Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>42752
"~Hmmm.. It seems you have found a lot more endurance since then..
*bucks harder*"
[pony sex noises]
"You've grown quite a bit, ~Flashy"
*looks back and bats eyelashes*
"~Hmmm.. It seems you have found a lot more endurance since then..
*bucks harder*"
[pony sex noises]
"You've grown quite a bit, ~Flashy"
*looks back and bats eyelashes*
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>>42757
"You're stronger too, since back then"
*playfully bucks back strongly, remembering how he used to do it*
*uses wings to help in up and down movement*
"You're stronger too, since back then"
*playfully bucks back strongly, remembering how he used to do it*
*uses wings to help in up and down movement*
*looks down at drink wondering if he is really that drunk off of only a few glasses*oofda
>>42766
>Horsing around
Kek
*resumes humping pony*
>Horsing around
Kek
*resumes humping pony*
>>42764
Snek is a mix desu. He shares components of the Giant Constrictor prescribed by the rod of Python, but has sentience and conditioning comparable to a wondrous figurine. In fact, that's kind of how I'm slicing snek; an unintentionally unique magical item based on dice and keks. The Giant Snek-staff or some shit, the largest of wondrous figurines.
Snek is a mix desu. He shares components of the Giant Constrictor prescribed by the rod of Python, but has sentience and conditioning comparable to a wondrous figurine. In fact, that's kind of how I'm slicing snek; an unintentionally unique magical item based on dice and keks. The Giant Snek-staff or some shit, the largest of wondrous figurines.
>>42768
He says, after setting all this in motion. It was successful, and I've seen no contentious posts, so Infernius is occupied. Shush nao, deep innit.
He says, after setting all this in motion. It was successful, and I've seen no contentious posts, so Infernius is occupied. Shush nao, deep innit.
>>42775
Giant constrictor stats, except with 1/2 Torcui's hp cuz familiar and cuz Torc is a waif. ^_^
Giant constrictor stats, except with 1/2 Torcui's hp cuz familiar and cuz Torc is a waif. ^_^
>>42780
Is pushed back and humps back, but...
Trumpaladin stops humping and dismounts Tracy. She does not feel or see any sign he completed the sex act
*kisses*
"love you"
he leaves the room
>>42778
Trumpaladin comes in, with beautiful orange fur, resplindent gilded armor, and now, an long and gorgeous erect horse cock, that even the grouchy old scottsman has to admit is pretty pleasant to look at
"Hey, you can do polymorph too right? Maybe not now, but in an hour or so, after this wears off, would you maybe change me into a Dragonne?"
Is pushed back and humps back, but...
Trumpaladin stops humping and dismounts Tracy. She does not feel or see any sign he completed the sex act
*kisses*
"love you"
he leaves the room
>>42778
Trumpaladin comes in, with beautiful orange fur, resplindent gilded armor, and now, an long and gorgeous erect horse cock, that even the grouchy old scottsman has to admit is pretty pleasant to look at
"Hey, you can do polymorph too right? Maybe not now, but in an hour or so, after this wears off, would you maybe change me into a Dragonne?"
>>42783
She succeeds in grabbing on to him but... she's dragged with him, either by his legs or on him
She succeeds in grabbing on to him but... she's dragged with him, either by his legs or on him
>>42786
Trumpaladin shrugs, knocks pony off, then goes back to her, and tries to mount her again
"I guess I can continue"
Trumpaladin shrugs, knocks pony off, then goes back to her, and tries to mount her again
"I guess I can continue"
>>42787
1 int isn't terrible for animals. You can actually train him for a general purpose, like guarding.
1 int isn't terrible for animals. You can actually train him for a general purpose, like guarding.
Well nao
>>42810
"No Dragonne has ever experienced this"
*thrusts deeply into pony*
"But you have, my baby blue"
*Kisses with adorable pony mouth*
"You're actually cuter now than you were back then. When I told you you were cute"
"No Dragonne has ever experienced this"
*thrusts deeply into pony*
"But you have, my baby blue"
*Kisses with adorable pony mouth*
"You're actually cuter now than you were back then. When I told you you were cute"
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>>42820
He has an awesome ring shield that gives him +7 shield bonus, a ring of protection for +3, a dexterity bonus of +2, and +3 bracers of armor. That's actually pretty good protection. But Fae is just fucking awesome and could kill him anyways
>>42823
*dismounts pony*
Gets in front of Tracy
"You're not convinced, are you?"
Sad pony noises. He lies down between two Corgis
He has an awesome ring shield that gives him +7 shield bonus, a ring of protection for +3, a dexterity bonus of +2, and +3 bracers of armor. That's actually pretty good protection. But Fae is just fucking awesome and could kill him anyways
>>42823
*dismounts pony*
Gets in front of Tracy
"You're not convinced, are you?"
Sad pony noises. He lies down between two Corgis
>>42825
Hey wait, Tracy can command other ponies with her Paladin's Mount class ability, right?
*Wills Trumpony to get up and resume bucking*
".. Sometimes I worry.. But only because I love you."
Hey wait, Tracy can command other ponies with her Paladin's Mount class ability, right?
*Wills Trumpony to get up and resume bucking*
".. Sometimes I worry.. But only because I love you."
>>42828
Yes she can, and she could use that on him. But "fuck me" is not one of the possible commands
*Is commanded to fuck her anyways, because he cannot resist a lifted tail*
"D'aww, I love you too"
*puts head on pony head*
*humps*
Yes she can, and she could use that on him. But "fuck me" is not one of the possible commands
*Is commanded to fuck her anyways, because he cannot resist a lifted tail*
"D'aww, I love you too"
*puts head on pony head*
*humps*
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>Ursa Major
>>42846
"Not too big for you any more"
When the time comes, Flashpaladin stands up on Tracy's shoulders, thrusts into her, and lets forth his seed. He'd like to think it was the sort of seed horse breeders would pay vast amounts of money for, but this blue pony was now receiving for free. As she receives his love, his wings spread wide and all the way out, and a smile develops on his face
"Not too big for you any more"
When the time comes, Flashpaladin stands up on Tracy's shoulders, thrusts into her, and lets forth his seed. He'd like to think it was the sort of seed horse breeders would pay vast amounts of money for, but this blue pony was now receiving for free. As she receives his love, his wings spread wide and all the way out, and a smile develops on his face
>>42850
*Happily dismounts, then envelopes her in a wing hug*
"You don't have to worry, silly pony. I will always love you"
*Happily dismounts, then envelopes her in a wing hug*
"You don't have to worry, silly pony. I will always love you"
>>42851
*puts hoof over shoulder and presses head into chest*
"Don't ever leave me.." eyes closed tightly
*puts hoof over shoulder and presses head into chest*
"Don't ever leave me.." eyes closed tightly
Hey, when you cast Summon Nature's Ally, that creature isn't from another plane, is it?
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