This RPG is set in the land of Equestria after it has been conquered and split between the Changelings and a foriegn fascist nation. It is based in large part on the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&D 3.5 mechanics
4 of the group have taken a job to clear a site of a future real estate development of undead. They seem to have stumbled upon a centuries old evil long forgotten by Equestria. Meanwhile, Ash has discovered foals from the order of Saint Prancis orphanage practicing dark magic and sacrifices in the woods, while Iron is having not-so-pleasant dreams
>>78690I'm currently watching an archived stream of the mod. Here's the link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pF792fH0yg
[1d20+5 = 16][1d20+5 = 20]>>78693Alrighty, then I'll double the dice for double the gains!
>>78694For god's sake, she's going to think Iron is gay when she's not cumming for her.
>>78695The figure changes shape, to that of a large male black diamond dog with black leather jacket
>>78697Iron is very taken aback from the sudden change of the image. He stops stroking his member, not cool with it His ears are drooped and he's frowning as hard as a pony's face could muster. "Ugh, I cannot even let off some steam now? Now that is just great."
It was funny.
>>78677>>78697Did Sister Ash see anything?
>>78699She rolls her eyes, and changes back into the coal colored yellow named “pony”
>>78710Because of course she doesn’t have any generals, cabinet members, or political officers who could replace her
>>78683“You should see what griffin merchants fall for”
>>78720Or they could just, you know, buy canned food
>>78725I kind of made it my thing that I wouldn't buy things in general.
Wouldn't stop anyone else from buying stuff though.
>>78677>>78702>>78725Did Sister Ash manage to make out what she was looking at?
[1d20+5 = 20][1d20+5 = 12]>>78725Let a man, dreamIron rolls his eyes for his part. "Sorry I take too long," he mumbles. He regains his composure and keeps up the Lightning Foreleg Stroke Attack on his member once more. Rolling fortitude yet again, which I should be able to fail for once after 6 rolls.
>>78728Tell me that did the trick. Please.
>>78725>Generals would replace herReplace the queen?
I guess that means we'll have to find someone non-aggressive to replace her, if we're ever going to get around to saving the world.
>>78723>territory controlled by Black HoovesWhy would the jungles not be Black Hooves territory but Baltimare is?
>>78729“They can get overconfident, selling illegal goods to just anypony”
>>78728The tree is plastered in white liquid
>>78732Iron sighs heavily. Finally, he thought he would have never get rid of that erection. Hope she liked the output, at least. He drops down from the tree trunk somewhat tired, landing on all fours. "Well, that about does it. I should be able to sleep now." Iron begins his trek back into the abbey.
>>78732Well, I thought they wouldn't really have adequate control over the jungle, since it's a jungle and it's hard to navigate by definition.
Not that I actually know what the situation in the world is though. I'm just trying to figure out the next step for my character. I just hoped for a plan that didn't necessarily involve direct confrontation.
>>78732"hmmmmm, Whats the craziest thing youve seen them sell?"
>>78734Like that tree is
covered semen
>>78736“What would you say is crazy? They’ll sell Unicorn horns”
>>78739Iron chuckles. Wonder if this is good enough for that jade-eyed mare. He really hopes she would at least help her out with some favors from that feat of potency. She surely made the yellow-eyed changeling lick his shaft for something, right? He ponders this as he reaches the abbey.
>>78739"but griffions are our friends why would they sell unicorn horns?" */r thedonald squeaking*
>>78742Fucking Griffins all need to fuck off back to Griffonstone where they belong.
>>78741If Iron has any secret admirers watching him from the bushes, they make no sign of their presence. The air is stil and the moon shines down in complete silence. Nopony has awaken or come outside
>>78742“Ask Celestia”
>>78744Iron opens the abbey door he assumes he has reached and enters the building, fully intent on sleeping now after that show he put out there. The nuns shouldn't care too much that a tree is covered in semen after all.
>>78745And it is so
>>78746“I’ll ask you... why is it you want to work for the Blackhooves?”
>>78744Can you please tell me if my perception check succeeded, or if she's even still dreaming?
>>78748The face flashes by quickly before the dreams return to the “regularly scheduled programming”
>>78747Iron backtracks his way to his bedroom, being sure to relock the door he had to unlock. He wonders if he'll ever see that mare in his dreams.
>>78749Sister Ash goes back to dreaming whatever it was she was dreaming.
I think I might go to bed soon.
>>78747"Well, it Started when my Brother was teaching me about Fascism. He told me its about the ponies and protecting them from the tyranny of communists and monarchists. what i fight for is very simple. just 14 words. "We must Secure the Existence of our ponies and a future for All Foals."
>>78753“Well, nopony else is going to do it...”
>>78754"even if no pony else will, i will still fight for it."
>>78755She places a hoof behind his ear. “You’re doing well so far”
>>78756Sorry to interrupt the tender conversation, but does Iron get to his bedroom without any sort of complications?
>>78758Sure, unless you want to roll for it
>>78759Before I decide, do you want to be awake for 20 more minutes to 2 full hours or just go to bed already?
>>78760I’m at a bar until it closes at 2AM (an hour and a half) and then have to drive for 30+ minutes
>>78756"Thanks. that means a lot coming from you."
>>78761Well, you do seem kind of busy.Iron reaches his bedroom. He now lays on top of the bed, eager for sleep to take him now. He may or may not have further dreams of the jade-eyed, yellow-maned creature, but he is excited about future prospects from those creatures. He may have a big ace on his sleeve for Ash's quest.
>>78764
Oh. I guess it was too good to be just dream manipulation by exterior forces.
Iron nods off, peacefully sleeping until he feels well-rested again.
I guess it goes to me too. Sleep tight everyone
>>78763The yellow-maned mare is but a figment of Iron’s subconscious imagination, a cross between tales of body snatchers told him by village elders, and posters on the walls of the Eastside tavern. But what they represent is all too real. Anypony, anywhere, anytime
>>78762“D’aww. So… what is your favorite weapon?”
>>78766"Well. my tongue is a pretty powerful weapon. *Dark Star winks* but if we are talking actual weapons. hoof guns Specifically revolvers."
>>78769She winks, and eyes his revolvers
>>78771He pulls them out of his holsters and passes them over to her
"Blue Skies Meet Ride the lightning and Seeker of truth."
>>78772“And I thought I’d have to reach down and grab them”
She inspects the guns, taking out each cylinder and spinning it
>>78773"you can still reach down even though you have them now."
>>78774She looks down the sights of one (loaded) gun, while blindly grabbing underneath the table with the other hoof
>>78775Dark Star Grabs Her Hoof and helps her find What shes looking for
>>78776“Quite a girth to this barrel” and says
>>78777"it has a bigger Girth than most."
>>78778She places the gun down and grabs Dark Star more firmly, while picking up the other gun and examining it. “.38 may not be the biggest, but it does the job”
>>78779Dark Star lets out a slight moan at Blue's tightening grip
"Yea, its a great caliber."
Silver isn't quite asleep, yet. Instead, he's still in the tavern, trying to figure out why Star and Skies are acting all strange all of a sudden.
>>78785She's just inspecting the goods. Don't mind them.
Oh, I picked up some traits for Iron since I have nothing else to do. These are slow (+1/halve movement speed), abrasive (+1 Intimidate, -1 Diplomacy and Bluff) and relentless (+2 fortitude save vs tiring, if fail, exhausted), just to add some spice to the character. I also removed 4 skill points from jump and climb and redistributed them to Handle Animal because hey, why not?
>>78790We're using UA character traits?
I'llcheck those out myself then. I could go for a flaw or two.
>>78792Actually, disregard my answer. I understand now. Thought character flaws and traits were from different books.
>>78794UA isn't core material, just do you know that.
>>78795Oh, really? Damn. Hope the GM doesn't mind too much. Saw it on the character creator I'm using and thought it was okay to use it.
>>78785Blue Skies, who had been happy to look down the sights of a loaded handgun aimed at a wall, recognizes Silver staring at her and gains finally gains some awareness of her situation. She quickly becomes embarrassed at the obvious impropriety of messing around with guns in a public establishment that has ponies in it and where firearms are almost certainly banned. She seems to mouth out the words “he’s a licensed deputy” to Silver, before placing the gun under the table
*embarassed horse noises*
>>78797Silver just shrugs and returns to his own business. He hasn't had much cause to worry about Blue thus far, besides finding her personal political beliefs to be at least objectionable.
Is Onyx in urgent care yet?
>>78799>finding her personal political beliefs to be at least objectionableOh it is so on. She had other plans for her mouth, but a debate would be very welcome
>>78800I like how they could be used to five give characters more personality, which would be a definite help in role playing. I kind of don't like how they are attached to quantitative mechanical effects, as that encourages ignoring the roleplaying aspect and instead just trying to min-max
>>78802>it doesn't suit min-maxing, so I don't like it>>78803Well he sure as hell ought to be. Normally you'd want to avoid public hospitals when injured because of unwanted questions, but if you tell them "I got kicked by a zombie," all you are going to get back is "what"
>>78790>slowNot a good trait for a melee fighter who has to first close distance with an enemy, and is probably slowed down by armor anyways
>>78804>it doesn't suit min-maxingNo, it precisely for min-maxing.
They're okay if you want to make a niche character with a very particular skill set or playstyle, especially if you're playing a race that's less than suited for your character's class.
I just don't find very many of them to be worth the loss of versitality, but I could see how they'd be helpful for certain characters though.
>>78804Well, if that's the case, I'll exchange slow for brawler (basically get +1 on unarmed attacks and -1 on weapon attack)
>>78805If I were to choose acouple for my character, I'd choose Honest, Polite, or Distinctive. Those would good traits for a good-aligned religious character (especially a Lawful Good Paladin, who never ).
Cautious is a good trait to have for defensive/support Casters with good Will saves, since the Cleric should always be the last to die, and an arcane caster being a bitch who always runs at the sight of danger is kind of a given.
Uncivilized may as well be a class feature for Barbarians, because if you're not RPing with that trait in mind, you're not playing a very genuine Barbarian.
*who would never intend to trick people
>>78785>>78797Dark Star re holsters his revolvers
>>78806Hey, if you intended to rank up Handle Animal anyway, there's a Presige Class you might be interested in.
Also, d20 Modern has a lot of decentfeats for unarmed combat, since they kind of buffed unarmed combat: It might be worth checking out, since we're using modern weapons in this game anyway.
>>78807>>78805Why do you keep replying to your own meta posts? Why can you not just say whatever you think you need to say in one post, and have respect for the fact that a thread with 2000 posts is difficult to load on a phone?
>>78811A use of the mouth to defend Pony Nationalism is a great use, don't be sad
>>78812"The only thing of yours that needs to be placed back in its sheath is your revolver"
>>78813It's for RP purposes, you know? You can't survive in the jungle without taming the wild around you, am I right?
>>78814You can use show last 50 posts as a useful trick to ease up RAM on your phone.
>>78813But GM is right, even scruffy said not to.
>>78813>>78815I forgot the link.
https://dndtools.net/classes/fist-of-the-forest/>>78814Idk. I just didn't think to add that part until after I posted it.
I'll try not to do that. It's a bad habit of mine.
>>78816Hm, how many skill point does a 9 Int Fighter have to pick up 4 skills in survival?
>>78814"Ha, Good i was getting worried there for a second"
Dark Star Takes it back out
>>78818That class was actually intended for creatures who started with 1 level in Barbarian (a 9 int Barbarian has 12 skillpoints to distribute at level 1).
It was just a suggestion, for a prestige class that increases unarmed damage.
There's also a good feat from the Tome of Battle you might like:
https://dndtools.net/feats/tome-of-battle-the-book-of-nine-swords--88/superior-unarmed-strike--2844/
>>78820Can I just pick this feat up by taking a flaw just like that? It seems there should be more prerequisites for this feat.
>>78819She bats her eyes at him, then gives her wicked smile.
"You know Dark Star, I didn't eat that haydog back at the theater. I'm feeling a bit hungry, so I hope you don't mind."
She lays her entire body on the seat, and then ducks her head below the table, extending her right wing under the table as well. She moves her left hoof lower, then lick's Dark Star's unsheathed 'gun,' and then unceremoniously and quickly places the entire thing in her mouth
>>78822Silver, Attack of Opportunity on that pussy, now!
>>78821I wouldn't say there should be more prequisites to that feat.
The most complained-about feature for monks is that their unarmed damage progresses so slowly, and they don't have the same advantage that Fighters do with 2-handed weapons.
The feat was actually made for multiclass Fighters and Swordsages who dipped just 1 or 2 levels into Monk to get Improved Unarmed Strike, but wanted to progress as a different class that wasn't Monk.
>>78824Oh, that's cool then. I'll pick it up for my kit.
By the by, the flaw taken was shaky (-2 hit chance on ranged attacks)
>>78822Dark Star trys to stifle a Moan
>>78823Thats a great way to get shot
>>78828Get shot a seductive look, I bet!
I'd tell her to stop but you did lick her pussy in a movie theater so you can't do that without looking like a hypocrite. Hope Sea Breeze or any Black Hooves supporter notices both of you.
>>78828She's great at stopping the gag as she places it far down her throat, then moves her head up and down, wrapping her long and soft tongue around him around him. The other wing comes up a little, an moves towards Dark Star's chest
>>78831"Hnng."
Dark star moves his hips back and forth with her head movements
>>78829>>78830>tell her to stopwe are past the point of no return
Are there any plans to play today?
I'm going to be free for most of today, so I should be available.
>>78829That's what the wing is for. So no pony who looks underneath the table can see
exactly what they are doing, even if it doesn't take much imagination
>>78832She must love thick milkshakes, because she sucks like she's sucking pure icecream through a straw
>>78833Wait for Dark Star to get the succ and then we'll play some more. Maybe even watch the fourth sex scene at the end of the date. Some nymphomaniacs these two are.
Not that I'm complaining>>78834I sure hope it is.
>>78834"Blue, wow,hnnng youre the best"
Dark Star moves his hips Faster
>>78827Shaky is okay to take if you never ever want to use a firearm.
I'm tempted to take it myself. I'll figure at lvl 6 when I decide what feats I actually want to have.
>>78836Wait, is he just thrusting his whole engorged flare down into her throat rn?
Damn...
That's pretty cool.
>>78836She tries to mumble something, but her mouth is a bit full. She caresses him with both of her hooves now, and moves her tongue along him while sucking with the rhythmic movement
>>78839Dark Star reaches his hoof under the table ans strokes her face as he continues thrusting.
>>78838>>78837She'll be fine
>>78837Ponies have longer muzzles than humans
>>78840Her face is soft on the frog of the hoof, as is her tongue. Her mouth would be as well if it weren't so firm from sucking so hard
>>78841>>78840I know, that's what makes it cool.Also, what time would it be where the >Stallion Gang are?
>>78842Should be around 9-10 PM for them. Not sure if Onyx and Shimmer are even ok or died.
>>78841Dark Star with passion in his voice says"I Love you Blue."
>>78844This causes her to increase her increase her speed and the grip of her mouth , as she keeps going up and down, while fondling with her hooves
>>78842Like 10 11 or something
>>78845"oh Fuck,thats the stuff."
Should i make some rolls?
>>78846She moves her tongue up and down along with the movements, still going, but she wags her tail to let Dark Star know that although she may not be very talkative, She likes the affection he shows her. Her hooves fondle his testicles like a playful but gentle cat with yarn
>>78846Make a Constitution check to see how many rounds you last.
I'm bored.
>>78849Dark Star Leans Back in his Chair With a big smile on his face and takes a sip of his drink and strokes Blue with his tail
>>78851Watch out, you may get Iron's curse of no cumming at all after hours of stimulation.
>>78850>2nd spoilerFriendship with Iron has ended now Silver is my Best Friend.
>>78854I wouldn't add the fortitude save to sustained sex checks.
I could look up the BoEF rules, if anyone's bored enough.
>>78856Well, I did add fortitude in my case, which was pretty funny.
>>78855Wow r00d.
>>78858You are soulmates! She eats dick and you eat meat. You are basically made for eachother!
>>78857>>78858I'm bored enough, so I checked it out.
It's on page 42.
It's a Constitution check. All participants roll.
>>78860Coolsies. Perfect to know for any changeling characters. I'll be saving this if I get the chance to be one.
>>78852wouldn't the tail be under him?The Playful girl continues her work, keeping up the rythmic pattern after Dark Star has stopped, still sucking and licking and bobbing
She still feels cold, but soft, with the left wing now back on her side
>>78860I just remembered that Rangers get Edurance as a Bonus feat, so Dark Star gets an additional +4 bonus.
>>78861>>78863Some perverted nerd wrote an entire goddamn splatbook for this shit. It answers most questions that might come up concerning this and related topics.
https://www.scribd.com/doc/28468362/Book-of-Erotic-FantasyI found it when I was looking for rules concerning pregnancy a couple years ago.
>>78862Probably. so as much as he can.Dark Star Takes another sip of his drink.
"Fuck, thats good."
>>78867O O F, I hope that's a good roll.
>>7886910 minutes? Is that a good time to last on a blowjob for ponies?
>>78867He can feel his love stream out of him in a steady jet. Blue slows down to lap it up, but continues her sucking
>>78869Stop trying to quantify sex damn it
>>78869>>78868>>78867>>78870It's good in this case, because there's only so long a mare can have a dick in her throat before she loses patience.
Technically, I would reduce the time ponies last, because much horse biology, but that's what the book says for humanoids.
>>78871Dark Star Grunts louder than he would like to
>>78875The sudden grunt makes Silver look up from a very interesting stain on his table to look at Star, in case there's something wrong.
[1d20+7 = 25]>>78876Dark Star Waves
"i had a catch in my throat"
Bluff
>>78875She continues her soft nibble and sucking of Dark Star's genitals until she has sucked away all he gives. She finally raises head above the table and looks at him with a warm smile, as she continuously licks her supple lips and repeatedly swallows. She looks almost like a foal after suckling.
"Sorry, I was hungry"
>>78877"I had something in my throat too"
>>78877You had a what now? A catch?
>>78873I don't see any endurance penalty for centaurs, and centaurs are pretty much the closest you'll get to intelligent anthropromorphic horses with equine anatomy. If centaurs don't have any endurance penalty, I wouldn't give any to ponies, unless ponies were given some kind of redeeming buff like a bonus to appearance score.
It's a good thing Dark Star went to the Priest and not a doctor, and got his disease magically treated with care. The book treats Ghoul fever as a potential std.
>>78880That's what I was thinking too. Darkboi is lucky it worked in his favor.
>>78877>>78882Somehow, he doesn't notice Blue Skies raise her head above the table, and takes it at face value. He returns to the vary interest stain he was previously inspecting on his table.
>>78885She moves back to her wicked smile and big jade eyes. She places a hoof gently on Dark Star's muzzle
>>78883She waves to him, and she has that devious smile
I'll probably be gone for a short bit, if anyone needs Silver or something.
>>78889Sorry. I wasn't paying attention to the post numbers.>>78887The smile is a bit unsettling to him, but he waves back anyways.
Are we going to play today?
>>78893Like I said before, after Star gets his date finished and everyone goes to bed, we're not going to wake up and play.
>>78887Dark Star Strokes Her face and plays with her ears.