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Occupied Equestria: Weird Tails
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.76857
76905
This RPG is set in the land of Equestria after it has been conquered and split between the Changelings and a foriegn fascist nation. It is based in large part on the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&D 3.5 mechanics

4 of the group have taken a job to clear a site of a future real estate development of undead. They seem to have stumbled upon a centuries old evil long forgotten by Equestria. Meanwhile, Ash has discovered foals from the order of Saint Prancis orphanage practicing dark magic and sacrifices in the woods, while Iron is having not-so-pleasant dreams
1903 replies and 68 files omitted.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78691
>>78690
I'm currently watching an archived stream of the mod. Here's the link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pF792fH0yg
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78692
78696 78698 78703
Spoilered
>>78689
Southeast was where I was picturing it. Somewhere on the east side if Celestial sea, South of Griffonstone (which I think became Griffonia, if I'm not mistaken).
Whatever it is is fine, so long as it's got dragons, mountains, and is at least partly isolated from the other races.
Do you have a link to the mod? I'd like to see it, just so I know about the existing continents.

Fuck! I deleted the wrong post.
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78693
78694
>>78687
Yes
81ubl
?
No.78694
78695
[1d20+5 = 16]
[1d20+5 = 20]
>>78693
Alrighty, then I'll double the dice for double the gains!
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78695
78697
>>78694
For god's sake, she's going to think Iron is gay when she's not cumming for her.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78696
>>78692
Give me a bit, my computer's running a bit slow at the moment.
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78697
78699 78702
>>78695
The figure changes shape, to that of a large male black diamond dog with black leather jacket
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78698
78701 78703
>>78692
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1096009291&searchtext=Equestria+at+war
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78699
78725
>>78697
Iron is very taken aback from the sudden change of the image. He stops stroking his member, not cool with it His ears are drooped and he's frowning as hard as a pony's face could muster. "Ugh, I cannot even let off some steam now? Now that is just great."

It was funny.
Iron
81ubl
?
No.78700
*with it. His
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78701
78703
>>78698
Fug. That's bigger than I thought it'd be.
Kind of weird how the Changelings have so much territory though, considering they're dependant on other creatures for sustainence send the show implied they were pretty limited in number.
Video game logic, I guess.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78702
78727
>>78677
>>78697
Did Sister Ash see anything?
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78703
78704
>>78692
>>78698
Nevermind then, someone already posted it.
>>78701
Keep in mind it used to be made up of many different, independent hives before Chrysalis united the majority of them under her rule.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78704
78705
>>78703
She should have tried that before she attacked equestria then.
I never would have imagined the changeling's territory to be any bigger than the Crystal Empire, but I guess they had to balance the game somehow.
>reigndeer
>relevant
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78705
78706
>>78704
Especially considering most of their land is unsuited for industrial development. Especially in the north, where states with zero building slots are common.
The primary advantage they have against Equestria in the Great War is that Equestria takes time to fully mobilize for war, so the longer the Changelings can delay the Great War against Equestria before Equestria can mobilize on its own, the greater the chances the Changelings have at winning. Otherwise, Equestria will just end up steamrolling them, if they declare war too early or too late.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78706
78707 78708
>>78705
You'd think the race that micromanages the sun, moon and weather would have the biggest advantage when it comes to Defending their territory.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78707
78708
>>78706
Gosh, I just realized that the existence of bombers and planes are going to make my few AoE spells irrelevant...
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78708
78709
>>78706
It's a bit difficult when all you have in terms of weapons are some rifles against a fully-mobilized army of tanks and motorized infantry.
>>78707
Unless a full-scale civil war between Restorationists, Communists, and the Black Hooves starts up, I don't think there will be many warplanes involved.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78709
78710 78711
>>78708
I never really imagined Changelings to be very inventive creatures. They seemed to be mostly hive-minded in the show, never shown using nearly as many tools as ponies did.
Also, motorized infantry is no match for ponies who could fuck-up an entire army by causing a blizzard or unrelenting rain and wind: it'd be like invading Russia in the Winter.
But again, video game logic.

Tbh, it looks like we're going to have to wait for quite a while until the conflict is settled in this story, considering we're level 5 and don't have any XP yet.
As far as I can tell, the story won't really be finished until Chrysalis is defeated and the princesses are freed, but that will probably take quite a while. I at least want to finish these sidequests to get some levels, then use my divination at lvl 7 to try to jump-start the story by scrying on key characters.
I had hoped the conflict resolution wouldn't involve a literal civil war, because I'm not exactly specialized in killing off freaking armies, nor would my character want to if she could avoid it. I get Transport Via Plants at lvl 11, and that could be helpful for party travel, since most forests in the universe have names and are adjacent to urban centers.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78710
78712 78725
>>78709
Well, I guess we can beat her ass nonlethally to get some honor and reverse-imprison her ruler and watch how her empire crumbles by lack of leadership
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78711
78712
>>78709
I'm just curious for when we get introduced to the main Restorationist quest giver.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78712
78713 78717
>>78711
My character would probably be partial to the restorationists. She came to Equestria to learn about ponish culture and clergy, but it looks like she'll have to help rebuild their society before she can get to actually study it.
>>78710
Hopefully we can get a crack at her some day.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78713
78714
>>78712
If only I can release the floodgates already without a male figure trying to egg Iron on with seductive bulkiness and strength.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78714
78715
>>78713
... What?
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78715
78716
>>78714
Have you not read what Iron's been doing after the failed wet dream turned changeling dream?
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78716
78719
>>78715
I'd be lying if I said I've been following it closely.. if I read too much about other characters separate experiences, i'll find it hard to resist metafagging..
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78717
78720
>>78712
We'll probably have to wait until we can survive out in the surrounding forests. I imagine any actively-participating Restorationists are probably hiding out in mobile camps out there, constantly on the run from Black Hooves search parties.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78719
>>78716
Fair enough
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78720
78721 78722 78725
Spoilered
>>78717
I've got quite a few spells that make surviving in the forest easy. Pass Without Trace is a 1st level spell for me too, so I could make the party virtually impossible to find in a forest; Druids are impossible to track, because of their Trackless step class feature.
Most survival checks are 15-20 DC, so I can take 10 on most checks that would be required to keep a party safe/sheltered/hidden/fed. Dark Star is a Ranger, so I HOPE he maxed out survival.
The forest provides.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78721
78723
>>78720
As long as Silver's in the party, then, I think he'll be fine with his canned food and water while in the forest.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78722
78723
>>78720
Cool, so we are all pals having a camping trip until party numbers become too high. Good to know.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78723
78724 78732
>>78721
Trail rations are pretty cheap. And again, I can take 10 on survival to provide for 7 people.
>>78722
Idk, I just know my character is better off in the forest than in the city because of her class abilities. I just want to find these kids first.
Also, I don't think she's very well off remaining in territory controlled by blackhooves.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78724
>>78723
Once we unite the party and maybe finish that one mission so those of us who are strapped for cash can get some Bits, I'm certain everyone would be willing to help Ash find the other foals.
Anonymous
eaHAi
?
No.78725
78726 78727 78728 78729 78731
>>78699
She rolls her eyes, and changes back into the coal colored yellow named “pony”

>>78710
Because of course she doesn’t have any generals, cabinet members, or political officers who could replace her

>>78683
“You should see what griffin merchants fall for”

>>78720
Or they could just, you know, buy canned food
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78726
>>78725
I kind of made it my thing that I wouldn't buy things in general.
Wouldn't stop anyone else from buying stuff though.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78727
78740
>>78677
>>78702
>>78725
Did Sister Ash manage to make out what she was looking at?
81ubl
?
No.78728
78730 78732
[1d20+5 = 20]
[1d20+5 = 12]
>>78725
Let a man, dream
Iron rolls his eyes for his part. "Sorry I take too long," he mumbles. He regains his composure and keeps up the Lightning Foreleg Stroke Attack on his member once more. Rolling fortitude yet again, which I should be able to fail for once after 6 rolls.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78729
78732
>>78725
"like what?"
Iron
81ubl
?
No.78730
>>78728
Tell me that did the trick. Please.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78731
78733
>>78725
>Generals would replace her
Replace the queen?
I guess that means we'll have to find someone non-aggressive to replace her, if we're ever going to get around to saving the world.
Anonymous
eaHAi
?
No.78732
78733 78734 78735 78736
>>78723
>territory controlled by Black Hooves
Why would the jungles not be Black Hooves territory but Baltimare is?

>>78729
“They can get overconfident, selling illegal goods to just anypony”

>>78728
The tree is plastered in white liquid
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78733
>>78731
In the mod, if Equestria wins and puppets the Changeling Lands, Thorax becomes leader of the Free Changeling Hives. No skittlebugs, thankfully.
>>78732
>Why would the jungles not be Black Hooves territory but Baltimare is?
I think they mean that the Black Hooves' control of the forests and jungles is much weaker than their control over the city.
Iron
81ubl
?
No.78734
78737 78739
>>78732
Iron sighs heavily. Finally, he thought he would have never get rid of that erection. Hope she liked the output, at least. He drops down from the tree trunk somewhat tired, landing on all fours. "Well, that about does it. I should be able to sleep now." Iron begins his trek back into the abbey.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78735
>>78732
Well, I thought they wouldn't really have adequate control over the jungle, since it's a jungle and it's hard to navigate by definition.
Not that I actually know what the situation in the world is though. I'm just trying to figure out the next step for my character. I just hoped for a plan that didn't necessarily involve direct confrontation.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78736
78739
>>78732
"hmmmmm, Whats the craziest thing youve seen them sell?"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78737
78738
>>78734
Wait, you're awake?
What time is it?
Iron
81ubl
?
No.78738
>>78737
It's still nighttime. Just got hot and bothered
Anonymous
eaHAi
?
No.78739
78741 78742
>>78734
Like that tree is covered semen

>>78736
“What would you say is crazy? They’ll sell Unicorn horns”
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78740
>>78727

Iron
81ubl
?
No.78741
78744
>>78739
Iron chuckles. Wonder if this is good enough for that jade-eyed mare. He really hopes she would at least help her out with some favors from that feat of potency. She surely made the yellow-eyed changeling lick his shaft for something, right? He ponders this as he reaches the abbey.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78742
78743 78744
>>78739
"but griffions are our friends why would they sell unicorn horns?" */r thedonald squeaking*
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78743
>>78742
Fucking Griffins all need to fuck off back to Griffonstone where they belong.
Anonymous
eaHAi
?
No.78744
78745 78746 78748
>>78741
If Iron has any secret admirers watching him from the bushes, they make no sign of their presence. The air is stil and the moon shines down in complete silence. Nopony has awaken or come outside

>>78742
“Ask Celestia”
Iron
81ubl
?
No.78745
78747
>>78744
Iron opens the abbey door he assumes he has reached and enters the building, fully intent on sleeping now after that show he put out there. The nuns shouldn't care too much that a tree is covered in semen after all.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78746
78747
>>78744
thinking horse noises
Anonymous
eaHAi
?
No.78747
78750 78753
>>78745
And it is so

>>78746
“I’ll ask you... why is it you want to work for the Blackhooves?”
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78748
78749
>>78744
Can you please tell me if my perception check succeeded, or if she's even still dreaming?
Anonymous
eaHAi
?
No.78749
78752
>>78748
The face flashes by quickly before the dreams return to the “regularly scheduled programming”
Iron
81ubl
?
No.78750
78751
>>78747
Iron backtracks his way to his bedroom, being sure to relock the door he had to unlock. He wonders if he'll ever see that mare in his dreams.
Iron
81ubl
?
No.78751
>>78750
*dream
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78752
>>78749
Sister Ash goes back to dreaming whatever it was she was dreaming.

I think I might go to bed soon.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78753
78754
>>78747
"Well, it Started when my Brother was teaching me about Fascism. He told me its about the ponies and protecting them from the tyranny of communists and monarchists. what i fight for is very simple. just 14 words. "We must Secure the Existence of our ponies and a future for All Foals."
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78754
78755
>>78753
“Well, nopony else is going to do it...”
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78755
78756
>>78754
"even if no pony else will, i will still fight for it."
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78756
78758 78762
>>78755
She places a hoof behind his ear. “You’re doing well so far”
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78758
78759
>>78756
Sorry to interrupt the tender conversation, but does Iron get to his bedroom without any sort of complications?
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78759
78760
>>78758
Sure, unless you want to roll for it
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78760
78761
>>78759
Before I decide, do you want to be awake for 20 more minutes to 2 full hours or just go to bed already?
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78761
78763
>>78760
I’m at a bar until it closes at 2AM (an hour and a half) and then have to drive for 30+ minutes
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78762
78766
>>78756
"Thanks. that means a lot coming from you."
Iron
81ubl
?
No.78763
78766
>>78761
Well, you do seem kind of busy.
Iron reaches his bedroom. He now lays on top of the bed, eager for sleep to take him now. He may or may not have further dreams of the jade-eyed, yellow-maned creature, but he is excited about future prospects from those creatures. He may have a big ace on his sleeve for Ash's quest.

Iron
81ubl
?
No.78765
78767 78768 78770
>>78764
Oh. I guess it was too good to be just dream manipulation by exterior forces.

Iron nods off, peacefully sleeping until he feels well-rested again.
I guess it goes to me too. Sleep tight everyone
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78766
78767 78769
556F0B59-0841-4F06-8F91-BF0B1C82D7F3.png
D9F2C97C-288A-47F5-9136-6A87D457F18F.png
>>78763
The yellow-maned mare is but a figment of Iron’s subconscious imagination, a cross between tales of body snatchers told him by village elders, and posters on the walls of the Eastside tavern. But what they represent is all too real. Anypony, anywhere, anytime

>>78762
“D’aww. So… what is your favorite weapon?”
Iron
81ubl
?
No.78767
>>78766
>>78765

Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78768
>>78765
it wasn’t intended as such at the beginning
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78769
78771
>>78766
"Well. my tongue is a pretty powerful weapon. *Dark Star winks* but if we are talking actual weapons. hoof guns Specifically revolvers."
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78770
>>78765
Night Fren
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78771
78772
>>78769
She winks, and eyes his revolvers
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78772
78773
>>78771
He pulls them out of his holsters and passes them over to her
"Blue Skies Meet Ride the lightning and Seeker of truth."
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78773
78774
>>78772
“And I thought I’d have to reach down and grab them”
She inspects the guns, taking out each cylinder and spinning it
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78774
78775
>>78773
"you can still reach down even though you have them now."
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78775
78776
>>78774
She looks down the sights of one (loaded) gun, while blindly grabbing underneath the table with the other hoof
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78776
78777
>>78775
Dark Star Grabs Her Hoof and helps her find What shes looking for
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78777
78778
>>78776
“Quite a girth to this barrel” and says
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78778
78779
>>78777
"it has a bigger Girth than most."
Anonymous
/tS6w
?
No.78779
78780
>>78778
She places the gun down and grabs Dark Star more firmly, while picking up the other gun and examining it. “.38 may not be the biggest, but it does the job”
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78780
78781
>>78779
Dark Star lets out a slight moan at Blue's tightening grip
"Yea, its a great caliber."
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78781
>>78780
Goodnight
Iron
81ubl
?
No.78782
78783
Iron is asleep.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78783
78784
>>78782
As is Sister Ash.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78784
78787
>>78783
Still phoneposting?
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78785
78786 78797 78809
Silver isn't quite asleep, yet. Instead, he's still in the tavern, trying to figure out why Star and Skies are acting all strange all of a sudden.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78786
>>78785
She's just inspecting the goods. Don't mind them.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78787
78788
>>78784
Yep.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78788
>>78787
That sucks.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78790
78792 78800 78804
Oh, I picked up some traits for Iron since I have nothing else to do. These are slow (+1/halve movement speed), abrasive (+1 Intimidate, -1 Diplomacy and Bluff) and relentless (+2 fortitude save vs tiring, if fail, exhausted), just to add some spice to the character. I also removed 4 skill points from jump and climb and redistributed them to Handle Animal because hey, why not?
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78791
*+1 HP
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78792
78794
>>78790
We're using UA character traits?
I'llcheck those out myself then. I could go for a flaw or two.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78794
78795
>>78792
Actually, disregard my answer. I understand now. Thought character flaws and traits were from different books.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78795
78796
>>78794
UA isn't core material, just do you know that.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78796
78798
>>78795
Oh, really? Damn. Hope the GM doesn't mind too much. Saw it on the character creator I'm using and thought it was okay to use it.
Anonymous
/tS6w
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No.78797
78799 78809
5ECC02D4-0E7E-4892-98F2-2A7782C8BEED.jpeg
>>78785
Blue Skies, who had been happy to look down the sights of a loaded handgun aimed at a wall, recognizes Silver staring at her and gains finally gains some awareness of her situation. She quickly becomes embarrassed at the obvious impropriety of messing around with guns in a public establishment that has ponies in it and where firearms are almost certainly banned. She seems to mouth out the words “he’s a licensed deputy” to Silver, before placing the gun under the table

*embarassed horse noises*
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78798
>>78796
The Book of Exalted Deeds isn't core either, but I really want to take those Vows.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78799
78804
>>78797
Silver just shrugs and returns to his own business. He hasn't had much cause to worry about Blue thus far, besides finding her personal political beliefs to be at least objectionable.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78800
78802 78804
>>78790
Looking at the list of traits, now, it would be kinda neat if the GM allowed us to use them. I'd already know which ones I would want to take/create for Silver.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78802
78804
>>78800
Traits aren't that attractive to me, tbh. The benefits are insignificant, and the trade-offs are just one more thing to worry about. I guess they could be good for niche characters though.
Then again, I'm also partial trade Sacred Vows, so call me s hypocrite..
Anonymous
ElAnw
?
No.78803
78804
Is Onyx in urgent care yet?
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78804
78805 78806 78811 78850
>>78799
>finding her personal political beliefs to be at least objectionable
Oh it is so on. She had other plans for her mouth, but a debate would be very welcome

>>78800
I like how they could be used to five give characters more personality, which would be a definite help in role playing. I kind of don't like how they are attached to quantitative mechanical effects, as that encourages ignoring the roleplaying aspect and instead just trying to min-max

>>78802
>it doesn't suit min-maxing, so I don't like it

>>78803
Well he sure as hell ought to be. Normally you'd want to avoid public hospitals when injured because of unwanted questions, but if you tell them "I got kicked by a zombie," all you are going to get back is "what"

>>78790
>slow
Not a good trait for a melee fighter who has to first close distance with an enemy, and is probably slowed down by armor anyways
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.78805
78807 78814
>>78804
>it doesn't suit min-maxing
No, it precisely for min-maxing.
They're okay if you want to make a niche character with a very particular skill set or playstyle, especially if you're playing a race that's less than suited for your character's class.
I just don't find very many of them to be worth the loss of versitality, but I could see how they'd be helpful for certain characters though.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78806
78813
>>78804
Well, if that's the case, I'll exchange slow for brawler (basically get +1 on unarmed attacks and -1 on weapon attack)
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.78807
78814
>>78805
If I were to choose acouple for my character, I'd choose Honest, Polite, or Distinctive. Those would good traits for a good-aligned religious character (especially a Lawful Good Paladin, who never ).
Cautious is a good trait to have for defensive/support Casters with good Will saves, since the Cleric should always be the last to die, and an arcane caster being a bitch who always runs at the sight of danger is kind of a given.

Uncivilized may as well be a class feature for Barbarians, because if you're not RPing with that trait in mind, you're not playing a very genuine Barbarian.
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.78808
*who would never intend to trick people
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78809
78810
>>78785
>>78797
Dark Star re holsters his revolvers
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78810
78812
>>78809
and his dick
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78811
78812 78814
>>78804
>She had other plans for her mouth, but a debate would be very welcome
Sad Horse noises
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78812
78814
>>78811
>>78810
It would seem so
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78813
78815 78816
>>78806
Hey, if you intended to rank up Handle Animal anyway, there's a Presige Class you might be interested in.

Also, d20 Modern has a lot of decentfeats for unarmed combat, since they kind of buffed unarmed combat: It might be worth checking out, since we're using modern weapons in this game anyway.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78814
78815 78816 78819
>>78807
>>78805
Why do you keep replying to your own meta posts? Why can you not just say whatever you think you need to say in one post, and have respect for the fact that a thread with 2000 posts is difficult to load on a phone?

>>78811
A use of the mouth to defend Pony Nationalism is a great use, don't be sad

>>78812
"The only thing of yours that needs to be placed back in its sheath is your revolver"
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78815
78816 78817
>>78813
It's for RP purposes, you know? You can't survive in the jungle without taming the wild around you, am I right?
>>78814
You can use show last 50 posts as a useful trick to ease up RAM on your phone.
>>78813
But GM is right, even scruffy said not to.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78816
78818
>>78813
>>78815
I forgot the link.
https://dndtools.net/classes/fist-of-the-forest/
>>78814
Idk. I just didn't think to add that part until after I posted it.
I'll try not to do that. It's a bad habit of mine.
Anonymous
ElAnw
?
No.78817
>>78815
>Last 50 posts
This, it's what I do.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78818
78820
>>78816
Hm, how many skill point does a 9 Int Fighter have to pick up 4 skills in survival?
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78819
78822
>>78814
"Ha, Good i was getting worried there for a second"
Dark Star Takes it back out
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78820
78821
>>78818
That class was actually intended for creatures who started with 1 level in Barbarian (a 9 int Barbarian has 12 skillpoints to distribute at level 1).
It was just a suggestion, for a prestige class that increases unarmed damage.
There's also a good feat from the Tome of Battle you might like:
https://dndtools.net/feats/tome-of-battle-the-book-of-nine-swords--88/superior-unarmed-strike--2844/
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78821
78824
>>78820
Can I just pick this feat up by taking a flaw just like that? It seems there should be more prerequisites for this feat.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78822
78823 78828
>>78819
She bats her eyes at him, then gives her wicked smile.

"You know Dark Star, I didn't eat that haydog back at the theater. I'm feeling a bit hungry, so I hope you don't mind."

She lays her entire body on the seat, and then ducks her head below the table, extending her right wing under the table as well. She moves her left hoof lower, then lick's Dark Star's unsheathed 'gun,' and then unceremoniously and quickly places the entire thing in her mouth
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78823
78828 78850
>>78822
Silver, Attack of Opportunity on that pussy, now!
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78824
78825
>>78821
I wouldn't say there should be more prequisites to that feat.
The most complained-about feature for monks is that their unarmed damage progresses so slowly, and they don't have the same advantage that Fighters do with 2-handed weapons.
The feat was actually made for multiclass Fighters and Swordsages who dipped just 1 or 2 levels into Monk to get Improved Unarmed Strike, but wanted to progress as a different class that wasn't Monk.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78825
>>78824
Oh, that's cool then. I'll pick it up for my kit.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78827
78837
By the by, the flaw taken was shaky (-2 hit chance on ranged attacks)
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78828
78829 78831
>>78822
Dark Star trys to stifle a Moan
>>78823
Thats a great way to get shot
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78829
78830 78832 78834
>>78828
Get shot a seductive look, I bet!
I'd tell her to stop but you did lick her pussy in a movie theater so you can't do that without looking like a hypocrite. Hope Sea Breeze or any Black Hooves supporter notices both of you.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78830
78832
>>78829
*Does not notice
Mispelled
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78831
78832
>>78828
She's great at stopping the gag as she places it far down her throat, then moves her head up and down, wrapping her long and soft tongue around him around him. The other wing comes up a little, an moves towards Dark Star's chest
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78832
78834
>>78831
"Hnng."
Dark star moves his hips back and forth with her head movements
>>78829
>>78830
>tell her to stop
we are past the point of no return
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78833
78835
Are there any plans to play today?
I'm going to be free for most of today, so I should be available.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78834
78835 78836
>>78829
That's what the wing is for. So no pony who looks underneath the table can see exactly what they are doing, even if it doesn't take much imagination

>>78832
She must love thick milkshakes, because she sucks like she's sucking pure icecream through a straw
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78835
>>78833
Wait for Dark Star to get the succ and then we'll play some more. Maybe even watch the fourth sex scene at the end of the date. Some nymphomaniacs these two are.
Not that I'm complaining
>>78834
I sure hope it is.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78836
78837 78839
>>78834
"Blue, wow,hnnng youre the best"
Dark Star moves his hips Faster

Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78837
78838 78840 78841
>>78827
Shaky is okay to take if you never ever want to use a firearm.
I'm tempted to take it myself. I'll figure at lvl 6 when I decide what feats I actually want to have.
>>78836
Wait, is he just thrusting his whole engorged flare down into her throat rn?
Damn... That's pretty cool.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78838
78840
>>78837
Radical, man

Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78839
78840
>>78836
She tries to mumble something, but her mouth is a bit full. She caresses him with both of her hooves now, and moves her tongue along him while sucking with the rhythmic movement
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78840
78841 78842
>>78839
Dark Star reaches his hoof under the table ans strokes her face as he continues thrusting.
>>78838
>>78837
She'll be fine
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78841
78842 78844
>>78837
Ponies have longer muzzles than humans

>>78840
Her face is soft on the frog of the hoof, as is her tongue. Her mouth would be as well if it weren't so firm from sucking so hard
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78842
78843 78845
>>78841
>>78840
I know, that's what makes it cool.

Also, what time would it be where the >Stallion Gang are?
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78843

>>78842
Should be around 9-10 PM for them. Not sure if Onyx and Shimmer are even ok or died.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78844
78845
>>78841
Dark Star with passion in his voice says"I Love you Blue."
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78845
78846
>>78844
This causes her to increase her increase her speed and the grip of her mouth , as she keeps going up and down, while fondling with her hooves

>>78842
Like 10 11 or something
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78846
78847 78849 78851
>>78845
"oh Fuck,thats the stuff."
Should i make some rolls?
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78847
78848
>>78846
Are you looking to ejaculate prematurely already?
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78848
>>78847
no.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78849
78852
>>78846
She moves her tongue up and down along with the movements, still going, but she wags her tail to let Dark Star know that although she may not be very talkative, She likes the affection he shows her. Her hooves fondle his testicles like a playful but gentle cat with yarn
Anonymous
jBQja
?
No.78850
78853 78855
>>78804
I'm not sure how much of a good debate you'd get out of a 9 Charisma character Or me, for that matter, since I'm the one controlling him and my debate skills are next-to-nothing., but I think he'd be willing to at least attempt to defend the Harmonist cause.

I'd also go for Hardy (+1 on Fortitude saves, -1 on Reflex saves) and Stout (+2 to Strength checks vs. Bull Rush or Overrun, -1 to Escape Artist checks) if I were to choose Traits for Silver.

>>78823
Hey, I'll have you know that Silver is a gentlestallion. He wouldn't ever dream of it without Dark Star's approval and taking Blue Skies out to dinner first.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
C7LL/
?
No.78851
78854
>>78846
Make a Constitution check to see how many rounds you last.
I'm bored.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78852
78862
>>78849
Dark Star Leans Back in his Chair With a big smile on his face and takes a sip of his drink and strokes Blue with his tail
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78853
78858
>>78850
Well, she's dining right now on some phat dick, so that counts, right?
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78854
78856
>>78851
Watch out, you may get Iron's curse of no cumming at all after hours of stimulation.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78855
78857 78858
>>78850
>2nd spoiler
Friendship with Iron has ended now Silver is my Best Friend.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78856
78857 78858
>>78854
I wouldn't add the fortitude save to sustained sex checks.
I could look up the BoEF rules, if anyone's bored enough.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78857
78860
>>78856
Well, I did add fortitude in my case, which was pretty funny.
>>78855
Wow r00d.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78858
78859 78860
>>78853
Hey, I never knew Blue Skies ate meat, too!
>>78855
Somewhere in the deep recesses of his Cyrillic mind, Silver lets out a single, solitary tear knowing that he finally has a best friend.
>>78856
I'm gonna have to give that a "wat".
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78859
>>78858
You are soulmates! She eats dick and you eat meat. You are basically made for eachother!
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78860
78861 78863 78864
Spoilered
>>78857
>>78858
I'm bored enough, so I checked it out.
It's on page 42.

It's a Constitution check. All participants roll.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78861
78864
>>78860
Coolsies. Perfect to know for any changeling characters. I'll be saving this if I get the chance to be one.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78862
78865
>>78852
wouldn't the tail be under him?

The Playful girl continues her work, keeping up the rythmic pattern after Dark Star has stopped, still sucking and licking and bobbing

She still feels cold, but soft, with the left wing now back on her side
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78863
78864
>>78860
You guys come up with the craziest stuff.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78864
>>78860
I just remembered that Rangers get Edurance as a Bonus feat, so Dark Star gets an additional +4 bonus.
>>78861
>>78863
Some perverted nerd wrote an entire goddamn splatbook for this shit. It answers most questions that might come up concerning this and related topics.
https://www.scribd.com/doc/28468362/Book-of-Erotic-Fantasy
I found it when I was looking for rules concerning pregnancy a couple years ago.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78865
78866 78867
>>78862
Probably. so as much as he can.
Dark Star Takes another sip of his drink.
"Fuck, thats good."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78866
>>78865
Roll 1d20 + Constitution + 4
etJve
?
No.78867
78868 78869 78871 78872
[1d20+6 = 11]
>>78865

Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78868
78872
>>78867
O O F, I hope that's a good roll.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78869
78870 78871 78872
>>78867
10 minutes.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78870
78872 78873
>>78869
10 minutes? Is that a good time to last on a blowjob for ponies?
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78871
78875
>>78867
He can feel his love stream out of him in a steady jet. Blue slows down to lap it up, but continues her sucking

>>78869
Stop trying to quantify sex damn it
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78872
78874
>>78869
>>78868
>>78867
>>78870
It's good in this case, because there's only so long a mare can have a dick in her throat before she loses patience.

Technically, I would reduce the time ponies last, because much horse biology, but that's what the book says for humanoids.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78873
78874 78880
>>78870
Depends. Do you think ponies have the sexual endurance of humans or horses?
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78874
>>78872
That much is true.
>>78873
GM decides that, not me.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78875
78876 78878
>>78871
Dark Star Grunts louder than he would like to


Silver
jBQja
?
No.78876
78877
>>78875
The sudden grunt makes Silver look up from a very interesting stain on his table to look at Star, in case there's something wrong.
etJve
?
No.78877
78878 78879 78882 78883
[1d20+7 = 25]
>>78876
Dark Star Waves
"i had a catch in my throat"
Bluff
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78878
78885
>>78875
She continues her soft nibble and sucking of Dark Star's genitals until she has sucked away all he gives. She finally raises head above the table and looks at him with a warm smile, as she continuously licks her supple lips and repeatedly swallows. She looks almost like a foal after suckling.

"Sorry, I was hungry"

>>78877
"I had something in my throat too"
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78879
>>78877
You had a what now? A catch?
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78880
78881
>>78873
I don't see any endurance penalty for centaurs, and centaurs are pretty much the closest you'll get to intelligent anthropromorphic horses with equine anatomy. If centaurs don't have any endurance penalty, I wouldn't give any to ponies, unless ponies were given some kind of redeeming buff like a bonus to appearance score.
It's a good thing Dark Star went to the Priest and not a doctor, and got his disease magically treated with care. The book treats Ghoul fever as a potential std.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78881
>>78880
That's what I was thinking too. Darkboi is lucky it worked in his favor.
jBQja
?
No.78882
78883
[1d20+3 = 15]
>>78877
Silver isn't going to beat that anyways, but opposed.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78883
78884 78887
>>78877
>>78882
Somehow, he doesn't notice Blue Skies raise her head above the table, and takes it at face value. He returns to the vary interest stain he was previously inspecting on his table.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78884
>>78883
*very
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78885
78887
>>78878
"W-Wow"
Anonymous
ElAnw
?
No.78886
iem8v20lw0911.jpg

Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78887
78891 78895
>>78885
She moves back to her wicked smile and big jade eyes. She places a hoof gently on Dark Star's muzzle

>>78883
She waves to him, and she has that devious smile
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78888
I'll probably be gone for a short bit, if anyone needs Silver or something.
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.78889
78890 78891 78892
1518461__safe_artist-colon-desmondferrcon_oc_oc-colon-milo highliss_oc only_american football_broncos_denver broncos_female_football_handegg_mare_nfl_p.png
Football!
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.78890
78892
1415869__safe_artist-colon-jeremeymcdude_oc_oc-colon-milo highliss_oc only_american football_denver broncos_depressed_earth pony_nfl_pony_sad_show accu.png
>>78889
Awww..
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78891
>>78889
Sorry. I wasn't paying attention to the post numbers.
>>78887
The smile is a bit unsettling to him, but he waves back anyways.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78892
>>78889
>>78890
Not fast enough.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78893
78894
Are we going to play today?
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78894
78896
>>78893
Like I said before, after Star gets his date finished and everyone goes to bed, we're not going to wake up and play.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78895
78899
>>78887
Dark Star Strokes Her face and plays with her ears.
Anonymous
ElAnw
?
No.78896
78897 78898 78899
>>78894
I'm waiting for a doctor
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78897
78901
>>78896
You or Onyx?