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Ebil Nuts
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64148
64150
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
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Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64664
64667
>>64653
*walks up to the dais*
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64665
64666
>>64661
Roll a will save
rjnHI
?
No.64666
64667
[1d20+6 = 16]
>>64665
Rollin'
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64667
64668 64670 64672 64673
>>64664
Upon returning to the dais, he finds Thez on her hands and knees, almost in tears at her frustration. "It has to work. Somehow it has to. Its some type of planar gate, but I can't operate it. Milo always kept it up so I never learned how."
>>64666
K, she's fine.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64668
64669
>>64667
"Do you mean Milo the Great?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64669
>>64668
"Oh he would sure say so, but I don't think we're talking about the same Milo."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64670
64671
>>64667
"Hmm.. It doesn't look magical too me.. Love the color though."

Feeling a bit better, having acquired something, Tracy tucks the mace in her bag and trots off. She then goes to see those kids as mentioned in >>64641
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64671
64675
>>64670
H-how bad are they..?
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64672
64674 64675
>>64667
*puts hand on thezs shoulder*
"Its ok thez me can get this working. Stop crying k? Me hate to see you cry."
*casts miracle*
"Adolf me pray that you help us, me pray you let this machine work."
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64673
>>64667
"Thez, do you mind if Snek and I check it out?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64674
22.jpg
>>64672
H E I L
E
I
L
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64675
64676 64677
>>64671
How do you think? They just got brought back to life again by (((them)))
>>64672
That'll work. As Infernius beckons to Hitler, the symbols begin to glow. Arcs of energy dance between them, glowing ever brighter along the surface of the runes. Eventually, in a swirl of energy not unlike a toilet flushing, the gate opens revealing a pile of rubble, some of which spills through onto the dais.
"It... it worked!" Thez' relief is quite evident. Addy is hanging upside down from some of the chains. "Wooooooow!" she exclaims.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64676
64681
>>64675
Tracy just sits there, wiping the blood off of their faces one by one, silent and somber.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64677
>>64675
"Thats the power of hitler addy."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64678
64683
"So now that that's done," Thez says, still relieved "We just need to be small enough to fit safely through. It wasn't intended for people to use, cuz it was made during the travel ban."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64679
64680 64682 64684
Did I mention the door is only 3' tall?
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64680
>>64679
"Well this should be fun"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64681
64682 64689
>>64676
Tracy could fit through...

Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64682
>>64681
>>64679

Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64683
64689
>>64678
"Can you place it on it's side so we can step over it and fall down it?"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64684
64686
>>64679
*crawls*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64686
>>64684
No way you fit through it.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64687
64688
>>64685
He's not that fat!
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64688
>>64687
Well, he would at least have to take off the armor.
I was referring to Infernius though.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64689
64691
>>64681
In brownie form, Lenos could walk through it without stooping.
>>64683
"We,... could,... try? I don't think there's any way Infernius is getting through in his form. Also, you two should probably revert to humanoid shape, at least for the moment."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64690
That at Lenos and Kiynen
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64691
64692 64693
>>64689
*pickle inis!*
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64692
64694
>>64691
Could you cast something useful like Dimension Gate so we could have a separate portal?
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64693
64696
>>64691
Reeee stop using up all your 9th level slots.
One of those could've been Gate..
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64694
>>64692
I thought of that, but Tracy wasn't in the room, and there was no way for her to know what that spell was.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64695
I'm sure the skinny NEET could make it through
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64696
64697 64699
>>64693
That's actually what I was expecting him to cast, but w/e
"We should rest. You guys have cast a number of spells," she says to those in question, "And your duration ran out long ago." she says to Quetzal.
Q>"Oh, shit. My bad." and he vanishes with a poof.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64697
>>64696
Infernius's response was appropriate for what his character knew.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64698
In the mean time, Tracy is still nursing those kids in the entertron, although it may be an exercise in futility.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64699
64700 64702
>>64696
"I can't fight anymore today, I know that...
Soros knows what we're doing, doesn't he?"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64700
>>64699
"Probably since me piss on his guys."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64701
I kind of think she might experiment with throwing a bone chip in the entertron, but I don't actually want to see a living Mr. Bones...
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64702
64703 64706
>>64699
"I doubt it, to be honest. He controls this world, but his throne is in the abyss. As far as he's concerned - and there's little arguing the point - I'm, well we're the only loose end that needs tying up. He has armies for that."
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64703
64705
>>64702
"So you mean to say that we'd know already if he knew what we were up to?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64704
*puts clothes on kids*
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64705
64708
>>64703
"Without a doubt."
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64706
64707 64708
>>64702
"I say we rest for the night and take the highway to hell in the morning then"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64707
64709
>>64706
"I agree."
Technically, the party can rest while discussing
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64708
64710 64712 64714
>>64705
"Well...... I guess that is comforting"

"Any chance you could make a bow or something for the Stix pony?"
>>64706
"I agree. I am spent"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64709
64713
>>64707
How many kids are there?
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64710
64711 64713
>>64708
Doesn't he have Bob?
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64711
>>64710
He does, but there are options
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64712
>>64708
"I can help make stuff"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64713
64716
>>64709
I'll go with 13.
>>64710
I thought so, I've been giving him the enhancement bonus,.... Thez begins grabbing the immediate stones from around the other side of the portal and placing them aside. After a few moments of this, a 'sky' of blood red peeks through between the remaining stones. "Hmmm. It looks like the portal exit is on its side."
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64714
64715
>>64708
"Has anyone been to port barry?"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64715
64717 64718
>>64714
"Yes... I did"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64716
64723
>>64713
How are they reacting? Are they recoiling in fear, or are they that mindfucked?

Tracy lies down in the center of the room sadly, full hoers-sized.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64717
64719
>>64715
Thez stops for a moment. "Then you saw them," she says shamefully.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64718
64719
>>64715
"How bad was it?"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64719
64722
>>64717
"Yes, I did...."

>>64718
"Bad enough it's best not to tell you before you need to get some sleep"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64720
64721
Shouldn't he entertron's Resurrection restore previously-undead creatures to the creatures they were in life?
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64721
>>64720
I know Raise Dead doesn't work, but my source says resurrection does.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64722
64724
>>64719
"Okay but tell me when we wake up."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64723
64725 64747
>>64716
For the most part yeah. The children look around, not really comprehending what is happening. They've been conditioned to not respond to the situations they find themselves in. As Tracy moves to step away however, one of them grabs and holds her mane. Its a little girl, and she looks at Tracy with an emotionless expression, but she doesn't let go.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64724
64729
>>64722
"You'll know soon enough. It'll motivate you to kill every last one of those sons a bitches"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64725
64747
>>64723
Tracy stops and turns toward the girl slowly, not saying a word, but leaning down next to her.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64726
64727 64728
Thez continues to remove rubble from around the gate, so that the doorway is clear. "Since its on its side, we'll have to be careful going through. As soon as we cross the threshold fully, gravity will take effect and pull us right back through. Do NOT touch the sides of the gate!"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64727
>>64726
That sounds like it'll take a dexterity check..
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64728
64730
>>64726
"Can we like use bubble wrap or something to keep the sides from touching? It's going to be hard to go all the way through without touching the sides"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64729
>>64724
"Me try to not think about it for now."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64730
64731 64733 64734
>>64728
Thez grabs one of the rocks and holds it halfway through the gate. She then draws her arm toward the side, and as the rock makes contact with the edge it's cut cleanly in half.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64731
ap,550x550,16x12,1,transparent,t.u4.png
>>64730

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64732
64734 64735
"Portals make blades like Vandereim look like a wooden spoon."
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64733
>>64730
"Lovely"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64734
>>64732
>>64730
"Uh"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64735
64736 64737
>>64732
I want one...

I'll figure out a way to use it...
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64736
>>64735
>likes super-edgy things
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64737
64738
>>64735
Tracy gets a rock
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64738
64739
>>64737
What kind of rock?
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64739
64741
>>64738
A Stone of Wanting
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64740
Volcanic
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64741
64742 64743
>>64739
*Makes not to collect 6 more stones*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64742
>>64741
*note
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64743
64744
>>64741
6 more?
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64744
64746
3158641712_1_4_DLNzDb7C.gif
>>64743
Half-assed reference.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64745
64746
Well, Tracy probably won't leave that room for the rest of the night, unless she finds a miracle way to bring her birds inside.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64746
64748 64750
>>64744
O gawd. So while the party rests, Thez places her mask on and adopts the appearance of the creepy-weird evil-looking thing that Stix first met her as.
>>64745
"I'll take care of that," she says as she <whoooof> . . . . <whoooof> reappears, with Birbs,... who rather like the addition of chains to climb around on.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64747
64748 64752
>>64723
>>64725
Tracy lays down quietly, as if to go to sleep, pulling a blanket out of her bag to spread beneath her.
blanket is actually just a quilt stitched from clothes of GM's dead coworkers, because I never actually put a blanket in her bag.
"~Yay!"
>did not realize the tower was big enough for them
"Sammy, Bunny, come over here." Tracy calls out, beckoning towards the entertron.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64748
>>64746
>>64747

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64749
64750 64751
Returning to the portal, she sticks her head through. "I thought so," she says, pulling her head back out. "The portal is lying in the ruins of the house of Thez. We won't have to travel far to get to our destination."
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64750
64752
>>64749
>>64746
"So no cuddling?"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64751
64752
>>64749
"The House of Thez is Ruined? How does that affect our plans?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64752
64753 64754 64758
>>64747
The pyramid section is, as well as the holodeck. Getting them from point to point is a little trickier, outside of teleport hax.
>>64750
At first the question seems to confuse her, but then it dawns on her what he's talking about. She starts chuckling, then laughing, until she's almost in tears for different reasons. Wiping her eyes as she finishes, she looks at him, not looking dreadfully serious for the first time since the party arrived. "Thanks, I needed that."
>>64751
"It doesn't, the destruction of the house has long been known to me. That's not where we're going."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64753
64757
>>64752
The entertron is in the pyramid section, right?

Btw, what'd those freaks do to the Elway statue? Does it still work?
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64754
64755
>>64752
"Where are we going exactly?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64755
64756
>>64754
"House Bogdanoff."
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64756
64759
>>64755
"Didn't you say Soros attacked them? I remember you mentioned them before"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64757
>>64753
*dusts off pedestal out of politeness*
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64758
64760
>>64752
"You cute when you laugh ana."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64759
64763
>>64756
"Attacked? No, they made an agreement. Soros gets to keep the game world and the abyss, while the house of Bogdanoff rules all the levels of Baator."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64760
64764
>>64758
"Thanks. I can't remember the last time I laughed out loud," she punches him playfully in the arm.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64761
64762
*contemplates assembling fluffpile for entire party, but feels biologically obligated to stay and watch over kids*
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64762
64765
>>64761
She could lead them to where the rest of the party is,....
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64763
64766
>>64759
"That sounds.... Bad. What do we need from Bogdanoff?"
1uaV9
?
No.64764
64766
[1d20 = 19]
>>64760
*Headlock*