>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
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>>64762I guess so.
Not knowing what else to do, Tracy gently herds the broken children towards the rest of the group
"I found another dozen..." Tracy says lowly, choking in disgust
[1d20 = 17]>>64764"Oh you turd!"
>>64763"Just... his... head," she says, struggling with Infernius.
As Tracy enters the room, a look crosses Thez' face. She looks at Infernius, kisses him on the nose and says, "I'll be right back. Oh, probably should take this off,...." she says pulling her mask off, before <whooof> . . . . <whooof> appearing with the rest of the children (it would take more than one trip, but since its non combat I'll just say "brings 'em all").
>>64768*is standing in herd of children, looking confused an flushed*
>>64768>>64769"Wh-what'll we do with them all..?" Tracy says, her eyes darting across the crowd
>>64766"What can we do with the Bogdanoff's head?"
>>64770"For now, we stay with them I guess. They can't come with us, but at least here they won't get,... "picked up"."
>>64771"If I can take his head, I can take his throne. With the full power and weight and authority as sovereign of hell, I can send you all back."
>>64772"Is taking the throne of Hell as simple as killing its King?"
>>64773"For a head of household, yes."
>>64774"Alrighty then. So how do we do it?"
>>64776"Exactly. Only a head of household can challenge the throne, and whoever holds it can't deny a challenge. I had thought about trying it before you all showed up, but in order to do so," her eyes drift toward Addy, who is playing with birbs, "I would have had to reveal
her."
>>64777>only a head can challenge"Wasn't your household destroyed though?" Tracy asks, not knowing a single thing about Infernal politics
>>64777"You let all of this happen for the sake of one child?"
Trumpaladin asks, lacking any sort of etiquette
>>64778"And what happens if a head is killed by someone who isn't another head? Does the organization just collapse?"
>>64772*looks sadly at children*
>>64778"The building, and almost the entire household, yes. All that's left is me, and Addy, and him," she says, her eyes drifting to Infernius.
>>64780"It honestly hasn't ever come up."
>>64782"I am glad there is something left to you"
Trumpaladin says with a hint of bitterness
>>64783*rubs against back*
"Our household is safe for now, Flashy..."
>>64779She cocks her head, weighing his words. "What would you have done?"
>>64782>never come up"Sounds like an awfully rigid place.."
>>64786>>64779Tracy also looks towards Brad, staring directly at him
>>64787"Its hell, its the geographical embodiment of order and evil."
>>64786"Taken on Bogdanoff. Gotten my city back, mine and everyone else's that hasn't been so lucky these years"
>>64785*pets head*
>>64789"Hmm.. I've never been, but it sounds.. Interesting.."
>>64790"Well, we're making up for lost time then," she replies with a sigh, a bit of ironic emphasis on "lost time".
>>64790"B-but what if I had to give birth in the middle of it, and couldn't travel as easily? I'd follow you to Hell in a heartbeat, but I'd have a baby to protect..." Tracy says nervously
"Thez had a baby girl to take care of. She couldn't risk taking on something like that.. not alone that is.."
>>64793"Very well then.
What is 'Balaator'?"
>>64794*pets head again*
"Don't be silly, you've many months until you are due."
>>64795"The sake of the many above the sake of the one"
>>64796"The Nine Hells of Baator" as its officially known."
>>64798"So he has all nine? Where is Soros from? The chaotic realm?"
>>64797She winces at this. "I did the best I could with the information and resources I had at my disposal. I... I won't fault you if you resent the choices I made."
>>64795"I-I couldn't imagine trying to bring my only child to Hell,
and then having to fight..."
>>64796"Thez wasn't."
"What would you do, if I had to give birth soon, but we had to go to another world?" She asks again, her eyes filled with worry
>>64799"Yes. Soros is from the Infinite layers of the Abyss. Both realms are infinite in nature, one being Lawful Evil, the other being Chaotic Evil."
>>64802Stupid question incoming
"How can you tell it's infinite? What if it's just too big to measure?"
>>64800"Let's kick Bogdanoff's ass, then Soros's ass, then all the respective asses of these rat-people"
>>64801*looks into pony's eyes, and starts petting around her ears*
"You'll be okay, little pony"
>>64804"Yea! They are jews it simple to call them that."
>>64804"What about our foal though?"
*hoof touches abs*
"... Our foal is more important to me than all the world.."
>>64804"If this works, we can kick Soros' ass with the help of Port Barry, Sparintenar, Cardashil, Krenshal, and every other race, group, and nation that stands in opposition to him."
>>64805"What? They are humans that have the power of transformation into giant rats. Were-rats. They also have a religion that worships the creators of the abyss, with Soros as their sort of god"
>>64806Tracy gets Wuffled
>>64807"Now that sounds like a plan. Can't imagine Kefka himself is too fond either"
>>64809"... Are you suggesting bringing Kefka back...? That sounds like a bad idea.."
>>64809Thez mutters something about being on the same side as Kefka. "You're probably right. He'll be quite surprised to hear his fate."
>>64810"Kefla brought Kefka back. He appeared before us at a party in Sparintenar like the Cheshire Cat. How do you not remember?
>>64811Trumpaladin shrugs
>>64814"I mean this timeline's Kefka."
>>64813"That's not what he's suggesting I don't think. Kefka brought himself back through his own means back then. Whatever those means were now, they've been countered, but in your time Kefka is still very much alive."
>>64816"But he's kaput in this timeline, right?"
>>64818"... So then, would the Kefka from the past really be any easier to reason with than the Kefka from the future?"
>>64819"O-or the present.." she says, rubbing her temple "I hate time travel.."
"The bottomline question is, which Kefka do you want to meet?"
>>64819"The enemy of my enemy...." she says, absentmindedly leaning against Infernius.
>>64820"Neither to be honest, but we know nothing about Zion's capabilities in your time. We may need the help of the empire to stop them."
>>64820"Because if we brought back Kefka now, that'd be the Kefka of the present, but if we went back and met the Kefka of the past, he probably wouldn't believe us when we told him he was going to die."
>>64822"I'm sure we'll think of something," she says in a manner that Trump can immediately detect she's not saying something.
>>64820*Infernuis eyes glaze over at the subject of time travel*
>>64821"He's far from mindless. He had more reason to keep us alive when he appeared before us in Sparintenar. He has 'allies' he wants rid of. And he believes we are useful to that end"
>>64822"Bring back evidence"
>>64823"You've got a way, don't you?"
>>64823>>64825"... So..."
*fishes mummified hand out of her purse*
"What'd happen if we just brought him back now?"
>>64827Tracy steps towards the altar.
>>64827"I'd prefer to limit our risks by limiting our Kefkas"
>>64826"... yeah," she replies, and as she does so, she gives Trump (and potentially only Trump, unless other characters want to roll a spot check) a barely perceivable shake of the head, indicating that she won't say.
>>64829"Literally just what I was going to say."
>>64829"Worst case scenario, he'd try to kill us."
She looms over the revival bucket
"Although it might not hurt to question him."
>>64831"You do need a body to cast spells, if I recall correctly..."
Tracy notices, Infernius doesn't.
>>64831"I really don't think its a good idea," she says, wedging herself further against Infernius.
>>64835"Meh, it's just an option." Tracy says, slipping the purple hand back into her Jew-claw.
>>64830"I'd think it would be as simple as the testimony of one witness, if you could be sure that witness was neither lying nor deluded. Something like Zone of Truth or Detect Lies. But maybe the time shifting powers of Hell can do more, or there are other spells. Or maybe there is physical evidence - somewhere. I don't know"
>>64831"Worst case Scenario, he
does kill us. In this timeline all of his enemies - Sparintenar, the Sils, the Court - are all dead. He has less reason to be faithful here"
>>64837"Sounds like he'd be awful bored to me. I know the type who like destroying things."
"But, that's a question for another day." Tracy says, seeing the children off to their own beds, before going to sleep on her birds
>>64839"I'm sure you do," Trumpaladin grumbles
>>64837"Actually, that's a good idea," she says muttering "better than mine". She takes a long deep breath. "Any other thoughts or questions?"
>>64842"Say.. so, it was because Kefka lost his dog-thing that the Imperial Court back-stabbed him, right?"
>>64842"Who sent us through time?"
>>64843"... So, what if, hypothetically, when we told him he was going to be betrayed, he found a way to.. bring it back?"
>>64843"I don't know that that specifically was what triggered it, but I'm sure it helped."
>>64844"That,... I still don't know. But I imagine that it was someone, perhaps several such, among our adversaries."
>>64846"It happened at the precise moment we were ready to face agents of the Court active in Cardishore"
>>64847"Ready is a bit of an overstatement.." Tracy grumbles, remembering her morning
>>64845>>64846>>64843"There are some betrayals you can't sense until you've felt the stab wound, and there are some you can foresee perhaps even years in advance. Kefka's relationship with the undead is the latter"
Glancing over to see that Addy is still occupied (she's running around the tower now), Thez turns to Infernius. "You said something about cuddling,...."
>>64847"Yes, when we assaulted the blacks. Cardashil was quite appreciative of our intervention. A pity the alliance is what led to their destruction."
>>64850*Infernuis snaps back to reality*
"Yea me love to cuddle."
"If there's nothing else, I'm fatigued that's a joke, she has endurance so what exhausts a normal person only fatigues her."
>>64852She blushes slightly, saying "We can do that afterward." and they both vanish with a <whoooof>
Tracy goes off to sleep in her fluffpile.
Trumpaladin sleeps with no pony to cuddle
Maybe Stix
I just realized Tracy's pet "rock" has been dangling on the side of her saddle from his jar just watching all this shit go down since she abducted it.
It could write a memoir.
*attempts to pet mimic*
>>64859After reeeing o loud that the entire tower shook, Tracy looks to the mess hall to see if the synthesizer is still working.
>>64871It isn't, it seems to have been largely scrapped for parts.