Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>42551It doesn't say that on the page though.
It only asks for Opportunist and Crippling Strike class features, along with +8d6 Sneak Attack damage.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Lingering_Damagehttps://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Sneak_Attack_of_Opportunity >>42555You don't see the [EPIC] next to the feat name?
>>42554"t-t-t-thez *burp* me a shit meme thez, shove me in y-y-you *burp*"
>>42556Does that imply that you can't select it until you have 20 levels? There are other feats that require minimum class levels, but these don't.
What about the holodeck? I don't see any restrictions for acquiring feats through other means.
>>42561I asked for an epic feat back when we were first selecting feats, GM said no epic feats for non-epic characters, and if I have to wait for ebin feats, so do you
>>42563Alright then. I guess I'll just have to wait until lvl 20.
Let me look at the list again..
>>42562What page did you pull that Devoted to A Cause feat from?
So the party has a handy new airship, which is much faster and more maneuverable than the Tower. It also has fixed cannons that were able to dent the Tower. Lenos, and now Thez are 'examining' the bar, aside from a couple-dozen pirates lining the deck and somehow Infernius turning himself into a pickle, nothing but the sound of the wind and the rhythm of the ships mechanisms running is immediate.
>>42572You said it was operated by hand crank. Was it operated by a single hand crank, or is each cannon separately operated?
Has anyone figured out the basic controls on the thing yet?
>>42571My opinion?
You need to have a very high IQ to understand....
>>42572>no sound"FUCK ZIGGERS"
Anyway, to begins to poke and prod around the ship
>>42575So long as 1. you don't crash it 2. I can adorn it with my Generals as archery support, then sure
>>42576Tell Fae to bring a Spartan up to the ship, and ask him what the hell this thing is
\r
>>42578"reeeeee it will deform the baby!"
>>42580This. Also, alcohol is degenerate
[1d20+5 = 6]>>42576Uh, I'm assuming int gives a bonus.
So, bonus is +2 (Arcana knowledge) +3 int
What are feats btw?
>>42583>1I'm gonna go kill myself now
>>42570in the email field or what
>>42582"Hiss!"
Well, yes. Typical of homebrew feats, they function more like multiple ex's or sp's than a normal feat. But they look very easy to split into smaller parts, so that you can get some of the benefits while some are nerfed. I also think "Architype" feats are different than general feats in how they are acquired, but I really don't know and can't say how
>>42587Oh now I get a good fucking d20 roll
Fuck off script
>>42588She qualifies for the listed prereqs, and I think they match her meme-thematics.
>>42590>>42592>>42593Just fyi, if you want to test things, there's also a hidden board for it:
>>>/test/ >>42591I'm not sure, but I think an archetype feat is added on almost like a template on top of the character, rather than an acquired skill
>>42594Thanks for the link, for some reason I can never get there
>>42596I guess that means no then.
>>42583Feats are learned skills or abilities that don't fit with basic skills. Think of them as technique(s) that the player learns to accommodate their existing abilities.
>>42598Cuz you need more hacks?
>>42599>>42596How do archetypes work anyway? I was just poking around the page that last link was from.
>>42601You pick them. You already get like, 8 (1 + /3levels) and probably a bonus one or two. As role-playing tools they're really handy, or just as modifiers they work too.
>>42603>I get 8Holy fuck
How many skills can I pick to be maxxed with my skill points?
>>42604>>42599I noticed that it was overlooked that Torcuil and Trumpaladin are eligible for an additional feat as a racial quality of being human. Can Trumpaladin select Weapon Focus for use of Vanderiem
or does that feat need to go towards "weapon proficiency, bastard sword>>42603>>42604Actually, the number of feats at 17th level is 6, +1 for humans
>>42603"Thez can you pick me up? it dirty down here."
By the way, lest I forget, I did want to give shit to Infernius and Torcuil, who's faggots couldn't contain themselves from cross-threading in the 4cc thread, and especially Torcuil for thinking this was the first trophy Mlpol has gotten Xp
>>42604You can only have as many ranks in a skill as you have levels for Class skills, and you can only have half as many in cross-class skills
>>42606"I can't believe we're having this conversation," she laments before slapping him down on the bar.
"Why are you a pickle?"
>>42610Oh I was facepalming the entire time
>>42608The number of ranks you can have in a skill is equal to the class level plus 3 for class skills
http://www.ign.com/wikis/dungeons-and-dragons/Level_and_XP_progression >>42609"because me can mort.....thez."
>>42611blame him
>>42612Torcuil is now 17th level. He can have up to 17 in any class-related skill or 8 in any non-class skill.
>>42614"And how do you plan to
not be a pickle, given that we don't even know what is on this ship? How did you become a pickle in the first place?"
Thez sighs and places Infernius in her drink, intent on continuing the discussion as she wanders about the ship, venturing below-deck to check it out.
>>42614He's Animal Domain, Right?
Doesn't he get Shapechange at this level?
>>42617>Me unironically trying to make sense of thisDon't mind me, I've been a huge autist all day today..
Can Tracy ransack the bodies/ship?
>>42620It looks pretty high class
Tracy looks around for anything worth taking.
>>42621"Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Turn me into a horse or pony!"
>>42622Well, I guess its better for me to be slightly autistic and get it out on the web than with people I know irl. Now can we shut up about it?>>42625I swear we get fucking weirder every bred
>>42627Lewd
>>42621"And that's what you went with?"
>>42627*touches Infernius's Pickle*
>>42630"me thought it would be funny."
>>42628yea we can.>>42631 >>42632"klattu verata nikto"
*you are now flash sentry*
>>42628Alright, so aside from completely failing his initial attempts to understand the controls, Torcuil finds that the controls are quite simple. The ship can steer in any direction off of forward, but can't upset its gyroscopic position (down is always down). It can go forward and a minimal, medial, and nominal pace, has "poor" (per gaming terms) maneuverability, and was designed with idiots in mind (meaning, minimal user input).
>>42634Shapechange is personal only, u cant change others
>has idea
Thez also goes to Tracy, still carrying beverage Infernius.
"Do you still have the skull-shaped bottle?" Eyes beaming mischievously.
>>42641Fair point, though that means Trump can't be a pickle.
>>42643"You shush, this was your idea anyway." :3
>>42644*Sad Waifu Thief noises*
>>42642I don't think it was actually crafted, just discussed
>>42646The skull-shaped bottle is one of the ones that Thez gave Tracy some time ago. It made a cameo during the Terrasque fight. Thez has Tracy hold onto it cuz she thinks that Tracy will do something with it at some point, but in the meantime its an excuse to bug her.
[1d20 = 4]>>42647Oh. Was that the bottle of air? Also, when stealing waifus, what modifier do I apply? Diplomacy? Grapple modifiers?
Where is Tracy's faggot? Oh well. Rolling to steal Tracy
>>42648That looks like a shitty roll, but it's a 38 if diplomacy is applied, and a 26 if grapple modifiers are applied. I am an expert waifu thief
>>42635I actually understand something for once, does it have an intercom system?
>>42639Polymorph time?
>>42648There's no skill for seduction (there REALLY should be) so I would add the modifiers of Sense Motive with Diplomacy and divide that by 2, applied against a DC for the pony being seduced
>>42650Sure
For example, Scootaloo would be DC5 j/k but not by much
[1d20+30 = 31]>>42651>The only two skills I put anything into+30 on the seduction modifier then
Rolling to seduce the nearest pony, which really out to be Tracy
>>42654>I rolled a 1I managed to fuck up seducing
Tracy