This RPG is set in the land of Equestria after it has been conquered and split between the Changelings and a foriegn fascist nation. It is based in large part on the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&D 3.5 mechanics
4 of the group have taken a job to clear a site of a future real estate development of undead. They seem to have stumbled upon a centuries old evil long forgotten by Equestria. Meanwhile, Ash has discovered foals from the order of Saint Prancis orphanage practicing dark magic and sacrifices in the woods, while Iron is having not-so-pleasant dreams
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>>77059"A hellhound. It appeared in the forest after these little fools began their little game."
She points at her wound
"The pestilent beast bit me. It's gone now: I got rid of it."
>>77063Nah my guy, it only has AC of 18. Don't worry, Star can hurt it, only the hit should be 18 or higher, not 17
>>77064"A
hellhound?" She seems to be in disbelief
>>77063Spark could, if he'd use his laser spell. Or Dark Star, if he'd duel wield and double tap
>>77068"Yes. A hellhound." She confirms
>>77068>>77063Or Silver, if he'd use the 2d6 great sword which I think he has weapon specialization for
>>77071"That's what I'd like to know..!" Sister Ash growls
>>77072"I'll wake some of the other sisters... Watch the children"
>>77073Sister Ash promptly locks the door, lest the fowls get any more stupid ideas.
[1d20+7 = 15]>>77073Dark Star Shoots at him with ride the lightning
>>77076I see what you mean, Silver player
"Absolutely silly..." Sister Ash grumbles before mutters more unintelligible Ignan proverbs
>>77076"You'll get 'em next timeIt fails to penetrate...
>>77075They get the message. Except maybe for one fillie
>>77081Sister Ash trots in three circles lays down by the door, looking not unlike a small dragon as smoke fumes from nostrils.
She levitates the disobedient filly in the air above her, keeping a sharp eye on the rest.
Caleb repeats the motion, just as exhausted as his master.
>>77081I wasn't wanting to use my ray attack...
[1d20+3 = 7]>>77082Roll opposed grapple
>>77083You don't have to, I just think you have like 4 of them a day at most
[1d20 = 7]>>77084only 2 a day
I guess I will try one more shot before using the ray. I fire my gun
[1d20+8 = 18]>>77081In a mixture of pain, anger, and a bit of fear, Silver slips into his native Cyrillic tongue to curse at the Sargent. He unsheathes his greatsword and swings it at the monster trying to bite him. "DIE! RRRRAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!"
>>77085Jesus, come on guys. Don't make Silver do all the work here.
>>77086Barely made it.
>>77087Stop stealing rolls, Ash. The stallion gang really needs them right now.
>>77081Iron is sweating profusely.
>>77087That was an opposed grapple btw.
Sister Ash easily restrains the rebellious filly, dangling her helplessly in the air until the other sisters arrive.
>>77086The Flak Jacket that never before stopped a Fascist shell fragment has now stopped Silver’s sword
>>77085The shot hits, but fails to penetrate a damned near iron hide
>>77087Fillies, especially virgin fillies, can be used as spell components for certain magic
>>77092No! I'm not about to chase this brat to the forest again.
>>77094I'm prohibited from using those kinds of components because of my Good alignment, but I can name 3 different ways to do so.
>>77094Evil casters can do all sorts of haxx shit with the bodies and souls of Humanoid children in the BoVD.
Just for the record, this thing's AC isn't 18...it's fucking 24. We can't beat him.
>>77097That doesn't make sense, your hit shouldn't have happened it that's the case. Trust me it's 18 AC
>>77100If you flank, you get +2 to hit. Also, the enemy is denied his Dex AC.
>>77101But he wasn't flanking. He charged straight for the zombie boy. When did he flank?
>>77102I know he wasn't. I'm suggesting it.
>>77103It's easy to flank, so long as you have one ally.
>>77097Oh don't puss out on the first Ghast. It's an AC of 17 plus 4. Or 21
>>77104Jeez, with your enthusiasm, you should roll a fear save. Trust me, it's going to be okay. No way the GM will let you die, especially since you were nice to him.
I think >>77107>No way the GM will let you dieThis is not a good attitude to have.
>>77108Well, I'm pretty sure the GM won't let Silver die. Even Iron didn't die even after the bantz and subsequent actions after that.
>>77087I tickle the filly with my magick, just to mess with her.
>>77111She is taken... very off guard with this, and comes very close to a laugh
>>77109https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDdvReNKKuk >>77112*She tickles the filly more, partly out of boredom, partly out of revenge for the dog bite*