Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>43060Dev contacted, but it's like 11pm or something where he is so who knows when it will be changed.
*Trumpony gives Infernius a charming smile and glance, then exits the craft, giving Infernius a nice look at his amazing flank*
>>43061Done.
>>43058Reeeeee! Why you got to say it like that?
>>43063>Why you got to say it like that?Because that's what you're doing.
>tfw feels like bathhouse >>43065I'm not sharing my soon to be husbando with Tracy, if that's your aim here
>>43066>>43067I think he meant that you were missing - Infernius's faggot
>>43068i took it as thez knocked me out and put me somewhere safe.
>>43065Then so be it
Trump's faggot, do it please>>43069does Trumpaladin like traps now?
GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
>>43065>>43069I'm pleased to see you've embraced the Paladin aesthetic. Wanna play as a Paladin with me?
>>43070Aww. Rolling smell check to look for Infernius
>>43071What? Hell no. Traps are gay. Also, do what?
\r
[1d20 = 19]>>43072Forgot to roll. He should still smell like Thez
>>43074Humans can smell pussy when it's completely covering the fur of a large humanoid creature
>>43075Traps are really fucking gay, stop talking about them. Also, do you mean to imply that you
wouldn't fuck Infernius?
>>43076Crusade with me! Crusade with us!
>>43077This.
>Wild Solar appears
But unironically, cease this faggotry right now
>>43078i thought you were a Pegasus?
>>43079>All these crusading and holy smiting postsYou should definitely trade in your blackguard levels for Paladin
>>43080>wouldn't fuck inferniusFag
>>43081For like another hour, but yeah I think you are right
>>43080My keyboard just had a sezure
*I never started
>>43080oh sorry me not good enough.
@43082
Seriously though, stop the gay shit.
>trade levels.
Not possible.
>>43084This. Like how stuck up must he be to say that?
>>43085Through GM, all things are possible.
JOIN THE TEMPLAR!
@43086
Eh, If I could trade levels, I'd trade something else.
Tracy is neither lawful nor good, and it'd be dumb to play her as such.
>>43087>neither lawful nor goodYou should change that. She's annoying as neutral evil, and Lawful Good is just objectively the best alignment
>something elseWhat would your preferred set of levels be?
>>43103
Stop fucking telling me how to play a lawful good character if you want to claim "lol ebin ebil upvote me please!" who isn't evil but stupid and fucks over the whole party in the process. The hypocrisy is beyond obnoxoious
>>43104You're right, I really haven't been playing her ebil enough to meet the role.
It's difficult when she can't keep anything secret though..
>>43106batman is lawful good though.
>>43107Was just testing to see if my memes were deleted.
And yeah, he's more lawful.
>>43105No, I'm talking about how you have her do shit that fucks over the party while moralizing about what the rest of us do or don't do. Pick one, and fuck off with the hypocrisy
>>43107Strangely enough, this. It's under appreciated just how damned principled Batman is
>>43109How would you play an ebil character?
>>43109>It's under appreciated just how damned principled Batman isYeah, I didn't read the meme before posting.
Batman is actually really lawful, perhaps more than a lot of heroes, despite how he works.
>>43110GM said the defining feature of the good-evil alignment is service to others against service to self. So selfish. Because most moral principles actually have some utility to them, he couldn't be
pure evil because morals like honesty and loyalty are generally necessary to maintain group cohesion or the trust that allows for voluntary exchange. He's make up for the lack of purity in evil in the shear scale of what is done. I definitely wouldn't do pointless, non-self serving evil acts, since they don't have any real benefit and can have harms
>>43115Precisely. It's definitely my favored villain alignment
>>43117But chaotic evil isn't as strong. If you don't have rules and covenants and oaths then you can't facilitate trust, and if you don't have trust you can neither succeed in large collective endevours nor repeated voluntary exchange. And when you don't have that, you can't accomplish anything truly great...
>>43115As for how to play neutral evil... I think I'd have to reduce ambitions/expectations
>>43117I mean, you're allowed to like whatever you like, I just like structure and glory
>>43118you don't necessarily need trust, you could control everyone through fear.
>>43120Maybe if you have
very high grade and enhanced super powers, maybe, but even then, you'll be afraid to go to sleep. In general, humans are not very powerful as individuals, regardless of how intelligent, strong, or well resourced they are, and giving them standard fantasy superpowers increases that but actually not by a lot. Where humans
really gain their power is in getting other humans to do things for them that they want. That requires
someone to actually want to do you bidding and believe that you aren't going to fuck them over next. But when you have a class of people - or better, and entire nation - willing to execute your commands,
then you've got some serious power, especially when combined with standard fantasy super powers
>>43121my ideal choatic evil character would be a troll lich.
>>43014.tey erus toN.
>>43039Actually, it was a schiavonna, and he didn't use weapon finesse.
>>43042If you must know, if Thez was a porta-potty, she'd be "occupied".
>>43048Korak's sword isn't a 'cane sword', its a basket-hilted sword that transforms into a cane when the user engages the mechanism in it.
>>43053Damage-wise, its a long sword.
>>43056Oh god
>>43058At least this one wouldn't be wearing pink armor
>>43070Not knocked out, just stunned so she could shove the bottle of air down his throat without him resisting. He is,... safe.
>>43113>He's make up for the lack of purity in evil in the shear scale of what is done. I definitely wouldn't do pointless, non-self serving evil actsSee, that's exactly my issue here. I want to do
really ebil things, even if only once in a while, but I can't really think of things she could do and get away with in this environment. When I think of neutral ebil, I think "does whatever she can get away with", although it's hard to keep secrets in a campaign like this.
>the defining feature of the good-evil alignment is service to others against service to selfIdk.. I can think of a lot of characters who were objectively ebil, but really weren't helping themselves at all. I always took the dicotomy of "good vs ebil" as "helping people vs hurting people". The defining qualities of an ebil character should be determined by their cruelty, malice, or willingness to cause great harm or suffering unto others, for whatever reason or lack of reason that may be.
Even in lore and fiction surrounding /tg/ games, it's not hard to find objectively ebil characters who didn't really do much in service to themselves. A lot of LE characters could be some jerk committing vile acts for "the greater good" (bullshit), while other LE or even NE characters may be loyal cohorts to ebil people they respect, or champions of nations that happen to serve ebil gods. For these kinds of characters, you can tell their evil by the cruel acts they commit, their depravity, or the dastardly methods they use to carry-out whatever it is they do: if you're killing babies, even if it benefits you in no way, you're probably ebil. Even CE characters don't have to be motivated by self-interest to be ebil; oftentimes they're only motivated by pure hatred something else that makes them choose to destroy everything or hurt innocent people.
>>43124Killing babies
always benefits the person doing it anon
>>43124>>43124>if you're killing babies, even if it benefits you in no way, you're probably ebilWell, yeah, but why? Like why do it
> oftentimes they're only motivated by pure hatredSure, but what is the cause of this hatred? Even hatred and revenge have causes, and I think it makes for a more compelling character and story when you can understand why
I think that what you really want to do is play a
stupid character who does
dumb things.
>>43125Oh hush
>>43126>Like why do itIdk, if the laws of your land demand it, or you're motivated by hatred or anger, or if you're just a psycopath... etc
>>43123yea,he is where i think he is then.
>>43126>what is the cause of this hatred?It could be anything. Culture, instinct, revenge.. etc.
>>43128Tracy will want to talk to him later.
>>43129they could have been mr sheckstein's pizza.
>>43127If there's a real reason then sure. And it needs to be a half-way reasonable reason, otherwise you can't sympathize with the character and it's just, well, stupidity
>>43123>>43128Whelp, no stealing Thez or Infernius then. Guess that leaves one target of opportunity
>>43129Sure, there can be reason for things, they just have to, you know, actually exist
>>43130Tracy is stolen right now
>>43126>I think that what you really want to do is play a stupid character who does dumb things.No, I'm just trying to play a sadistic, psychopathic character who kills/tortures/mutilates other sentient creatures whenever she can get away with it, because she
feels like it.
>>43133no stab infernuis' child.
>>43132Well, I suppose if one wants to get technical, she's not
fully occupied, and come to think of it, she's probably more receptive to attention,....
>>43133Definitely should head to Cardashil then
>>43133Uh huh. Be grateful you got an innocent unicorn, and stay away from my humans
>>43137>Be grateful you got an innocent unicornThe frustration of getting the wrong target would've overridden any kind of gratification she felt at the time.
>>43136I've been wanting to for months.
>>43134Let her speak to him when you can though.
I want to summon Dadybird now that the chicks have hatched. >>43139He just slipped out
>>43140For the record, I've had a full stat-table for horny Thez the whole time, but the only time it would have been active previously is when Tracy cut off her tail, and it was busy so I didn't play it that way, and now the durpy ion stone is attached to the fetus. Still, Pickle-I'nis is having an observable effect on her.
>>43141Dadybird?
>>43144>DadybirdTheir father. He was stunned last time we saw him.
>>43146And how do you plan to summon him? "Dadybird, call on line 1"?
[1d20+22 = 39]>>43145Um, I mean claim or take. Rolling for grapple now to take pony
>>43147Summon Nature's Ally VIII. Infernius has it as a Domain spell.
Dadybird is probably the only roc in the region, so wouldn't the spell call him?
>>43149The hell are you going to do with a full sized make roc? Thez told him to fuck off anyways
>>43150Let him know that his daughters are fine...
>>43149Except that summons don't originate from the native plane, even if they're creatures that are native.
>>43150She told him not to get himself killed, there's a difference.
>>43151"D'aww, that's so sweet of you! Who's a good girl?"
*blows into pony belly*
"Who's a good girl?"
>>43152>>43151I can send a tweet. That'll provoke a response
[1d20+22 = 24]>>43155Lol, I love your priorities in this game
Rolling to pin pony
>>43156>Combined score of 24Uh... maybe that's enough?
>>43152Oh, I didn't see the distinction in the spell description. I knew that the Summon Monster description specified an "extraplanar creature", so I assumed the "natural creature" described on Nature's Ally was from the native plane.
I was going to do that scene when the birds got big enough to fly, but I thought I might have been able to do it earlier..
>>43157Not if she were unwilling.
>>43159She'd have to win an opposed grapple check
>>43155Pickle-I'nis has a phallus?
>>43160Or an Escape artist check, to which she applies her 19 ranks and Dexterity modifier.
[1d20+23 = 37]>>43163Rolling to play hard to catch.
>>43161no but he has testicles.
which are blue right now.
[1d20+22 = 38]>>43164Reeeeeee! Rolling to grapple the pony again!
Although I think she was already grappled and was pinned, so an escape artist win would move her from pinned to only grappled, but eh, who cares. Grapple pony
[1d20+12 = 29]>>43166>attack of opportunity*assumes monstrous shape*
Rolling to trip with chain
[1d20+22 = 37]>>43167>>43168Rolling to remove horse thing
[1d20+4 = 15]>>43169>Implying you could lift 1800 pounds of pure sexRide check to stay seated
>>43170I was just getting creative there..
*politely gets off paladin*
Aso, why is this thread still on the overboard?
>>43170I don't think you quite succeeded with that
Trumpaladin, realizing he's not going to get the fluffy cute stuffed animal that he wanted, leaves
>>43172we will never get any new players if it stays off the overboard.
>>43172Some Admin must have changed the bump limit without telling us or (more likely) I never saw them say it was changed
[1d20+12 = 21]>>43173Reeeeeeeeeeeee>Retreating from threatened squareAttack of opportunity
Rolling to trip once more