Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>43176He is most definitely
not going to get what he wanted here
>>43177I can, but are you sure you want it off? Also I checked and the bump limit is the same, so I honestly don't know what is going on.
>>43179Yeah, but she just remembered what she wanted.
Also, pls bumplock.
>>43180Done
*runs*
>>43181Now how the hell is he going to be able to run away if she is on his leg?
*wobbles*
>>43182God I love mlpol
>>43185>>43186*muffled*
"im an anti-semite look at me."
>>43180Bumplock is a moot point, this bread is almost stale
>>43189Thez gasps. Apparently just the act of him speaking against her is,... stimulating.
>>43188*pets adorable little pony*
"Aww, you're irresistible when you're like that"
>>43189*looks*
"wat?"
>>43190*recites mien Kampf chapter 1*
>>43192>>43190"thez me love you,tell me how it feel"
>>43192"You're not taking my pony"
*hugs pony tightly*
"She's mine"
>>43196*embraces the fluff
>>43197"me not like tracy that way."
>>43197Yes, yes... Let the fluffiness consume you..!
>>43198"I mean... I do you like you... Maybe I'll let you pet her.
Maybe"
*buries face in fur*
>>43199reeeee*Is almost entirely consumed by fluff*
"You're so fluffy I want to die"
>>43198"She might bite you though. Or scratch you. I'm not sure"
>>43197Tracy giggles at the feeling of Brad's face sinking into her body.
>>43204She's trying to maintain her footing, if you must know.
>>43202"she not done that in awhile."
>>43203Trumpaladin is now surrounded by fluff, which is basically what he wanted.
>"should we add one of the other ponies to this?">>43206"When was the last time you tried to pet her?"
>>43205"you gonna want to sit down, me know the whole book"
>>43209"Oh... she just let you pet her? How did she respond?"
>>43208"Not... sitting makes it,... better." She giggles lewdly.
>>43207>other poniesYou've done it now
*assimilates hoo-man entirely*
>>43210"she walk away."
>>43211"oh your a dirty girl huh?"
*chapter 3 initiated*
>>43212The fluff that was around him comes closer to his skin, like it's a sentient force. It slowly envelopes him. Consumes him. He becomes indistinct from the fluff
>>43213The ball of blue fluff responds in Trumpaladin's voice
"Good. The fluff is mine.
All mine"
>>43214"she let pet mane though."
Uhm, quick question: when did Tracy become fluffy?
>>43215The ball of blue fur that one can only assume was once Trumpaladin hisses
>>43216Just a few moments ago.
She's the Element of Unoriginality: one of her talents is ripping-off other OCs.
>>43216Eh. This post
>>43196>>43218This. So much this
>>43219*reaches out with blue furred arms to rub and feel and hug the remainer of the pony*
"Did they ever make you wear one of the full body suits in mental asylums? If they're like this, it's pretty cosy"
>>43218So she just decided to go fluffy?
>>43213I'm reminded of that Aryanne pic where she's speaking at a podium and has a vibrator attached
>>43221"I've worn straight-jackets before, but they could never hold me for long.. They're not that cosy.."
>>43222Yes.
We Flufflepuff nao.
>>43223"I see..."
Hugs fluff, because there is just never enough
>>43225At least post the pic with the straightjacket...
>>43228There's only like 320 pics of Tracy Cage and no new ones, compared to a pony like Flash Sentry who has over 7000 and evidently a number of fans. There are only so many to uploadThe image I really want to upload, a picture of Chrystalis being consumed by flufflepuffs, didn't want to upload>>43229"Is your past behind you, on Equestria? Is it best to forget about it? Are you starting anew?"
>>43231I have a bunch of pics on a zip."You can take a pony out of Equestria, but you can't take Equestria out of a pony. Now shhhh..."
*stuffs head deep down into infinite chasm of fluff*
>>43231>picDammit, I really do regret losing those meme-knives...
>>43235I need to graduate first... And probably get some experience as a prosecutor first... I applied to three offices this morning at least>>43236"You don't want to start anew?"
>>43237>>43234The trick is to just keep doing it a lot and keep exploring what you can do with your tools. If you do something enough, you're bound to get half decent at it.
>>43238"I have, silly. Years ago, I would've never hoped to have ever become a mommy, but now here I am..."
*sighs*
>>43240"Why are you sighing, little pony?"
>>43239I was starting to learn how to do basic changes to code in config before a dev nerfed it...
>>43241>"Why are you sighing, little pony?""It's just.. a nuance... Just a few months ago, my womb was as barren as a desert, but then a part of me that was supposed to be dead grew back as something
different.. it's strange, butit makes me so happy.."
>>43243>>43242I'll try. I really hope I can get one of the big offices. I've gotten interviews even at cool places but no call backs and no offers...>>43243"That's the thing, it's a nuance. Is anything else different for you?"
>>43243>>43244"uh if its a problem me could take a look, me am a doktor after all."
>>43243"What do you mean "different." What's different about how it has grown back"
>>43245"I'm not sure how to respond to that"
>>43245In a 'unique position' to conduct pelvic exams. Xp
Thez is really diggin' Pickle-I'nis btw.
P-I'nes? >>43245"No, it's not a problem at all. In fact, I think I like it."
>>43244>different"I have been getting awfully hungry lately though.. I get the weirdest cravings too.."
>>43248"Is that all? Is nothing else different from the moment you left Equestria?"
>>43247Now I know how to respond to that
>>43250"I've gained a lot of weight... and there's that thing where I catch fire.."
>>43252"want me to purge jew (((blood)))?"
>>43252"I don't think you're understanding me. You are referring to physical changes. I am asking about changes to the way you want to live your life"
>>43253"YES!"
>>43253"N-no.. I don't know what'd happen to my new womb..."
>>43254>changes to the way you want to live your lifeShe's less chaotic than I would've played her.
>>43255"Nothing bad, I assure you"
>>43256Um... can you have
her answer?
>>43255"me can see you're concerns,me could give iv of hores blood."
>>43257>I assure youWhat does he know?
>her answerIdk how to communicate that, desu.
Thez has now migrated to the jaccuzzi, otherwise carry on.
>>43258>What does he knowLol. Have you noticed he greats every resurrected creature that wakes up in the Entertron with "You were resurrected by the power of Football"?
>>43258"No no! We pump holy water into her through an IV. That will purge undesirable elements for sure!"
>>43261>holy water into her through an IV.No, staph. That will literally burn her like acid.
Can Tracy add some vials of alchemist fire to her bag?
>>43263No, it burns ebil creatures. That's how holy water works.
>>43260"Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt ana.
denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.
In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
und das heißt: ana.
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
und mein Glück, ana.
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.
Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
schaut's mich an, ana.
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
"Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?"
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
und das heißt: ana."
>>43266Only undead and evil outsiders. Ponies are safe, even evil ones
>>43266Undead and ebil outsiders only, and yes its like acid to them.
>>43267Thez, from the back of the ship, sounds almost like she's being attacked (stabbed, if you will).
>>43270"How many times have you been told "no," and proceeded anyways?"
*plans to purge the unclean elements from Tracy*
>>43269*keks as hard as possible*
>>43277*Is fuzzed out... for now*
>>43278>*sinks ever-deeper into the Plane of Fluffiness*"There, there.." *pats flank*
"It'll be alright.."