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Occupied Equestria: Weird Tails
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.76857
76905
This RPG is set in the land of Equestria after it has been conquered and split between the Changelings and a foriegn fascist nation. It is based in large part on the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&D 3.5 mechanics

4 of the group have taken a job to clear a site of a future real estate development of undead. They seem to have stumbled upon a centuries old evil long forgotten by Equestria. Meanwhile, Ash has discovered foals from the order of Saint Prancis orphanage practicing dark magic and sacrifices in the woods, while Iron is having not-so-pleasant dreams
1903 replies and 67 files omitted.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78799
78804
>>78797
Silver just shrugs and returns to his own business. He hasn't had much cause to worry about Blue thus far, besides finding her personal political beliefs to be at least objectionable.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78800
78802 78804
>>78790
Looking at the list of traits, now, it would be kinda neat if the GM allowed us to use them. I'd already know which ones I would want to take/create for Silver.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78802
78804
>>78800
Traits aren't that attractive to me, tbh. The benefits are insignificant, and the trade-offs are just one more thing to worry about. I guess they could be good for niche characters though.
Then again, I'm also partial trade Sacred Vows, so call me s hypocrite..
Anonymous
ElAnw
?
No.78803
78804
Is Onyx in urgent care yet?
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78804
78805 78806 78811 78850
>>78799
>finding her personal political beliefs to be at least objectionable
Oh it is so on. She had other plans for her mouth, but a debate would be very welcome

>>78800
I like how they could be used to five give characters more personality, which would be a definite help in role playing. I kind of don't like how they are attached to quantitative mechanical effects, as that encourages ignoring the roleplaying aspect and instead just trying to min-max

>>78802
>it doesn't suit min-maxing, so I don't like it

>>78803
Well he sure as hell ought to be. Normally you'd want to avoid public hospitals when injured because of unwanted questions, but if you tell them "I got kicked by a zombie," all you are going to get back is "what"

>>78790
>slow
Not a good trait for a melee fighter who has to first close distance with an enemy, and is probably slowed down by armor anyways
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.78805
78807 78814
>>78804
>it doesn't suit min-maxing
No, it precisely for min-maxing.
They're okay if you want to make a niche character with a very particular skill set or playstyle, especially if you're playing a race that's less than suited for your character's class.
I just don't find very many of them to be worth the loss of versitality, but I could see how they'd be helpful for certain characters though.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78806
78813
>>78804
Well, if that's the case, I'll exchange slow for brawler (basically get +1 on unarmed attacks and -1 on weapon attack)
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.78807
78814
>>78805
If I were to choose acouple for my character, I'd choose Honest, Polite, or Distinctive. Those would good traits for a good-aligned religious character (especially a Lawful Good Paladin, who never ).
Cautious is a good trait to have for defensive/support Casters with good Will saves, since the Cleric should always be the last to die, and an arcane caster being a bitch who always runs at the sight of danger is kind of a given.

Uncivilized may as well be a class feature for Barbarians, because if you're not RPing with that trait in mind, you're not playing a very genuine Barbarian.
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.78808
*who would never intend to trick people
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78809
78810
>>78785
>>78797
Dark Star re holsters his revolvers
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78810
78812
>>78809
and his dick
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78811
78812 78814
>>78804
>She had other plans for her mouth, but a debate would be very welcome
Sad Horse noises
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78812
78814
>>78811
>>78810
It would seem so
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78813
78815 78816
>>78806
Hey, if you intended to rank up Handle Animal anyway, there's a Presige Class you might be interested in.

Also, d20 Modern has a lot of decentfeats for unarmed combat, since they kind of buffed unarmed combat: It might be worth checking out, since we're using modern weapons in this game anyway.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78814
78815 78816 78819
>>78807
>>78805
Why do you keep replying to your own meta posts? Why can you not just say whatever you think you need to say in one post, and have respect for the fact that a thread with 2000 posts is difficult to load on a phone?

>>78811
A use of the mouth to defend Pony Nationalism is a great use, don't be sad

>>78812
"The only thing of yours that needs to be placed back in its sheath is your revolver"
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78815
78816 78817
>>78813
It's for RP purposes, you know? You can't survive in the jungle without taming the wild around you, am I right?
>>78814
You can use show last 50 posts as a useful trick to ease up RAM on your phone.
>>78813
But GM is right, even scruffy said not to.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78816
78818
>>78813
>>78815
I forgot the link.
https://dndtools.net/classes/fist-of-the-forest/
>>78814
Idk. I just didn't think to add that part until after I posted it.
I'll try not to do that. It's a bad habit of mine.
Anonymous
ElAnw
?
No.78817
>>78815
>Last 50 posts
This, it's what I do.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78818
78820
>>78816
Hm, how many skill point does a 9 Int Fighter have to pick up 4 skills in survival?
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78819
78822
>>78814
"Ha, Good i was getting worried there for a second"
Dark Star Takes it back out
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78820
78821
>>78818
That class was actually intended for creatures who started with 1 level in Barbarian (a 9 int Barbarian has 12 skillpoints to distribute at level 1).
It was just a suggestion, for a prestige class that increases unarmed damage.
There's also a good feat from the Tome of Battle you might like:
https://dndtools.net/feats/tome-of-battle-the-book-of-nine-swords--88/superior-unarmed-strike--2844/
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78821
78824
>>78820
Can I just pick this feat up by taking a flaw just like that? It seems there should be more prerequisites for this feat.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78822
78823 78828
>>78819
She bats her eyes at him, then gives her wicked smile.

"You know Dark Star, I didn't eat that haydog back at the theater. I'm feeling a bit hungry, so I hope you don't mind."

She lays her entire body on the seat, and then ducks her head below the table, extending her right wing under the table as well. She moves her left hoof lower, then lick's Dark Star's unsheathed 'gun,' and then unceremoniously and quickly places the entire thing in her mouth
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78823
78828 78850
>>78822
Silver, Attack of Opportunity on that pussy, now!
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78824
78825
>>78821
I wouldn't say there should be more prequisites to that feat.
The most complained-about feature for monks is that their unarmed damage progresses so slowly, and they don't have the same advantage that Fighters do with 2-handed weapons.
The feat was actually made for multiclass Fighters and Swordsages who dipped just 1 or 2 levels into Monk to get Improved Unarmed Strike, but wanted to progress as a different class that wasn't Monk.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78825
>>78824
Oh, that's cool then. I'll pick it up for my kit.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78827
78837
By the by, the flaw taken was shaky (-2 hit chance on ranged attacks)
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78828
78829 78831
>>78822
Dark Star trys to stifle a Moan
>>78823
Thats a great way to get shot
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78829
78830 78832 78834
>>78828
Get shot a seductive look, I bet!
I'd tell her to stop but you did lick her pussy in a movie theater so you can't do that without looking like a hypocrite. Hope Sea Breeze or any Black Hooves supporter notices both of you.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78830
78832
>>78829
*Does not notice
Mispelled
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78831
78832
>>78828
She's great at stopping the gag as she places it far down her throat, then moves her head up and down, wrapping her long and soft tongue around him around him. The other wing comes up a little, an moves towards Dark Star's chest
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78832
78834
>>78831
"Hnng."
Dark star moves his hips back and forth with her head movements
>>78829
>>78830
>tell her to stop
we are past the point of no return
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78833
78835
Are there any plans to play today?
I'm going to be free for most of today, so I should be available.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78834
78835 78836
>>78829
That's what the wing is for. So no pony who looks underneath the table can see exactly what they are doing, even if it doesn't take much imagination

>>78832
She must love thick milkshakes, because she sucks like she's sucking pure icecream through a straw
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78835
>>78833
Wait for Dark Star to get the succ and then we'll play some more. Maybe even watch the fourth sex scene at the end of the date. Some nymphomaniacs these two are.
Not that I'm complaining
>>78834
I sure hope it is.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78836
78837 78839
>>78834
"Blue, wow,hnnng youre the best"
Dark Star moves his hips Faster

Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78837
78838 78840 78841
>>78827
Shaky is okay to take if you never ever want to use a firearm.
I'm tempted to take it myself. I'll figure at lvl 6 when I decide what feats I actually want to have.
>>78836
Wait, is he just thrusting his whole engorged flare down into her throat rn?
Damn... That's pretty cool.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78838
78840
>>78837
Radical, man

Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78839
78840
>>78836
She tries to mumble something, but her mouth is a bit full. She caresses him with both of her hooves now, and moves her tongue along him while sucking with the rhythmic movement
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78840
78841 78842
>>78839
Dark Star reaches his hoof under the table ans strokes her face as he continues thrusting.
>>78838
>>78837
She'll be fine
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78841
78842 78844
>>78837
Ponies have longer muzzles than humans

>>78840
Her face is soft on the frog of the hoof, as is her tongue. Her mouth would be as well if it weren't so firm from sucking so hard
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78842
78843 78845
>>78841
>>78840
I know, that's what makes it cool.

Also, what time would it be where the >Stallion Gang are?
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78843

>>78842
Should be around 9-10 PM for them. Not sure if Onyx and Shimmer are even ok or died.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78844
78845
>>78841
Dark Star with passion in his voice says"I Love you Blue."
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78845
78846
>>78844
This causes her to increase her increase her speed and the grip of her mouth , as she keeps going up and down, while fondling with her hooves

>>78842
Like 10 11 or something
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78846
78847 78849 78851
>>78845
"oh Fuck,thats the stuff."
Should i make some rolls?
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78847
78848
>>78846
Are you looking to ejaculate prematurely already?
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78848
>>78847
no.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78849
78852
>>78846
She moves her tongue up and down along with the movements, still going, but she wags her tail to let Dark Star know that although she may not be very talkative, She likes the affection he shows her. Her hooves fondle his testicles like a playful but gentle cat with yarn
Anonymous
jBQja
?
No.78850
78853 78855
>>78804
I'm not sure how much of a good debate you'd get out of a 9 Charisma character Or me, for that matter, since I'm the one controlling him and my debate skills are next-to-nothing., but I think he'd be willing to at least attempt to defend the Harmonist cause.

I'd also go for Hardy (+1 on Fortitude saves, -1 on Reflex saves) and Stout (+2 to Strength checks vs. Bull Rush or Overrun, -1 to Escape Artist checks) if I were to choose Traits for Silver.

>>78823
Hey, I'll have you know that Silver is a gentlestallion. He wouldn't ever dream of it without Dark Star's approval and taking Blue Skies out to dinner first.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
C7LL/
?
No.78851
78854
>>78846
Make a Constitution check to see how many rounds you last.
I'm bored.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78852
78862
>>78849
Dark Star Leans Back in his Chair With a big smile on his face and takes a sip of his drink and strokes Blue with his tail
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78853
78858
>>78850
Well, she's dining right now on some phat dick, so that counts, right?
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78854
78856
>>78851
Watch out, you may get Iron's curse of no cumming at all after hours of stimulation.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78855
78857 78858
>>78850
>2nd spoiler
Friendship with Iron has ended now Silver is my Best Friend.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78856
78857 78858
>>78854
I wouldn't add the fortitude save to sustained sex checks.
I could look up the BoEF rules, if anyone's bored enough.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78857
78860
>>78856
Well, I did add fortitude in my case, which was pretty funny.
>>78855
Wow r00d.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78858
78859 78860
>>78853
Hey, I never knew Blue Skies ate meat, too!
>>78855
Somewhere in the deep recesses of his Cyrillic mind, Silver lets out a single, solitary tear knowing that he finally has a best friend.
>>78856
I'm gonna have to give that a "wat".
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78859
>>78858
You are soulmates! She eats dick and you eat meat. You are basically made for eachother!
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78860
78861 78863 78864
Spoilered
>>78857
>>78858
I'm bored enough, so I checked it out.
It's on page 42.

It's a Constitution check. All participants roll.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78861
78864
>>78860
Coolsies. Perfect to know for any changeling characters. I'll be saving this if I get the chance to be one.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78862
78865
>>78852
wouldn't the tail be under him?

The Playful girl continues her work, keeping up the rythmic pattern after Dark Star has stopped, still sucking and licking and bobbing

She still feels cold, but soft, with the left wing now back on her side
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78863
78864
>>78860
You guys come up with the craziest stuff.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78864
>>78860
I just remembered that Rangers get Edurance as a Bonus feat, so Dark Star gets an additional +4 bonus.
>>78861
>>78863
Some perverted nerd wrote an entire goddamn splatbook for this shit. It answers most questions that might come up concerning this and related topics.
https://www.scribd.com/doc/28468362/Book-of-Erotic-Fantasy
I found it when I was looking for rules concerning pregnancy a couple years ago.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78865
78866 78867
>>78862
Probably. so as much as he can.
Dark Star Takes another sip of his drink.
"Fuck, thats good."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78866
>>78865
Roll 1d20 + Constitution + 4
etJve
?
No.78867
78868 78869 78871 78872
[1d20+6 = 11]
>>78865

Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78868
78872
>>78867
O O F, I hope that's a good roll.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78869
78870 78871 78872
>>78867
10 minutes.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78870
78872 78873
>>78869
10 minutes? Is that a good time to last on a blowjob for ponies?
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78871
78875
>>78867
He can feel his love stream out of him in a steady jet. Blue slows down to lap it up, but continues her sucking

>>78869
Stop trying to quantify sex damn it
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78872
78874
>>78869
>>78868
>>78867
>>78870
It's good in this case, because there's only so long a mare can have a dick in her throat before she loses patience.

Technically, I would reduce the time ponies last, because much horse biology, but that's what the book says for humanoids.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78873
78874 78880
>>78870
Depends. Do you think ponies have the sexual endurance of humans or horses?
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78874
>>78872
That much is true.
>>78873
GM decides that, not me.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78875
78876 78878
>>78871
Dark Star Grunts louder than he would like to


Silver
jBQja
?
No.78876
78877
>>78875
The sudden grunt makes Silver look up from a very interesting stain on his table to look at Star, in case there's something wrong.
etJve
?
No.78877
78878 78879 78882 78883
[1d20+7 = 25]
>>78876
Dark Star Waves
"i had a catch in my throat"
Bluff
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78878
78885
>>78875
She continues her soft nibble and sucking of Dark Star's genitals until she has sucked away all he gives. She finally raises head above the table and looks at him with a warm smile, as she continuously licks her supple lips and repeatedly swallows. She looks almost like a foal after suckling.

"Sorry, I was hungry"

>>78877
"I had something in my throat too"
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78879
>>78877
You had a what now? A catch?
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78880
78881
>>78873
I don't see any endurance penalty for centaurs, and centaurs are pretty much the closest you'll get to intelligent anthropromorphic horses with equine anatomy. If centaurs don't have any endurance penalty, I wouldn't give any to ponies, unless ponies were given some kind of redeeming buff like a bonus to appearance score.
It's a good thing Dark Star went to the Priest and not a doctor, and got his disease magically treated with care. The book treats Ghoul fever as a potential std.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78881
>>78880
That's what I was thinking too. Darkboi is lucky it worked in his favor.
jBQja
?
No.78882
78883
[1d20+3 = 15]
>>78877
Silver isn't going to beat that anyways, but opposed.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78883
78884 78887
>>78877
>>78882
Somehow, he doesn't notice Blue Skies raise her head above the table, and takes it at face value. He returns to the vary interest stain he was previously inspecting on his table.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78884
>>78883
*very
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78885
78887
>>78878
"W-Wow"
Anonymous
ElAnw
?
No.78886
iem8v20lw0911.jpg

Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78887
78891 78895
>>78885
She moves back to her wicked smile and big jade eyes. She places a hoof gently on Dark Star's muzzle

>>78883
She waves to him, and she has that devious smile
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78888
I'll probably be gone for a short bit, if anyone needs Silver or something.
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.78889
78890 78891 78892
1518461__safe_artist-colon-desmondferrcon_oc_oc-colon-milo highliss_oc only_american football_broncos_denver broncos_female_football_handegg_mare_nfl_p.png
Football!
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.78890
78892
1415869__safe_artist-colon-jeremeymcdude_oc_oc-colon-milo highliss_oc only_american football_denver broncos_depressed_earth pony_nfl_pony_sad_show accu.png
>>78889
Awww..
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78891
>>78889
Sorry. I wasn't paying attention to the post numbers.
>>78887
The smile is a bit unsettling to him, but he waves back anyways.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78892
>>78889
>>78890
Not fast enough.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78893
78894
Are we going to play today?
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78894
78896
>>78893
Like I said before, after Star gets his date finished and everyone goes to bed, we're not going to wake up and play.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78895
78899
>>78887
Dark Star Strokes Her face and plays with her ears.
Anonymous
ElAnw
?
No.78896
78897 78898 78899
>>78894
I'm waiting for a doctor
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78897
78901
>>78896
You or Onyx?
Shimmering Spark
OnSS9
?
No.78898
78903
>>78896
Same
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78899
78900 78901
>>78895
Her ears are soft, and bounce up and down in reaction to being touched, she moves her muzzle into the hoof

>>78896
After a long wait, one takes him
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78900
78902
>>78899
"you're amazing."
Anonymous
ElAnw
?
No.78901
78902
>>78897
Onyx
>>78899
Finally
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78902
78904 78905
>>78900
"D'aww" She blushes
"You really think so?"

>>78901
The unicorn doctor is a little rude when he asks "So what is wrong?"
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78903
78906
>>78898
Pretend you're going with Onyx, Shimmer
Anonymous
ElAnw
?
No.78904
78907
>>78902
"A zombie thought I looked like a good snack"
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78905
78907
>>78902
Dark Star Has a Happy look on his face
"Yea i do. you're the sweetest pony I've ever met."

Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78906
>>78903
This.
It'll speed things along.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78907
78908 78909
>>78904
"Are you drunk?"

>>78905
"You must not know me very well"
Anonymous
ElAnw
?
No.78908
78910 78911
>>78907
"Nope, just working in a necromancers lair"
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78909
78911
>>78907
"I know you just fine. But i can see your sweet side too."
Shimmering Spark
OnSS9
?
No.78910
>>78908
The sorcerer snickers at the situation.
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78911
78912 78914 78915 78917
>>78909
She smiles. “And I’ve got a taste of you as well”

>>78908
Figuring he’s not going to get a non-sarcastic answer out of Onyx, he starts examining him. “You got yourself into one hell of a hoof fight. Are these bite marks?”
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78912
78918
>>78911
"Forgive me if i dont give you a big kiss right now. i would but. well you know"
Dark Star sips his drink
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78913
Attention, minor change done. Picked vulnerable (-1 AC) as a flaw and picked the endurance feat.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78914
78915
__.png
>>78911
>Figuring he’s not going to get a non-sarcastic answer
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78915
78916 78920
>>78911
>>78914
This is what you get with a socialized healthcare system.
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.78916
78920
>>78915
>Knows healing magick
>Doesn't know about undead.
Freaking godless commies.
Better pray you don't need surgery, lest they sew their scapples into the wound, like the goddamn maoists.

I g2g btw. Will be back later.
Anonymous
ElAnw
?
No.78917
78918
>>78911
"Huh, it's almost like I said I was bitten by a fucking zombie. Are you denser than lead?"
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78918
78919 78920
>>78917
He pokes at an exposed flesh wound. “It’s pretty clear you aren’t as dense as lead. This will take many stitches, maybe a bone stint...”

>>78912
She frowns at the snub, implied in the situation but painful to hear explicitly stated, and takes a sip of her strawberry mixed drink. She looks over at Silver


Anonymous
ElAnw
?
No.78919
78921
>>78918
"Well can you do it, or should I see a doctor whose ears aren't full of shit?
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78920
78921 78922 78923
>>78915
>>78916
Dark Stars 3rd act as mayor fix the health care system
>>78918
it wasnt a snub.
Dark Star Notices the frown
"Blue, look im sorry. i love you, and ill give you an extra long kiss later."
/tS6w
?
No.78921
78922 78923 78924 78935
[1d20+5 = 19]
>>78919
“Of course I can.”

He starts cutting into special areas, figuring applying a topical anaesthetic could wait

>>78920
She turns back at him. Then she rushes for his face with hers
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78922
78923 78924
>>78921
>>78920
Hah, sucker, you gay now.
Anonymous
ElAnw
?
No.78923
78924
>>78920
>>78921
>>78922
Oh nigga you gay
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78924
78925 78926 78927
>>78922
>>78923
who was the one that got raped?
>>78921
hmmmm
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78925
78928
>>78924
No one, actually. We agreed to retcon that scene, right GM?
Low blow tho
Anonymous
ElAnw
?
No.78926
78928
>>78924
Not me
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78927
78928
>>78924
She presses her mouth to his in a kiss. Her mouth tastes like strawberries and alcohol
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78928
78929 78930 78934
>>78926
>Yet
im sure we will all fuck up bad enough to get it.
>>78925
F.
>>78927
Dark Star grabs the back oh her head with a hoof and leans in for a deep kiss
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78929
>>78928
*Of
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78930
78933
>>78928
Well, at least you won't cower. That's commendable.
Question is, would you do that IRL?
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78931
78932
*Snores in Draconic*
[Growling noises]
>Bad dream
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78932
78941
>>78931
is berry bed. Eerawn will slep on ur room cuz u feel bad and he don liky dat.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78933
>>78930
it would depend on how much i like the girl. and on how bad it tasted
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78934
78936 78937
>>78928
And does she ever kiss back, exchanging fluids with him once again. He can’t taste himself in her though. She seems to have been very intent in swallowing any taste of him.

She places a hoof on his face, and her ears fall back. Her tongue is soft and gentle
Anonymous
ElAnw
?
No.78935
78938 78940 78941
>>78921
After the procedure, onyx heads back to the bar to sleep.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78936
78937 78941
>>78934
Dark Star Starts Stroking her mane
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78937
78941
>>78934
>>78936
Silver takes this moment to look VERY intently upwards and as far away from the couple currently sucking face as possible...oh, hey, is that bubblegum on the ceiling?
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.78938
78939
>>78935
One down.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78939
>>78938
Three to go.
Shimmering Spark
OnSS9
?
No.78940
78945
>>78935
And I guess Spark returns to the void of nothingness he was at last time after waving goodbye to the bartender.
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78941
78942 78943 78944 78948
>>78932
The fuck is this?

>>78935
It’s more painful than the last two times, but the unicorn magic does it’s trick. He returns to the bar. Dark Star, the mare who first said he wasn’t a Changeling but then later accused him of being a Changeling, and Silver are there. But his bed is upstairs and waiting for him

>>78936
Her mane is also relatively soft. She pulls away from him first. “Not too much. We are in public”

>>78937
She pulls off of him, and waves at Silver again

Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78942
78949
>>78941
"Lets head back to the hotel room."
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78943
78949
>>78941
It's code for "Don't worry, Iron will sleep on your room because you feel bad and he doesn't like that."
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78944
78949
>>78941
He can only guess from Blue's earlier behavior that she's waving at him again, so he waves back. Seriously, kids these days. Back in his day, you wouldn't ever see a couple holding hooves in public, let alone making out THAT hard.
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.78945
78946
>>78940
2 Down; 2 to go.

Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78946
78947
>>78945
Yeh! We'll soon reach dawn once more!
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.78947
Spoilered
>>78946
>implying
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78948
78949
>>78941
With nothing else left to do or think about and with Silver getting rather bored just sitting there staring at the piece of bubblegum that somehow managed to get itself stuck on a ceiling tile, he decides to head up to his room, do some push-ups for exercise and to tire himself out, and pass out on his bed that looks surprisingly comfy all of a sudden.
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78949
78950 78951
>>78944
It’s still unusual

>>78943
No shit.

>>78942
“Alright.”
She wanted to either convince Silver of the error of his ways, or expose him as a subversive, but she needs to make up for sleep not had the night before. They walk the many blocks back to the Grand Baltimare hotel. Again, Blue comments on the ease with which they are able to enter at least the first and fourth floors.

>>78948
She’ll get him next time

Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78950
78952
>>78949
Dark Star is the big Spoon as they cuddle and drift off to sleep.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78951
78952
>>78949
What do you think, GM, do you think Iron can manage a little juvenile sneaking to a mare's room?
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78952
78953 78955
>>78950
She raises her tail as she lays in her belly in the bed... but that will work too

>>78951
I don’t think any juveniles have snuck into Ash’s room, so there is nopony to manage
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78953
78954 78959
>>78952
I think you misundertand. Iron is the juvenile sneaker here.
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.78954
78956
>>78953
I wouldn't risk it.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78955
78957 78959
>>78952
Normally i would hop on the chance, but the other players are bullying me into sleeping as well
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78956
78958
>>78954
Aw, you're no fun.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78957
78961
>>78955
>Doesn't realize Iron was about to start something stupid
Wake the fuck up and rut that mare or I swear I'll fuck her for you.
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.78958
>>78956
I said I wouldn't risk it.
It wasn't necessarily meant to discourage.
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78959
78960
>>78953
Well no shit

>>78955
And thus, Dark Star is bullied. I don’t think it would make a difference though for time purposes
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78960
>>78959
I'm guessing that's a no then.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78961
78967
_laughing reaper.gif
>>78957
>I swear I'll fuck her for you.

Silver
jBQja
?
No.78962
78963 78964
As it turns out, our characters can, in fact, go to sleep.
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.78963
>>78962
Yay!
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78964
78965
>>78962
You're all pretending to sleep. I can see through your lies!
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78965
78966
>>78964
"Go fuck back to sleep, Iron. It is too late to deal with bullshit such as this."
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78966
78968 78971
>>78965
Alright. You convinced me, but Iron was asleep. It was a changeling!
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78967
78969 78970 78972
>>78961
She is content just to be cuddled. She doesn’t need his penis, only his love
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78968
_check em.png
>>78966

Silver
jBQja
?
No.78969
78972
>>78967
Sometimes, I wonder if Blue Skies was really a changeling all along.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78970
78972
>>78967
>inb4 Blue Skies is actually a changeling
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.78971
78973 78984
>>78966
Missed the chance to get some cheap XP from knocking that one out, tbh. Then you could have had her to yourself to for the night.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78972
78984
_worried laughter.png
>>78967
>>78969
>>78970

Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78973
78974
>>78971
You mean the dream changeling? But she was so polite and feminine, even though it's supposed to be hideous. I don't know who you're talking about.
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.78974
>>78973
It seems I misinterpreted the event. I only read it halfway.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78975
I'm going to go on a limb here and say that the day is over since everyone is now comfy in their beds. We could start a new day now.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78976
78977 78978 78989
>Party is finally asleep
Oh shid, I'd better pick my spells for the day.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78977
78979 78981
>>78976
Please pick Remove Disease, or anything of that nature.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78978
>>78976
same
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78979
78980
>>78977
I'm not sure if we're going to join the party until the kiddies go back to the abbey, my dude.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78980
78982
>>78979
Pleeeeeeeeeease! We love you long time!
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78981
78983 78985
>>78977
That's a third level spell, m8..
I really wanted to try Downdraft of Hammer of Righteousness. Call Lightning is good combined with Cloudburst.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78982
78985
>>78980
>old stallion cuddles
Nah, it's fine. You can do it.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78983
>>78981
*Downdraft or
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78984
78986 78987
>>78972
If you're not going to rut her.... She'll just have to do without

>>78971
It's wasn't even a real changeling. It was intended to be a bad dream


Silver
jBQja
?
No.78985
78986
>>78981
I have no idea what determines what spells you can cast, and I honestly thought you said earlier that you were going to prepare that spell.
>>78982
Alternative offer: we join up, do all of our quests much faster, and make the GM happy since he only has to plan out quests for one group instead of two.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78986
>>78984
Yeah, sorry. Iron is a horny boi. For next time, make the changelings try to be more assertive and try to pin Iron or something. He'll not take that with grace.
>>78985
Well, you should convince Ash about her quest, not me. Also, the GM should reduce the distance between bought foals if he aimed for faster quest progression.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78987
78988
>>78984
Dark Star will stick with cuddles for tonight
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78988
>>78987
If she's indignant, he can't see her face
Anonymous
ElAnw
?
No.78989
78990 78991
>>78976
Pls pick something like "fuck undead"

Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78990
78992
>>78989
Quit whining and buy holy water already.
Shimmering Spark
OnSS9
?
No.78991
78995
>>78989
But that would get you undead aids
Anonymous
ElAnw
?
No.78992
78993 78996
>>78990
Where? GM told me there are almost no clerics here.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78993
78994
>>78992
There are churches. Churches have holy water inside them.
Anonymous
ElAnw
?
No.78994
78998
>>78993
Are you telling me I could have played....
GM, I have some words. Mainly about purchasing holy water
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78995
>>78991
thats what cure disease is for.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78996
>>78992
Go to a church. They sell it at a non-profit price (20 gp).
Also, 1st level Adept NPC (altar bois) would usually be the ones blessing water.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78997
*25 gp
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78998
78999
>>78994
Well, I suppose the GM is going to do a recap on everything and say his thoughts about the day. Wonder what he'll say about us.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78999
_hmmmmmmmmmmmmm luna.png
>>78998

Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.79007
New thread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/79000.html#79000