>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
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"Stix, Addy, and Torcuil should maintain the middle of the formation, so that they can't be immediately targeted by melee. Infernius and I (highest HP) will lead, with Trump and Fae on the sides. Tracy can flit around and stab opponents, tumbling through the formation as she feels inclined. Am I forgetting anyone."
"Yeah."
The area fills with smoke,... far more smoke than was necessary, but as it clears a very scarred and abused, but much older Ponimaru stands at the edge of the area.
"Yeah."
The area fills with smoke,... far more smoke than was necessary, but as it clears a very scarred and abused, but much older Ponimaru stands at the edge of the area.
>>64978
"... And to think I was just ablout to throw his ears in the machine.."
"So you're still alive, weeboi." Tracy says
"How long have you been watching?"
"... And to think I was just ablout to throw his ears in the machine.."
"So you're still alive, weeboi." Tracy says
"How long have you been watching?"
*lenos pops neck and rolls shoulders* alright are we all ready?
>>64980
"Long enough. This plan is suicide."
Thez makes a discouraging shake of her head, which does not go unnoticed.
"Long enough. This plan is suicide."
Thez makes a discouraging shake of her head, which does not go unnoticed.
>>64987
“That’s the spirit! We just need to fix what happened here. We can’t let all this death and destruction come to pass. If the price to pay is my life, I think that is a decent bargain. I’m sure everyone here agrees.”
“That’s the spirit! We just need to fix what happened here. We can’t let all this death and destruction come to pass. If the price to pay is my life, I think that is a decent bargain. I’m sure everyone here agrees.”
Ponimaru places a hoof on Trump's shoulder. "I know what happened. I tried to free them from the Gay marriage curse that had been placed, but every day the grounds keeper returned, to restore them to undeath and ignominy. I would,...." he says, turning away.
"I guess we're ready,... ish, then. Tracy would obviously lead the stealth group, while the rest 'presents' themselves at the gate. Any additions?"
"I will be there for the infiltration." Ponimaru says glaring from his one good eye.
"I will be there for the infiltration." Ponimaru says glaring from his one good eye.
>>64991
Trumpaladin looks at him in the eyes, barely withholding crying, silent for a few moments
"....Thank you"
>>64989
It's Thez's message boy. He;s delivered multiple messages over the past few months, such as the letter Thez sent when she was in self-imposed exile, and he helped to locate the kidnapped loggers. Also the Blue one killed him. Twice."
Trumpaladin looks at him in the eyes, barely withholding crying, silent for a few moments
"....Thank you"
>>64989
It's Thez's message boy. He;s delivered multiple messages over the past few months, such as the letter Thez sent when she was in self-imposed exile, and he helped to locate the kidnapped loggers. Also the Blue one killed him. Twice."
>>64994
He resists the spell.
"Save your energy. You'll need it, and besides, this isn't just a ruined eye." he says firmly.
So the gate to Hell is as was aptly described, a doggie-door of sorts. While precarious in a pinch, no one is beating down the party's door at the moment, so it's not an issue.
<thud>
He resists the spell.
"Save your energy. You'll need it, and besides, this isn't just a ruined eye." he says firmly.
So the gate to Hell is as was aptly described, a doggie-door of sorts. While precarious in a pinch, no one is beating down the party's door at the moment, so it's not an issue.
<thud>
>>64995
The sadness is not erased from his expression, but Infernius's hand and display of solidarity gives Trumpaladin strength, and he stands straighter, taller.
"Indeed we shall. When we get back, we're going to wipe everyone of those bastards out as they would do to us"
The sadness is not erased from his expression, but Infernius's hand and display of solidarity gives Trumpaladin strength, and he stands straighter, taller.
"Indeed we shall. When we get back, we're going to wipe everyone of those bastards out as they would do to us"
[1d20+5 = 16]
>>64996
"Oh, just what we needed.." Tracy says, her ears turning towards the sound like satellite dishes
Untrained Listen check, because why not
>>64996
"Oh, just what we needed.." Tracy says, her ears turning towards the sound like satellite dishes
Untrained Listen check, because why not
>>65002
"There's peoples." says one of the children, looking out from the main entrance. A chorus of light sources reflect from the wall.
"There's peoples." says one of the children, looking out from the main entrance. A chorus of light sources reflect from the wall.
>>65003
Tracy, not really thinking, swiftly moves to put herself between the children and the light sources.
Tracy, not really thinking, swiftly moves to put herself between the children and the light sources.
>>65004
Thez looks at her. "There's really not much time or option for that. We have a job to do, and it looks like we may be running out of time to do it," she says walking to stand adjacent to the miniature portal.
Thez looks at her. "There's really not much time or option for that. We have a job to do, and it looks like we may be running out of time to do it," she says walking to stand adjacent to the miniature portal.
>>65003
>"Uh, Torc?"
"I see it, I'm not blind."
>"Well what is it magic-ass?"
"I said I wasn't blind, I didn't say I was a genius"
>"Uh, Torc?"
"I see it, I'm not blind."
>"Well what is it magic-ass?"
"I said I wasn't blind, I didn't say I was a genius"
>>65006
"Guess there's no time like the present for us to leave"
Torcuil gestures to Mr. Snek
"Ladies first"
"Guess there's no time like the present for us to leave"
Torcuil gestures to Mr. Snek
"Ladies first"
[1d20+9 = 28]
>>65010
As Snek disappears through the portal Torc hears a faint hiss
>"Pearls before Swine"
As Snek pops out the other side he looks around for anything threatening Spot check
>>65010
As Snek disappears through the portal Torc hears a faint hiss
>"Pearls before Swine"
As Snek pops out the other side he looks around for anything threatening Spot check
>>65013
He finds himself on a dim landscape covered in shattered stone. The ground around him is literally a pile of rubble. The air is stagnant and still, where if a dust particle were dislodged it would remain still in the air. The sky is a deep and foreboding red without more than a glow to suggest that maybe somewhere beyond whatever blanket covers the sky there might be a source of light.
>>65015
"You're not making things any easier!" she says, relenting and waving children through the portal,... into Hell.
"This is what you get for throwing random shit in there," Thez quips to GM
He finds himself on a dim landscape covered in shattered stone. The ground around him is literally a pile of rubble. The air is stagnant and still, where if a dust particle were dislodged it would remain still in the air. The sky is a deep and foreboding red without more than a glow to suggest that maybe somewhere beyond whatever blanket covers the sky there might be a source of light.
>>65015
"You're not making things any easier!" she says, relenting and waving children through the portal,... into Hell.
"This is what you get for throwing random shit in there," Thez quips to GM
>>65019
"YOU.... OAF!" Thez says, grabbing and retaining the pickle because now is not the time but its too late to do anything about it.
"YOU.... OAF!" Thez says, grabbing and retaining the pickle because now is not the time but its too late to do anything about it.
>>65011
"Are you daft? Their salvation comes in resetting this horrible timeline. Not in being literally sent to Hell"
"Are you daft? Their salvation comes in resetting this horrible timeline. Not in being literally sent to Hell"
>>65021
You can't do spells as a pickle
>>65017
As Tracy jumps through the portal, the two birds nod to themselves in a manner. They both fly and position themselves at the entrance to the tower, perched in such a way to protect and block the increasingly inbound presence. As they do so, several magical effects and spells streak out from the tunnel and sting at them.
You can't do spells as a pickle
>>65017
As Tracy jumps through the portal, the two birds nod to themselves in a manner. They both fly and position themselves at the entrance to the tower, perched in such a way to protect and block the increasingly inbound presence. As they do so, several magical effects and spells streak out from the tunnel and sting at them.
"These absolute fucking idiots, what do they not ge-"
Torc realizes he's wasting his breath and gets in the newly formed line for the portal.
He then questions why he has to wait behind these children and decides to cut to the front.
Torc realizes he's wasting his breath and gets in the newly formed line for the portal.
He then questions why he has to wait behind these children and decides to cut to the front.
>>65028
By no I mean, I'm not allowing Infernius to alter them in pickle state, and thereby their giant asses are perched (literally) at the entrance so the party can get their happy asses through the portal like they ought to be doing.
By no I mean, I'm not allowing Infernius to alter them in pickle state, and thereby their giant asses are perched (literally) at the entrance so the party can get their happy asses through the portal like they ought to be doing.
>>65034
Not this time. Sammy and BunBun have made their choice. They're making sure the party still has a chance.
Not this time. Sammy and BunBun have made their choice. They're making sure the party still has a chance.
>>65036
[sad poner noises]
".. I-I promise I be back this time..!" Tracy says, tears streaming from her faces as she dives through.
[sad poner noises]
".. I-I promise I be back this time..!" Tracy says, tears streaming from her faces as she dives through.
>>65034
"Infernius. They'll be fine. Better actually once we reset the timeline. They will be worse off if they follow us. Give it up"
"Infernius. They'll be fine. Better actually once we reset the timeline. They will be worse off if they follow us. Give it up"
"Welp, stay if you guys want. But my Snek is on the other side"
Torcuil dives through
Torcuil dives through
Whenever everyone gets done fooling around and goes through the portal, Stix will follow in
Lenos is through and waiting impatiently arms folded and foot tapping for everyone else
>>65048
Fae sighs and joins Sam and Bunny, as a large contingent of armed and armored troops collide with them. Thez ushers Addy through, and then follows behind.
Fae sighs and joins Sam and Bunny, as a large contingent of armed and armored troops collide with them. Thez ushers Addy through, and then follows behind.
On the other side is a wasteland. As each person pops through they're immediately impressed by the silence of it all. Sound hardly seems to travel, and the sky is a deep red. In the distance is a mountain of sorts, dotted with light sources.
>>65049
Trumpaladin kisses her before going through
"don't worry, you'll get that hellish business trip you've always wanted"
Trumpaladin kisses her before going through
"don't worry, you'll get that hellish business trip you've always wanted"
"I take it that's where we're headed?" Ponimaru asks, indicating the obvious structure. Thez looks down and kicks at something buried in the rubble. "Yeah, that's the place."
"This place smells funny," Addy whispers.
"This place smells funny," Addy whispers.
>>65054
"Addy you havent smelled your father much if you think this place smells funny" lenos stage whispers
"Addy you havent smelled your father much if you think this place smells funny" lenos stage whispers
[1d20 = 3]
The ground beneath crumbles beneath everyone's feet, more arid than one would imagine anywhere could be. The silence of the surrounding environment has an eerie nature to it, as though the landscape its self is looking back at each expectantly.
>>65058
Who appears sweating and excited, and not in a lewd sense. Thez meanwhile lifts the portal device over her head to send it crashing down against the ground.
The ground beneath crumbles beneath everyone's feet, more arid than one would imagine anywhere could be. The silence of the surrounding environment has an eerie nature to it, as though the landscape its self is looking back at each expectantly.
>>65058
Who appears sweating and excited, and not in a lewd sense. Thez meanwhile lifts the portal device over her head to send it crashing down against the ground.
*tosses snek another choclate covered cygnomebyte*>ya now and then is right
Despite the crappy roll, its still a success cuz crazy BAB. The large group of children who someone thought it would be a good idea to bring along are all looking unemotionally expectantly at the party, a few of whom have started stirring rocks with their feet.
>>65068
"You seem to have pissed of a whole lot of jews by assaulting the grove. Sam and Rabbit are,..." she looks at Tracy and says unconvincingly, "Fine, I'm sure."
"You seem to have pissed of a whole lot of jews by assaulting the grove. Sam and Rabbit are,..." she looks at Tracy and says unconvincingly, "Fine, I'm sure."
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