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Ebil Nuts
Anonymous
3ZTGM
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No.64148
64150
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
1121 replies and 26 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65294
*loads pockets with bits of Bog's expensive decorations and antiquities*
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65295
65296 65299
So where we last left off, the party is still standing before a great and massive door that leads into the Bogdanoff house, which has supremacy over all the noble houses of Hell. There are no things for Tracy to steal by the way. Several buffs have been passed around (I'm gonna need a complete listing btw, though everyone has Cloak of Chaos re: Addy)
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65296
65297
>>65295
What's the architecture look like? A style in mind?
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65297
65298 65300
>>65296
Bleak. Absence of resources. In fact, about the least-hospitable structure you can ever think to have observed.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65298
>>65297
Just from the outside, or do devils have no sense of taste?
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65299
>>65295
"This looks festive"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65300
>>65297
"Hmmm.. I expected something fancier.." Tracy says, with a disappointed tone
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65301
65302 65303 65304 65306
"We haven't gotten inside. I'm sure it will be plenty extravagant," Thez says, walking toward the side of the door, from which she knocks 3 times, slowly and distinctively.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65302
>>65301
*watches intently*
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65303
>>65301
*points sword towards the door*
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65304
>>65301
"Is this the part where we start killing?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65305
65308
With a sound something like a hiss and a gasp, the massive gate (which is only one door, rather than being a double-door, for some reason) sucks inward, and then slowly retreats along the hinges. From the inside, the party is greeted with a dazzling array of refracted light and brightness. The whole interior is a-glow, and its resplendence is intense and jarring.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65306
65307
>>65301
"Where does he keep his army?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65307
65309 65318
>>65306
"Not in his house certainly. Ordinarily it would be strewn across the plains of Gehenna, but who knows now that he's working with demons," she spits out.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65308
>>65305
"~Ooooooooooooh!"
>wingding eyes
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65309
65310
>>65307
"Uh do demons and devils have anything they weak against?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65310
65311
>>65309
"Silver, holy shit,... not much else to be honest."
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65311
65314
>>65310
"Uh, anything they are strong against?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65312
65315
The interior of the facility looks like an endless hallway, refined to the last degree with all manner of resplendence (gilt, precious stones, royalty beyond imagination. As Tracy (cuz I know she's thinking it) none of it is remove-able. In fact, she finds that everything not nailed down is in fact nailed down in a sense. The whole area has some type of provision preventing thievery (cuz they absolutely don't get thieves in hell,....)
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65313
"If they have organs, I can kill 'em." Tracy says
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65314
65316 65317
>>65311
"Some of 'em look like bugs. Don't use fire against those ones. Also, most of them have some protection against fire, so that's really not a solid choice."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65315
>>65312
[grumbles about not having the time to hack shit off of the ground]
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65316
65320
>>65314
"How do they feel about electricity?"
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65317
>>65314
"Noted, don't use fire"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65318
65319 65320
>>65307
"Aren't demon's generally opposed to infernals?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65319
>>65318
"They sound like the kind of guys who are opposed to everything..."
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65320
65321
>>65318
"Is any of this ordinary?"
>>65316
"Some are less susceptible, but I don't know of any that are immune."
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65321
65324
>>65320
"Cold?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65322
65323 65325 65326
With a quick glance around the area, as well as inside, Thez strides boldly into the building. It looks reminiscent of the scene in LOTR before the Balrog attacks, except everything is shiny and gilt. There's an endless array of hallways branching off in every direction, none of which are marked in any way.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65323
>>65322
Tracy follows suit, keeping her senses sharp.
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65324
65326
>>65321
"Same as electricity, which is odd considering some devils specialize in ice, but are immune to fire." o_O
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65325
>>65322
*moves with the group*
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65326
>>65322
"Hey wait for me"
>>65324
"That's pretty fucking strange"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65327
65330
>energyplebs
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65328
65329 65330
As the party moves forward into the building, a few fleshbags in the area gasp and hide in various areas as available. A sound of whispering emanates from throughout.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65329
>>65328
*tries to act cocky*
>is actually nervous
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65330
65334
>>65327
Tracy's energy is knife
>>65328
Torc is nervous
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65331
65333 65336
A posh phantasm that looks vaguely reminiscent of Squidward from Avengers movie coalesces in front of Thez, and thereby the party.
"Commoner! What business have you in the Grand house of Bogdanoff?!"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65332
"In fact, how did you even get into the building?"
T>"We came in the front gate. It was open, and seemed welcoming," Thez says with a sneer.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65333
65335 65339
>>65331
*spits at spook*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65334
65336
>>65330
Good point.
*charges knife-energy*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65335
>>65333
Checked
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65336
65337
>>65331
>realizes the outside isn't a vacuum so Torc can't do that thing
>>65334
Daily stupid ideas: Take one level in soulknife to literally have knife energy
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65337
65338 65342
>>65336
I would've been that, but Tracy already has physical knives as part of her character. They're currently well-oiled.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.65338
bd5.jpg
>>65337

Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65339
65340 65342
>>65333
Nice trips.
"I see you lot are of a more contemptible variety. What claim do you have to present yourself in this house. Answer quickly, I have no time or patience for,... lower-classed."
Thez sneers again. "I claim right to challenge the master of the house."
To this, the phantasm disappears with a gasp.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65340
>>65339
"Ha faggot get rekt!"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65341
65344
The phantasm reappears momentarily. "Preposterous! All who have right of claim are present in the throne room. There are none others who have this right!"
"As principle of the house of Thez, I challenge the master of Baatorr."
"The house of,... who did you say?"

Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65342
65343
>>65337
Like I said, daily stoopid idea
>>65339
"Thez, why did the clarinet player disappear?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65343
65346 65349
Thez looks sidelong at Kiynen, and gives a slight nod.
In response, Kiynen douses the phantasm in acid.
>>65342
"Because what we're doing is unprecedented. Ordinarily, challengers don't walk in the front gate. To be honest, only a fool would do that. Except, that's our only option."
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65344
65345
>>65341
"She said house of THEZ you cock sucking faggot"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65345
The clarinet player dissolves rapidly, in a fit of "No u!".
>>65344
"Don't mind him, he's inconsequential. Besides, I'm sure the message was received."
And indeed it was.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65346
65347 65348 65352
>>65343
"Good thing none of us where smart enough to run away from this"
Except Snek, the fucking asshole
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65347
>>65346
kek
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65348
65351
>>65346
"He gets flayed later"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65349
65350
>>65343
Whispering to Thez
"Didn't these people manage to take down all other rivals?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65350
>>65349
*firmly grasps leg*
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65351
>>65348
"Who gets flayed?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65352
65354 65356 65357
>>65346
Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about Snek.
The scene begins to distort and spin around the party, almost dizzyingly. As the apparent surroundings begin to blur with eachother, a resounding (and curiously familiar) <CRACK> resounds.

Suddenly, the party finds themselves standing in a very large and open area, spacious almost like a Football field, except marble floors and wicked finery. At one end is a ziggurat, upon which sits the most massive infernal that has ever been seen (even considering Soros). This creatures bears two heads, both with monstrous chins. A low rumbling, vaguely reminiscent of a chuckle, resonates throughout the chamber. Along the walls (which are impossibly far away, as though this 'room' is a dimension in its self) are all manner of diabolical and abyssal creatures (more the former than the latter) all whispering amongst themselves in hushed tones.
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65353
"You're uglier than the last time I saw you. Where's your brother?" Thez announces challengingly.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65354
>>65352
Oh I know you haven't forgotten him.

"Is this a basketball court?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65355
65356
*leg-grasping intensifies*
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65356
>>65352
>almost like a Football Field
"Anyone else ready to play?"

>>65355
*pets*
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65357
>>65352
*fills mind with thought of hitler and gassing bogs*
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65358
65359 65361 65362
The massive Bog-creature smirks from both its mouths. Wordlessly, it booms from the rafters.
WELCOME TO MY HOUSE, PRINCIPLE OF,... THEZ? PLEASED I AM THAT THE RUMORS OF YOUR DEMISE WERE UNFOUNDED. BY ALL INDICATION THERE WERE NONE LEFT, EXCEPT PERHAPS AN INSIGNIFICANT FLEA.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65359
>>65358
"Me gonna laugh when thez gasses you faggots"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65361
65368
>>65358
"Have you heard the Word of Football, good sir?"
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65362
65368
>>65358
"Pssst, Thez. Is this who we're supposed to kill?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65363
Tracy just draws-out her knives an hunkers down for the oncoming blood-orgy.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65364
Trumpaladin pulls out a cheap necklace, the sort which you attach dog tags to, places the the Ring of Protection on it, and then hangs it around Fae's Neck
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65365
65366
Torc decides finally try his ear cuff of blinking, and also activates his shield.
At a glance he looks very confident, but those really focusing on him will notice a bit of fear.
eLfii
?
No.65366
65367
[4d2 = 7]
[4d20 = 40]
>>65365
Testing poking
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65367
>>65366
Wouldn't you roll d%?

"Oww, you fucking cunt"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65368
65370 65371
>>65361
>ignored
not discouraging, in fact do it
"A flea, perhaps. But this flea has ebola. Get off that throne," Thez says menacingly.
>>65362
"He's mine. The rest are yours."

Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.65369
65373
Are Adeline and Ponimaru visible?
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65370
65372
>>65368
"Okay, good luck"
Torc then trys to figure out where 'the rest' are
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65371
>>65368
"Hitler will BTFO you. You fucking cunt face!"
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.65372
65373
>>65370
Literally all around us.
It's a kill-circle.
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65373
65375 65376
>>65369
Adeline is hanging back in formation. Ponimaru hasn't been seen since his first appearance.
>>65372
Yeah, kinda

Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65374
I chop some guys in half.
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.65375
65377
>>65373
Are there enemies behind the formation?
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65376
>>65373
Is it initiative time?
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65377
>>65375
None immediately. There's a wide berth between the group (formation) and the surrounding.
Sneering menacingly, Igritchkora looks to a pedestal on his right, on which a sphere rests. The sphere levitates off the pedestal.
YOU ARE A FOOL. HOWEVER, YOUR RIGHT TO BE A FOOL IS UNDENIABLE
Igritchkora begins to stand, beams and wafts of energy sucking into the throne as he does so. Upon standing upright from the throne, the Bog appears to be an ordinary man in a neat suit, except with two heads.
"WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS" he intones, this more verbally than previous.
"No weapons, no items, no equipment of any kind."
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65378
65379 65380
"YOUR WAGER?"
"Your head on a pike."
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65379
65385
>>65378
"Well uh, this is interesting"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65380
>>65378
"Kick his ass thez!"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65381
65382
*readies blades*
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65382
65385
>>65381
>Torc continues to blink through existence
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65383
"YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR CHANCE." he says, standing before the throne. "DO NOT REGRET THIS CHOICE," he says with a smirk.

Thez adopts a fighting stance, casting Shield on herself as she does so. Bog casts Unholy Aura.
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65384
65386 65387 65391
Casting a sidelong glance at the party, Thez whispers. "Thank you, all of you. When everything happened, I lost all hope. I won't lose.'
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65385
65387
>>65382
*Takes a full-round action to gain concealment with cloak*
>>65379
"Pssst! Neet, make my sword invisible."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65386
>>65384
*Salutes*
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65387
65389
>>65385
Suddenly, a small, thin beam shoots from Torc's finger.
Tracy's knife gains the mythical powers of John Cena and lets out a whisper of "You can't see me"
>>65384
"Good luck Thez"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65388
65390 65392 65393
And with that, the battle between Thez and Bog begins. And as it does so, some chatter comes from the periphery. None if it is expressly directed at the party, but much of it seems to relate. Comments of "I want that one," and "I have dibs on the shiny motherfucker," start to echo and resound from the surrounding masses.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65389
>>65387
"Thanks, neet."
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65390
>>65388
"ELWAY HAS DIBS ON ALL OF YOUR ASSES!"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65391
thez.png
>>65384
"You can do it!"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65392
tracy__i_think_thats_the_name__by_luckysmores-d5hk6fk-1.png
>>65388
*Stretches lewdly*
[Cocky pony noises]
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65393
>>65388
"Me never skull fuck a devil before,should be fun!"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65394
65395 65396 65398
So, we have two dragons (are they in dragon form? I don't think so so far), a shiny paladin, a murder hoers, a skinny guy, a dirty hoers, a pissy dragonne, a bull,... am I forgetting anyone? Cuz 'they're' pulling lots to see who gets to eat you first.