>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
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>"So now what?"
"Hell if I know"
What does Tracy see as she slowly sneaks towards the tower's entrance?
>>64152The tunnel trends and bends upward at a curve, leading toward the unmistakable pyramid entrance of the tower. As Tracy creeps forward, she notices an unnatural and lingering darkness upon the area, unnaturally diminishing the available light.
>>64154Infernius proposes casting a spell that will take an entire day to effectively perform. The party has the opportunity to interject.
>>64153Keeping her eyes and ears perked, Tracy advances at half her pace.
She pulls out her Detect Magick wand and checks for any possible nasty detection/trap that may have been cast in the vicinity of the entrance.
>>64155I move to veto this action
>>64156The air tingles with magic of the darkness spell, but beyond the entrance is impossible to determine
>>64157"We'll need to rest eventually, but I agree; we don't need to stop yet. Unless you're hoping to hallow the Tower, which will require much more exploration than just walking toward the entrance."
Which technically, only Tracy has yet done so
>>64158Torc and Snek follow, eager to get out of this timeline
>>64158Gulping, Tracy advances forward.
>>64159Stay enough paces back not to mess up her stealth, pls.
Lenos and his lady start trying to herd the rest of the party up the tunnel
>>64159Torcuil and Snek plod along behind, ensuring that any stealth that Tracy has established is otherwise wrecked. They, and much of everyone likewise I would assume, find very much the same thing. The Triangular-arched doorway of the temple is shrouded in darkness, all that issues forth is a clinking sound, as well as a very distant argument from the sounds of things.
Thez>Ready-move <whoooof>
>>64158>>64162"Fine me can wait to hallow. Lets go"
*walks into the doorway.*
[1d20+25 = 32]>>64164Get fucked
"Hmmmmm..."
Torc walks right up and inspects the darkness
spellcraft check Thez is holding to the back with Kiynen and Lenos, entirely fixated on keeping Adeline safe.
>>64168Its magical, no doubt about it
[1d20 = 14]
Being in a strange area where they were just attacked at, Stix listens for anymore trouble that may be around the corner.
Listen check
>>64169How useful
"Welp, I know one thing about this with absolute certainty"
Torc turns around to face the others
"It's definitely some type of magic"
>"What would we do without you?" [1d20+25 = 33]>>64169Tracy glares threateningly at everyone who walked up behind her, before advancing towards the sounds.
Rolling to Sneak.
>>64170A distant but continuous rattling of metal against metal some distance away along the dais area, also the arguing sounds lower in the tower.
>>64173Tracy sneaks towards the dais.
>>64174Tracy begins to speed off, allowing none of the other characters the opportunity to plan or strategize. Only by making an obvious sound could they stop her now.
Thez lunges out suddenly. "Addy don't! Fuck!"
A giggling follows Tracy.
>>64158Trumpaladin casts Daylight on himself, and walks into the Tower
>>64178The darkness quickly negates the daylight, only allowing about 15' of illumination despite the ordinary effects of the spell. This is not enough range to see Tracy or Addy, especially since the latter is literally clothed in shadows.
>>64181Proceeds steps forward into the Tower, and detect evil with the move and standard action. Moves along with Fae.
Now what part of the tower are we in?
>>64184Tracy is headed towards the dais, although she neglected to say so.
>>64184Dias, since it is the most logical location for a portal to hell
Unless we can get Stix another or something Tracy continues as quickly as she can without hampering her stealth excessively.
>>64186Has Thez mentioned that she's trying to get to hell yet?
>>64188Yes. That conversation was had in Durpistan, when Trumpaladin asked her how she believes the damage could be undone, Thez said "I must retake my throne." And she confirmed that she meant the House of Thez and not the Elven kigdom on followup
[1d20 = 13]>>64183Stix follows Trump as he goes into the tower. He decides that such a place taken over by the enemy must have some sort of trap awaiting them.
Search check
>>64189Wait, so is the party's goal to get to a portal?
>>64191What did you think it was?
>>64190*Pets on the head*
"Good Job Stix. Keep searching as we proceed"
>>64188To my understanding yes, but its been some time since that was iterated
>>64191Get to the rooms
I guess Torc and Snek follow them all
"Yeah, let's just run into the strange darkness, I'm sure nothing bad will happen to us."
>>64194"White and Nerdy one, my aura of daylight is being suppressed. What would give off continual darkness?"
>>64195Ay, nice reference"Uh, now this might sound far-fetched, I'm gonna guess a darkness spell"
>>64193I'm not exactly sure where the rooms are, but Tracy advances towards the rattling sound she heard earlier.
Oh motherfu-
I have to leave for the next half hour.
I'm sorry guys..
>>64196"No shit, but what would make it last this long?"
>>64198Peek into the stables
>>64199Well Tracy is set in motion anyway. Addy is shortly behind, with Infernius following further behind.
>>64199There are layers and piles of horsehide alomg with buckets and jars of a red liquid.
>>64200"Make it permanent? That's my best guess"
>>64201Uh, was that intended for me or for Tracy?
>>64202"Let's walk up to the Dias. Peek into the stable along the way"
>>64207The horsehide is in the stable, so for you. Oh, sorry, I mis-linked it.
>>64205You've seen deadpool's uniform right?
>>64208Trumpaladin is silent for a moment, but then says,
"Felicia?"
He moves further into the room to inspect it
>>64211Stix lags behind Trump and is noticeably sickened by the display.
>>64212>>64211Torc silently follows behind as Snek stays by the door
>>64211No answer issues forth. The stables are mute and effectively dampened
>>64216The moment Tracy ran off up the stairs
>>64216Tracy went off and did her own thing, with Adolphina following and then Infernius following her.
Trumpaladin peeked into the Stables, and Torcuil, Snek, and Stix have as well
>>64218Is he still on his way to the dais like earlier?
>>64219Yes, but at the moment, the other group is inspecting the stables, since they stumbled upon pure horror
>>64220Its not bloody skins, its meticulously washed skins and buckets of
blood an undisclosed dark-red hue.
>>64219My understanding is that Tracy, Addy, and Infernius
>>64221I thought Brad was going there too, since he mentioned the portal.
Okay then, so Tracy didn't pass by the stables.
Can she determine the source of the rattling?
>>64221Detect evil from the center of the stables, to cover the whole stables
"Hello? Is anyone there?"
>>64221Tracy presses on towards the dais, in stealth.
The ambient rattling increases
*sneaks closer, dagger drawn*
>>64230How far ahead is Tracy in relation to the rest of the group?
"Whatisthis?"
"Theydonotknowpain."
"Theysmelllikefukkinhumans."
>whooosh noises
"Whodares,"
all these are whispered as the party slowly - and not-so-slowly - advances.
>>64234What else is in the stables?
>>64234"... I think I recognize that autism.." Tracy says under her breath as she creeps closer.
>>64234"REEEEE GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY TOWER!"
The metal-on-metal rattling continues. As the party/players continue, a backdrop of chains becomes evident.
The tower is largely as it was, except drape everywhere are chains. With the unnatural dakrness the chains are faint and peripheral.
>>64239>>64241Uh, if Detect evil and a call do not reveal anything in the stables, then proceed to the stairs to go upwards
>>64242faggy is up, with two smaller signatures down
>>64240"AfuckingGnome?"
>"AFUCKINGGNOME?!"Snek shoots off after the source of the sound, and Torc chases him before Snek has a meal Gnome a la mode.
>>64244Trumpaladin ckecks his knowledge of the structure. That portal room.... It's in the top, right?
>>64246The tower is no longer friendly
>>64247"Ooooh,thisoneisquick."
"Notlikethelastone."
"Ortheonebefore."
"Therewasthatone."
"Yeahbtheowesusmoney."
"LIkemoneyisanyuseforusnow."
>>64249"The towers not friendly!"