This RPG is set in the land of Equestria after it has been conquered and split between the Changelings and a foriegn fascist nation. It is based in large part on the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&D 3.5 mechanics
4 of the group have taken a job to clear a site of a future real estate development of undead. They seem to have stumbled upon a centuries old evil long forgotten by Equestria. Meanwhile, Ash has discovered foals from the order of Saint Prancis orphanage practicing dark magic and sacrifices in the woods, while Iron is having not-so-pleasant dreams
>>78895Her ears are soft, and bounce up and down in reaction to being touched, she moves her muzzle into the hoof
>>78896After a long wait, one takes him
>>78900"D'aww" She blushes
"You really think so?"
>>78901The unicorn doctor is a little rude when he asks "So what is wrong?"
>>78898Pretend you're going with Onyx, Shimmer
>>78902"A zombie thought I looked like a good snack"
>>78902Dark Star Has a Happy look on his face
"Yea i do. you're the sweetest pony I've ever met."
>>78903This.
It'll speed things along.
>>78904"Are you drunk?"
>>78905"You must not know me very well"
>>78907"Nope, just working in a necromancers lair"
>>78907"I know you just fine. But i can see your sweet side too."
>>78908The sorcerer snickers at the situation.
>>78909She smiles. “And I’ve got a taste of you as well”
>>78908Figuring he’s not going to get a non-sarcastic answer out of Onyx, he starts examining him. “You got yourself into one hell of a hoof fight. Are these bite marks?”
>>78911"Forgive me if i dont give you a big kiss right now. i would but. well you know"
Dark Star sips his drink
Attention, minor change done. Picked vulnerable (-1 AC) as a flaw and picked the endurance feat.
>>78911>>78914This is what you get with a socialized healthcare system.
>>78915>Knows healing magick>Doesn't know about undead.Freaking godless commies.
Better pray you don't need surgery, lest they sew their scapples into the wound, like the goddamn maoists.
I g2g btw. Will be back later.
>>78911"Huh, it's almost like I said I was bitten by a fucking zombie. Are you denser than lead?"
>>78917He pokes at an exposed flesh wound. “It’s pretty clear
you aren’t as dense as lead. This will take many stitches, maybe a bone stint...”
>>78912She frowns at the snub, implied in the situation but painful to hear explicitly stated, and takes a sip of her strawberry mixed drink. She looks over at Silver
>>78918"Well can you do it, or should I see a doctor whose ears aren't full of shit?
>>78915>>78916Dark Stars 3rd act as mayor fix the health care system
>>78918it wasnt a snub.Dark Star Notices the frown
"Blue, look im sorry. i love you, and ill give you an extra long kiss later."
[1d20+5 = 19]>>78919“Of course I can.”
He starts cutting into special areas, figuring applying a topical anaesthetic could wait
>>78920She turns back at him. Then she rushes for his face with hers
>>78921>>78920Hah, sucker, you gay now.
>>78922>>78923who was the one that got raped?
>>78921hmmmm
>>78924No one, actually. We agreed to retcon that scene, right GM?
Low blow tho
>>78924She presses her mouth to his in a kiss. Her mouth tastes like strawberries and alcohol
>>78926>Yetim sure we will all fuck up bad enough to get it.>>78925F.>>78927Dark Star grabs the back oh her head with a hoof and leans in for a deep kiss
>>78928Well, at least you won't cower. That's commendable.
Question is, would you do that IRL?
*Snores in Draconic*
[Growling noises]
>Bad dream
>>78931is berry bed. Eerawn will slep on ur room cuz u feel bad and he don liky dat.
>>78928And does she ever kiss back, exchanging fluids with him once again. He can’t taste himself in her though. She seems to have been very intent in swallowing any taste of him.
She places a hoof on his face, and her ears fall back. Her tongue is soft and gentle
>>78921After the procedure, onyx heads back to the bar to sleep.
>>78934Dark Star Starts Stroking her mane
>>78934>>78936Silver takes this moment to look VERY intently upwards and as far away from the couple currently sucking face as possible...oh, hey, is that bubblegum on the ceiling?
>>78935And I guess Spark returns to the void of nothingness he was at last time after waving goodbye to the bartender.
>>78932The fuck is this?
>>78935It’s more painful than the last two times, but the unicorn magic does it’s trick. He returns to the bar. Dark Star, the mare who first said he wasn’t a Changeling but then later accused him of being a Changeling, and Silver are there. But his bed is upstairs and waiting for him
>>78936Her mane is also relatively soft. She pulls away from him first. “Not too much. We are in public”
>>78937She pulls off of him, and waves at Silver again
>>78941"Lets head back to the hotel room."
>>78941It's code for "Don't worry, Iron will sleep on your room because you feel bad and he doesn't like that."
>>78941He can only guess from Blue's earlier behavior that she's waving at him again, so he waves back. Seriously, kids these days. Back in his day, you wouldn't ever see a couple holding hooves in public, let alone making out THAT hard.
>>78945Yeh! We'll soon reach dawn once more!
>>78941With nothing else left to do or think about and with Silver getting rather bored just sitting there staring at the piece of bubblegum that somehow managed to get itself stuck on a ceiling tile, he decides to head up to his room, do some push-ups for exercise and to tire himself out, and pass out on his bed that looks surprisingly comfy all of a sudden.
>>78944It’s still unusual
>>78943No shit.
>>78942“Alright.”
She wanted to either convince Silver of the error of his ways, or expose him as a subversive, but she needs to make up for sleep not had the night before. They walk the many blocks back to the Grand Baltimare hotel. Again, Blue comments on the ease with which they are able to enter at least the first and fourth floors.
>>78948She’ll get him next time
>>78949Dark Star is the big Spoon as they cuddle and drift off to sleep.
>>78949What do you think, GM, do you think Iron can manage a little juvenile sneaking to a mare's room?
>>78950She raises her tail as she lays in her belly in the bed... but that will work too
>>78951I don’t think any juveniles have snuck into Ash’s room, so there is nopony to manage
>>78952I think you misundertand. Iron is the juvenile sneaker here.
>>78955>Doesn't realize Iron was about to start something stupidWake the fuck up and rut that mare or I swear I'll fuck her for you.
>>78956I said I wouldn't risk it.
It wasn't necessarily meant to discourage.
>>78953Well no shit
>>78955And thus, Dark Star is bullied. I don’t think it would make a difference though for time purposes
>>78959I'm guessing that's a no then.
As it turns out, our characters can, in fact, go to sleep.
>>78962You're all pretending to sleep. I can see through your lies!
>>78965Alright. You convinced me, but Iron was asleep. It was a changeling!
>>78961She is content just to be cuddled. She doesn’t need his penis, only his love
>>78966Missed the chance to get some cheap XP from knocking that one out, tbh. Then you could have had her to yourself to for the night.
>>78971You mean the dream changeling? But she was so polite and feminine, even though it's supposed to be hideous. I don't know who you're talking about.
>>78973It seems I misinterpreted the event. I only read it halfway.
I'm going to go on a limb here and say that the day is over since everyone is now comfy in their beds. We could start a new day now.
>Party is finally asleep
Oh shid, I'd better pick my spells for the day.
>>78977I'm not sure if we're going to join the party until the kiddies go back to the abbey, my dude.
>>78977That's a third level spell, m8..
I really wanted to try Downdraft of Hammer of Righteousness. Call Lightning is good combined with Cloudburst.
>>78980>old stallion cuddlesNah, it's fine. You can do it.
>>78972If you're not going to rut her.... She'll just have to do without
>>78971It's wasn't even a real changeling. It was intended to be a bad dream
>>78984Yeah, sorry. Iron is a horny boi. For next time, make the changelings try to be more assertive and try to pin Iron or something. He'll not take that with grace.
>>78985Well, you should convince Ash about her quest, not me. Also, the GM should reduce the distance between bought foals if he aimed for faster quest progression.
>>78984Dark Star will stick with cuddles for tonight
>>78987If she's indignant, he can't see her face
>>78989Quit whining and buy holy water already.
>>78989But that would get you undead aids
>>78990Where? GM told me there are almost no clerics here.
>>78992There are churches. Churches have holy water inside them.
>>78993Are you telling me I could have played....
GM, I have some words. Mainly about purchasing holy water
>>78991thats what cure disease is for.
>>78992Go to a church. They sell it at a non-profit price (20 gp).
Also, 1st level Adept NPC (altar bois) would usually be the ones blessing water.
>>78994Well, I suppose the GM is going to do a recap on everything and say his thoughts about the day. Wonder what he'll say about us.