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Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42116
42119 42121
Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
1135 replies and 126 files omitted.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43060
43063
>>43059
White Pride.
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.43061
43062 43063
>>43059
I wanted 'murica again
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43062
43064
>>43061
weak.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43063
43064 43065 43066
>>43060
Dev contacted, but it's like 11pm or something where he is so who knows when it will be changed.

*Trumpony gives Infernius a charming smile and glance, then exits the craft, giving Infernius a nice look at his amazing flank*

>>43061
Done.

>>43058
Reeeeee! Why you got to say it like that?
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.43064
43066
>>43062
Would you prefer me go full ancap?
>>43063
Thanks
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43065
43068 43071 43072
16 - 2 (1).jpg
>>43063
>Why you got to say it like that?
Because that's what you're doing.
>tfw feels like bathhouse
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43066
43067 43068
>>43064
yes
>>43063
imfernuis is missing.

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43067
43068
>>43066
gm said he was.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43068
43070
>>43065
I'm not sharing my soon to be husbando with Tracy, if that's your aim here

>>43066
>>43067
I think he meant that you were missing - Infernius's faggot
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43069
43071 43072
16.4.17. - 1.jpg
@43068

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43070
43072 43123
>>43068
i took it as thez knocked me out and put me somewhere safe.
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.43071
43072
>>43065
Then so be it
Trump's faggot, do it please
>>43069
does Trumpaladin like traps now?
GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
WjJfm
?
No.43072
43073 43074 43075
image.jpeg
>>43065
>>43069
I'm pleased to see you've embraced the Paladin aesthetic. Wanna play as a Paladin with me?

>>43070
Aww. Rolling smell check to look for Infernius

>>43071
What? Hell no. Traps are gay. Also, do what?
\r
WjJfm
?
No.43073
[1d20 = 19]
>>43072
Forgot to roll. He should still smell like Thez
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43074
43078
25.11.16. - 1.gif
>>43072
Do hoo-mans have Scent?

Also, pic
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.43075
43077 43078
>>43072
>traps are gay
>would fuck infernis
Boi
Anonymous
lK8Ew
?
No.43076
43078
1512227664793.jpg
>this thread
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43077
43078
>>43075
infernuis is not a trap.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43078
43080 43081
ad463a2c457f27701c572b0d497d795d1945f8e6.png
>>43074
Humans can smell pussy when it's completely covering the fur of a large humanoid creature

>>43075
Traps are really fucking gay, stop talking about them. Also, do you mean to imply that you wouldn't fuck Infernius?

>>43076
Crusade with me! Crusade with us!

>>43077
This.
Anonymous
lK8Ew
?
No.43079
43080 43082
16 - 1.jpg
>Wild Solar appears
But unironically, cease this faggotry right now
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.43080
43082 43083 43084
>>43078
Yes I am implying that
>>43079
Hey, I er starte
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43081
43082
>>43078
i thought you were a Pegasus?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43082
1513374655896.jpg
>>43079
>All these crusading and holy smiting posts
You should definitely trade in your blackguard levels for Paladin

>>43080
>wouldn't fuck infernius
Fag

>>43081
For like another hour, but yeah I think you are right
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.43083
>>43080
My keyboard just had a sezure
*I never started
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43084
43086
>>43080
oh sorry me not good enough.

Anonymous
lK8Ew
?
No.43085
43086
@43082
Seriously though, stop the gay shit.
>trade levels.
Not possible.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43086
1510536674323.png
>>43084
This. Like how stuck up must he be to say that?

>>43085
Through GM, all things are possible.

JOIN THE TEMPLAR!
Anonymous
lK8Ew
?
No.43087
43088
@43086
Eh, If I could trade levels, I'd trade something else.
Tracy is neither lawful nor good, and it'd be dumb to play her as such.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43088
>>43087
>neither lawful nor good
You should change that. She's annoying as neutral evil, and Lawful Good is just objectively the best alignment

>something else
What would your preferred set of levels be?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43104
43105
>>43103
Stop fucking telling me how to play a lawful good character if you want to claim "lol ebin ebil upvote me please!" who isn't evil but stupid and fucks over the whole party in the process. The hypocrisy is beyond obnoxoious
Anonymous
lK8Ew
?
No.43105
43109
>>43104
You're right, I really haven't been playing her ebil enough to meet the role.
It's difficult when she can't keep anything secret though..
Anonymous
lK8Ew
?
No.43106
43107
Batman-chaotic-good.png
>>43102
>>>/test/

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43107
43108 43109
>>43106
batman is lawful good though.
Anonymous
lK8Ew
?
No.43108
>>43107
Was just testing to see if my memes were deleted.
And yeah, he's more lawful.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43109
43110 43111
>>43105
No, I'm talking about how you have her do shit that fucks over the party while moralizing about what the rest of us do or don't do. Pick one, and fuck off with the hypocrisy

>>43107
Strangely enough, this. It's under appreciated just how damned principled Batman is
Anonymous
lK8Ew
?
No.43110
43113
>>43109
How would you play an ebil character?
Anonymous
lK8Ew
?
No.43111
>>43109
>It's under appreciated just how damned principled Batman is
Yeah, I didn't read the meme before posting.
Batman is actually really lawful, perhaps more than a lot of heroes, despite how he works.
Anonymous
lK8Ew
?
No.43112
I g2g
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43113
43115 43124
>>43110
GM said the defining feature of the good-evil alignment is service to others against service to self. So selfish. Because most moral principles actually have some utility to them, he couldn't be pure evil because morals like honesty and loyalty are generally necessary to maintain group cohesion or the trust that allows for voluntary exchange. He's make up for the lack of purity in evil in the shear scale of what is done. I definitely wouldn't do pointless, non-self serving evil acts, since they don't have any real benefit and can have harms
Anonymous
lK8Ew
?
No.43115
43116 43118
>>43113
>he couldn't be pure evil because morals like honesty and loyalty are generally necessary to maintain group cohesion or the trust that allows for voluntary exchange
That's Lawful Ebil.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43116
43117
>>43115
Precisely. It's definitely my favored villain alignment
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43117
43118 43119
>>43116
mine is chaotic ebil.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43118
43120
>>43117
But chaotic evil isn't as strong. If you don't have rules and covenants and oaths then you can't facilitate trust, and if you don't have trust you can neither succeed in large collective endevours nor repeated voluntary exchange. And when you don't have that, you can't accomplish anything truly great...

>>43115
As for how to play neutral evil... I think I'd have to reduce ambitions/expectations
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43119
>>43117
I mean, you're allowed to like whatever you like, I just like structure and glory
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43120
43121
>>43118
you don't necessarily need trust, you could control everyone through fear.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43121
43122
>>43120
Maybe if you have very high grade and enhanced super powers, maybe, but even then, you'll be afraid to go to sleep. In general, humans are not very powerful as individuals, regardless of how intelligent, strong, or well resourced they are, and giving them standard fantasy superpowers increases that but actually not by a lot. Where humans really gain their power is in getting other humans to do things for them that they want. That requires someone to actually want to do you bidding and believe that you aren't going to fuck them over next. But when you have a class of people - or better, and entire nation - willing to execute your commands, then you've got some serious power, especially when combined with standard fantasy super powers
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43122
>>43121
my ideal choatic evil character would be a troll lich.

Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43123
43128 43132
>>43014
.tey erus toN.
>>43039
Actually, it was a schiavonna, and he didn't use weapon finesse.
>>43042
If you must know, if Thez was a porta-potty, she'd be "occupied".
>>43048
Korak's sword isn't a 'cane sword', its a basket-hilted sword that transforms into a cane when the user engages the mechanism in it.
>>43053
Damage-wise, its a long sword.
>>43056
Oh god
>>43058
At least this one wouldn't be wearing pink armor
>>43070
Not knocked out, just stunned so she could shove the bottle of air down his throat without him resisting. He is,... safe.


Anonymous
lK8Ew
?
No.43124
43125 43126
>>43113
>He's make up for the lack of purity in evil in the shear scale of what is done. I definitely wouldn't do pointless, non-self serving evil acts
See, that's exactly my issue here. I want to do really ebil things, even if only once in a while, but I can't really think of things she could do and get away with in this environment. When I think of neutral ebil, I think "does whatever she can get away with", although it's hard to keep secrets in a campaign like this.
>the defining feature of the good-evil alignment is service to others against service to self
Idk.. I can think of a lot of characters who were objectively ebil, but really weren't helping themselves at all. I always took the dicotomy of "good vs ebil" as "helping people vs hurting people". The defining qualities of an ebil character should be determined by their cruelty, malice, or willingness to cause great harm or suffering unto others, for whatever reason or lack of reason that may be.
Even in lore and fiction surrounding /tg/ games, it's not hard to find objectively ebil characters who didn't really do much in service to themselves. A lot of LE characters could be some jerk committing vile acts for "the greater good" (bullshit), while other LE or even NE characters may be loyal cohorts to ebil people they respect, or champions of nations that happen to serve ebil gods. For these kinds of characters, you can tell their evil by the cruel acts they commit, their depravity, or the dastardly methods they use to carry-out whatever it is they do: if you're killing babies, even if it benefits you in no way, you're probably ebil. Even CE characters don't have to be motivated by self-interest to be ebil; oftentimes they're only motivated by pure hatred something else that makes them choose to destroy everything or hurt innocent people.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43125
43126
>>43124
Killing babies always benefits the person doing it anon
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43126
43127 43129 43133
>>43124
>>43124
>if you're killing babies, even if it benefits you in no way, you're probably ebil
Well, yeah, but why? Like why do it

> oftentimes they're only motivated by pure hatred
Sure, but what is the cause of this hatred? Even hatred and revenge have causes, and I think it makes for a more compelling character and story when you can understand why

I think that what you really want to do is play a stupid character who does dumb things.

>>43125
Oh hush
Anonymous
lK8Ew
?
No.43127
43132
>>43126
>Like why do it
Idk, if the laws of your land demand it, or you're motivated by hatred or anger, or if you're just a psycopath... etc
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43128
43130 43132
>>43123
yea,he is where i think he is then.
Anonymous
lK8Ew
?
No.43129
43131 43132
>>43126
>what is the cause of this hatred?
It could be anything. Culture, instinct, revenge.. etc.
Anonymous
lK8Ew
?
No.43130
43132
>>43128
Tracy will want to talk to him later.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43131
>>43129
they could have been mr sheckstein's pizza.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43132
43136
>>43127
If there's a real reason then sure. And it needs to be a half-way reasonable reason, otherwise you can't sympathize with the character and it's just, well, stupidity

>>43123
>>43128
Whelp, no stealing Thez or Infernius then. Guess that leaves one target of opportunity

>>43129
Sure, there can be reason for things, they just have to, you know, actually exist

>>43130
Tracy is stolen right now
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43133
43134 43136 43137
6.jpg
>>43126
>I think that what you really want to do is play a stupid character who does dumb things.
No, I'm just trying to play a sadistic, psychopathic character who kills/tortures/mutilates other sentient creatures whenever she can get away with it, because she feels like it.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43134
43135 43141
>>43133
no stab infernuis' child.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43135
>>43134
She won't stab his kid.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43136
43138 43139 43140
>>43132
Well, I suppose if one wants to get technical, she's not fully occupied, and come to think of it, she's probably more receptive to attention,....
>>43133
Definitely should head to Cardashil then
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43137
43138
>>43133
Uh huh. Be grateful you got an innocent unicorn, and stay away from my humans
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43138
>>43137
>Be grateful you got an innocent unicorn
The frustration of getting the wrong target would've overridden any kind of gratification she felt at the time.
>>43136
I've been wanting to for months.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43139
43140 43142 43144
>>43136
>she's not fully occupied
She did fail that Concentration check..
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43140
43144
>>43136
>she's probably more receptive to attention,….
......
>>43139
this.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43141
43143 43144
>>43134
Let her speak to him when you can though. I want to summon Dadybird now that the chicks have hatched.
WjJfm
?
No.43142
43145
[1d20+30 = 36]
>>43139
Stealing Tracy
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43143
>>43141
they'll talk.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43144
43146 43155
>>43139
He just slipped out
>>43140
For the record, I've had a full stat-table for horny Thez the whole time, but the only time it would have been active previously is when Tracy cut off her tail, and it was busy so I didn't play it that way, and now the durpy ion stone is attached to the fetus. Still, Pickle-I'nis is having an observable effect on her.
>>43141
Dadybird?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43145
43148
567045__explicit_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_anus_female_nicolas cage_nudity_plot_ponut_presenting_prone_solo_solo fe.png
>>43142
>steal
Yeah, sure.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43146
43147
quai_vat_chim-1_kienthuc_cffk.jpg
>>43144
>Dadybird
Their father. He was stunned last time we saw him.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43147
43149
>>43146
And how do you plan to summon him? "Dadybird, call on line 1"?
WjJfm
?
No.43148
image.png
[1d20+22 = 39]
>>43145
Um, I mean claim or take. Rolling for grapple now to take pony
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43149
43150 43152
>>43147
Summon Nature's Ally VIII. Infernius has it as a Domain spell.
Dadybird is probably the only roc in the region, so wouldn't the spell call him?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43150
43151 43152
>>43149
The hell are you going to do with a full sized make roc? Thez told him to fuck off anyways
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43151
43153 43154
>>43150
Let him know that his daughters are fine...
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43152
43154 43158
>>43149
Except that summons don't originate from the native plane, even if they're creatures that are native.
>>43150
She told him not to get himself killed, there's a difference.

Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43153
>>43151
"D'aww, that's so sweet of you! Who's a good girl?"
*blows into pony belly*
"Who's a good girl?"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43154
>>43152
>>43151
I can send a tweet. That'll provoke a response
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43155
43156 43161
1514346473870.jpg
>>43144
Good,Good.
>tfw pickle infernuis hasnt came once.
WjJfm
?
No.43156
43157
[1d20+22 = 24]
>>43155
Lol, I love your priorities in this game

Rolling to pin pony
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43157
43159
>>43156
>Combined score of 24
Uh... maybe that's enough?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43158
>>43152
Oh, I didn't see the distinction in the spell description. I knew that the Summon Monster description specified an "extraplanar creature", so I assumed the "natural creature" described on Nature's Ally was from the native plane.
I was going to do that scene when the birds got big enough to fly, but I thought I might have been able to do it earlier..
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43159
43160
>>43157
Not if she were unwilling.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43160
43162
>>43159
She'd have to win an opposed grapple check
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43161
43165
>>43155
Pickle-I'nis has a phallus?

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43162
43163
>>43160
Or an Escape artist check, to which she applies her 19 ranks and Dexterity modifier.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43163
43164
>>43162
Still a dice roll
lK8Ew
?
No.43164
43166
[1d20+23 = 37]
>>43163
Rolling to play hard to catch.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43165
>>43161
no but he has testicles.
which are blue right now.
WjJfm
?
No.43166
43167
[1d20+22 = 38]
>>43164
Reeeeeee! Rolling to grapple the pony again!

Although I think she was already grappled and was pinned, so an escape artist win would move her from pinned to only grappled, but eh, who cares. Grapple pony
lK8Ew
?
No.43167
43169
[1d20+12 = 29]
>>43166
>attack of opportunity
*assumes monstrous shape*
Rolling to trip with chain
WjJfm
?
No.43169
43170
[1d20+22 = 37]
>>43167
>>43168
Rolling to remove horse thing
lK8Ew
?
No.43170
43171 43173
[1d20+4 = 15]
>>43169
>Implying you could lift 1800 pounds of pure sex
Ride check to stay seated
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43171
>>43170
I was just getting creative there..
*politely gets off paladin*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43172
43174 43175
Aso, why is this thread still on the overboard?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43173
43176
>>43170
I don't think you quite succeeded with that

Trumpaladin, realizing he's not going to get the fluffy cute stuffed animal that he wanted, leaves
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43174
43177
>>43172
we will never get any new players if it stays off the overboard.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43175
43177
>>43172
Some Admin must have changed the bump limit without telling us or (more likely) I never saw them say it was changed
lK8Ew
?
No.43176
43179
[1d20+12 = 21]
>>43173
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
>Retreating from threatened square
Attack of opportunity
Rolling to trip once more