>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
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>>65075>him[grumbling intensifies]
"Okay.. let's hop to and get this battle over with."
*scans hellscape*
".. Hmmm not as bad as I figured.."
The building standing before is wrought of molded obsidan-steel (you've heard of glass steel?) spiralling around the base of what appears to be a short mountain. All across the mountainside are lights, flickering on and off, moving this way amd that.
>>65078*checks the fountain for coins*
>>65078Torcuil and Snek try tonprepare for what ever is about to come
>>65079Rupees are fine too though...
>>65083Whatever they make wishes with around here.
>>65073>>65075Tracy's birbs are invincible.
They had us leave without them so they could unleash their
full power.
Well aside from GM being a faggot (I did warn in the OP), who all is joining the "Stealth" group, and who is staying behind to (essentially) wait on the 'elevator'?
[1d20-9 = -9]
Rolling to move silently into the Stealth group
>>65086We're there any coins in the fountain?
>>65092Are you serious about this?
[1d20+10 = 17]>>65093Snek hides before the Paladin and Rogue fight to the death
Torc wishes he could
>>65088Tracy stops and turns with a dreary look on her face
"..Flashy...."
>>65097*stares*
She doesn't say anything, but he can clearly sense that she strongly advises against coming*
>>65098*stares right back at her*
[1d20+7 = 24]>>65099"Now kiss"
Snek shoves Trump at Tracy
>>65101"You're seriously going to try and sneak around? In all that?" Thez asks incredulously.
>>65104Trumpaladin turns to her, a clanking sound made as he moves his torso
>>65105"The fewer people we have sneaking in, the greater the likelihood we go undetected. I'm not saying don't, but Tracy and Stix could probably manage."
>>65106"Not to mention that aura.." Tracy says
>>65106"Fine"
Trumpaladin crosses his arms to more metalic clanging
>>65107"He has an aura?" Thez asks obliviously.
A>"You didn't notice? Its all shiny!"
"Are you comfortable with that Tracy, or does anyone else want to go?"
A> "I wanna go!"
"You are staying here with us!"
A> "Fine,...."
>>65111>comfortable[dry laughter]
"That'll do..." Tracy says, turning to move forward.
>>65111“You need me to go scout out the place as well?”
>>65111"Why would she not scout ahead? She is one of the few to have the talent, and if she needs babysitting, there are none better over here"
>>65113Tracy seems vaguely uncertain (she hasn't actually known Stix for that long), but doesn't protest
"You just keep your eyes open to see if any guards come by, while I focus on what I need to do."
>>65112Thez smirks at how easy it is to goad Tracy into motion. She sets off along an apparent road of sorts toward what looks like at times is a main gate, but for the moment looks like a wall made out of obsidian stalagmites impossibly close together, which reach up a good 50' or more. Addy follows close behind, as does Kiynen in lady form.
Snek decides fuck Torc's orders, he's a strong independent snake and joins the stealth party.
After only a few feet, Tracy slips into nothingness. Its a place that she goes sometimes where feelings are displaced, there's only sensation and response and an underlying urge to stab. To the untrained observer she simply vanishes mid-stride.
>>65113Roll a stealth check with modifier (skill and dex)
>>65117"Does he know that when he moves more than 100 feet away he reverts to staff form?"
>>65119How would Brad know that?
>>65119Ordinarily, I'd agree, but I'll allow it for dynamic.
As Snek speeds off, Lenos mutters a few words and pats him on the departing tail, and Snek likewise becomes apparently invisible.
>>65121Nope, that was perfect
>>65120Because we talked about it. Also, you can't hide in plain sight. That's a level 17 Ranger power. Not a level 13 rogue power
>>65123She's not hiding, she's sneaking.
>>65123There's sufficient debris to blend in with. So Tracy and co speed off toward the edge of the wall, while everyone else(?) ventures toward the gate.
>>65125Torc is, understandably, a bit shocked at his 30 foot long snake just disappearing.
"They never listen"
He then proceeds to just sit and wait for the scouting party to return.
>>65128Stealth group arrives at the wall. It's an impressive structure, seemingly feet thick at the base given the shape of the spires that form it. No apparent weaknesses present themselves as they begin to examine the area. As they're investigating, a sloshing sound coupled with motion occurs further on.
>>65131After a few moments, the sound occurs again. As Tracy lingers, a foul odor greets her from that direction.
[1d20 = 3]>>65132Can Snek make a scent check on that?
This'll be my roll if yes, you can ignore if the answer is no.
>>65132"Something's there." Tracy whispers
Tracy switches her cane to sword form and prepares to stab literally anything she encounters.
She takes a move action to determine the location of scent, particularly if it's moving towards them or away.
>>65133Oh, its hard to mistake the smell of offal. As they approach to inspect, it appears to be a waste disposal chute, about 3' in diameter. Its been stuck through the wall at an angle. The wall continues past it.
>>65136The sort of foulness that denizens of hell would produce
>>65135Snek is about to say there's nothing to worry about when something dawns on him.
His translator is gone...
>>65136I'd have to take a risky guess and say guts.
>>65136Like "melt your bones off" kind of waste, "can't approach without vomiting" kind of waste or "damn gurl, this shit is nasty!" kind of sewage?
>>65139Like, exposure could result in status ailment sickened
>>65138He can roll bluff for innuendo, if he's good at pantomiming.
>>65140I'll leave that way in as a last resort..
>>65135Tracy's eyes linger on the sewage tube for a moment, before continuing forward
"Old habit die hard.." she mumbles, before she ushers the others to follow her slowly
>>65142Follows Tracy slowly and stealthily
>>65138Lenos is with them......ofcourse i wouldnt ve to trusting with him translating accuretly
>>65141>bluffThis. Luckily Snek has a good Int modifier
>>65144Nah, Lenos stayed behind cuz you hadn't posted. He gave Snek Improved Invisibility as he was leaving though.
>>65147And that's another problem, the others can't see him
>>65148Just barely about what you'd get from an empathetic link: vague feelings or intentions
>"What's that boy? Little Johnny fell down the well?">[hissing sounds] >>65149Well, it occurs to Snek that he could easily fit through the waste pipe, and filth doesn't really bother him. If he wants, he has the option to make his way down the tube while Tracy and Stix continue on.
>>65151Well, this situation can't get any worse so why not
>"Geronimo"Stix and Tracy hear faint hissing
>>65153Tracy's ears perk towards the pipe suspiciously, but she dismisses it as gas escaping the pipe.
>>65150Kek
>>65154Just some hot air as Torc would say
[2d20 = 13]>>65153Snek dives in, in complete disregard of all the,... well you don't wanna know. He glides along quickly, without any obstruction.
Meanwhile Tracy and Stix continue along the wall.
>>65156Tracy's hair stands on end.
>>65158*freezes again*
"fuk" she whispers with half a breath
>>65159Stix stops dead in his tracks, trying to get a signal of what’s wrong from Tracy
>>65143Is Stix likewise freezing?
[1d20+20 = 29]>>65160Tracy doesn't say anything, but her ears swivel left and right like little satellite dishes
(I know, I use that image a lot)She looks around for what made her timgle
Search check
>>65159>>65160As they both freeze in place, a gust of air cracks in the wall immediately adjacent. Unnatural breaks appear along the wall, and a portion of the wall opens up. Imagine that the top 3' of a 6' section folded inward toward the ceiling, and the bottom 3' folded toward the floor.
Now imagine that on the other side of this sudden opening were about 20 flesh-bag looking things, carrying trashbags.
>>65161Yes, waiting for a signal from Tracy
>20
fuck
Like, right in front of them?
The fleshbags greeble and glorp in some form of language to one another. For a moment the fleshbags seem intent on glarbling about Duck Dynasty, whatever that is.
>>65166Roll a fortitude check, Stix too
Passing magnificently, both Tracy and Stix have the presence of mind to stay still while the flesblobs umber past with their loads. For a moment, what appears to be an elevator or sorts, designed for large capacity, sits empty.
>>65170Tracy stares at the fleshy things for a second or two before turning to the elevator
"I guess this is our stop.." she says, unsure
*steps into elevator-thing*
>>65162You can tell a lot about a person by what's in their garbage.
>>65171I guess Stix goes in the elevator too.
>>65174He gets on the elevator just as the flesh-bags amble their way back toward the elevator at Tracy and himself. Wut do?
>>65175Pushes the close door button
“What are we even doing in here? Where do we go from here?”