Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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The below-deck is the 'captain's quarters', except converted into a bunk area for several dozen. The below-deck is about 1000sq ft with a loading bay in the front, with a transparent (and removable) membrane keeping wind and elements out of the below-deck. In the middle is the kitchen, which has a small chute connecting the kitchen to the bar area. Also, there's a jaccuzi toward the back.
>>42963
Nothing structural or significant, just enough for the party to go "Oh hey, these cannons seem to be able to do damage to that glass-shit."
Nothing structural or significant, just enough for the party to go "Oh hey, these cannons seem to be able to do damage to that glass-shit."
When you cast Gate, is there a chance of creatures slipping through from the other side without you wanting them to?
>>42964
What kind of ammo are they firing?
>>42964
What kind of ammo are they firing?
>>42965
If not properly warded or guarded (magic circles n shit) yes, they can.
>ammo
Large bullets, rather than cannonballs.
If not properly warded or guarded (magic circles n shit) yes, they can.
>ammo
Large bullets, rather than cannonballs.
>>42966
>Large bullets
Interesting.
How much ammunition is left in stock? Do they have any spare powder?
>Large bullets
Interesting.
How much ammunition is left in stock? Do they have any spare powder?
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>>42966
>Large bullets
Can I get a compare and contrast of these cannons versus the ones on the Jolly Cunt?
>Large bullets
Can I get a compare and contrast of these cannons versus the ones on the Jolly Cunt?
>>42969
>entirely mechanical
So, is there a Use Magick Device DC for anything else on the ship?
I can't remember how many ranks I put into Tracy's skill, but I think I maxed it out because I wanted her to be able to use scrolls.
>entirely mechanical
So, is there a Use Magick Device DC for anything else on the ship?
I can't remember how many ranks I put into Tracy's skill, but I think I maxed it out because I wanted her to be able to use scrolls.
>>42970
Nope. By the looks of things, this wasn't a raiding party, this was just a 'party' on the 'yacht' where the assembled got wasted and decided to fuck with that new bunch they kept hearing about.
Nope. By the looks of things, this wasn't a raiding party, this was just a 'party' on the 'yacht' where the assembled got wasted and decided to fuck with that new bunch they kept hearing about.
[1d20+10 = 25]
>>42970
I can't find the sheet atm, but I'll just say she put 10 ranks into it for the sakje of using her Detect Magick wand right now.
Rolling to use Wand to check what parts of the ship are magical and/or warded, for the sake of clarity.
>>42970
I can't find the sheet atm, but I'll just say she put 10 ranks into it for the sakje of using her Detect Magick wand right now.
Rolling to use Wand to check what parts of the ship are magical and/or warded, for the sake of clarity.
>>42971
"ThismotherfuckerheremistakingCardishoreworkmanshipwithvastlysuperiorGnomishdesignpainstakinglyandexactinglycraftedbyadozenorsognomesworkingseamlessly,anddon'tthinkforamomentthatgnomestendtogetalongcuztheyDON'TbutstilltheyputtheirdifferencesasidetocraftthismrvelouscraftandthisguysaysCardishore.Ofallthe,...."
"ThismotherfuckerheremistakingCardishoreworkmanshipwithvastlysuperiorGnomishdesignpainstakinglyandexactinglycraftedbyadozenorsognomesworkingseamlessly,anddon'tthinkforamomentthatgnomestendtogetalongcuztheyDON'TbutstilltheyputtheirdifferencesasidetocraftthismrvelouscraftandthisguysaysCardishore.Ofallthe,...."
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>>42974
There's no traps, and the magic of the ship is largely centered around and emanating from the Flying Stone. There are traces running through the ship, but relating to some other function of the ship and not producing any effects.
>>42976
Not just a bunch of assholes, but yes. Don't worry though, a few got away to provide intel.
There's no traps, and the magic of the ship is largely centered around and emanating from the Flying Stone. There are traces running through the ship, but relating to some other function of the ship and not producing any effects.
>>42976
Not just a bunch of assholes, but yes. Don't worry though, a few got away to provide intel.
>>42975
If you fail your Use Magick Device DC when using a scroll spell that isn't on your list, is your scroll still used-up? I wan't to know, because the DC's for casting Greater Planar Ally or Greater Planar Binding from scrolls would be at 28.
If you fail your Use Magick Device DC when using a scroll spell that isn't on your list, is your scroll still used-up? I wan't to know, because the DC's for casting Greater Planar Ally or Greater Planar Binding from scrolls would be at 28.
>>42977
>They delivered intel from the encounter to whatever big bad they were working for
reeee
So what's the drawings on the napkin map?
>They delivered intel from the encounter to whatever big bad they were working for
reeee
So what's the drawings on the napkin map?
>>42977
>Flying Stone
Don't know what that is.
Did it project the shield as well?
What about the wards that made the balloon indestructible?
>Flying Stone
Don't know what that is.
Did it project the shield as well?
What about the wards that made the balloon indestructible?
>>42979
>napkin map
I think that's a telltale sign that we're not about to get any moar info out of this vessel.
>muh natural 20..
>napkin map
I think that's a telltale sign that we're not about to get any moar info out of this vessel.
>muh natural 20..
>>42966
>monsters could come through
So I'm guessing the move Grapple+Gate+Toss isn't worth the risk, despite its hilarity...
>monsters could come through
So I'm guessing the move Grapple+Gate+Toss isn't worth the risk, despite its hilarity...
>>42978
Yes, the scroll is still consumed by a miss-cast.
>>42980
Its a flying stone. Its a stone that if you're not careful will fly away damaging a number of things along the way. Its not the source of the shield, and its not that the balloon (stone) is indestructable, its been layered over with a variety of protective materials, to prevent it from sustaining damage. Its almost like they thought compromising the vehicle's flight was an effective strategy that opponents might employ.
>>42979
A bunch of little sketches, they don't make any sense by themselves.
Yes, the scroll is still consumed by a miss-cast.
>>42980
Its a flying stone. Its a stone that if you're not careful will fly away damaging a number of things along the way. Its not the source of the shield, and its not that the balloon (stone) is indestructable, its been layered over with a variety of protective materials, to prevent it from sustaining damage. Its almost like they thought compromising the vehicle's flight was an effective strategy that opponents might employ.
>>42979
A bunch of little sketches, they don't make any sense by themselves.
>>42983
>the scroll is still consumed by a miss-cast
I guess I'd better invest moar points in that skill then..
Scrolls are handy though, if you have the right skills to use them.
>the scroll is still consumed by a miss-cast
I guess I'd better invest moar points in that skill then..
Scrolls are handy though, if you have the right skills to use them.
>>42984
Actually, I just realized that that Summon Monster 1 wand wouldn't work unless Trumpaladin rolled 20 to activate it... Glad I realized that before he wanted to use it..
Aside from what's listed on the Wands list, can you create wands for other spells?
Actually, I just realized that that Summon Monster 1 wand wouldn't work unless Trumpaladin rolled 20 to activate it... Glad I realized that before he wanted to use it..
Aside from what's listed on the Wands list, can you create wands for other spells?
>>42986
That's good to know then. Wands are even handier than scrolls in that regard.
>>42987
Also interested.
I was going to ask if a Transformation spell (whose focus is a Potion of Bull's Strength), could be cast on the potion and be given to others.
>>42988
>reeeee
Sorry.. I mean, you can still keep the wand, Tracy already made herself another one (a summon monster I wand is dirt cheap to make).
That's good to know then. Wands are even handier than scrolls in that regard.
>>42987
Also interested.
I was going to ask if a Transformation spell (whose focus is a Potion of Bull's Strength), could be cast on the potion and be given to others.
>>42988
>reeeee
Sorry.. I mean, you can still keep the wand, Tracy already made herself another one (a summon monster I wand is dirt cheap to make).
>>42992
Depends on the spell and caster level. 3rd level magic missile takes 3 days, 9th level takes 7 days. Also, wands cost experience to craft.
Depends on the spell and caster level. 3rd level magic missile takes 3 days, 9th level takes 7 days. Also, wands cost experience to craft.
>>42994
Minimal XP or caash/materials. Did I say 3-7 days for magic missile (true strike would be comparable)? That's just to make the wand. I missed the part about having to effectively cast the spell in question 50 times (once per charge). So, longer.
Minimal XP or caash/materials. Did I say 3-7 days for magic missile (true strike would be comparable)? That's just to make the wand. I missed the part about having to effectively cast the spell in question 50 times (once per charge). So, longer.
>>43002
A wand is just a storage device: it holds up to 50 spells.
Casting a spell from a wand is normally a standard action, unless the spell in question takes longer to cast.
A wand is just a storage device: it holds up to 50 spells.
Casting a spell from a wand is normally a standard action, unless the spell in question takes longer to cast.
>>43002
According to the Wiki:
>Each wand has 50 charges when created, and each charge expended allows the user to use the wand’s spell one time. A wand that runs out of charges is just a stick.
Does that entail that it takes 50 days to create a wand, and that it can't be recharged thereafter?
According to the Wiki:
>Each wand has 50 charges when created, and each charge expended allows the user to use the wand’s spell one time. A wand that runs out of charges is just a stick.
Does that entail that it takes 50 days to create a wand, and that it can't be recharged thereafter?
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[1d20+30 = 37]
Testing out seduction superpower
Rolling to steal waifu, nearest target of opportunity
Testing out seduction superpower
Rolling to steal waifu, nearest target of opportunity
>>43007
Are you normally supposed to apply your ability modifiers to rolls? I've only been applying my skill modifiers.
Are you normally supposed to apply your ability modifiers to rolls? I've only been applying my skill modifiers.
>>43008
You apply the relevant ability modifier. For example, diplomacy is charisma, and sense motive is wisdom
\r
You apply the relevant ability modifier. For example, diplomacy is charisma, and sense motive is wisdom
\r
Alright, I think I might've settled on her selected feats:
>Improved Sunder
>Multi-weapon fighting
>Improved Multi-weapon fighting
>Greater Multi-weapon fighting (muh extra stabs!)
>combat reflexes
Does this look good? I might want to replace combat refleces with Great Cleave...
>Improved Sunder
>Multi-weapon fighting
>Improved Multi-weapon fighting
>Greater Multi-weapon fighting (muh extra stabs!)
>combat reflexes
Does this look good? I might want to replace combat refleces with Great Cleave...
>>43011
She has Cleave from her Nightmare form, and her Quiver allows her to draw weapons as a free action.
>Implying she's ever not holding at least one dagger.
I didn't max-out Slight of Hand for nothing.
She has Cleave from her Nightmare form, and her Quiver allows her to draw weapons as a free action.
>Implying she's ever not holding at least one dagger.
I didn't max-out Slight of Hand for nothing.
>>43012
She can draw light weapons. Daggers, sure. A sword? That's different. Also, get weapons finesse, it will improve your modifier.
>cleave in nightmare form
I don't think you get the feats of an alternate firm stacked on to player feats, because of the way fears are calculated
She can draw light weapons. Daggers, sure. A sword? That's different. Also, get weapons finesse, it will improve your modifier.
>cleave in nightmare form
I don't think you get the feats of an alternate firm stacked on to player feats, because of the way fears are calculated
>>43013
Yes she does. Her Rogue Attack bonus and Blackguard Attack add up to a base of 16.
>>43015
Koraks sword has to be a light weapon. I don't see how else did he apply his weapon finess to it? Unless it's a rapier.
>nightmare form
I remember it it being stated that she got the feats of that form, even though she didn't get the full Str or skills of that body. That's how she qualified for Blackguard.
>>43016
I'm referring to the one she got from Thez.
>Cardishore
I still want to go back there.. She lost a lot of knives that day..
>>43014
!sreliops oN
Yes she does. Her Rogue Attack bonus and Blackguard Attack add up to a base of 16.
>>43015
Koraks sword has to be a light weapon. I don't see how else did he apply his weapon finess to it? Unless it's a rapier.
>nightmare form
I remember it it being stated that she got the feats of that form, even though she didn't get the full Str or skills of that body. That's how she qualified for Blackguard.
>>43016
I'm referring to the one she got from Thez.
>Cardishore
I still want to go back there.. She lost a lot of knives that day..
>>43014
!sreliops oN
>>43017
She has +9 from 13 levels of rogue, +0 from 1 level of assassin, and +3 from three levels of blackguard. That's a +12 bonus.
Feats are obtained by hit die mostly, so it doesn't make sense for an alternate form's feats to stack. You can claim one or the other sets of fears, but not both at the same time
She has +9 from 13 levels of rogue, +0 from 1 level of assassin, and +3 from three levels of blackguard. That's a +12 bonus.
Feats are obtained by hit die mostly, so it doesn't make sense for an alternate form's feats to stack. You can claim one or the other sets of fears, but not both at the same time
>>43018
You don't have an ever whirling chain, you have an animated chain. An ever whirling chain has a market value of over 5 and a half million gp, or costs 53000 xp and 2.2 million gp. That's the equivalent of 10 wish spells.
You don't have an ever whirling chain, you have an animated chain. An ever whirling chain has a market value of over 5 and a half million gp, or costs 53000 xp and 2.2 million gp. That's the equivalent of 10 wish spells.
>>43019
>Attack bonus
Hmm, looks like I was mistaken.
I'll replace Greater Multi-Weapon Fighting with Quicken Spell-like ability.
>Attack bonus
Hmm, looks like I was mistaken.
I'll replace Greater Multi-Weapon Fighting with Quicken Spell-like ability.
>>43020
Then how has she been able to make three attacks per turn with it and attack from 60 ft away?
Then how has she been able to make three attacks per turn with it and attack from 60 ft away?
>>43022
Because you've been gaming the system by not specifying your feats, but letting us think that you have QuickDraw. You've been taking advantage of ignorance
Because you've been gaming the system by not specifying your feats, but letting us think that you have QuickDraw. You've been taking advantage of ignorance
>>43024
Yes, it was animated. You don't get a free 5.5 million gp item though. Or if you do, we all get 5500000+ GP in free items/53000 xp worth of items
Yes, it was animated. You don't get a free 5.5 million gp item though. Or if you do, we all get 5500000+ GP in free items/53000 xp worth of items
>>43026
GM explained that the chain is capable of suspending itself 60 ft without the wielder having psychic powers, but is not an ever whirling chain, during the charge on RBG
GM explained that the chain is capable of suspending itself 60 ft without the wielder having psychic powers, but is not an ever whirling chain, during the charge on RBG
>>43021
Yeah.. I'm definitely going to want that quickening feat.. I didn't realize that becoming Ethereal provoked an Attack of Opportunity.
Yeah.. I'm definitely going to want that quickening feat.. I didn't realize that becoming Ethereal provoked an Attack of Opportunity.
>>43031
Idk.. she has that quiver, and she could also just carry the cane wherever because it does look like a weapon.
Idk.. she has that quiver, and she could also just carry the cane wherever because it does look like a weapon.
>>43032
>she has the quiver
>she has
*cardishore security has the quiver
>carry the cane
I'm not sure transforming it and lifting it is a free action
>she has the quiver
>she has
*cardishore security has the quiver
>carry the cane
I'm not sure transforming it and lifting it is a free action
>>43033
>cardishore security has the quiver
No, I'm referring to the quiver she got from Thez; the one with the Bag of Holding as a side-pocket.
>cardishore security has the quiver
No, I'm referring to the quiver she got from Thez; the one with the Bag of Holding as a side-pocket.
>>43034
You're claiming now that not only does she have extremely high storage capacity, she can also remove weapons from it that are of heavy construction as a free action?
You're claiming now that not only does she have extremely high storage capacity, she can also remove weapons from it that are of heavy construction as a free action?
>>43035
>weapons from it that are of heavy construction
She doesn't have any heavy weapons except for the Warhammer she picked-up from Dick Cheney, and she's never even used that.
>high storage capacity
Yes, although she mostly uses it to feed her birds, desu (she washes it, of course), since she doesn't really have anyone to steal from. It did come in handy when feeding Killy, and she stores her chain and any heavier or non-weapon objects in the Bag of Holding.
>weapons from it that are of heavy construction
She doesn't have any heavy weapons except for the Warhammer she picked-up from Dick Cheney, and she's never even used that.
>high storage capacity
Yes, although she mostly uses it to feed her birds, desu (she washes it, of course), since she doesn't really have anyone to steal from. It did come in handy when feeding Killy, and she stores her chain and any heavier or non-weapon objects in the Bag of Holding.
>>43036
I don't think we got the cane swords variety, but my guess is long sword, which is heavier than light. As for drawing a hidden weapon with sleight of hand, that's a standard action. You can do it as a free action, but with a -20 penalty
I don't think we got the cane swords variety, but my guess is long sword, which is heavier than light. As for drawing a hidden weapon with sleight of hand, that's a standard action. You can do it as a free action, but with a -20 penalty
>>43036
>mostly used to feed her birds
Oh bullshit. How many bodies are in there right now? How many thousands of gems? How many hundreds of pounds of other useless, stolen items?
>mostly used to feed her birds
Oh bullshit. How many bodies are in there right now? How many thousands of gems? How many hundreds of pounds of other useless, stolen items?
>>43037
A long sword isn't finessible, and Korak definitely wanted to finess that thing.
If he was an epic-level Duelist, it was almost definitely a rapier.
A long sword isn't finessible, and Korak definitely wanted to finess that thing.
If he was an epic-level Duelist, it was almost definitely a rapier.
>>43038
>How many bodies are in there right now?
Zero. The bag is only as big as a broom closet.
>How many thousands of gems?
Didn't I say she left those in the vault?
>How many hundreds of pounds of other useless, stolen items?
Wat? Not much, except for whatever she just took off of the pirates.
>How many bodies are in there right now?
Zero. The bag is only as big as a broom closet.
>How many thousands of gems?
Didn't I say she left those in the vault?
>How many hundreds of pounds of other useless, stolen items?
Wat? Not much, except for whatever she just took off of the pirates.
>>43040
>I could wind up stealing Thez or Tracy
Oh God you have a point. I'll try again in a location with saner women
>I could wind up stealing Thez or Tracy
Oh God you have a point. I'll try again in a location with saner women
>>43042
>Who knows what he wanted to do
He was a rogue/duelist. He wasn't going to use any melee weapon that wasn't finessable. From the last pic I saw of it, it looks like a rapier: not a light weapon, but finessible.
I'll just have her carry it as a cane.
>Who knows what he wanted to do
He was a rogue/duelist. He wasn't going to use any melee weapon that wasn't finessable. From the last pic I saw of it, it looks like a rapier: not a light weapon, but finessible.
I'll just have her carry it as a cane.
>>43045
The comparable weapon in the D&D wiki is the cane sword, a sheathed short sword. Drawing it from the cane is a standard action without quick draw, and a free action with quick draw.
The comparable weapon in the D&D wiki is the cane sword, a sheathed short sword. Drawing it from the cane is a standard action without quick draw, and a free action with quick draw.
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>>43052
>flag
Do you want me to change your flag to that?
>promise
Uh huh. And Trumpaladin "promised" to stop having sex with females besides Tracy
\r
>flag
Do you want me to change your flag to that?
>promise
Uh huh. And Trumpaladin "promised" to stop having sex with females besides Tracy
\r
Tracy gets off of the ship, dumps her stuff in her room, and goes to tend to her birds.
>>43053
A short sword is a light weapon. You should take the weapon finesse feat. You have six total feats by the way
>>43054
>promised to stop having sex with other females
>sex with other females
>sex with females
>females
Wait a minute. I think I know how to avoid Darth Infernius, AND keep the promise to Tracy, AND increase Trumpaladin's number of sexual partners
A short sword is a light weapon. You should take the weapon finesse feat. You have six total feats by the way
>>43054
>promised to stop having sex with other females
>sex with other females
>sex with females
>females
Wait a minute. I think I know how to avoid Darth Infernius, AND keep the promise to Tracy, AND increase Trumpaladin's number of sexual partners
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