pony, we're on this
>>234848There will always be cancerous newfags who will refuse to integrate even when guided to do so, just as there always have been since before this new influx. We'll deal with it exactly as we always have, by either letting their threads fall off the board, or by derailing them with horsepussy. Give the new ones time, they'll either learn or they'll get shouted off the site by everyone else.
Besides, it's strange you did not voice your concerns prior to 8chan's destruction.
>>235489
And they keep saying that "white girls fucks dogs" is just a meme.
Please stop posting lol-cow drama in the welcome thread
I know this is probably a retarded fucking thing to ask, but for those terrible at sarcasm detection...
Is the pony thing serious or is it a joke?
Asking for a friend
>>235551We want to have sex with 2d ponies in order to improve the white race. Equestrian Empire is our right by might.
>>235551Mods on 4chan combined /mlp/ and /pol/ as an April fools joke. The resulting board was of higher quality than either /mlp/ or /pol/. We keep the horses because they deter normies, shills, and redditors. No news outlet is going to take this place seriously and that's just how we want it to be.
>>174889If the filly and anon are orange, why when I do this.
>THISIt is green? Yet everyone else can highlight in Orange, Pink, Red and Blue like some elite high horse riding horsefucker?
How the heck do you do that?
And how do I get rid of that darn image that block a quarter of my screen in the corner?
>>236746On one hand I could spoon feed you.
>On the other hand I could say lurk moar fag.>I recommend you lurk moar, and explore the entire site first.>That means looking at all the boards. All of them. >>236751I have been lurking and posting since April 1st when this site was created shortly after, bitched about when the original edicts were changed to allow "Generals" and been bouncing back and fourth since. How much can you lurk on a site that moves as slow as balls?
>>236753If you've been here, how did you miss out on all this
>This is unironically orangelurk moar >>236762I lurked, and you can under options change anon to orange or what ever, however that isn't the same as the moniker to do so is the >
>This only works to change to either green or orange if it is in the beginning of the break not in the middle > of the sentence or paragraph. >>236798HmmmOkDidn't think much of this
but will it [r]red[/r] and [#00aeef]could it custom?[/#00aeef]
Alright faggots, spoonfeeding time
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Go now, and be Football
>>236810So where under CSS can I get rid of the board image that takes up a quarter of the bottom right screen?
Oh god. I've been so lonely. Ever since they shut 8chan down, I lost my main source of human interaction (''Or the closest thing too it'').
'''Twitter''' = Get banned
'''Telegram''' = Only good for porn & Gets banned.
'''Neinchan''' = Can't post images for some reason.
'''Space-chan''' = Dead
'''4Chan''' = Banned for life. My VPN (Tunnel-bear) can't get around it.
This pony porn-site is my last refuge.
>>236996>'''4Chan''' = Banned for lifeThe fuck you did to annoy unpaid overseers THAT much?
>>236996You know how many times i got banned for life?
At most it lasts 4 months and you can go in again, not like theres anything of value tho.
>>237011maybe he made a milky way thread on /pol/ or moot banned him for calling him a fag
>>236996Welcome aboard the S.S. /mlpol/.
>>236996Don't worry. Milky is here to keep you happy anon.
>>237024Is the canvas autism still going?
>>237041I hate this horse for having a monopoly on my fetish
>>237049Milky Way isn't my favorite pony nor are large, healthy, milk-bearing teats my favorite fetish, but I have no problems acknowledging that she is incredibly sexy. Such large, productive teats would only serve to feed the healthiest possible foals.
Now that is a turn on. >>237049> having a monopoly on my fetishThat isn't even close to true.
Just look up "lactation" or "impossibly large crotchboobs" and plenty of pics show up.
If you DO search on derpibooru, use the following search criteria:
-anthro,-semi-anthro,-humanized,-gay,-lesbian,-equestria girls,-scat,-urine,-fat,-pregnant,lactation
Part 1 of 4 (i think) of a video series about Natsoc Germany Before, During and after the Second World War.
Found this as a random video recommendation from a Natsoc Chatter on Bitwave TV in a dall stream. Not sure if this is related to the greatest Story never told but what i saw of it was interesting.
https://www.mojvideo.com/video-adolf-hitler-vs-the-jew-world-order-1-4/9cfe8a86c4a3c54e09fc>>237163The pregnant tag rarely leads to good results since you'll often wind up with a retarded amount of hyper pregnancy bullshit. The rest is vomit inducing.
>>237176Then filter out the hyper tag. Problem solved.
>>237178I hate it when people don't tag their disgusting "art" properly. There's like 10 different tags for obesity and each upload has just one or two each!
>>237204As a fatfag I can definitely understand that feeling. Too many euphemistic or exaggerated names. Sometimes they have their fat version named with a teasing monicker and no other tags, so even when you're not looking for it you find it.
>>174798well, congratulations /mlpol/ you have the only Chan that doesn't suck ass. Been lurking through the boards and I hate to admit it but you faggots have built a pretty good community. I'll go back to lurking now but just wanted to say thank you for creating a nice, shill free environment.
also, Israel has nukes
>>237220Welcome aboard, fren. I have seen this board mature over the years and I feel that same sense of community
even if I do still feel like I'd never be good enough to be considered "one of the nor/mlpol/ice". Love all of you, newfriends included.
>>237221If a cancerous faggot like
me can be considered a nor/mlpol/iceman, you certainly can be, too. Chin up, chum!
>>237220And a warm welcome to you too, fren.
>>237220Glad to see you're enjoying the place, fren. Have a lurking pone (or six) for a lurking Anon.
>>236996Don't Worry anon you can still say nigger and kike here. and the mods are based as fuck.
>>237163Gas yourself my dude
>>237204It's the most disgusting thing
>>237220welcome home Fren. you'll never need another site.
>>237235>>237238Painfully thiccc
>>237290>>237296>>237238you do know horses have lot's of complex and strong muscles right?
and that statue is not depicting the horse as fat?
sorry for my autism
>>237297I mean...it does look like a Michelin pony. Just saying.
>>237304sure the statue isn't realistic but look this is a fat horse and this is a horse that has been exercised which one looks more like the statue?
>>237306hmm, interesting. Guess the mares I've
fapperesearched were just too fit and slim to have such visible musculature. Interesting physiology though, thanks anon.
>>237306Can the S W O L horse be a banner on /üb/?
>>237330Hell, screw that, can it be a /üb/ Banner for the site as a whole?
>>212822Wait a minute, this isn’t your ordinary gun doll lewd...
>>1747981: Why have you set things up to have country flags, unless you actually enjoyed the way moot fucked /pol/ in the ass for the final time at the end of 2014? /pol/ isn't /int/, though it sort of became "political /int/" 2015+, and that is not a good thing.
2: Have YOU been to /pol/ before 2014 at the least? /pol/ isn't one ideology. If you censor the opposition, people become hugboxed-in and become weaker as a result. In order for ideologues to be at their A game, there must be genuine, frequent discussion. Back in the day, there wasn't a /leftypol/ or /liberty/ so people were forced into the "hurtbox", and people not only sourced their shit, but ended up learning more and more about each other. You see today on, for instance, that video of the older 4CC anthems, and there are idiots wondering why a song from the DPRK was used for /pol/, and how it should be "Horst Wessel Lied" or something. It's like they don't understand why a national socialist or libertarian might be sympathetic to the DPRK. They often think of things according to the left-right dichotomy, too, which used to be laughed at as either ZOG "us vs. them" herd-mentality meant for easier control via divide et impera and illusion of choice, or the same but with capitalists instead, or the same but... and so on.
I don't know about you, but I miss pre-2014 /pol/. Seems like everyone's newer than Ebola, not knowing anything at all really. I miss seeing anons agree with weed being degenerate with their own reasonings (e.g. stalinist morality and traditionalist morality) while arguing with those who were for it. It's a real shame.
https://youtu.be/b_W4EV-ikJY?t=2m1s >>238006If you had lurked for about 5 minutes you might have noticed that there's already a good-sized libertarian presence here, to the point where a black-and-yellow libertarian pony often appears in banners.
>>238006>>238015This, and also I don't see any reason why it's bad to have flags on a board relating to worldwide politics. Even if it's just for shitposting purposes, it's not a problem in my eyes.
>>238006Funny about the flags how people hated them, but some of us got used to having them as useful meta info.
I am a newfag here too but never thought about the flags until now.
Time moves ever forward and the good old days are always past, but each time we realize that, we treasure the present more.
heil aliens
the pun is my flag and the context of the pony, if you have read the manga
>>238006What is gained from modern political discussion?
Yes, interesting discussions can be had with intelligent people.
But leftists aren't intelligent or people, they're poisoned and poisonous ZOGbots who hate you, want you dead, and will screech fucking anything if they think it'll hurt, confuse, deplatform, or stall you.
They can't be reasoned with, they're the fucking enemy.
Best-case scenario, that #WalkAway thing keeps pulling the less-brainwashed souls that can still be saved away from the cancerous left.
Worst-case scenario, nobody willing to vote yes on abortion "Rights" and no on ending muddy/mudslime invasion can be saved.
>>238015>>238016>>238017<Newfag here**Also, you can the fag spent two minutes investigating the site, he would have seen that you can turn [b]OFF[b] your flag.**
The limit was 700 posts, right?
What do we do when this one fills up? We do another "Welcome newfags" thread? Or it gets thread lock'ed?
>>238384That's just the bump limit. Considering this thread is pinned, I imagine it'll stay up as long as the mods want it to stay.
>>238384>>238407There's isn't a "cyclical" option here?
>>238410>inb4 "Did somebody say CYCLES?"I am afraid I have never heard of that option, nor do I know what that does.
>>238446In a cyclical thread, when the bump limit is reached, older posts start getting pruned as newer posts are made.
>>239552
If you're serious and not trolling you should delete your post. Everyone posts anonymously on imageboards and leaving personal information out in the open is generally not a good idea.