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Occupied Equestria: Weird Tails
Anonymous
kmwEx
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No.76857
76905
This RPG is set in the land of Equestria after it has been conquered and split between the Changelings and a foriegn fascist nation. It is based in large part on the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&D 3.5 mechanics

4 of the group have taken a job to clear a site of a future real estate development of undead. They seem to have stumbled upon a centuries old evil long forgotten by Equestria. Meanwhile, Ash has discovered foals from the order of Saint Prancis orphanage practicing dark magic and sacrifices in the woods, while Iron is having not-so-pleasant dreams
2053 replies and 75 files omitted.
Anonymous
etJve
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No.77975
77976 77982
>>77974
"No,No of course we can still see a movie."
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77976
77979 77980 77982
>>77973
No, actually, horses can and will eat small mammals and birds if they get close enough. They just don't usually because there's a much more readily available source of food for them to eat, usually.
>>77974
>>77975
Silver gives Dark Star that look again. "Unless you want to have zombie coltfriend, I would recommend postponing."
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77977
>>77974
Reeeeeee, but I like meat!
Anonymous
jBF2m
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No.77978
77981 77992
>>77974
21 to go
>>77972
Attention all pony rpg-ers Onyx need your help...
Iron OOC
kzwsd
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No.77979
>>77976
You need to roll a bluff check to see if I believe you, because horses don't have canines, meaning they are not suited to pierce meat at all.
Anonymous
etJve
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No.77980
77983
>>77976
"But."
Iron OOC
kzwsd
?
No.77981
>>77978
Haha I get it
Anonymous
kmwEx
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No.77982
77983 77984 77985
>>77976
And silver has the whole Argiculture of half Equestria as readily available. He's not starving in Stalliongrad

"Well, 'coltfriend' is a bit strong. We are acquaintances"

>>77975
"What were you doing that got you bit by a zombie?"
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77983
77988
>>77980
"...You are one strange stallion..."
>>77982
"Way he goes on about you? One would think you were worth more than all gold and artefacts in Equestria. Seems just bit grandiose for mere 'acquaintances'."
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77984
77988
>>77982
Well, 'coltfriend' is a bit strong. We are acquaintance
Dark star stares off in the distance for a few minutes
>What were you doing that got you bit by a zombie?
"i got rushed."
Iron OOC
kzwsd
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No.77985
>>77982
"Aw come on, Skies, you really went in there when Star kissed you. I bet you fucked him after we split up."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
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No.77986
77987
>>77971
Cows are PEOPLE!
Silver
jBQja
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No.77987
77989 77991
>>77986
Well, until they're dead. Then they're just meat.
Anonymous
kmwEx
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No.77988
77990 77993
>>77984
"You okay there buddy?" She places a hoof on his, and then strokes his mane

"What were you doing when you were rushed? Urban spelunking?"

>>77983
"What has he been saying?"
Anonymous
jBF2m
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No.77989
77991
>>77987
I like the way you think
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77990
77991
>>77988
"That you were most wonderful wonderful mare in world."
Anonymous
kmwEx
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No.77991
77993 77995
>>77989
>>77987
But what if they are salt?

>>77990
She pulls back, blushes and smiles
"He must be speaking of a different mare"
Shimmering Spark
OnSS9
?
No.77992
77994
>>77969
>>77972
>>77978
I'm late. Sorry.

Anonymous
etJve
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No.77993
77995 77999
>>77988
"I shot one in the head and got rushed by the other one."
>>77991
"Nah i was talking about you."
Iron OOC
kzwsd
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No.77994
77996 77997 78000
>>77992
Too late. Onyx died in your forelegs. Should've been faster.
Silver
jBQja
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No.77995
77999
>>77991
No thanks, I'm on a low-sodium diet.
>>77991
>>77993
He throws another look in Dark Star's direction. "Which is why I recommend you go and take care of your stallion, here. Love is beautiful thing, I do not wish to see it halted so soon."
Anonymous
jBF2m
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No.77996
77997 77998 78003
>>77994
REEEEEEE
Shimmering Spark
OnSS9
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No.77997
78001 78003
>>77994
Damn it.
>>77996
Alas... he was the best crystal horse.
Iron OOC
kzwsd
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No.77998
78001 78002
>>77996
I kid. He's fine, just so sore he can't move.
Anonymous
kmwEx
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No.77999
78004 78006
>>77993
"But what were you doing that placed you within shooting distance of zombies? Those are hyper-rare, and I am sure you didn't find one just walking down the street"
She blushes a bit, curls in her tail and moves her rear legs together

>>77995
"What do you want me to do? I don't understand what the hell is wrong with him. You said something about zombies"
Anonymous
etJve
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No.78000
>>77994
F.
Iron OOC
kzwsd
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No.78001
78007
>>77998
>>77997

Anonymous
jBF2m
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No.78002
78003 78007
>>77998
>Dead looking horse noises
Anonymous
kmwEx
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No.78003
78005 78007
>>77996
>>77997
>>78002
Onyx wasn't dead, just paralyzed for 5 minutes
Anonymous
etJve
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No.78004
78012
>>77999
"We were exploring the old curwhinny farm. and we went in the basement. its like a dugeon down there. you're pretty cute when you blush."
Iron OOC
kzwsd
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No.78005
>>78003
I think they know that. You've already stated he was alive and all.
Silver
jBQja
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No.78006
78012
>>77999
"He needs to see doctor, or priest, or somepony who knows how to cure diseases that turn you into zombies."
OnSS9
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No.78007
78008 78009 78010 78011 78020
[1d20-1 = -1]
>>78001
>>78003
Alright.
>>78002
I try to drag him to safety again with my useless strength check.
Shimmering Spark
OnSS9
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No.78008
78009
>>78007
;-;
Anonymous
etJve
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No.78009
_agony.jpg
>>78008
>>78007

Iron OOC
kzwsd
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No.78010
>>78007
Whoopsie. You dropped Onyx in the pit.
Silver
jBQja
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No.78011
>>78007
Spark is not a very strong pony.
Anonymous
kmwEx
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No.78012
78013 78015
>>78004
"I see..."
She crosses her forelegs now, and continues to blush

>>78006
"Did you have a plan?"
Anonymous
etJve
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No.78013
78014 78016
>>78012
Dark Star Strokes her mane
Anonymous
kmwEx
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No.78014
78018
>>78013
She almost purrs
"What do you need?"
Silver
jBQja
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No.78015
78017
>>78012
"There is nearby Cathedral. They should be able to cure diseases of this nature."
Iron OOC
81ubl
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No.78016
>>78013
Nice one, mares always like their strokes.
Anonymous
kmwEx
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No.78017
78018 78019
>>78015
"You trust those Celestia worshipers to be able to help him?"
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78018
78024 78029
>>78014
"to get to the priest at the parish church"
>>78017
"the priest Gave me food when i was younger. Hes a good stallion."
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78019
78024
>>78017
He nods. "It is what they do."
Anonymous
jBF2m
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No.78020
78021 78022 78023
>>78007
Fren plz ;-;
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78021
78026
>>78020
It's time to show Spark's evilness and shoot Onyx when he's down. Cuz he greedy boi
Anonymous
etJve
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No.78022
_sad appul.jpg
>>78020

OnSS9
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No.78023
78025
[1d20-1 = -11]
>>78020
I try again. Hopefully the undead aren't chasing us.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78024
78027 78029
>>78018
>>78019
She is more than a little skeptical
"Alright....

I guess I will follow along, but I can't say I can help much besides being another body"