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Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42116
42119 42121
Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
1135 replies and 124 files omitted.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42656
>>42655
>dick caught in vaccum cleaner.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42657
42658 42661
>>42653
>has hands
-5
>>42654
I check every time that happens to make sure it wasn't a script error.
The way I'm gonna play this one is, having just recently engaged in a frivolous sexing in front of the pirates, Trump is still off his game a tad and comically misses one of his lines.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42658
42660
>>42657
>tfw pickle.
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42659
42660
>>42651
*intercom noises*
"This is your captain speaking, I would like you to know I'm going to try flying this fucking thing.
Uh, please fasten your seatbelts and hold on to your valuables"
Torc tries to pilot the ship towards the bay

Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42660
42662
>>42658
>no hands, my bad
Still a 0
>>42659
May the dice be with you.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42661
full.gif
>>42657
*Blue balled waifu thief noises*

Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42662
>>42660
What do I roll?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42663
>>42651
So... what are the DCs of the various ponies?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42664
42666 42667
There's a classic ship-wheel, except steering-wheel size attached to what looks like a podium. There's a lever on the middle-right and a smaller one above it. a number of buttons and switches adorn the console.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42665
42666 42667 42669
I should mention, the ship its self is levelled at about 1000 feet, which is relatively clear of any potential landmarks
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42666
42671
>>42664
Do the buttons and switches have labels?
And what position are the levers at?
>>42665
I will not touch altitude controll then
Y/EyQ
?
No.42667
42670
[1d20 = 11]
>>42664
>>42665
rolling for torc.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42669
42670 42672
AAGAAR01-24 (2).jpg
>>42665
>There are no buildings over 1000 feet tall, so nothing to worry about crashing into
Nice to know
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42670
>>42667
I don't need your rolls
>>42669
Kek
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42671
42677
>>42666
>doesn't want to get blown up
Okay, fine. After a few rounds of daintily messing with the conrols, Torcuil figures out that the upper right is altitude, and the middle right is throttle. He's not particularly skilled, but he can be said to get an idea of how to guide the ship. No, there are no labels on the buttons and switches.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42672
>>42669
too soon.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42673
Sorry I had to step out...
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42674
42676
>>42636
*pregnancy cravings intensify*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42675
42676 42678 42679
>>42642
"Here you go."
*gives bottle*
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42676
42680
>>42674
>>42675
"look at me, me a pickle!"
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42677
42691
>>42671
>No labels
I'll let Lenos look at those later.
Uh, mid level throttle, steer towards the bay. Drop to low throttle half way. Then cut gas flip around and thrust until stopped when at the bay
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42678
>>42675
http://ustre.am/1AD3d
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42679
42680
>>42675
Def see >>42654

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42680
42681 42682 42686
>>42676
*drools a little bit*
Fyi, if he didn't already belong to Thez, she may've just eaten him. She's like a cat in that regard.
"Do they have any food left in the chambers? Something acidic?"
>>42679
>that ridiculous modifier
>still 1 anyway
Wtf am I supposed to make of that?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42681
42683 42685 42693
>>42680
There's about 1/2 a boar
Still a fail btw
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42682
42684
>>42680
dont worry ill escape to the sewers.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42683
>>42681
>Still a fail
I know, I'm just having a hard time figuring out how to respond to it..
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42684
42687
>>42682
"You, get big again," she says, waving one hand about in reference to making magic work.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42685
42697
>>42681
*steps over bodies*
*tears into boar*

Did the pirates drop anything interesting? Tracy's about to ransack the ship.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42686
42688
>>42680
>wtf am I supposed to make of that
I know right? I'm guessing that means he lights himself on fire, or falls off, or knocks her over, or something that gets him stabbed or raped
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42687
42689
>>42684
"you don't want to put me in the jar?"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42688
42690
>>42686
>You fall over and hit your neck in suck a way that you become quadraplegic, then she >rapes you like you asked, but you're unable to feel it or speak.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42689
42692 42695
>>42687
*puts in jar because why not?*
*closes lid*
"There you go."
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42690
42695
>>42688
That's way too harsh
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42691
42695
>>42677
>waiting
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42692
>>42689
"haha pickle infernuis!!"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42693
42694 42695
>>42681
But like a real pick up artist I can roll again with a different target right?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42694
42696 42704
Can certain transmutations be made permanent?

>>42693
If they see you hitting on every female in the tavern, you might get a penalty.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42695
42697 42698 42699 42701
>>42690
I'm ok with lighting himself on fire
>>42689
"Hey!" Pulls pickle out of jar, "
>>42691
Easy maneuver. Its not like you're air-dropping ppl over ab enemy site.
>>42693
Cuz there's plenty of pones (or females for that matter) to seduce?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42696
42700 42704
>>42694
> -5 penalty on retries
Eh. I'll take it, and then go to the next tavern
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42697
>>42685
>>42695
What kind of clothes are they wearing?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42698
42702
>>42695
>not a lot of ponies
Touché. Is Felicia still pissy about that whole stabbing-her thing?
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42699
42704
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>>42695

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42700
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>>42696

Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42701
42703 42704 42705
>>42695
>piloting +1
Torc looks for the rest of the party, where are they?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42702
42707
>>42698
I'd be, desu..
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42703
42706
>>42701
I thought we were all on the airship?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42704
42706 42709 42711
>>42694
Depends, which transmutation?
>>42696
Thats seriously what you're going with
>>42699
dubs kek
>>42701
They're on the ship, surprised (relieved?) that they haven't died yet.


Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42705
42706
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>>42701
"Present"

Trumpaladin has always looked somewhat orange, but he looks more orange than usual
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42706
42708
>>42703
>>42704
I figured
"Hi guys, whats..."
>>42705
"Am I drunk already?"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42707
>>42702
I'll talk her out of it

*pets pony with wing. The blue pony*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42708
42710
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>>42706
"I don' know. You flying us all while buzzed?"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42709
42714 42915
>>42704
What's the handle animal check to have sex with a horse?
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42710
42712 42713
>>42708
"I...
That d-depends, are you a horse right now?"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42711
42764 42803 42836 42881
>>42704
Ones that aren't just drastic stat changes like bull's strength, but rather the ones that change the function or form of objects/people, like Animal Shape, Corrupt Weapon, or Air Walk.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42712
42715
>>42710
"PICKLE INI'S"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42713
42715
1563776__safe_artist-colon-xenon_flash sentry_armor_blushing_helmet_hoof hold_male_pegasus_simple background_smiling_solo_spread wings_stallion_unshorn.png
>>42710
*Trumpaladin displays his beautiful wings, gilded armor, and natural splendor*
"Yes"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42714
42716
>>42709
[happy pony noises]
"It's been a while since I've seen you like this, ~Flashy."
Hey wait, isn't Pegasus a magical beast, not an animal?
*shoots self for obnoxious metafaggotry*
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42715
42716
>>42713
>>42712
"And... hes... a...

Pickle...

Who put LSD in my tea?"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42716
42717 42718 42719
>>42714
"But not long at all since I've seen you"
*Nuzzles pony with adorable pony nuzzle

FUCK YES I'M A PONY NOW!

That's correct, and shut the hell up. I was hoping GM wouldn't notice

>>42715
"Probably best not to trust food and drink you didn't prepare yourself"
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42717
42721
>>42716
"Well, if you can't beat em..."
Torc polymorphs into a snake
"Polymorph party?"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42718
42720 42724
>>42716
Oh please, animal form is legit, and I've been watching the whole way. Besides, I'm letting Infernius do this pickle-shit.

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42719
42721
>>42716
*nuzzles back*
[nostalgic pony noises]
*kisses*
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42720
42723
>>42718
*POOF IS MINOTAUR AGAIN*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42721
42722 42724
>>42717
*Tries to avoid stepping on snake*
"Sure"

>>42719
*Nuzzles harder*
*Much harder*
"You never got over that night, did you?"
*kisses poner*
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42722
42724 42729
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>>42721
"No step"
>Torc right now
+HpHa
?
No.42723
42725 42728
[2d20 = 36]
>>42720
"Finally!"
First strike is a stunning blow (DC34 v Fort), second strike is (at -4) putting the bottle of air in Infernius' mouth.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42724
42726 42727 42729 42731
>>42718
Under normal game rules, if he shifted into an inanimate object, would he have even been able to shift back?
>>42721
"~Hmmmm... I almost thought you'd forgotten..."
*rocks hips*
>>42722
There has to be a way to give Snek proficiency in one of those gunz
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42725
42727
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>>42723
>when Thez rolls a 20 on a melee attack
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42726
42732 42764
>>42724
Is Snek an Animal or a Construct btw?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42727
42729 42730 42731
>>42724
>snek gets a gun
I really like this idea, since there's 2
>>42725
She once killed a creature immune to melee damage with a 20 and 100 roll
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42728
42739
>>42723
*Muffled concerned Minotaur noises*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42729
42731 42736 42745
>>42724
*nuzzling*
"You've never let me forget"
*Moves back and positions himself to get on top of her*
*trows forelegs over pony, and is now watching, along with Tracy, the scene in fornt of him*

>>42722
"I'll stay off your property"

>>42727
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42730
42733
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>>42727
>She once killed a creature immune to melee damage with a 20 and 100 roll

Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42731
42735 42739
>>42724
I was thinking about it
>>42727
I love my snek
Torc finds a way to summon him so they can have a snek party
I like the idea that Mr. Snek is big and derpy until action happens
Can we do the gun thing?
>>42729
[Happy tongue flick noises]
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42732
42733 42734
>>42726
>If someone ever makes a golem
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Anti-Communist_Machine_(3.5e_Feat)
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42733
42745
>>42730
Mounts Pony

>>42732
I was thinking of that for myself
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42734
42737
Also, can I free Mr. Snek from the staff?
Basically effectively destroying it, but as a result Mr. Snek just follows Torc around always in snek form?
>>42732
>get ancap pony as Torc's stone horse
>give her this
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42735
42738 42741
snake-in-hats-11feature-image-770x405.png
cute-snakes-wear-hats-87__700.jpg
snake.jpg
man_file_1048902_red-hat-society-snake-1.jpg
snake-hat-blackeyedbride.jpg
>>42731
Give him a hat too.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42736
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>>42729
Pic
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42737
42740 42744
>>42734
Make the staff intelligent, so it can transform whenever it wants.
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42738
>>42735
Sneks in hats are a beautiful thing.
Consider it done, but what kind of hat?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42739
42742 42744 42746
>>42728
Though his ability to take in air from outside, the air supply of the bottle currently lodged in his throat is sufficient to sustain him.
"Well? Are you waiting for something?"
>>42731
>gun thing
Kind of like the image with the snek having a luger

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42740
42743 42744
>>42737
And convert him into a rod after you use up all of his spells.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42741
42745
>>42735
*is humping pony*
[Happy Horse Noises]
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42742
>>42739
"outside is* compromised*, the"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42743
42747 42748
>>42740
Actually, there's a rod that already fits his description.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Rod_of_the_Python
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42744
42748
>>42739
I meant will you allow it, but lets fucking do it.
>>42740
>>42737
Smart, Torc transforms back and does the intellegence thing.
"There you go Mr. Snek, now to get you a hat."
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42745
42749 42752
>>42729
"Unf..!
It's been a while since we did it like this."
>>42733
*is mounted*
>>42741
[happy pony noises]
*bucks*
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42746
42748
>>42739
*confused look*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42747
>>42743
Since he's a quarterstaff, can he be made into a two-part weapon?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42748
42750 42752
>>42743
Thats what snek is based off of
>>42744
Don't get shot training snek, but sure
>>42746
"GO PICKLE AGAIN!!" she's pushing him, but not in any particular direction.
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42749
42751 42754
>>42745
>considers having Mr. Snek break it up.
Nah
"Come on Mr. Snek, lets go into a different room."
Torc escorts Snek into a different room.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42750
42752 42753
>>42748
*is pickle nao*
"pickle infernuis!"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42751
42752 42756
>>42749
"THffff Thfffff" are the sounds of Snek's tongue shooting in and out emphatically.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42752
42756 42757
>>42745
"Indeed it has."
*humps pony*
"I like doing it like this"

>>42748
>>42750
*is watching, really intently*
[pony sex noises]

>>42751
Snek wants to watch too
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42753
42755
>>42750
"Mwahahahaha<whoooof>hahaha!"
Infernius will be busy for some time. Let me reiterate, this wasyour idea. Thez on the other hand seems quite flushed.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42754
42756
>>42749
>inb4 "mr.snake" is a female
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42755
1492436756171.jpg
>>42753

Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42756
42758
Can Torc somehow increase Mr. Snek's INT? Actually, are his stats the same as a giant constrictor or something else?
>>42752
No he doesn't
>>42751
Wait, does he?
Ew
>>42754
Don't curse me like this