>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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"Whooof, whish, swoop, whaff, swish, floooo" whisles as Thez exerts herself.
>>64357
Glowing, radiating with the power of Football, Trump swings and decimates every sequential foe. Vapors and whisps of opponent drift along him like dust, as his attacks render the zone safER
Glowing, radiating with the power of Football, Trump swings and decimates every sequential foe. Vapors and whisps of opponent drift along him like dust, as his attacks render the zone safER
Amidst the barrage, and in the absence of phantoms and phasms, the battlefield - that is, the tower - seems clear
>>64359
Don't get cocky
>>64359
Don't get cocky
[4d20 = 32]
>>64355
Tracy has no idea wtf is going on, but instinctively stabs whatever is ahead of her.
>>64355
Tracy has no idea wtf is going on, but instinctively stabs whatever is ahead of her.
"Uh so, we gonna attack them?"
>"Yes"
>"Yes"
As Stix readies his bow, as Tracy lunges forward with battle-lust (not my idea Xp), as Trump and Fae and Torcuil and Lenos and Kiyne gradually invade the ambient darkness, a sound issues throughout.
"Youoweusmoney!"
"ThsFUCKINGhuman!"
"ItISthatfuckinghumanISN'Tit!?"
"Thisisallyourfaultyouknpw?"
"Youoweusmoney!"
"ThsFUCKINGhuman!"
"ItISthatfuckinghumanISN'Tit!?"
"Thisisallyourfaultyouknpw?"
All the while, a whooshing sound resonates and echoes throughout
"I have no idea what I'm doing..." Tracy mumbles as she advances forward, clueless and nervous, but confident in her reflexes.
"Weweresupposedtobesidecharacters!"
"IrrelevantNPCs,"
"ButNO,thisfuckinghuman,"
"NOWLOOKATUS!"
As tje last of the whispering voices finishes, a single solitary figure seems to stand before the bulk of the party, amidst the main area of the tower.
"IrrelevantNPCs,"
"ButNO,thisfuckinghuman,"
"NOWLOOKATUS!"
As tje last of the whispering voices finishes, a single solitary figure seems to stand before the bulk of the party, amidst the main area of the tower.
>>64372
*stares awkwardly at figure as faggot tries to make heads or tails of the situation*
"... Eheheh.. Hello.."
*stares awkwardly at figure as faggot tries to make heads or tails of the situation*
"... Eheheh.. Hello.."
[4d20 = 61]
>>64373
Before Tracy, dangling from several different length chains, are several otherwise small figures smothered in black leather with a hint of blood throughout. Oh, one of them has their face exposed by hooks. They're all gnomish in height, and there seem to be four of them, who dash off with a chuckle as soon as they're observed
>dice
all 4
>>64373
Before Tracy, dangling from several different length chains, are several otherwise small figures smothered in black leather with a hint of blood throughout. Oh, one of them has their face exposed by hooks. They're all gnomish in height, and there seem to be four of them, who dash off with a chuckle as soon as they're observed
>dice
all 4
>>64372
>"Torc? Torc?! SNAP OUT OF IT"
Snek slaps Torc across the face
"-IT'S BULLSHIT, I DID NAWT... Oh, Hi Snek"
Torc then notices the strange figure
"Oh"
>"Torc? Torc?! SNAP OUT OF IT"
Snek slaps Torc across the face
"-IT'S BULLSHIT, I DID NAWT... Oh, Hi Snek"
Torc then notices the strange figure
"Oh"
"What the fuck..?" Is all Tracy can make out before an attack hits her
So we gonna fight now? Or are we gonna pretend that the creepy almost-gnomes are friends?
Everyone, roll for initiative.
Plz keep in mind visibility is magically minimal, and darkvision is currently negated
Everyone, roll for initiative.
Plz keep in mind visibility is magically minimal, and darkvision is currently negated
Damn, that's some high AF initiative rolls
Except Stix. Not ur fault, but dude
So naturally, Stix goes first. The party is beset on all sides by weird-creepy-vaporous wtfe's. Your move?
Now in dealing with creepy-weirds previously, Stix probably knows that the sanctity of the weapon/object/site determines the strength of the opponent, so aside from immdediate zombies he knows that undead want to eat and not get eaten. Thez and Snek to follow
[3d20 = 16]
>>64388
Umm... ok?
“We are surrounded!”
Stix shoots the closest... thing three times with his magic bow
9/9/4 modifiers
>>64388
Umm... ok?
“We are surrounded!”
Stix shoots the closest... thing three times with his magic bow
9/9/4 modifiers
I should also indicate that among the protagonists are 10 targets, in order:
1 Thez
2 Addy
3 Infernius/Stix
4Tracy/Torc
5 Trump
6 Stix
7 Lenos
8 Kiynen
The list is not time-specific, but its close.
>>64392
A rasping sound issues from the darkness, nothing else seeming relevant.
1 Thez
2 Addy
3 Infernius/Stix
4Tracy/Torc
5 Trump
6 Stix
7 Lenos
8 Kiynen
The list is not time-specific, but its close.
>>64392
A rasping sound issues from the darkness, nothing else seeming relevant.
So as something, evident only by a whirling sound for most of the party, yet obviously adversarial, begins to encroach, neither its strikes nor Addy's strikes are successful. Lucky dice on that too. Xp
@ancap
There's 2 above, one ahead, and one back and to the left. All have concealment
There's 2 above, one ahead, and one back and to the left. All have concealment
[1d20+11 = 30]
[1d20 = 12]
>>64397
Yes but that's not what I'm asking.
Fuck it.
Snek mlems a couple times to sight his target, then fires.
+11 is the shot, the one without modifiers is the mlem check.
[1d20 = 12]
>>64397
Yes but that's not what I'm asking.
Fuck it.
Snek mlems a couple times to sight his target, then fires.
+11 is the shot, the one without modifiers is the mlem check.
<blam> echoes throughout, as Snek cuts the silence and motion with the sound of a gat. A slow shuffling suggests that something collapsed(ed) followed by a low an reverberating REEEEEE
>>64400
Oh hey that actually worked
>"I've always wanted to shoot a gnome, you can help me cook him later"
"Fine, this one time"
Oh hey that actually worked
>"I've always wanted to shoot a gnome, you can help me cook him later"
"Fine, this one time"
[3d20 = 24]
[4d20 = 42]
>>64400
Trumpaladin swings at the one ahead, or at least, at the one nearest
"Get out of my tower!"
Add Divine might because like 5 or 4 uses remain today, so why not?
Fae lunges at a different one, perhaps one above if she can reach, and one to the back if she cannot.
[4d20 = 42]
>>64400
Trumpaladin swings at the one ahead, or at least, at the one nearest
"Get out of my tower!"
Add Divine might because like 5 or 4 uses remain today, so why not?
Fae lunges at a different one, perhaps one above if she can reach, and one to the back if she cannot.
[3d20 = 23]
Tracy makes a full round attack at the nearest creature with her chain.
Tracy makes a full round attack at the nearest creature with her chain.
[12d20 = 134]
>>64406
Ahem. Amidst the darkness, only one figure presents its self, which promptly gets skull-capped (thanks Snek). Otherwise, chains dart out from the darkness.
>>64406
Ahem. Amidst the darkness, only one figure presents its self, which promptly gets skull-capped (thanks Snek). Otherwise, chains dart out from the darkness.
Fae takes damage, Trump takes damage, and <whoof, strike, wrestle> Thez takes damage. Thez is engaged in a grapple.
Infernius and Stix have next move. Visibility is blocked, commotion is evident, and threats are immediate, though not visible.
>>64413
Infernius's vision sharpens, to determine that there are 4 humanoid shapes in the mix, one of which is excessively skinny. They seem to be attacking without direct physical involvement.
Stix?
Then Tracy/Torc
Trump
Lenos/Kiynen
Infernius's vision sharpens, to determine that there are 4 humanoid shapes in the mix, one of which is excessively skinny. They seem to be attacking without direct physical involvement.
Stix?
Then Tracy/Torc
Trump
Lenos/Kiynen
A ruby glint catches Infernius' eye as his spell takes shape, the form darting in a swirl of shadows and detritus.
[3d20 = 36]
Stix takes another three shots at the closest target.
Stix takes another three shots at the closest target.
[1d100 = 27]
>>64416
The first arrow flies off wildly but the second <thhhhunk> <SCREEEEEEE> seems to be effective, as is the third, except drawing less of a response.
>>64416
The first arrow flies off wildly but the second <thhhhunk> <SCREEEEEEE> seems to be effective, as is the third, except drawing less of a response.
A smallish pale figure darts from view as is struck by 2 of Stix' arrows. A low and gradual growl/hiss issues from the darkness.
>>64419
Never can a move be swapped for an attack, only vice verse and in lieu of no other attacks.
>>64419
Never can a move be swapped for an attack, only vice verse and in lieu of no other attacks.
[5d4+5 = 16]
>>64420
Well, I guess Torc can do something now.
He decides to fire some recreation Magic McMissiles trademark pending at the strange humanoid thing.
Rollin damage
>>64420
Well, I guess Torc can do something now.
He decides to fire some recreation Magic McMissiles trademark pending at the strange humanoid thing.
Rollin damage
>>64422
>1
While entertaining, wtf was that video
>2
If those hadn't had been d4's I would have given up
>1
While entertaining, wtf was that video
>2
If those hadn't had been d4's I would have given up
[1d20 = 7]
Tracy takes a move action to gain concealment with cloak dance, and a standard action to make an attack towards the creature that Torc just shot balls of light at.
Tracy takes a move action to gain concealment with cloak dance, and a standard action to make an attack towards the creature that Torc just shot balls of light at.
>>64424
Chicken attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
Tracy
Trump
Lenos
Kiynen
The opponents have large or complete concealment, excepting the one already hit
Chicken attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
Tracy
Trump
Lenos
Kiynen
The opponents have large or complete concealment, excepting the one already hit
>>64425
Tracy scores a glancing blow, causing minimal but not insignificant damage. The shadows reel with a hissing sound.
Tracy scores a glancing blow, causing minimal but not insignificant damage. The shadows reel with a hissing sound.
Trump, Lenos, and Kiynen
[3d20 = 36]
>>64427
Trumpaladin uses a quick action to draw out his blackberry, the one he gained from Cardishill, and tweeets out "Recreational McMissiles wand for sale," so as to be the first to make use of the mark "Recreational McMissile" in use and commerce, and so the senior user under trademark law
With his standard action, Trumpaladin casts Dispel Magic in the area of the creatures to end this damn darkness spell
Fae pounces the one that is already in the light
>>64427
Trumpaladin uses a quick action to draw out his blackberry, the one he gained from Cardishill, and tweeets out "Recreational McMissiles wand for sale," so as to be the first to make use of the mark "Recreational McMissile" in use and commerce, and so the senior user under trademark law
With his standard action, Trumpaladin casts Dispel Magic in the area of the creatures to end this damn darkness spell
Fae pounces the one that is already in the light
>>64431
>NO SERVICE
The dispel however is effective. For a 60' radius, the darkness vanishes. The ambient darkness begins to encroach, but for the time being, the area around Trump has standard (unobstructed) visibility.
>NO SERVICE
The dispel however is effective. For a 60' radius, the darkness vanishes. The ambient darkness begins to encroach, but for the time being, the area around Trump has standard (unobstructed) visibility.
[2d20 = 34]
[1d20 = 11]
Fae erswhile, charges after the visible one, in pounce-mode
[1d20 = 11]
Fae erswhile, charges after the visible one, in pounce-mode
>>64436
Despite Trump's satisfactory glance/gaze, Lenos and Kiynen both unleash a full-fury breath weapon behind the party. "We don't have time to play GAMES," Lenos insists, in demonically deep-voice, not familiar to the party.
Despite Trump's satisfactory glance/gaze, Lenos and Kiynen both unleash a full-fury breath weapon behind the party. "We don't have time to play GAMES," Lenos insists, in demonically deep-voice, not familiar to the party.
[4d20 = 63]
>>64440
"DIE. YOU. HOME INVADING BASTARDS!"
Slash Slash Slash Slash
I'm'a use divine might again for +8 damage per hit, even though the number of uses left in the day are depleting fast
>>64440
"DIE. YOU. HOME INVADING BASTARDS!"
Slash Slash Slash Slash
I'm'a use divine might again for +8 damage per hit, even though the number of uses left in the day are depleting fast
As the pseudo-matirix-flesh-stripped-but-still-stylish-gnomes continue to take assaults from the party, one of which - who looks oddly like Agent Smith, but who sounds like the leader of the gnomish trio,....- says in a groaning voice. "Jesus wept,....."
So, what happens next? I thought Lenos/Killy were next, but I'm not sure if that attack consumed their turn.
Okay, on review I kinda nossed the battle order. If anything, its definitely the gnomes and co's turn to attack, when we're all here
Well to start things off, let me take a moment to better describe the CeGnomebytes. None of this would come up in dialogue, so I'll just mention it for posterity.
During George Soros' conquering of the game world, he inevitably came across the gnomes. The Gnomes never work for free, which did not set well with Soros, and what's worse is that they are insanely autistic when it comes to operating, crafting, modifying, etc. magical devices.
... like the Tower.
So Soros turned them into something worse, where they would do his bidding. They still have their original personalities, except now they are in constant and lastingly excruciating pain. Also, they can't control their bodies. So when the Tower was abandoned, Soros set the newly-altered CGB's to commandeer the Tower, such that it could be used for his purposes. Of late, the entertron in particular had been used to allow interested clients from Comet Ping Pong to indulge snuff fantasies and then "fix" the individual who got snuffed. Fun facts.
But anyway, yes. The CGBs are all kinds of disturbingly mangled and contorted. They climb around/along the hanging chains unnaturally, not unlike a spider.
During George Soros' conquering of the game world, he inevitably came across the gnomes. The Gnomes never work for free, which did not set well with Soros, and what's worse is that they are insanely autistic when it comes to operating, crafting, modifying, etc. magical devices.
... like the Tower.
So Soros turned them into something worse, where they would do his bidding. They still have their original personalities, except now they are in constant and lastingly excruciating pain. Also, they can't control their bodies. So when the Tower was abandoned, Soros set the newly-altered CGB's to commandeer the Tower, such that it could be used for his purposes. Of late, the entertron in particular had been used to allow interested clients from Comet Ping Pong to indulge snuff fantasies and then "fix" the individual who got snuffed. Fun facts.
But anyway, yes. The CGBs are all kinds of disturbingly mangled and contorted. They climb around/along the hanging chains unnaturally, not unlike a spider.
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Whups. Left sage in the name space.
Of particular note in this case is that - in spite of my drunken GMing last night - none of the CGBs are in range, they're all somewhere along the chains. All dealt damage still applies, but its not going to be as simple as just doing full round attacks.
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