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Ebil Nuts
Anonymous
3ZTGM
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No.64148
64150
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
1121 replies and 29 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64765
>>64762
I guess so.
Not knowing what else to do, Tracy gently herds the broken children towards the rest of the group
"I found another dozen..." Tracy says lowly, choking in disgust
3ZTGM
?
No.64766
64767 64771
[1d20 = 17]
>>64764
"Oh you turd!"
>>64763
"Just... his... head," she says, struggling with Infernius.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64767
>>64766
*noogies playfully*
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64768
64769 64770
As Tracy enters the room, a look crosses Thez' face. She looks at Infernius, kisses him on the nose and says, "I'll be right back. Oh, probably should take this off,...." she says pulling her mask off, before <whooof> . . . . <whooof> appearing with the rest of the children (it would take more than one trip, but since its non combat I'll just say "brings 'em all").
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64769
64770
>>64768
*is standing in herd of children, looking confused an flushed*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64770
64772
>>64768
>>64769
"Wh-what'll we do with them all..?" Tracy says, her eyes darting across the crowd
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64771
64772
>>64766
"What can we do with the Bogdanoff's head?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64772
64773 64781
>>64770
"For now, we stay with them I guess. They can't come with us, but at least here they won't get,... "picked up"."
>>64771
"If I can take his head, I can take his throne. With the full power and weight and authority as sovereign of hell, I can send you all back."
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64773
64774
>>64772
"Is taking the throne of Hell as simple as killing its King?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64774
64775 64776
>>64773
"For a head of household, yes."
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64775
>>64774
"Alrighty then. So how do we do it?"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64776
64777
>>64774
"You duel him?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64777
64778 64779
>>64776
"Exactly. Only a head of household can challenge the throne, and whoever holds it can't deny a challenge. I had thought about trying it before you all showed up, but in order to do so," her eyes drift toward Addy, who is playing with birbs, "I would have had to reveal her."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64778
64780 64782
>>64777
>only a head can challenge
"Wasn't your household destroyed though?" Tracy asks, not knowing a single thing about Infernal politics
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64779
64784 64786 64788
>>64777
"You let all of this happen for the sake of one child?"
Trumpaladin asks, lacking any sort of etiquette
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64780
64782
>>64778
"And what happens if a head is killed by someone who isn't another head? Does the organization just collapse?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64781
>>64772
*looks sadly at children*
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64782
64783 64787
>>64778
"The building, and almost the entire household, yes. All that's left is me, and Addy, and him," she says, her eyes drifting to Infernius.
>>64780
"It honestly hasn't ever come up."
Anonymous
SYBO+
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No.64783
64785
>>64782
"I am glad there is something left to you"
Trumpaladin says with a hint of bitterness
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64784
>>64779
*glare*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64785
64790
>>64783
*rubs against back*
"Our household is safe for now, Flashy..."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64786
64788 64790
>>64779
She cocks her head, weighing his words. "What would you have done?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64787
64789
>>64782
>never come up
"Sounds like an awfully rigid place.."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64788
64792
>>64786
>>64779
Tracy also looks towards Brad, staring directly at him
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64789
64791
>>64787
"Its hell, its the geographical embodiment of order and evil."
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64790
64793 64794
>>64786
"Taken on Bogdanoff. Gotten my city back, mine and everyone else's that hasn't been so lucky these years"

>>64785
*pets head*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64791
>>64789
"Hmm.. I've never been, but it sounds.. Interesting.."
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64792
>>64788
"What?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64793
64796
>>64790
"Well, we're making up for lost time then," she replies with a sigh, a bit of ironic emphasis on "lost time".
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64794
64795 64796
>>64790
"B-but what if I had to give birth in the middle of it, and couldn't travel as easily? I'd follow you to Hell in a heartbeat, but I'd have a baby to protect..." Tracy says nervously
"Thez had a baby girl to take care of. She couldn't risk taking on something like that.. not alone that is.."
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64795
64797 64801
>>64794
"This, she smart brad."
Anonymous
SYBO+
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No.64796
64798 64801
>>64793
"Very well then.

What is 'Balaator'?"

>>64794
*pets head again*
"Don't be silly, you've many months until you are due."
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64797
64800
>>64795
"The sake of the many above the sake of the one"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64798
64799
>>64796
"The Nine Hells of Baator" as its officially known."
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64799
64802
>>64798
"So he has all nine? Where is Soros from? The chaotic realm?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64800
64804
>>64797
She winces at this. "I did the best I could with the information and resources I had at my disposal. I... I won't fault you if you resent the choices I made."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64801
64804
>>64795
"I-I couldn't imagine trying to bring my only child to Hell, and then having to fight..."
>>64796
"Thez wasn't."
"What would you do, if I had to give birth soon, but we had to go to another world?" She asks again, her eyes filled with worry
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64802
64803
>>64799
"Yes. Soros is from the Infinite layers of the Abyss. Both realms are infinite in nature, one being Lawful Evil, the other being Chaotic Evil."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64803
>>64802
Stupid question incoming

"How can you tell it's infinite? What if it's just too big to measure?"
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64804
64805 64806 64807
>>64800
"Let's kick Bogdanoff's ass, then Soros's ass, then all the respective asses of these rat-people"

>>64801
*looks into pony's eyes, and starts petting around her ears*
"You'll be okay, little pony"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64805
64809
>>64804
"Yea! They are jews it simple to call them that."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64806
64809
>>64804
"What about our foal though?"
*hoof touches abs*
"... Our foal is more important to me than all the world.."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64807
64809
>>64804
"If this works, we can kick Soros' ass with the help of Port Barry, Sparintenar, Cardashil, Krenshal, and every other race, group, and nation that stands in opposition to him."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64808
I gotta sleep...
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64809
64810 64811 64812 64813
>>64805
"What? They are humans that have the power of transformation into giant rats. Were-rats. They also have a religion that worships the creators of the abyss, with Soros as their sort of god"

>>64806
Tracy gets Wuffled

>>64807
"Now that sounds like a plan. Can't imagine Kefka himself is too fond either"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64810
64814
>>64809
"... Are you suggesting bringing Kefka back...? That sounds like a bad idea.."
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64811
64814
>>64809
"They are jews"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64812
64813
>>64809
Thez mutters something about being on the same side as Kefka. "You're probably right. He'll be quite surprised to hear his fate."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64813
64816
>>64812
>>64809
"Seriously?"
Anonymous
SYBO+
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No.64814
64815
>>64810
"Kefla brought Kefka back. He appeared before us at a party in Sparintenar like the Cheshire Cat. How do you not remember?

>>64811
Trumpaladin shrugs
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64815
>>64814
"I mean this timeline's Kefka."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64816
64817
>>64813
"That's not what he's suggesting I don't think. Kefka brought himself back through his own means back then. Whatever those means were now, they've been countered, but in your time Kefka is still very much alive."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64817
64818
>>64816
"But he's kaput in this timeline, right?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64818
64819
>>64817
"Yes."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64819
64820 64821
>>64818
"... So then, would the Kefka from the past really be any easier to reason with than the Kefka from the future?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64820
64821 64822 64824
>>64819
"O-or the present.." she says, rubbing her temple "I hate time travel.."
"The bottomline question is, which Kefka do you want to meet?"

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64821
64825
>>64819
"The enemy of my enemy...." she says, absentmindedly leaning against Infernius.
>>64820
"Neither to be honest, but we know nothing about Zion's capabilities in your time. We may need the help of the empire to stop them."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64822
64823 64825
>>64820
"Because if we brought back Kefka now, that'd be the Kefka of the present, but if we went back and met the Kefka of the past, he probably wouldn't believe us when we told him he was going to die."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64823
64826 64827
>>64822
"I'm sure we'll think of something," she says in a manner that Trump can immediately detect she's not saying something.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64824
>>64820
*Infernuis eyes glaze over at the subject of time travel*
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64825
64827
>>64821
"He's far from mindless. He had more reason to keep us alive when he appeared before us in Sparintenar. He has 'allies' he wants rid of. And he believes we are useful to that end"

>>64822
"Bring back evidence"
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64826
64830
>>64823
"You've got a way, don't you?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64827
64828 64829
>>64823
>>64825
"... So..."
*fishes mummified hand out of her purse*
"What'd happen if we just brought him back now?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64828
>>64827
Tracy steps towards the altar.
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64829
64830 64831
>>64827
"I'd prefer to limit our risks by limiting our Kefkas"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64830
64832 64833 64837
>>64826
"... yeah," she replies, and as she does so, she gives Trump (and potentially only Trump, unless other characters want to roll a spot check) a barely perceivable shake of the head, indicating that she won't say.
>>64829
"Literally just what I was going to say."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64831
64834 64835 64837
>>64829
"Worst case scenario, he'd try to kill us."
She looms over the revival bucket
"Although it might not hurt to question him."
1uaV9
?
No.64832
[1d20 = 5]
>>64830

rjnHI
?
No.64833
[1d20+5 = 21]
>>64830

Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64834
>>64831
"You do need a body to cast spells, if I recall correctly..."

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64835
64836 64838
Tracy notices, Infernius doesn't.
>>64831
"I really don't think its a good idea," she says, wedging herself further against Infernius.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64836
>>64835
"Meh, it's just an option." Tracy says, slipping the purple hand back into her Jew-claw.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64837
64839 64842
>>64830
"I'd think it would be as simple as the testimony of one witness, if you could be sure that witness was neither lying nor deluded. Something like Zone of Truth or Detect Lies. But maybe the time shifting powers of Hell can do more, or there are other spells. Or maybe there is physical evidence - somewhere. I don't know"

>>64831
"Worst case Scenario, he does kill us. In this timeline all of his enemies - Sparintenar, the Sils, the Court - are all dead. He has less reason to be faithful here"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64838
>>64835
*kisses ana*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64839
64841
>>64837
"Sounds like he'd be awful bored to me. I know the type who like destroying things."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64840
"But, that's a question for another day." Tracy says, seeing the children off to their own beds, before going to sleep on her birds
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64841
>>64839
"I'm sure you do," Trumpaladin grumbles
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64842
64843 64844
>>64837
"Actually, that's a good idea," she says muttering "better than mine". She takes a long deep breath. "Any other thoughts or questions?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64843
64845 64846 64849
>>64842
"Say.. so, it was because Kefka lost his dog-thing that the Imperial Court back-stabbed him, right?"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64844
64846
>>64842
"Who sent us through time?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64845
64849
>>64843
"... So, what if, hypothetically, when we told him he was going to be betrayed, he found a way to.. bring it back?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64846
64847 64849
>>64843
"I don't know that that specifically was what triggered it, but I'm sure it helped."
>>64844
"That,... I still don't know. But I imagine that it was someone, perhaps several such, among our adversaries."
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64847
64848 64851
>>64846
"It happened at the precise moment we were ready to face agents of the Court active in Cardishore"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64848
>>64847
"Ready is a bit of an overstatement.." Tracy grumbles, remembering her morning
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64849
>>64845
>>64846
>>64843
"There are some betrayals you can't sense until you've felt the stab wound, and there are some you can foresee perhaps even years in advance. Kefka's relationship with the undead is the latter"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64850
64852
Glancing over to see that Addy is still occupied (she's running around the tower now), Thez turns to Infernius. "You said something about cuddling,...."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64851
>>64847
"Yes, when we assaulted the blacks. Cardashil was quite appreciative of our intervention. A pity the alliance is what led to their destruction."
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64852
64855
>>64850
*Infernuis snaps back to reality*
"Yea me love to cuddle."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64853
64854
"If there's nothing else, I'm fatigued that's a joke, she has endurance so what exhausts a normal person only fatigues her."

Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64854
>>64853
"Kek"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64855
>>64852
She blushes slightly, saying "We can do that afterward." and they both vanish with a <whoooof>
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64856
Tracy goes off to sleep in her fluffpile.
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64857
64858
Trumpaladin sleeps with no pony to cuddle

Maybe Stix
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64858
>>64857
He could just ask.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64859
64860 64871
I just realized Tracy's pet "rock" has been dangling on the side of her saddle from his jar just watching all this shit go down since she abducted it.
It could write a memoir.

*attempts to pet mimic*
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64860
64861 64865
>>64859
>bites
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64861
64865
>>64860
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64865
>>64861
>>64860
*keks*
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.64871
64873
>>64859
After reeeing o loud that the entire tower shook, Tracy looks to the mess hall to see if the synthesizer is still working.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64873
64874
>>64871
It isn't, it seems to have been largely scrapped for parts.