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Mass Transit Nuts
Anonymous
ymqgH
?
No.42116
42119 42121
Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
1135 replies and 129 files omitted.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42430
>>42423
"Hello. Who are you?"
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42431
42433
*Minotaur screams*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42432
42434
>>42428
I'm nerfing your flying soon

If Trumpaladin has to roll a 15 to get on a horse you can fucking walk
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42433
42440
>>42431
*catches*
"Put him in the bag."
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42434
42435
>>42432
He has to roll a 20 or higher to mount rapidly, and Infernius was at terminal velocity.
WjJfm
?
No.42435
>>42434
>Has to roll a 20
You're definitely fucking nerfed. The next time your character tries to fly or avoid falling to death, post deletion and ban
\r
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42436
42437 42440
*spots mage and turns around and heads back to the ship* The mage is mine to kill
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42437
>>42436
Stahp. Stop fucking up the story. Let us get some exposition to move the story along for Christ sake
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42440
42441 42442 42444 42445
>>42426
"If I give you my name, will you accept a duel?" he says with a sneer, as though he expects Torcuil's refusal.
>>42433
>in the bag
Rly?
>>42436
You're way outside, only Thez can <whoooof>

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42441
42444 42446
>>42439
You're welcome to wait, but Lenos can still attack. His character has no reason not to.
>>42440
>in the bag
He'll suffocate, but it's still easy storage.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42442
42446
>>42440
*suffocates in german Minotaur*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42444
42446
>>42440
>>42441
*Removes captain from bag*
Shackle
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42445
42447 42449
>>42440
"Nah, I'm not really feeling a duel today."
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42446
42448
>>42441
Fine, roll a d20 to catch Infernius, and what about the guy he's grappelling?
>>42444
>>42442
We're so not there yet
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42447
42449 42450
>>42445
"A pity then, the GM was looking forward to lining Bones with my suit. Adieu,...."
F> Weird
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42448
>>42446
who needs to roll a d20 im confused now
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42449
42530
>>42447
>>42445
he just called you a bitch torc, are you gonna take that?
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42450
42453
>>42447
Lining bones?
What?
And what is this "F>"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42453
>>42450
F> is the mage. I haven't gone back and looked at what I determined his name was, but he's far past pleasantries so I figure I can wait on that. He's subjecting the party to wicked-level illusions and mind-games n shit.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42464
42465
Meanwhile, Infernius finds, upon attempting to detain the increasingly wiley captain, that he is holding a cheap bathrobe, and that the real captain is falling at standard speed with a smirk on his face.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42465
42467
>>42464
"reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tracy go get em."
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42467
42468 42471
>>42465
As he looks at the increasingly descending captain, the sky around him turns red, the clouds catch fire, and the whole planet beneath turns to ash and ember. The air chokes him, and there are no kitties.

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42468
42469
>>42467
"what the fuck?!?"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42469
42470 42471
>>42468
No
Kitties
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42470
42474
>>42469
"lennos take out cat wand!"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42471
42472
>>42467
>>42469
Oh. Cast dispel magic on self
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42472
>>42471
Trump is first
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42474
42475
>>42470
is dying and cat hardly see keyboard
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42475
42476
>>42474
IKR?
>>42473
I know what you meant

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42476
42479
>>42475
i cast dispel magic
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42477
>>42443
As Tracy holds Infernius he begins to shift. She looks down and finds she's holding a weird octopus creature that has Trollestia's hed on the tips of each tentacle.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42479
42481 42484
>>42476
That's 2. We'll leave it at "enough to dispel the illusion". Torcuil never got his either. So the party shakes off the lingering image of the illusion,... you do know that was an illusion right? Don't worry, there are still kitties.
Unfortunately the Captain, the Mage, and the Cleric from the ship's crew seem to have made an effective escape.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42480
Not my finest hour
WjJfm
?
No.42481
42482 42530
[1d20+11 = 13]
[1d20 = 1]
>>42479
From Midair? Spot check and Fae can spot check
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42482
42485
>>42481
Dude, they're gone
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42483
42486 42530
gm infernious you bastards im still laughing and my sides hurt now
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42484
42485 42487
1512622641183.png
>>42479
"me sure this will be the last we see of them."
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42485
42488
>>42484
>>42482
"Now let's ransack their shit. Take their ship, figure out how it works, see what goodies are here, resurrect a pirate or more later and ask 'em questions, and maybe see if any of them want jobs"
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42486
1514164112087.png
>>42483

Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42487
>>42484
XDDDD

Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42488
42489 42490 42491
>>42485
The ship is littered with mostly/partially full bottles of alcohol, and the small kitchen is laden with a largely devoured boar. They appear to have been having a dinner party.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42489
42490 42493
>>42488
any kittens?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42490
42491 42493
>>42488
Is there a map for navigation in the cock pit? Is anything marked on it?

>>42489
This. Fae should be here, so there should be at least one kitty
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42491
42492
>>42488
>>42490
i think they got drunk and accidentally shot at us.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42492
42493
>>42491
Kek. They shot a hell of a lot of cannon balls though
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42493
42494 42495 42496
>>42490
Fae arrives, "Sorry I'm late, the GM forgot about me,... again."
>>42489
The thought of "No kittens" echoes to Infernius
>>42492
"It wasn't accidental, but I don't think they expected that kind of response," Thez offers. "Its not a balloon at all, its a floating rock!" she says, punching the "balloon".
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42494
42497
>>42493
*pets dander-free feline*
"It's okay, I love you"

To Thez
"Do you know why they attacked?"
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42495
42497
>>42493
"a roc?"
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42496
>>42493
no wonder i couldn't pop it*folds arms and glares at the floating rock*

Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42497
42498
>>42494
>Shrugs
>>42495
"No, for real this time, its a flying rock."

Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42498
42499
>>42497
"Have you seen them before?"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42499
42500 42502
>>42498
"Nope," her attention is waning, she seems particularly curious about the ship and its ammenities.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42500
42504
>>42499
May as well inspect the weapons. There were 14 cannons - are they on a separate deck, is that the entire complement?
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42501
42503 42504
well good night all lenos's faggot has to be up early to try and get broken truck fixed
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42502
42504
>>42499
"you think we can make more ships?"
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42503
>>42501
night.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42504
42505
>>42500
They're all fixed into the starboard side of the ship, with three forward facing cannons on top of it. The cannons appear operated and fed by an intricate array of mechanisms, all controlled by a hand crank.
>>42501
Lenos inspects the bar, later
>>42502
Thez looks at him like he just asked her something silly. "I don't even know what it is exactly,... but its cozy."
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42505
>>42504
"me like it."
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42507
42512
infernuis want to skull fuck a beholder.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42512
42513 42515
>>42507
I've made a note. Their environment isn't as stringent as I thought, so I'll make sure you come across one. It will probably be a mount for a black-guard lich mind flayer tho.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42513
42514
>>42512
>All that shit
You may as well have us fight Nyarlathotep riding Yog-Sothoth
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42514
42516
1512813219238.png
>>42513
> Nyarlathotep riding Yog-Sothoth

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42515
>>42512
ill just mind fuck the mind flayer.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42516
42519
>>42514
Is Yog-Sothoth the flying spaghetti monster?
https://youtu.be/cE1FrqheQNI
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42519
220px-Yog-Sothoth_couleur.jpg
>>42516
basically
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42520
42521
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>>42518

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42521
42523
>>42520
>>42518
she thiccccccc
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42522
/mlpol/ is playing!
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42523
Spoilered
>>42521
>deleted it myself
Brains are fattening apparently.

Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42524
42525
>>42518
>Implying he wouldn't be better off with the Mindflayer than with us
Anonymous
lK8Ew
?
No.42525
42526 42527 42529 42530
>>42524
>Mind Flayer is actually really nice and charming
>Torc falls in love and doesn't want to leave
>Party is convinced that the Mindflayer is controlling his brain with her powers
>Party """rescues""" Torc, despite his resistance
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42526
>>42525
*kills mind flayer*
WjJfm
?
No.42527
42528 42529 42530 42536
>>42525
>Party challenges the Mindflayer to save the NEET damsel in distress
>After causing the mindflayer damage, she flees
>Infernius grapples Torcuil and Trump dimension shackles him as he screams "NO! NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK WITH YOU PSYCHOPATH FUCKUP WANKS!"
>Tracy gags him, hands him a long list and says "You're crafting these things for me, and paying for it with your own xp"
>In a far off field, the mindflayer changes back to her normal form: Trollestia
\r
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42528
1515354921412.png
>>42527
top troll
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42529
>>42525
>>42527
That's fukkin diabolical
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42530
42531
>>42449
Obviously yes, cause my body decided to pass out
>>42481
You fugged up
>>42483
Dancing airpirates was amazing
>>42525
>>42527
Bruh
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42531
42532 42533
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>>42530

Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42532
42533 42534 42535
>>42531
Saved

Whats a Mindflayer? Sounds Lovecraftian
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42533
>>42531
T H I S
H
I
S

AUSIES BTFO

Range ban Australia

>>42532
>sounds lovecraftian
I know right
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42534
42538
>>42532
This pic is my favorite. It appears to be a Mind Flayer Monk,... which would be just absurd.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42535
42537
mind-flayer-featured.jpg
>>42532
>>42532

Mrs. Sentry
cI/mD
?
No.42536
>>42527
Fug man...
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42537
42539 42540
>>42535
Cthulhu's retarded son?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42538
119illithid.jpg
>>42534

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42539
42541
>>42537
they eat your brain and gain your knowledge.
Mrs. Sentry
cI/mD
?
No.42540
42541
>>42537
Uber intelligent, but yes.
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42541
42542
>>42539
>>42540
K
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42542
42543 42544
>>42541
/MLPOL/ VS /ANCAP/
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42543
>>42542
https://www.smashcast.tv/the4chancup
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42544
>>42542
>internal conflict grows
Jk, GO MLPOL
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42545
42546
FB_IMG_1515357751389.jpg

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42546
>>42545
jej!
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42547
42548
Testing the other dice rolling
[1d20 = 18]

Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42548
42549 42570
>>42547
how do you do that one?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42549
42550 42552
>>42548
Don't feel bad, idk either
Alright. Since I'm no longer invested in the 4cc, I'll be here-abouts if anyone wants to do stuff
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42550
42551
>>42549
Can Tracy select Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage as her bonus feats? She meets the prerequisites, but Idk how ebin feats work.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42551
42555
>>42550
At epic level, of course she can, provided that the class allows those as bonus feats (which I'll bet they will)
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42552
42553 42554 42557
Pickle-Infernuis.jpg
>>42549
infernuis transforms into pickle infernuis
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42553
>>42552
....
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42554
42559
>>42552
She's not gonna say it, but she's thinking it.