This RPG is set in the land of Equestria after it has been conquered and split between the Changelings and a foriegn fascist nation. It is based in large part on the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&D 3.5 mechanics
4 of the group have taken a job to clear a site of a future real estate development of undead. They seem to have stumbled upon a centuries old evil long forgotten by Equestria. Meanwhile, Ash has discovered foals from the order of Saint Prancis orphanage practicing dark magic and sacrifices in the woods, while Iron is having not-so-pleasant dreams
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>>78797Silver just shrugs and returns to his own business. He hasn't had much cause to worry about Blue thus far, besides finding her personal political beliefs to be at least objectionable.
Is Onyx in urgent care yet?
>>78799>finding her personal political beliefs to be at least objectionableOh it is so on. She had other plans for her mouth, but a debate would be very welcome
>>78800I like how they could be used to five give characters more personality, which would be a definite help in role playing. I kind of don't like how they are attached to quantitative mechanical effects, as that encourages ignoring the roleplaying aspect and instead just trying to min-max
>>78802>it doesn't suit min-maxing, so I don't like it>>78803Well he sure as hell ought to be. Normally you'd want to avoid public hospitals when injured because of unwanted questions, but if you tell them "I got kicked by a zombie," all you are going to get back is "what"
>>78790>slowNot a good trait for a melee fighter who has to first close distance with an enemy, and is probably slowed down by armor anyways
>>78804>it doesn't suit min-maxingNo, it precisely for min-maxing.
They're okay if you want to make a niche character with a very particular skill set or playstyle, especially if you're playing a race that's less than suited for your character's class.
I just don't find very many of them to be worth the loss of versitality, but I could see how they'd be helpful for certain characters though.
>>78804Well, if that's the case, I'll exchange slow for brawler (basically get +1 on unarmed attacks and -1 on weapon attack)
>>78805If I were to choose acouple for my character, I'd choose Honest, Polite, or Distinctive. Those would good traits for a good-aligned religious character (especially a Lawful Good Paladin, who never ).
Cautious is a good trait to have for defensive/support Casters with good Will saves, since the Cleric should always be the last to die, and an arcane caster being a bitch who always runs at the sight of danger is kind of a given.
Uncivilized may as well be a class feature for Barbarians, because if you're not RPing with that trait in mind, you're not playing a very genuine Barbarian.
*who would never intend to trick people
>>78785>>78797Dark Star re holsters his revolvers
>>78806Hey, if you intended to rank up Handle Animal anyway, there's a Presige Class you might be interested in.
Also, d20 Modern has a lot of decentfeats for unarmed combat, since they kind of buffed unarmed combat: It might be worth checking out, since we're using modern weapons in this game anyway.
>>78807>>78805Why do you keep replying to your own meta posts? Why can you not just say whatever you think you need to say in one post, and have respect for the fact that a thread with 2000 posts is difficult to load on a phone?
>>78811A use of the mouth to defend Pony Nationalism is a great use, don't be sad
>>78812"The only thing of yours that needs to be placed back in its sheath is your revolver"
>>78813It's for RP purposes, you know? You can't survive in the jungle without taming the wild around you, am I right?
>>78814You can use show last 50 posts as a useful trick to ease up RAM on your phone.
>>78813But GM is right, even scruffy said not to.
>>78813>>78815I forgot the link.
https://dndtools.net/classes/fist-of-the-forest/>>78814Idk. I just didn't think to add that part until after I posted it.
I'll try not to do that. It's a bad habit of mine.
>>78816Hm, how many skill point does a 9 Int Fighter have to pick up 4 skills in survival?
>>78814"Ha, Good i was getting worried there for a second"
Dark Star Takes it back out
>>78818That class was actually intended for creatures who started with 1 level in Barbarian (a 9 int Barbarian has 12 skillpoints to distribute at level 1).
It was just a suggestion, for a prestige class that increases unarmed damage.
There's also a good feat from the Tome of Battle you might like:
https://dndtools.net/feats/tome-of-battle-the-book-of-nine-swords--88/superior-unarmed-strike--2844/ >>78820Can I just pick this feat up by taking a flaw just like that? It seems there should be more prerequisites for this feat.
>>78819She bats her eyes at him, then gives her wicked smile.
"You know Dark Star, I didn't eat that haydog back at the theater. I'm feeling a bit hungry, so I hope you don't mind."
She lays her entire body on the seat, and then ducks her head below the table, extending her right wing under the table as well. She moves her left hoof lower, then lick's Dark Star's unsheathed 'gun,' and then unceremoniously and quickly places the entire thing in her mouth
>>78822Silver, Attack of Opportunity on that pussy, now!
>>78821I wouldn't say there should be more prequisites to that feat.
The most complained-about feature for monks is that their unarmed damage progresses so slowly, and they don't have the same advantage that Fighters do with 2-handed weapons.
The feat was actually made for multiclass Fighters and Swordsages who dipped just 1 or 2 levels into Monk to get Improved Unarmed Strike, but wanted to progress as a different class that wasn't Monk.
>>78824Oh, that's cool then. I'll pick it up for my kit.
By the by, the flaw taken was shaky (-2 hit chance on ranged attacks)
>>78822Dark Star trys to stifle a Moan
>>78823Thats a great way to get shot
>>78828Get shot a seductive look, I bet!
I'd tell her to stop but you did lick her pussy in a movie theater so you can't do that without looking like a hypocrite. Hope Sea Breeze or any Black Hooves supporter notices both of you. >>78828She's great at stopping the gag as she places it far down her throat, then moves her head up and down, wrapping her long and soft tongue around him around him. The other wing comes up a little, an moves towards Dark Star's chest
>>78831"Hnng."
Dark star moves his hips back and forth with her head movements
>>78829>>78830>tell her to stopwe are past the point of no return
Are there any plans to play today?
I'm going to be free for most of today, so I should be available.
>>78829That's what the wing is for. So no pony who looks underneath the table can see
exactly what they are doing, even if it doesn't take much imagination
>>78832She must love thick milkshakes, because she sucks like she's sucking pure icecream through a straw
>>78833Wait for Dark Star to get the succ and then we'll play some more. Maybe even watch the fourth sex scene at the end of the date. Some nymphomaniacs these two are.
Not that I'm complaining>>78834I sure hope it is.
>>78834"Blue, wow,hnnng youre the best"
Dark Star moves his hips Faster
>>78827Shaky is okay to take if you never ever want to use a firearm.
I'm tempted to take it myself. I'll figure at lvl 6 when I decide what feats I actually want to have.
>>78836Wait, is he just thrusting his whole engorged flare down into her throat rn?
Damn...
That's pretty cool.
>>78836She tries to mumble something, but her mouth is a bit full. She caresses him with both of her hooves now, and moves her tongue along him while sucking with the rhythmic movement
>>78839Dark Star reaches his hoof under the table ans strokes her face as he continues thrusting.
>>78838>>78837She'll be fine
>>78837Ponies have longer muzzles than humans
>>78840Her face is soft on the frog of the hoof, as is her tongue. Her mouth would be as well if it weren't so firm from sucking so hard
>>78841>>78840I know, that's what makes it cool.Also, what time would it be where the >Stallion Gang are?
>>78842Should be around 9-10 PM for them. Not sure if Onyx and Shimmer are even ok or died.
>>78841Dark Star with passion in his voice says"I Love you Blue."
>>78844This causes her to increase her increase her speed and the grip of her mouth , as she keeps going up and down, while fondling with her hooves
>>78842Like 10 11 or something
>>78845"oh Fuck,thats the stuff."
Should i make some rolls? >>78846She moves her tongue up and down along with the movements, still going, but she wags her tail to let Dark Star know that although she may not be very talkative, She likes the affection he shows her. Her hooves fondle his testicles like a playful but gentle cat with yarn
>>78846Make a Constitution check to see how many rounds you last.
I'm bored.
>>78849Dark Star Leans Back in his Chair With a big smile on his face and takes a sip of his drink and strokes Blue with his tail
>>78851Watch out, you may get Iron's curse of no cumming at all after hours of stimulation.
>>78850>2nd spoilerFriendship with Iron has ended now Silver is my Best Friend.
>>78854I wouldn't add the fortitude save to sustained sex checks.
I could look up the BoEF rules, if anyone's bored enough.
>>78856Well, I did add fortitude in my case, which was pretty funny.
>>78855Wow r00d.
>>78858You are soulmates! She eats dick and you eat meat. You are basically made for eachother!
>>78857>>78858I'm bored enough, so I checked it out.
It's on page 42.
It's a Constitution check. All participants roll.
>>78860Coolsies. Perfect to know for any changeling characters. I'll be saving this if I get the chance to be one.
>>78852wouldn't the tail be under him?The Playful girl continues her work, keeping up the rythmic pattern after Dark Star has stopped, still sucking and licking and bobbing
She still feels cold, but soft, with the left wing now back on her side
>>78860I just remembered that Rangers get Edurance as a Bonus feat, so Dark Star gets an additional +4 bonus.
>>78861>>78863Some perverted nerd wrote an entire goddamn splatbook for this shit. It answers most questions that might come up concerning this and related topics.
https://www.scribd.com/doc/28468362/Book-of-Erotic-FantasyI found it when I was looking for rules concerning pregnancy a couple years ago.
>>78862Probably. so as much as he can.Dark Star Takes another sip of his drink.
"Fuck, thats good."
>>78867O O F, I hope that's a good roll.
>>7886910 minutes? Is that a good time to last on a blowjob for ponies?
>>78867He can feel his love stream out of him in a steady jet. Blue slows down to lap it up, but continues her sucking
>>78869Stop trying to quantify sex damn it
>>78869>>78868>>78867>>78870It's good in this case, because there's only so long a mare can have a dick in her throat before she loses patience.
Technically, I would reduce the time ponies last, because much horse biology, but that's what the book says for humanoids.
>>78871Dark Star Grunts louder than he would like to
>>78875The sudden grunt makes Silver look up from a very interesting stain on his table to look at Star, in case there's something wrong.
[1d20+7 = 25]>>78876Dark Star Waves
"i had a catch in my throat"
Bluff
>>78875She continues her soft nibble and sucking of Dark Star's genitals until she has sucked away all he gives. She finally raises head above the table and looks at him with a warm smile, as she continuously licks her supple lips and repeatedly swallows. She looks almost like a foal after suckling.
"Sorry, I was hungry"
>>78877"I had something in my throat too"
>>78877You had a what now? A catch?
>>78873I don't see any endurance penalty for centaurs, and centaurs are pretty much the closest you'll get to intelligent anthropromorphic horses with equine anatomy. If centaurs don't have any endurance penalty, I wouldn't give any to ponies, unless ponies were given some kind of redeeming buff like a bonus to appearance score.
It's a good thing Dark Star went to the Priest and not a doctor, and got his disease magically treated with care. The book treats Ghoul fever as a potential std.
>>78880That's what I was thinking too. Darkboi is lucky it worked in his favor.
>>78877>>78882Somehow, he doesn't notice Blue Skies raise her head above the table, and takes it at face value. He returns to the vary interest stain he was previously inspecting on his table.
>>78885She moves back to her wicked smile and big jade eyes. She places a hoof gently on Dark Star's muzzle
>>78883She waves to him, and she has that devious smile
I'll probably be gone for a short bit, if anyone needs Silver or something.
>>78889Sorry. I wasn't paying attention to the post numbers.>>78887The smile is a bit unsettling to him, but he waves back anyways.
Are we going to play today?
>>78893Like I said before, after Star gets his date finished and everyone goes to bed, we're not going to wake up and play.
>>78887Dark Star Strokes Her face and plays with her ears.
>>78895Her ears are soft, and bounce up and down in reaction to being touched, she moves her muzzle into the hoof
>>78896After a long wait, one takes him
>>78900"D'aww" She blushes
"You really think so?"
>>78901The unicorn doctor is a little rude when he asks "So what is wrong?"
>>78898Pretend you're going with Onyx, Shimmer
>>78902"A zombie thought I looked like a good snack"
>>78902Dark Star Has a Happy look on his face
"Yea i do. you're the sweetest pony I've ever met."
>>78903This.
It'll speed things along.
>>78904"Are you drunk?"
>>78905"You must not know me very well"
>>78907"Nope, just working in a necromancers lair"
>>78907"I know you just fine. But i can see your sweet side too."
>>78908The sorcerer snickers at the situation.
>>78909She smiles. “And I’ve got a taste of you as well”
>>78908Figuring he’s not going to get a non-sarcastic answer out of Onyx, he starts examining him. “You got yourself into one hell of a hoof fight. Are these bite marks?”
>>78911"Forgive me if i dont give you a big kiss right now. i would but. well you know"
Dark Star sips his drink
Attention, minor change done. Picked vulnerable (-1 AC) as a flaw and picked the endurance feat.
>>78911>>78914This is what you get with a socialized healthcare system.
>>78915>Knows healing magick>Doesn't know about undead.Freaking godless commies.
Better pray you don't need surgery, lest they sew their scapples into the wound, like the goddamn maoists.
I g2g btw. Will be back later.
>>78911"Huh, it's almost like I said I was bitten by a fucking zombie. Are you denser than lead?"
>>78917He pokes at an exposed flesh wound. “It’s pretty clear
you aren’t as dense as lead. This will take many stitches, maybe a bone stint...”
>>78912She frowns at the snub, implied in the situation but painful to hear explicitly stated, and takes a sip of her strawberry mixed drink. She looks over at Silver
>>78918"Well can you do it, or should I see a doctor whose ears aren't full of shit?
>>78915>>78916Dark Stars 3rd act as mayor fix the health care system
>>78918it wasnt a snub.Dark Star Notices the frown
"Blue, look im sorry. i love you, and ill give you an extra long kiss later."
[1d20+5 = 19]>>78919“Of course I can.”
He starts cutting into special areas, figuring applying a topical anaesthetic could wait
>>78920She turns back at him. Then she rushes for his face with hers
>>78921>>78920Hah, sucker, you gay now.
>>78922>>78923who was the one that got raped?
>>78921hmmmm
>>78924No one, actually. We agreed to retcon that scene, right GM?
Low blow tho >>78924She presses her mouth to his in a kiss. Her mouth tastes like strawberries and alcohol
>>78926>Yetim sure we will all fuck up bad enough to get it.>>78925F.>>78927Dark Star grabs the back oh her head with a hoof and leans in for a deep kiss
>>78928Well, at least you won't cower. That's commendable.
Question is, would you do that IRL? *Snores in Draconic*
[Growling noises]
>Bad dream
>>78931is berry bed. Eerawn will slep on ur room cuz u feel bad and he don liky dat.
>>78928And does she ever kiss back, exchanging fluids with him once again. He can’t taste himself in her though. She seems to have been very intent in swallowing any taste of him.
She places a hoof on his face, and her ears fall back. Her tongue is soft and gentle
>>78921After the procedure, onyx heads back to the bar to sleep.
>>78934Dark Star Starts Stroking her mane
>>78934>>78936Silver takes this moment to look VERY intently upwards and as far away from the couple currently sucking face as possible...oh, hey, is that bubblegum on the ceiling?
>>78935And I guess Spark returns to the void of nothingness he was at last time after waving goodbye to the bartender.
>>78932The fuck is this?
>>78935It’s more painful than the last two times, but the unicorn magic does it’s trick. He returns to the bar. Dark Star, the mare who first said he wasn’t a Changeling but then later accused him of being a Changeling, and Silver are there. But his bed is upstairs and waiting for him
>>78936Her mane is also relatively soft. She pulls away from him first. “Not too much. We are in public”
>>78937She pulls off of him, and waves at Silver again
>>78941"Lets head back to the hotel room."
>>78941It's code for "Don't worry, Iron will sleep on your room because you feel bad and he doesn't like that."
>>78941He can only guess from Blue's earlier behavior that she's waving at him again, so he waves back. Seriously, kids these days. Back in his day, you wouldn't ever see a couple holding hooves in public, let alone making out THAT hard.
>>78945Yeh! We'll soon reach dawn once more!
>>78941With nothing else left to do or think about and with Silver getting rather bored just sitting there staring at the piece of bubblegum that somehow managed to get itself stuck on a ceiling tile, he decides to head up to his room, do some push-ups for exercise and to tire himself out, and pass out on his bed that looks surprisingly comfy all of a sudden.
>>78944It’s still unusual
>>78943No shit.
>>78942“Alright.”
She wanted to either convince Silver of the error of his ways, or expose him as a subversive, but she needs to make up for sleep not had the night before. They walk the many blocks back to the Grand Baltimare hotel. Again, Blue comments on the ease with which they are able to enter at least the first and fourth floors.
>>78948She’ll get him next time
>>78949Dark Star is the big Spoon as they cuddle and drift off to sleep.
>>78949What do you think, GM, do you think Iron can manage a little juvenile sneaking to a mare's room?
>>78950She raises her tail as she lays in her belly in the bed... but that will work too
>>78951I don’t think any juveniles have snuck into Ash’s room, so there is nopony to manage
>>78952I think you misundertand. Iron is the juvenile sneaker here.
>>78955>Doesn't realize Iron was about to start something stupidWake the fuck up and rut that mare or I swear I'll fuck her for you.
>>78956I said I wouldn't risk it.
It wasn't necessarily meant to discourage.
>>78953Well no shit
>>78955And thus, Dark Star is bullied. I don’t think it would make a difference though for time purposes
>>78959I'm guessing that's a no then.
As it turns out, our characters can, in fact, go to sleep.
>>78962You're all pretending to sleep. I can see through your lies!
>>78965Alright. You convinced me, but Iron was asleep. It was a changeling!
>>78961She is content just to be cuddled. She doesn’t need his penis, only his love
>>78966Missed the chance to get some cheap XP from knocking that one out, tbh. Then you could have had her to yourself to for the night.
>>78971You mean the dream changeling? But she was so polite and feminine, even though it's supposed to be hideous. I don't know who you're talking about.
>>78973It seems I misinterpreted the event. I only read it halfway.
I'm going to go on a limb here and say that the day is over since everyone is now comfy in their beds. We could start a new day now.
>Party is finally asleep
Oh shid, I'd better pick my spells for the day.
>>78977I'm not sure if we're going to join the party until the kiddies go back to the abbey, my dude.
>>78977That's a third level spell, m8..
I really wanted to try Downdraft of Hammer of Righteousness. Call Lightning is good combined with Cloudburst.
>>78980>old stallion cuddlesNah, it's fine. You can do it.
>>78972If you're not going to rut her.... She'll just have to do without
>>78971It's wasn't even a real changeling. It was intended to be a bad dream
>>78984Yeah, sorry. Iron is a horny boi. For next time, make the changelings try to be more assertive and try to pin Iron or something. He'll not take that with grace.
>>78985Well, you should convince Ash about her quest, not me. Also, the GM should reduce the distance between bought foals if he aimed for faster quest progression.
>>78984Dark Star will stick with cuddles for tonight
>>78987If she's indignant, he can't see her face
>>78989Quit whining and buy holy water already.
>>78989But that would get you undead aids
>>78990Where? GM told me there are almost no clerics here.
>>78992There are churches. Churches have holy water inside them.
>>78993Are you telling me I could have played....
GM, I have some words. Mainly about purchasing holy water
>>78991thats what cure disease is for.
>>78992Go to a church. They sell it at a non-profit price (20 gp).
Also, 1st level Adept NPC (altar bois) would usually be the ones blessing water.
>>78994Well, I suppose the GM is going to do a recap on everything and say his thoughts about the day. Wonder what he'll say about us.