Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>42328Tries one more time to talk to captain
"Excuse me, can you tell me why you attacked our tower and city?"
Also, Fae was called a while ago, I assume she's nearing?
has lenos gotten close enough to physicaly attack the balloons with his sword?
>>42332You have a lady with excellent tastes
[3d20 = 42]>>42324*grabs torc*
*brings him through the deck towards the captain.*
"Fix it!" she demands, gesturing to the wall of force.
>>42330Cast the spell.
also, rolling to kill both those noobs below the deck because why not?
>>42336im lighting my sword on fire hen attacking
>>42337You're back on deck, remember?
>>42336That's the trigger-word for his sword's Flaming Burst ability
>>42340No shit. Why is he attacking
>>42341They attacked us, and he's chaotic.
>>42337Uh, okay?
Torc wrecks the wall of force, then casts the Sex Offender Shuffle
[3d20 = 31]
[4d20 = 43]
Fine
Trumpaladin slashes to kill something
Also, Fae should be here, so she's ordered to pounce on some guy
>>42345>Fae should be hereShe flies at the same speed Lenos walks.
>>42342Technically, the party "attacked first" from the perspective of the pirates. What the pirates don't know is that the "flaming explosion" attack was Lenos awkwardly detecting Thez' shenanigens and had no violent intentions behind them.
>>42344One at a time please, roll a dispel check
>>42344>Sex offender shuffleHarsh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48>>42346Under d&d rules the Mount dimension doors in the round after it is called. It's GM who makes it take so damned long
>>42347It's not my fault the rest of my party are idiots. I just wanted to ask a few basic questions
>>42351I know right
>>42352Kek
>>42347Tracy is just killing because she wants to now.
>>42350>3Try again
>>42349Because under D&D rules the mount is an extra-dimensional creature that is veritably summoned to the spot. But we're not GOING by D&D rules are we?
[1d20 = 9]>>42351Whats that supposed to mean?
>>42355Trying again
>>42355That's how she came the first time. From a different dimension. Just not summoned
Fine
"Fae I summon thee"
*does hand movements as appropriate*
>>42355has lenos gotten close enough to the balloons to hit them with his sword
>>42355Since she's not an extraplanar creature, can she still be brought back if she's kill?
>>42356Disintegrate!>>42353>I just wanted to ask a few basic questionsThen why did you order Fae to attack as well?
>>42359I was wondering the same thing earlier today. I think she's racially a magic beast, and so has a dual nature
>>42362Did they confuse us for the Court City Pyramid in the water? Why did they attack us? I want to know
>>42364you can ask the captain, but his men die for this slight against port barry.
>>42364Don't worry, you get a new one in a month.
[1d20 = 10]>>42363Fine, Torc sets his phaser to disintegrate and makes a disintegration roll
>>42363I'd rather ask questions, but if you fuck ups are going to destroy that for me, then I'm taking xp as well
>>42366They did fire at the city
>>42367*glares*
>>42369So do you want to negotiate while they're cowering, or do you want XP?
>>42369ask your questions you found the captain.
>>42357KEK
>>42358Yes that. Its a good thing Lenos is above the "balloon", cuz otherwise I'd have alot of explaining to do. The Sword passes harmlessly through the balloon, given both the nature of the sword and the nature of the balloon.
>>42364That is unknown. There's lots of pirates to kill, a guy in less piratey equipment, and an impenetrable sphere overlooking a blackjack table, filled with about 10 people dancing hysterically.
>>42371Tracy will just shove the captain in her bag and suffocate him.
>>42371>>42372Oh fuck it
Order Tracy to attack, and slash as appropriate
>>42372This dancing is the best idea I ever had.
>-10 refl savesHave fun guys
[1d20+21 = 40]
[3d20 = 32]
*loose 60-ft chain*
Attack nearest pirate
Intimidate check
[4d20 = 48]
Full Round Slashing!
*puts sword away and glares at balloons before heading to the deck to burn pirates*
[3d20 = 10]>>42376Can, can she cleave that?
>>42378*stands back a bit*
Alright, can we just assume the Pirates got owned? They were only level 6-8, and there was only a couple dozen of them.
>>42379No
>>42381But Torc was enjoying the dancing!
>>42381Can I approach and stare the hell down the people at the blackjack table?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcKW2xDcxLM >>42383The ones dancing are in the wall of force. They're still dancing.
>>42385I know right. I just wanted to ask why they were shooting at us and the city
>>42386"I appreciate your moves, but can you tell us why the hell you shot at our base and our city?"
[1d20+21 = 23]>>42384Intimidate Check for that
Also, cast Doom on the Captain.
>>42389Eventually the wall of force disappears (it only gets 1 round/level) and as it does so, the Captain and those inside continue to dance. Its ludicrous to think they're still under the effects of the spell, so the dancing must be voluntary.
>>42391My sides have left the planet
>>42391Dismount horse
>>42395These xp whores aren't taking it all
Eventually the captain and his cohorts realize that they're not surrounded by their men who are in fact dead and dying along the deck of the ship.
"Let me guess, you want,..." he cuts off, and runs toward the rear of the ship.
[1d20 = 17]>>42391>>42397Rolling to make a trip attack with the spiked chain
Doom once more
>>42396This is why I prefer neutral ebil
>>42398That son of a bitch knows something of value. Maybe even a Unicorn!
>>42397Follows as fast as he can run. Which is like 3x speed
>>42399Then we'll ask him ourselves
she just tripped him up
[3d20 = 29]
Fae, having most definitely been summoned, is ordered to Pounce on a cohort
Pounce!
*bellows* don't kill him I want to torture him for awhile
>>42405After we're done torturing him, lets open a Gate and throw him into the Abyss.
>>42404Perfect
>>42397"So now... Who are you, where do you come from, why are you here, and why the actual fuck were you shooting at us?"
>>42402It does trip him up, and as he tips forward he grabs his hat and acrobatically/gracefully flips in mid-air and lands on his feet in a continuous run, casting a sly glance at Tracy as he does so
>>42404You have a choice. Did you succeed the grapple, or did you stay on the ship?
>>42410Well I couldn't find hold person, so fuck off
[3d20 = 39]>>42409Oh no he doesn't!
MOUNT FLYING THING AND CHASE HIM!
Tracy and Trump go after him, Fae pounces cohorts
Rolling for Pounce because damn it, I have a death machine and I am using it
>>42412>>42409Tracy promptly pursues the two beneath the ground.
>>42415Why you kill all of the cohorts if you want info?
>>42412And so you did. Unfortunately, that glorious tackle-grab that resulted in him being in possession, also resulted in the both of you rolling off the ship.
>>42416Noted
>>42416towards the ground*
>>42415Make a ride check to mount rapidly. She's going either way.
>>42418>>42416Superb point
"Take them alive if possible Fae!"
Tries to get the Infernius and Captain
>>42419Mounts horse anyways
The rest of the "Captain's Cohorts" freeze in place, but a well-dressed mage steps forth wearing a well-tailored black suit with emerald pinstripes and fine accoutrements (pocket watch, crystal monacle, proper white gloves, spats, etc.)
>>42421Seriously, make the rapid-mounting check
She'll react differently if he's riding her.
bring him to the tower training room when you catch him ill be ready to start the torture by the time you get him there *heads for the tower training room*
>>42425You don't want to fight that mage?You rolled short.
Tracy flies down to grab Infernius and stuff the captain in her bag.