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Welcome to the Mongolian political horsewhispering forum, also known as /mlpol/. This thread is dedicated to helping out newfags coming to the site with integrating into the local culture. If you have a question about something, or need spoonfed on something, don't be afraid to ask me or any other Anon willing to help.

Here's a few things to start.

1.- Read the policy page first: https://mlpol.net/policy.html

2.- When in doubt, lurk moar.

3.- Praise American, Praise Football.

4.- MODS = GODS.

5.- Anonfilly did nothing wrong.

6.- No one knows what /1ntr/ is for, not even /1ntr/.

7.- Check the catalog.

8.- Go away, Zald.

9.- Don't start shit.

11.- This is nice board.

And finally...

12.- The right to bare ponies SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.

YEEEE HAW, Just got done Buck breakin' an' the first thing the darn knee grow just wouldn't stop sayin' some of the darndest things.
>Be me, professional and recreational Buck Breaker.
>I've been around for the turn of the century, ya'll should already know of traditional buck breaking techniques, but some automatons work mighty fine.
>It's inspection day and this queer buck get's all fussy.
>Ya'll know the type, they say anything just to get more attention.
>"Masssah, muh peckah jus gawhn."
>"Yess'm gawn like corn on cornhole day massah."
>If'n you know a buck gettin' 'em to realize the pecker is in them pants ya'll've lost the game.
>See an automaton keeps a buck from getting any corn hair idea for foolery.
>Can't use 'em for everythin' else they get uppity and forgettin' what breakin' is like.
>Down right up there with sliced bread.
>This here one is simple, it's like apple pie if'n ya'll made it with plastic and metal.
>So instead've doing anythin' a green breaker would try or the tried and true, ya'll set that pie down and say it's in there.
>Now a buck that's this far will fold, 'less he's one of those kinds.
>They say this just about every time.
>"Massah. Who'd put mah peckah in piah? How's it gone git back?"
>They'll get around to what they have to do to get that missin' pecker back.
"Ya'll just got to put it on your head."
>Confused and delirious from questionin' they do so.
>Like WD-40 an' elbow grease they try to pick up the bolted down automaton pie.
>If'n ya'll set it up right it'll break 'em.
>See they have to check if'n their pecker is really gone cause they can't pick up the pie.
>What they wear stops that kind of knowin' by touch.
>The fool of a buck can't back out.
>Known as a peckerless buck who gave up or a liar.
>Some bucks just expect a breaking for every thing.
>Some queer ones seek it out.
>A Buck Breaker stays ahead on breaking bucks before they even know it.
>Ya'll might be thinkin' that can't possibly work on bucks.
>I was sceptical at first too, then those queer foolish bucks just stopped doing queer fool things.
>Now if'n it's a innadark in disguise they'll make a run for it.
>Broke them too.
>Just have to keep up the pressure.