Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>42328
Tries one more time to talk to captain
"Excuse me, can you tell me why you attacked our tower and city?"
Also, Fae was called a while ago, I assume she's nearing?
Tries one more time to talk to captain
"Excuse me, can you tell me why you attacked our tower and city?"
Also, Fae was called a while ago, I assume she's nearing?
has lenos gotten close enough to physicaly attack the balloons with his sword?
>>42326
>tfw when opening the video and then closing it, and my lady admonishes me and tells me to put it back on
>tfw when opening the video and then closing it, and my lady admonishes me and tells me to put it back on
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[3d20 = 31]
[4d20 = 43]
Fine
Trumpaladin slashes to kill something
Also, Fae should be here, so she's ordered to pounce on some guy
[4d20 = 43]
Fine
Trumpaladin slashes to kill something
Also, Fae should be here, so she's ordered to pounce on some guy
>>42342
Technically, the party "attacked first" from the perspective of the pirates. What the pirates don't know is that the "flaming explosion" attack was Lenos awkwardly detecting Thez' shenanigens and had no violent intentions behind them.
Technically, the party "attacked first" from the perspective of the pirates. What the pirates don't know is that the "flaming explosion" attack was Lenos awkwardly detecting Thez' shenanigens and had no violent intentions behind them.
>>42344
>Sex offender shuffle
Harsh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
>>42346
Under d&d rules the Mount dimension doors in the round after it is called. It's GM who makes it take so damned long
>Sex offender shuffle
Harsh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
>>42346
Under d&d rules the Mount dimension doors in the round after it is called. It's GM who makes it take so damned long
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>>42355
That's how she came the first time. From a different dimension. Just not summoned
Fine
"Fae I summon thee"
*does hand movements as appropriate*
That's how she came the first time. From a different dimension. Just not summoned
Fine
"Fae I summon thee"
*does hand movements as appropriate*
>>42357
KEK
>>42358
Yes that. Its a good thing Lenos is above the "balloon", cuz otherwise I'd have alot of explaining to do. The Sword passes harmlessly through the balloon, given both the nature of the sword and the nature of the balloon.
>>42364
That is unknown. There's lots of pirates to kill, a guy in less piratey equipment, and an impenetrable sphere overlooking a blackjack table, filled with about 10 people dancing hysterically.
KEK
>>42358
Yes that. Its a good thing Lenos is above the "balloon", cuz otherwise I'd have alot of explaining to do. The Sword passes harmlessly through the balloon, given both the nature of the sword and the nature of the balloon.
>>42364
That is unknown. There's lots of pirates to kill, a guy in less piratey equipment, and an impenetrable sphere overlooking a blackjack table, filled with about 10 people dancing hysterically.
[1d20+21 = 40]
[3d20 = 32]
*loose 60-ft chain*
Attack nearest pirate
Intimidate check
[3d20 = 32]
*loose 60-ft chain*
Attack nearest pirate
Intimidate check
*puts sword away and glares at balloons before heading to the deck to burn pirates*
Alright, can we just assume the Pirates got owned? They were only level 6-8, and there was only a couple dozen of them.
>>42379
No
>>42379
No
>>42381
Can I approach and stare the hell down the people at the blackjack table?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcKW2xDcxLM
Can I approach and stare the hell down the people at the blackjack table?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcKW2xDcxLM
Just wanna say, >tfw
>>42386
"I appreciate your moves, but can you tell us why the hell you shot at our base and our city?"
"I appreciate your moves, but can you tell us why the hell you shot at our base and our city?"
>>42389
Eventually the wall of force disappears (it only gets 1 round/level) and as it does so, the Captain and those inside continue to dance. Its ludicrous to think they're still under the effects of the spell, so the dancing must be voluntary.
Eventually the wall of force disappears (it only gets 1 round/level) and as it does so, the Captain and those inside continue to dance. Its ludicrous to think they're still under the effects of the spell, so the dancing must be voluntary.
Eventually the captain and his cohorts realize that they're not surrounded by their men who are in fact dead and dying along the deck of the ship.
"Let me guess, you want,..." he cuts off, and runs toward the rear of the ship.
"Let me guess, you want,..." he cuts off, and runs toward the rear of the ship.
[3d20 = 29]
Fae, having most definitely been summoned, is ordered to Pounce on a cohort
Pounce!
Fae, having most definitely been summoned, is ordered to Pounce on a cohort
Pounce!
[3d20 = 39]
>>42409
Oh no he doesn't!
MOUNT FLYING THING AND CHASE HIM!
Tracy and Trump go after him, Fae pounces cohorts
Rolling for Pounce because damn it, I have a death machine and I am using it
>>42409
Oh no he doesn't!
MOUNT FLYING THING AND CHASE HIM!
Tracy and Trump go after him, Fae pounces cohorts
Rolling for Pounce because damn it, I have a death machine and I am using it
The rest of the "Captain's Cohorts" freeze in place, but a well-dressed mage steps forth wearing a well-tailored black suit with emerald pinstripes and fine accoutrements (pocket watch, crystal monacle, proper white gloves, spats, etc.)
bring him to the tower training room when you catch him ill be ready to start the torture by the time you get him there *heads for the tower training room*
>>42425
You don't want to fight that mage?
You rolled short.
Tracy flies down to grab Infernius and stuff the captain in her bag.
You don't want to fight that mage?
You rolled short.
Tracy flies down to grab Infernius and stuff the captain in her bag.
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