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Ebil Nuts
Anonymous
3ZTGM
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No.64148
64150
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
1121 replies and 26 files omitted.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64562
>>64560
"Me will miss him too tracy."
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64563
64565
>>64560
"I'm sorry little pony"
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64564
>>64559
Huh, well now I actually know what turning is
"So are we gonna investigate that noise without killing any sorcerers first?"
>"Weakling"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64565
64568
I was going to tie him up and throw him in the bag.
>>64563
"... I didn't even get to say hello..."
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64566
64569
>>64561
Cause I bluffed Trump so he wouldn't kill me, then Stix decided to attack too.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64567
64573
Thez departs for the rooms, intent on locating her device
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64568
64574
>>64565
"And I never got to say goodbye to so many of my people. I hope you see why we must go back"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64569
64575
>>64566
Why did Stix attack?
Anonymous
DA3qY
?
No.64570
64572
*lenos heads for the control room to get the tower opperating right*
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64572
64576
>>64570
He's already pretty much there, the gnome fight was on the stairs leading to the controls.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64573
>>64567
"Hey, let me come!"
Torc runs after Thez
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64574
>>64568
Tracy just sits there brooding, not at all feeling better.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64575
>>64569
I want to kill someone too...
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64576
64580
>>64572
"Hey addy how are you? Are you ok?"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64577
Fae grabs stix, and Trumpaladin calls her, Warping the two through dimensions and to Trumpaladin's side
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64578
64580 64581
Tracy marches off to the lower parts of the tower in fumes, deciding it's better to check the area for any other potential enemies or friends...
Anonymous
DA3qY
?
No.64579
With the force cage now being empty lenos dismisses it
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64580
64582 64583
>>64576
A>"Sure! This is the first time I've been anywhere!" she says spinning in a circle.
Thez emerges a few moments later, bearing a strange small stone archway covered in runes.
>>64578
Tracy, as she's wandering, can hear voices in argument coming from below, in the direction of the Entertron.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64581
>>64578
She heads down towards the forge, checking the rooms on her way there, still carrying her little bag of bones.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64582
64584
>>64580
"Come here"
*casts cats grace on addy*
rjnHI
?
No.64583
64584
[1d20+25 = 35]
>>64580
Tracy sneaks towards the noise, still angry, but focused.
Rolling to Sneak.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64584
64585 64586
media_spotlight58.jpg
>>64582
A>"Neat!" Addy hides and then appears and then hides again.
>>64583
As she enters the medical area, Tracy sees two humans, one really slender and one rather fat. There's a number of dull-faced children standing around.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64585
64588
>>64584
Trumpaladin will climb up to the mini mall, since thez mentioned something about a teleporter in that area a long time ago
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64586
>>64584
"Oh, just what I needed.." Tracy says gritting her teeth, her bag of bones clenched in her claws.
Tracy decides to listen for a few seconds to see what the argument is about before painting the walls red.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64587
Torc and Snek wander around, hoping to stumble upon something important
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64588
64594
>>64585
Thez has already acquired that, and I think you mean "head down" to the mall. As he heads that way, he hears the same argument, and sees Tracy further on, clearly in sneak mode. She casts him a discouraging glare.


Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64589
64590
Holy shit, it took all my self restraint not to kill those freaks on sight.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64590
64591 64595
>>64589
"Hi Tracy! Sorry about the bone thing"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64591
64594
>>64590
*air temperature noticeably drops , as cold wind rushes from across the room*
>"Turn around. I'm busy"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64593
>>64592
>"Stuff." she beams, since the emp link doesn't allow for specificity
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64594
>>64588
Trumpaladin advances forward

>>64591
>"suit yourself"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64595
64596 64597 64598
>>64590
The argument in the next room stops suddenly. A few whispers issue from, but the individuals in question seem to have been alerted to your presence.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64596
>>64595
Dammit!
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64597
>>64595
Did she hear anything?
Seeing cover has been blown, Tracy readies her crossbow to snipe one of the faggots before they're alerted of her presence.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64598
64599 64600
>>64595
"Hello. May I ask what you are doing in my tower?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64599
>>64598
Oh come on.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64600
64601 64602 64604
>>64598
"Yooouuuuuurrrrr?" The skinny one says. The larger one smacks his lips, his eyes darting to the children.

Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64601
64606
>>64600
I walk over to the door way.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64602
64603
>>64600
"Nevermind. Who are you?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64603
64606 64608
>>64602
The two exchange glances, sizing Trump up. "What an odd question. You CLEARLY don't belong here!" Their bodies distort into more crazy tentacle monsters.
rjnHI
?
No.64604
64605 64606 64607
[1d20+21 = 22]
>>64600
Tracy pegs him in the head from concealment with her crossbow, really out of frustration more than anything else.

Then she leaves.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64605
>>64604
"REEEEEEE!!!"
Tracy lets out a shriek, blowing her own cover
"Just fuck my luck today!"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64606
64607 64608
>>64603
"GAH!!!!"

>>64601
"INFERNIUS! Thank God, Elway, Hitler and the Allied War Council you are here!"

>>64604
You have flanking. Stahp
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64607
64609
>>64604
>>64606
I didn't mean to include the part where she leaves.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64608
64609
>>64606
>>64603
"What in hitler name is voing on over here?"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64609
64611 64613
>>64608
"These Two men don't know who I am!

Also they just turned into anime porn monsters"

>>64607
>"Good Pony. Stay here"
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64610
"Uh where did everyone go?"
>"You have no self-awareness, do you?"
"Nope"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64611
64612
>>64609
Tracy trots off, trailing specks of blood.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64612
64615
>>64611
[unintelligible grumbles about being the worst week (15 years) since the season 2 finale]
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64613
>>64609
"Son of bitch! Uh burn them!"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64614
64616 64617
Okay to be honest I just threw the Podesta's in there for some blatant murder. Its not supposed to be a fight, just a general beat-down and later torture like Alefantis. So yes, hurry up and dispose of them.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64615
>>64612
Tracy heads down to the forge, going about her business checking the rooms on the way.
eLfii
?
No.64616
[4d20 = 48]
>>64614
Slashes!
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64617
64618 64622
>>64614
Into the sack they go
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64618
64619
>>64617
That's a big fucking sack dude...
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64619
64620 64621
>>64618
Sack of later rape
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64620
>>64619
This made me kek
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64621
>>64619
Just don't let it weigh you down.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64622
64632
>>64617
"That's... just.... Why do you want to keep that?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64623
64624 64626
Alright. The tower is now - as Tracy is determining - clear of any further intruders, threats, etc.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64624
64625
>>64623
How's the forge and the rest of the place look? Did they touch all of our stuff?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64625
64627
>>64624
The place is ransacked
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64626
>>64623
Detect Evil doesn't work on Thez any more right? Find Thez
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64627
>>64625
*seething intensifies*
Tracy paces around the tower for a bit, trying to blow off some steam.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64628
64630
Back on the dais, Thez is inspecting her doorway-looking device, while Addy climbs along the chains.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64629
64631 64632
I'm gonna be honest, I have no fucking idea what the hell Torc is doing at this point.
First he was supposed to be following Thez, then I think he's wandering around but I haven't heard shit.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64630
64633 64636
>>64628
Probably only after wandering around the tower yelling "THEZ!" for ten minutes, Trumpaladin walks upon Thez

"Hello, you say you have a gateway to hell in here?

Before we go, should we rest or craft anything for the new pony adventurer?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64631
64641
>>64629
He would be still afaik. There's nothing else going on in the tower outside player actions. The library is torn apart, the mess area is,... a mess. The whole place looks like it got raided by the DEA. Thez is trying to figure out how to make the device work, and failing miserably.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64632
64634 64635
>>64629
"Hey wanna torture some child rapists?"
>>64622
"To keep jews that hurt kids in"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64633
64635 64640
>>64630
"The forge is a wreck. No crafting tonight!" Tracy shouts from across the tower
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64634
64638
>>64632
"COUNT ME IN"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64635
64637 64642
1289717__safe_artist-colon-pencils_edit_princess celestia_oc_oc-colon-padlock_choker_clerical robes_comic_comic-colon-anon's pie adventure_cropped_di (3).png
>>64632
"Can't you like flush it down a toliet? It already smells bad and is going to smell worse"

>>64633
"Awww. Maybe just a teeny little bit of crafting?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64636
64639 64644
>>64630
"Yeah, this thing. Its supposed to be a direct portal for objects of mundane size." Remember that time she called in a favor? "But I don't know how to make it work when the other side isn't active."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64637
64639
>>64635
"When you learn to create tools out of thin air!" Echoes the voice
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64638
64644
>>64634
"Ok you get second crack"
*slams bag against wall*
*opens bag and pours them on the floor*
"Take your pick"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64639
64645
>>64636
"Uh, were you getting a favor from a friend in the Abyss?"

>>64637
"Well I was asking Thez"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64640
64643
>>64633
There is one thing of note however. That mace that was soaking in blood,....
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64641
64670
>>64631
After sulking across the tower for a few minutes, Tracy puts on a presentable-face and busies herself wiping the blood off of those expressionless kids.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64642
64645
>>64635
"No sorry me need it, but me will wash it in river later."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64643
64649
>>64640
*faggot ears perk*
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64644
64651
>>64636
"I CAN TRY CALLING IN A FAVOR THEZ, JUST GIVE ME A MOMENT"
>>64638
Torc picks the runt of the litter and-
(USER'S POST WAS CENSORED FOR CONTAINING GRUESOME SHIT)
Torc then realizes he's gonna need a new outfit...
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64645
64651 64654
>>64639
"No, I was getting it from my brother, in hell," she says frustrated. "But that's not gonna happen. Fug. FUG!"
>>64642
>"I need your help"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64646
64647 64648 64651 64654
pali
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64647
>>64646
din
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64648
64650
>>64646
Checking those sweet digits
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64649
>>64643
It was only soaking for 53 times the recommended duration...
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64650
64652
>>64648
Now the mace is still in the vat, but the vat is empty except for some drops of dried blood stained to the side. The mace its self has taken on a matte blood hue and appearance, and there's something,... off about it.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64651
64653
>>64646
Checked
>>64645
">with what?"
>>64644
"Torc you have ice pick me feel like lobotomizing this one."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64652
64661
1395628781933.jpg
>>64650
Tracy reaches out to grab it, because why wouldn't she?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64653
64655 64664
>>64651
>"I can't get this damn... stupid... thing... to work...."
Infernius gets the impression she's hitting the thing.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64654
64656
>>64646
Nice digits friend
>>64645
"HOLD ON THEZ"
Torc then hands a small piece of paper, containing a note to Death on it, to the dying kike at his feet
"Do something useful for once, and deliver this to the Grim Reaper for me."
Torc then walks towards the area where Thez and Trump are
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64655
>>64653
">Uh ok me dont know if me will be much help. But me on the way."
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64656
64657
>>64654
*puts living kiddie diddler in the sack of later raping*
"Hey come on, thez need help."
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64657
64658
>>64656
"No no no, he needs to die. I wanna see if I can get notes to Death like that"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64658
64659
>>64657
"Fine just make it painful."
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64659
64660
>>64658
"K"
>Point blank shot to the forehead
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64660
64663
>>64659
Nice try, but Death only collects souls that need to be weighed and balanced. Those lot are pretty much set.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64661
64662 64665
>>64652
*poke poke*
Tracy knows nothing about magick items. Muind she made this one because it was the only one in the catalog that doesn't require spells.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64662
>>64661
"It should be done by now... Fuck, I forgot what it's supposed to do.."
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64663
>>64660
SHIT