Dark Star has been contracted by the occupying government to lead a team to infiltrate and stop a meeting of the Communist party in Baltimare. He discovers that they are importing arms, and more importantly, special forces advisers from foreign nations. Things reach a literal boiling point when a warehouse of gasoline drums is set on fire, and now we will see who will live and who will die
Welcoming Silver, the unicorn fighter
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[2d6 = 6]>>72143Only three
>>72163He's like 300 ft away
>>72162He had +4 AC, he just got lucky. i think it is Brie's turn. He took 7 damage
>>72164Kek, rolling damage
>>72160Iron is somewhat judging of Onyx killing of an unarmed opponent. "While I agree that he could have escaped, there was no need to kill this pony with such dishonor."
>>72161Give an Onyx a halberd, and he'll ask for a gang member to kill.
Give him a gang member to kill, and he'll ask for a carbine.
Give him a carbine, and he'll ask for a commie to kill.
Give him a commie to kill, and he'll fuck up six more without even a single scratch.
It must be crystal pony bias.
>>72166Nevermind.
I send that fireball towards the truck instead.
>>72168Check your Crystal pony Privilege, Shitlord
>>72167Onyx shrugs while looking around
"If he gets away, the more armed commies we have to deal with in the future"
[1d20 = 11]>>72171Rolling to check my crystal pony privilege
>>72173That looks like a hit, tbh.
>>72164He's dead Jim
>>72167Somepony is jealous of Onyx's killing spree
>>72169>>72170Truck is damaged, and the two ponies do not get on the vehicle
>>72172Two unarmed ponies are at the end of the docks, and griffins in the ship. The motor boat is now the last remaining vehicle that could provide escape from this area before the military police storm in
[1d20+7 = 10]>>72175Dark Star runs over to the truck and trys to back it into the water
Drive check
>>72175Sister Ash stabilizes another dying guy, if there's no other immediate threat.
>>72175Onyx turns to Iron
"You know how to drive a boat?"
Then he gets on
>>72166"Better not to tempt it." he Eeeeee's to himself.
"Nothing ventured, nothing gained,..." he Eeee's in response.
"Dude has a gun! We're lucky we've made it this far without pissing our pants!" he Eeeee's back.
"Where's the leftover pizza?" he Eeee's at himself.
"ITS IN THE DRAWER!"
"ITS IN THE DRAWER!" they both EEEEE at the third one.
"Anyway, we're already wounded, we know where the loot is, and most importantly,
I'm driving!" he Eeeeee's at the others.
"Bitch,...." he Eeeee's spitefully in response.
On the outside what happens is Brie crouches as low as he can get, tilts his head to the side, his eyes go all cockeye, and he lets out an abominable "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Tl;dr Total defense, maximize coverage, don't get shot again mode >>72175Iron suddenly remembers. "Onyx, we need to evacuate. I think many ponies are here to kill everyone in the vicinity."
[1d20 = 12]>>72179"No, I am afraid I cannot. Though I can try." Iron gets in the boat and tries to start the engine. Rolling luck to see if his fiddling works.
>>72176A Stick shift is hard. At least the truck is on fire
>>72178Roll for heal check
>>72179Let the Dice fun begin
>>72181>>72179>>72178>>72176A loud EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing sound is heard from the ship, besides gun shots
>>72181"I figured that too. It's why I'm curious if you can drive a boat"
>>72183"What the hell is that noise?"
>>72183Iron feels a small shiver on his spine at the piercing screech. His ears fold a bit, obviously bothered by the noise.
>>72186"I think I am ready." Iron states
>>72183I check the trucks for enemies. I think there is one left.
[1d20+5 = 15]>>72189She moves on to the next guy who's still breathing
>>72188"Gotcha, one last thing to do"
Onyx turns so he's somewhat facing the other characters
"LAST BOAT OUT OF COMMIELAND DEPARTING SOON"
>>72192Iron feels the power and strength from Onyx's commanding voice.
"You know they're not going away, we're probably sitting on a literal boatload of money."
"He's right dude, we're not gonna get away with this by duck and cover."
"WhatthefuckamIdoinghere?Thisdefiesallcontinuity!!Whatthefuck?!"
"He's right, we should probably die in a more favorable manner."
"Fine, FINE! Let me think of a plan."
"Why do you always get to think of the plans?"
"We covered this, I'm driving. If YOU guys think of a plan, I'm all ears."
"Was that a joke?"
"SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!"
>>72190A very wounded driver in the lead truck
>>72192He turns the boat around, towards the pier. Don't make me make you roll a die to see if you hit the seawall
>>72191Only one more, stabilized. EEEEEEE!
>>72193Vehicle is in drive and wheel is turned to the left, let it ride. Also, EEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>72196>>72195jumps out of the truck at the last second "What the Shit is that?"
[1d20+5 = 18]>>72196I go for another heal check to save one more life.
>>72198Follows the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing
[1d20 = 12]>>72196"A shame. You should have surrendered when the fighting started."
I fire at the driver.
[1d20+5 = 9]>>72195o_O
I think this guy might be batty...
Ba-dum tsk!
[2d6 = 5]>>72199Hmmm. I am less sure. Some time has passed by now
>>72202Hit. The EEEEEing finally stops
>>72203You wanna roll?
>>72197Well, you rolled through six ponies with guns, so I suspect he's feeling the power of that feat.
>>72205Can Brie tell which way is the Captain's quarters?
>>72205She goes for the boat then.
Wolf boi should have vanished into thin air by now.
>>72205"Should we move this boat closer to the others?" Iron then tries to remember if he heard Onyx's name out loud by someone. "Did you tell me your name?"
>>72209The motor boat is being moved. The EEEEEing and the gunshots at the ship have ceased
>>72207Must be inside the superstructure. There is a door to his left that the griffin is by, and a door on the opposite side, to his right, which the griffin is not by. Brie is on the Right side
>>72210Link this post to the Ancap flag
Brie checks his vest.
"Only nine left,..."
"So eight too many."
"She's right, don't be a bitch."
Brie squares his shoulders, and makes for the closest door of the superstructure, tumbling for the +4 AC