Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>42651
*intercom noises*
"This is your captain speaking, I would like you to know I'm going to try flying this fucking thing.
Uh, please fasten your seatbelts and hold on to your valuables"
Torc tries to pilot the ship towards the bay
*intercom noises*
"This is your captain speaking, I would like you to know I'm going to try flying this fucking thing.
Uh, please fasten your seatbelts and hold on to your valuables"
Torc tries to pilot the ship towards the bay
There's a classic ship-wheel, except steering-wheel size attached to what looks like a podium. There's a lever on the middle-right and a smaller one above it. a number of buttons and switches adorn the console.
I should mention, the ship its self is levelled at about 1000 feet, which is relatively clear of any potential landmarks
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>>42665
>There are no buildings over 1000 feet tall, so nothing to worry about crashing into
Nice to know
>There are no buildings over 1000 feet tall, so nothing to worry about crashing into
Nice to know
>>42666
>doesn't want to get blown up
Okay, fine. After a few rounds of daintily messing with the conrols, Torcuil figures out that the upper right is altitude, and the middle right is throttle. He's not particularly skilled, but he can be said to get an idea of how to guide the ship. No, there are no labels on the buttons and switches.
>doesn't want to get blown up
Okay, fine. After a few rounds of daintily messing with the conrols, Torcuil figures out that the upper right is altitude, and the middle right is throttle. He's not particularly skilled, but he can be said to get an idea of how to guide the ship. No, there are no labels on the buttons and switches.
Sorry I had to step out...
>>42671
>No labels
I'll let Lenos look at those later.
Uh, mid level throttle, steer towards the bay. Drop to low throttle half way. Then cut gas flip around and thrust until stopped when at the bay
>No labels
I'll let Lenos look at those later.
Uh, mid level throttle, steer towards the bay. Drop to low throttle half way. Then cut gas flip around and thrust until stopped when at the bay
>>42681
*steps over bodies*
*tears into boar*
Did the pirates drop anything interesting? Tracy's about to ransack the ship.
*steps over bodies*
*tears into boar*
Did the pirates drop anything interesting? Tracy's about to ransack the ship.
>>42680
>wtf am I supposed to make of that
I know right? I'm guessing that means he lights himself on fire, or falls off, or knocks her over, or something that gets him stabbed or raped
>wtf am I supposed to make of that
I know right? I'm guessing that means he lights himself on fire, or falls off, or knocks her over, or something that gets him stabbed or raped
>>42686
>You fall over and hit your neck in suck a way that you become quadraplegic, then she >rapes you like you asked, but you're unable to feel it or speak.
>You fall over and hit your neck in suck a way that you become quadraplegic, then she >rapes you like you asked, but you're unable to feel it or speak.
Can certain transmutations be made permanent?
>>42693
If they see you hitting on every female in the tavern, you might get a penalty.
>>42693
If they see you hitting on every female in the tavern, you might get a penalty.
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>>42704
Ones that aren't just drastic stat changes like bull's strength, but rather the ones that change the function or form of objects/people, like Animal Shape, Corrupt Weapon, or Air Walk.
Ones that aren't just drastic stat changes like bull's strength, but rather the ones that change the function or form of objects/people, like Animal Shape, Corrupt Weapon, or Air Walk.
>>42709
[happy pony noises]
"It's been a while since I've seen you like this, ~Flashy."
Hey wait, isn't Pegasus a magical beast, not an animal?
*shoots self for obnoxious metafaggotry*
[happy pony noises]
"It's been a while since I've seen you like this, ~Flashy."
Hey wait, isn't Pegasus a magical beast, not an animal?
*shoots self for obnoxious metafaggotry*
>>42716
Oh please, animal form is legit, and I've been watching the whole way. Besides, I'm letting Infernius do this pickle-shit.
Oh please, animal form is legit, and I've been watching the whole way. Besides, I'm letting Infernius do this pickle-shit.
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[2d20 = 36]
>>42720
"Finally!"
First strike is a stunning blow (DC34 v Fort), second strike is (at -4) putting the bottle of air in Infernius' mouth.
>>42720
"Finally!"
First strike is a stunning blow (DC34 v Fort), second strike is (at -4) putting the bottle of air in Infernius' mouth.
>>42726
>If someone ever makes a golem
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Anti-Communist_Machine_(3.5e_Feat)
>If someone ever makes a golem
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Anti-Communist_Machine_(3.5e_Feat)
Also, can I free Mr. Snek from the staff?
Basically effectively destroying it, but as a result Mr. Snek just follows Torc around always in snek form?
>>42732
>get ancap pony as Torc's stone horse
>give her this
Basically effectively destroying it, but as a result Mr. Snek just follows Torc around always in snek form?
>>42732
>get ancap pony as Torc's stone horse
>give her this
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>>42740
Actually, there's a rod that already fits his description.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Rod_of_the_Python
Actually, there's a rod that already fits his description.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Rod_of_the_Python
>>42745
>considers having Mr. Snek break it up.
Nah
"Come on Mr. Snek, lets go into a different room."
Torc escorts Snek into a different room.
>considers having Mr. Snek break it up.
Nah
"Come on Mr. Snek, lets go into a different room."
Torc escorts Snek into a different room.
>>42750
"Mwahahahaha<whoooof>hahaha!"
Infernius will be busy for some time. Let me reiterate, this wasyour idea. Thez on the other hand seems quite flushed.
"Mwahahahaha<whoooof>hahaha!"
Infernius will be busy for some time. Let me reiterate, this wasyour idea. Thez on the other hand seems quite flushed.
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