Welcome to the Mongolian political horsewhispering forum, also known as /mlpol/. This thread is dedicated to helping out newfags coming to the site with integrating into the local culture. If you have a question about something, or need spoonfed on something, don't be afraid to ask me or any other Anon willing to help.
Here's a few things to start.
1.- Read the policy page first:
https://mlpol.net/policy.html2.- When in doubt, lurk moar.
3.- Praise American, Praise Football.
4.- MODS = GODS.
5.- Anonfilly did nothing wrong.
6.- No one knows what /1ntr/ is for, not even /1ntr/.
7.- Check the catalog.
8.- Go away, Zald.
9.- Don't start shit.
11.- This is nice board.
And finally...
12.- The right to bare ponies SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.
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Potential banner if you guys like it
What the fuck happened to the archives, how am I supposed to search for anything like desu. clicking on archive is just an old catalog of autism but no search? what is this shit it used to be functional
>>322099Click the "Search" option on the top left next to the "Home" button. That will let you key term search the archives and active threads. There is also a button on each board to access that board's archive, just two buttons over from the "catalog" button.
4chan is a fucking shithole. Most threads are banned in my country. And I can't use TOR to post there because captchas are unsolvable, which beats the whole point of anonymity in a furst place.
Fuck 4chan.
>>322159>pony creator OCInkscape or Ponyscape, download it and take a screenshot of a FIM character. Trace over it and you've got a show-accurate OC without any of the imperfections added by the pony creator.
Inkscape/Ponyscape makes this so easy, I'm amazed professional bronies are able to make money from vector art.
>>322234What do you mean threads are banned?
>>322507My bad. What I meant is boards, not threads. Like /pol/ for example. Can't even make a single post there while bots make thousands of them.
>>322234Russia bro. I did a virtual VR google maps tour of Kaliningrad and my dick got to hard from the women there. How can I obtain Russian cutie?
>>323114There are posters on the russian streets labeled as "отдых" with a number attached. Call it and your problems will be resolved.
(fucking simp)
>>323176Sorry our street whores are marked by having no teeth and smoking meth.
/mlpol/ you niggers make me regret throwing away my derpy figurine. I thought the pony shit was just a phase but now I'm nostalgic for them.
Man, can I just say, I don't like this new generation of pone just on the face of it. Am I old? Is this what getting old is?
>>324940I Thought the G5 Movie was Good. A Lot Better than the Later seasons of G4 imo, Pipp is the best
>>324940>Is this what getting old is?Not at all. It is because (we) know the new show cannot match the old one, neither on storyline nor Friendship.
>>320714Well...that was kinda pathetic...it's honestly on par with ben shapiro refusing to debate Fuentes over "he killed me in GTA", "oh no, he's crazy he might doxx me!".
Am sorry for him if he actually felt scared, like, i don't enjoy lolcowing actually ill ppl but...what a bitch...
>>324946G5 is Better than the latter half of G4 bud.
>>325732Yes, but all that proves is how low the bar is set at this point.
>>326003IIRC it was a loving family with multiple children.
>>326029Yeah, she's off to a nice home. Good for her.
Happy Thanksgiving everypone! Hope you didnt spill 10lbs of almost-demi-glace all over yourself like I did! Post ITT if youre lonely!
Happy Thanks Giving!
Sous vide Turkey (170°F) over night and finish in the oven for a perfect Turkey.
>>326703based sous vide fren, I did an 11 hour venison haunch roast
Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving.
>2 week ban for shitting on trannies
fuck 4cuck and fuck their psychotic janitors. This shit is ridiculous.
Ever thought about a "If these early-FIM episodes were made during the later seasons" thread?
Go Denver Broncos, beat the Chefs.. I mean Chiefs.
Where can I find images of the cute, Christmas themed translucent mares that appear in the background? The kind looking anonfilly warms my heart everytime I see her.
If I drawfag some cute Christmasy pone art in time for Christmas, could it get added to the rotation? I plan to either way.
>>328753Cute, Merry Christmas Pupper
>>328754I can definitely add som Christmas ponies to the random rotation if you make. Will be fun to have more ponies there.
>>328755Merry Christmas to you too.
>>328756Drew this, I think it would look good in the corner
>>329018Added to the random rotation. Thanks for drawing.
So people were talking about Russia the other day what was that all about?
>>295125I posted this a little over a year by now. Wow lads... one year in the fandom! I love you all! Thank you for taking me in when I was just a newfag, mlpol /)
>>329547Happy to hear that you felt welcome and stuck around.
Hope it will be many more happy years to come.
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>>329391That sounds like a topic for a thread, Anon.
>>329547remember your here forever
Happy new year from a russian, everyone. Been a lurker for two years. I'm looking forward to what the third one will bring. Stay awesome, /mlpol/
>>329789Happy New Year Russian Anon.
Waiting for the New Year to start here so I can join you in the future with you. Hope for many happy years to come.
>>329789Happy New Year and glad to have you around.
https://youtu.be/AViXtmDGaw4Anyone else need their mind reset back to where it was before all this insanity that has gone down in the last 5 years
Jannies and mods are deleteing /mlpol/ threads on 4chins
>>331453Too bad, I do post to those every now and then.
>>331454>>331455Seriously guys, what happened? Did your balls drop off?
>>331690Post that Luna Pepe. I wanna save it.
>>331693reverse image search and the thing triggered the Lee bot to start it's normal shitposting cycle.
>>331697Stupid Lee bot.
Idk why GR15 even still exists; the fandom isn't nearly as obnoxious as it used to be. They didn't do the same for /vt/.
>>331699Probably because pony is straighter than anime trap femboy bullshit.
Is there a discord again? I remember being on one back in 2017
>>336031Theres been several. The first one got coopted by gays and eventually re-annexed after the gays fucked off. The second one became the de-facto mlpol discord
cuz Nigel wasnt allowed and served as a bunker for pretty much all of the off-board mlpol culture (this was the one Anon28 owned, and AngryMob took ownership of). The third was the 'official' discord, that became a shitposting/fishfucking discord. Pretty sure most of those got axed in the anti-nazi sweep of discord.
The only mlpol discords I can speak to now are the Tea Time discord, and the RPG discord.
>>336032I wanna join one. What happened to that German guy with a bunch of old WW2 guns and that crazy dude who hallucinated his parents in yarmulkes and was in a mental hospital?
>>336033>what happened toFucked if I know, I left all the discords prior to the discord purge, Im just answering the questions I have answers to.
Also, I neglected two: there is(was?) the mlpol 4cc discord for the divegrass team management and development, and the mlp cytube discord for weekly streams (effectively dead since g4 ended).
>>336031Discord is the big gay. I know there used to be a mumble server. Do we still have a mumble?
Should we have a /i/ Raids and Invasions board? I know some old fucking 36+ers will say fuck you raid fag. But I am sick of what is happening to our internet. I hate the no fun sign on the front fucking lawn and it needs to be trashed. What happened to closing pools to aids? what happened to the keks and Lulz as we used to call keks?
>what happened to the keks and Lulz as we used to call keks?
It's harder to pull off fun time raids now, since sites upped security out of the ass and free VPN and proxy lists are range banned. Even the paid VPN services are range banned as well.
Harder to pull off, also glow niggers.
Guys it's fucking hopeless. Reddit is the mods
>>343184No there are other bans that are fuck up in this thread like racism and trolling in /pol/ that are posted.
>>343184>troll postAbsurd, that's an inspirational post.
>>343184>retrospectIts cuz its /biz/, thats OT bs. Decent for /adv/ or /pol/sig/, but not /biz/
>>343250Dont cry to me, Im just explaining the decision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfkdhbI-qBA"If you're horny let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
If you're horny let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it "
>>174845their leaders scary dont go there