Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>43280
This is why she started calling him I'nis btw, cuz Infernius is a 4-syllable, doesnt-flow-well-with-most-phrases name. I'nis (EEEE-nis) just works so much better.
And since you did ask, I will state that its not entirely/wholly the experience of having a self-moving/gyrating phallus inside her that is so very satisfying. There's entirely new and exciting elements to Pickle-I'nis. Its almost vore-level shit at this point.
This is why she started calling him I'nis btw, cuz Infernius is a 4-syllable, doesnt-flow-well-with-most-phrases name. I'nis (EEEE-nis) just works so much better.
And since you did ask, I will state that its not entirely/wholly the experience of having a self-moving/gyrating phallus inside her that is so very satisfying. There's entirely new and exciting elements to Pickle-I'nis. Its almost vore-level shit at this point.
*helps self to snack food*
>>43264
Can she make this, or does it require special feats?
It's not magical, but idk how long it takes.
Can she make this, or does it require special feats?
It's not magical, but idk how long it takes.
>>43295
>How do I get out of this?
Probably Escape Artist check, but you're probably going to want to make a Fortitude save to avoid being absorbed entirely pretty soon.
>How do I get out of this?
Probably Escape Artist check, but you're probably going to want to make a Fortitude save to avoid being absorbed entirely pretty soon.
BTW, I hope this isn't too high on the overboard, but I almost wanna suggest a "Gay Bathhouse" player for the Mlpol 4cc team. I know there'd be pillars of salt if I even suggested it.
>>43301
Alchemist's fire does a max of 7 damage. Tracy does more than that with her strength bonus alone, and sometimes her hooves are on fire.
Alchemist's fire does a max of 7 damage. Tracy does more than that with her strength bonus alone, and sometimes her hooves are on fire.
[1d20+5 = 21]
Why is this one of the scariest situations my character has been in?
Rolling to resist crushing wall of fluff
Why is this one of the scariest situations my character has been in?
Rolling to resist crushing wall of fluff
>>43303
Charisma bonus of 4, Constitution bonus of 1, resistance (cloak) bonus of 4, Luck (stone) bonus of 1
Charisma bonus of 4, Constitution bonus of 1, resistance (cloak) bonus of 4, Luck (stone) bonus of 1
>>43305
OH THANK GOD
*Does hand movements*
"Woo ooo ooh ooo!"
*trows small firecracker on the ground*
"Fae, I summon thee!"
OH THANK GOD
*Does hand movements*
"Woo ooo ooh ooo!"
*trows small firecracker on the ground*
"Fae, I summon thee!"
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>>43304
Her ability says it can ignite flammable materials, but I can't get anything to stay burning for some reason..
Is there a way I can get her to set things on fire so they actually continue burning?
>>43305
Lucky you. You've managed to somehow survive the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness of Tracy's all-consuming fluff.
Now only if you'll ever be able to make an Escape Artist check with that full-plate Armor class penalty.
Better pray for a 20. You'll soon be entering the Hadopelagic Zone.
Her ability says it can ignite flammable materials, but I can't get anything to stay burning for some reason..
Is there a way I can get her to set things on fire so they actually continue burning?
>>43305
Lucky you. You've managed to somehow survive the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness of Tracy's all-consuming fluff.
Now only if you'll ever be able to make an Escape Artist check with that full-plate Armor class penalty.
Better pray for a 20. You'll soon be entering the Hadopelagic Zone.
>>43308
*monsterous hairs instantly drag you back into the wall of fluff*
"You're going to be staying in there for a while now, Flashy.."
*monsterous hairs instantly drag you back into the wall of fluff*
"You're going to be staying in there for a while now, Flashy.."
>>43308
"Be there in a minute!" can be heard from somewhere in the distance.
>>43309
Because the fire she's applying is unnatural and temporary. A moist clearing of forest isn't going to burn for very long even if you keep the flame applied throughout, which Tracy did not so. She tore up some stuff, caught a few things ON fire, and then continued her autistic rampage. Consequently, there was some charring but little overall damage to the area.
"Be there in a minute!" can be heard from somewhere in the distance.
>>43309
Because the fire she's applying is unnatural and temporary. A moist clearing of forest isn't going to burn for very long even if you keep the flame applied throughout, which Tracy did not so. She tore up some stuff, caught a few things ON fire, and then continued her autistic rampage. Consequently, there was some charring but little overall damage to the area.
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[1d20+23 = 26]
>>43317
>sneak attack
lol no
*flees under the cover of darkness*
Rolling to Sneak away while lion is confused
>>43317
>sneak attack
lol no
*flees under the cover of darkness*
Rolling to Sneak away while lion is confused
>>43305
>Why is this one of the scariest situations my character has been in?
Because it's the most danger your character has ever been in.
>pounce-grapple
Nonsense
Where does that 25 modifier come from anyway?
Also, grappling provokes an attack of opportunity, which means Tracy can throw another one of her keen Darkness kunai.
>Why is this one of the scariest situations my character has been in?
Because it's the most danger your character has ever been in.
>pounce-grapple
Nonsense
Where does that 25 modifier come from anyway?
Also, grappling provokes an attack of opportunity, which means Tracy can throw another one of her keen Darkness kunai.
>>43320
*fluff begins to invade crotch-dock where armor piece was stolen and wrap around his body like a cocoon*
*fluff begins to invade crotch-dock where armor piece was stolen and wrap around his body like a cocoon*
[1d20+25 = 30]
[1d20+24 = 26]
>>43321
>modifier
14 from base attack bonus, 7 from strength, 4 from size category
>pounce grapple is nonsense
I mean, a real big cat can do it, so why not?
>attack of opportunity
Make it, her dander free skin has been hardened by Elway himself
>>43323
Spot check, then grapple attack
[1d20+24 = 26]
>>43321
>modifier
14 from base attack bonus, 7 from strength, 4 from size category
>pounce grapple is nonsense
I mean, a real big cat can do it, so why not?
>attack of opportunity
Make it, her dander free skin has been hardened by Elway himself
>>43323
Spot check, then grapple attack
[1d20+13 = 20]
>>43327
Darkness Kunai as distraction (using poison)
Activate Robe of Scintillating colors
>>43327
Darkness Kunai as distraction (using poison)
Activate Robe of Scintillating colors
Fae arrives on deck. "Trump! Trump? Are you here? Oh, I guess not.
Fae flies off.
Just kidding. Fae arrives on deck.
>>43328
Desu, I haven't even stopped to see what is being rolled for, by who, or what the actual mechanics are behind the rolls (cuz I can tell that there have been some mis-applications) half the time
Fae flies off.
Just kidding. Fae arrives on deck.
>>43328
Desu, I haven't even stopped to see what is being rolled for, by who, or what the actual mechanics are behind the rolls (cuz I can tell that there have been some mis-applications) half the time
[1d25 = 16]
[1d20+24 = 31]
>>43330
>doesn't beat her Elway given AC
Spot check for Trump, then pounce grapple, then drag him away into tall grass like she's going to eat him
[1d20+24 = 31]
>>43330
>doesn't beat her Elway given AC
Spot check for Trump, then pounce grapple, then drag him away into tall grass like she's going to eat him
[1d20+23 = 27]
>>43336
>pouncing in spaces with not enough room to charge
*Escape artist check to slip away with paladin, all the while dragging him deeper*
>>43336
>pouncing in spaces with not enough room to charge
*Escape artist check to slip away with paladin, all the while dragging him deeper*
>>43341
Pursues, hair-tentacle waving like a monstrous octopus
>tfw racial Run feat
"~Flaaaaashy! Wait for me!"
Pursues, hair-tentacle waving like a monstrous octopus
>tfw racial Run feat
"~Flaaaaashy! Wait for me!"
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>>43349
You look behind you to see a a pale blue, wriggling fluffball speeding behind you.. it appears to be getting bigger..
You look behind you to see a a pale blue, wriggling fluffball speeding behind you.. it appears to be getting bigger..
>>43353
And I'm not just being lewd with her disposition either. Through numerous candid dialogues and interactions I've had, I feel I can safely say that any woman who found her beloved micro-sized would put 'em in their vag, with a 60%+ consistency.
And I'm not just being lewd with her disposition either. Through numerous candid dialogues and interactions I've had, I feel I can safely say that any woman who found her beloved micro-sized would put 'em in their vag, with a 60%+ consistency.
>>43353
*picks up bottle, pockets it, and pursues hoo-man again, knowing he can run, but he can't hide*
*picks up bottle, pockets it, and pursues hoo-man again, knowing he can run, but he can't hide*
>>43355
He's not dropping it, just opening the cap
*considers doing ride check to actually mount the dragon-lion*
He's not dropping it, just opening the cap
*considers doing ride check to actually mount the dragon-lion*
>>43355
*pursues kitty carrying hoo-man again* (because where would they have gone?)
Tracy's hair tentacles grow ever longer, each seeming to have a mind of its own. They wriggle erratically in every direction, out for blood.
*pursues kitty carrying hoo-man again* (because where would they have gone?)
Tracy's hair tentacles grow ever longer, each seeming to have a mind of its own. They wriggle erratically in every direction, out for blood.
>>43359
She does from her alternate form, and she can still make Tracking checks.
*follows path of trampled grass*
She does from her alternate form, and she can still make Tracking checks.
*follows path of trampled grass*
>>43360
The feats that come with the template form of an alternate form creature are not added to the player character claiming the alternate form
The feats that come with the template form of an alternate form creature are not added to the player character claiming the alternate form
>>43362
Whatever.
She's twce Fae's speed, so she still would've caught up to them by now.
*bloodthirsty hair-tentacles reach forward*
Whatever.
She's twce Fae's speed, so she still would've caught up to them by now.
*bloodthirsty hair-tentacles reach forward*
>>43372
>Hydra fluff
reeeee!!!!
Tracy finds the trail leads her down into Port Barry. Across the bridge where the activist judge was killed - again, through the Northern Gate. Past around empty lots and new developments. Past the monastery. And then... to Mile High stadium
>Hydra fluff
reeeee!!!!
Tracy finds the trail leads her down into Port Barry. Across the bridge where the activist judge was killed - again, through the Northern Gate. Past around empty lots and new developments. Past the monastery. And then... to Mile High stadium
>>43373
Tracy continues to pursue her husband, her gargantuan mass of fluff wriggling in every direction.
"....~Flaaaaaaaaaaaashyyyyyyy..!"
Tracy continues to pursue her husband, her gargantuan mass of fluff wriggling in every direction.
"....~Flaaaaaaaaaaaashyyyyyyy..!"
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>>43375
*tentacles reach out and grab the kek, the wriggling monstrous hairs parched for fluids of any kind*
*tentacles reach out and grab the kek, the wriggling monstrous hairs parched for fluids of any kind*
I think the mad bastard actually pulled it off
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