This begins thread #7 of the ongoing RP game that has 6 previous editions. You know who you are, and and anyone wanting to play just post "I'd like to play," or "Can I join?" or "Here,".
No faggots. When I say faggot, I'm being roman; be not utterly worthless in appearance or demeanor and you will not explode. If you are not disrupting others to an inexcusable degree, you are not welcome.
>Can't believe I have to put that part in now. Lee, u still has splainin'
So aside from there being a minotaur-shaped blood-splat on the ceiling, everything seems relatively calm and chill amongst the party. Their faggots have engaged in low-effort, high-yield shenanigens, and are in high spirits.
It really is a shame about Yak Lee though.
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>>4746"Long story short, I can see what you mean and to a degree, where you're coming from. That shit's BULLSHIT!" she says, drinking her whole glass.
>>4752"Is it truly me you wish to "fuck"? Not being lewd, of course. You seem quite accustomed to telling others how you feel with your blades. Have you other methods?" the unicorn inclines it's head.
>>4754>Starting to get pissed off god, no more killing"I-.. I just really like knives.. And no, I don't feel like "fucking" you! I'm busy right now.."
So I guess Trumpladin continues his quest to explore more of the Pyramid, and learn its secrets. He takes along Vanderiem, unsheathed, essentially as a guide
>>4755"You don't appear busy, you appear to have been frolicking in an open field before wandering about a stream, and most erratically at that. You're not accustomed to being unreserved are you?"
>>4753WHY PEOPLE HAVE TO SUCK SO MUCH!!
>>4757>Irritation grows"W-well.. No..! I'm just a bit confused as to what I'm looking for right now.."
>>4760There's one, there's a salt and pepper stallion with face-wrappings.
>>4759"But you're not confused at all. You're looking to either play or slay, correct?"
>>4760DW, I got you too.
>>4761*we don't have any horses*
>>4764He was killed
>>4762Good thing too. Who here wants to be judged for their character?
>>4764>Is Increasingly peeved by Yodacorn's prying questions and invasive mind-rape"Wh-What is it to, faggot?! Why won't you speak normally?!"
>>4764>there's a salt and pepper stallion with face-wrappings.No there isn't. He died via critical hit. I'm carrying his severed head.
>>4766i like to be judged on both.
>>4766>>4768And yet, there is a salt and pepper mare in the stable.
>>4767"Would speaking normally have an effect? Your mane and fur has traces of blood; were they speaking normally?"
>>4772>And yet, there is a salt and pepper mare in the stable.Fuck! Now I gotta re-think my gameplay.>Y U do dis, Yodacorn? The real Tracy would've just attacked two posts ago*stares for a long time, and draws knife*
>>4758I KNOW right? MF'ers got what they deserved!
>>4774parents testified against me in court. and had me tried for Treason because i spoke against (((lord Wiemar))).
>>4775Thez knows nothing of a Lord Weimar. "Thats some shit. My paternal family all died. I don't know what happened to my mother, but she was exchanged between families. Of course, no one bartered for her multi-race child (a sign of her weakness and failutre).
>BRRAAAAAAAAAP >>4773Yodacorn seems unimpressed.
"Has there been a situation where you have not relied on your knives?" it asks, genuinely curious.
>tfw missing out on all of these deep explorations of character
>>4779>deepI wouldn't go that far Xp
>>4777>Gets increasingly furious"What's it to you, whyte boi?"
>>4778Good thing Thez has 'decided' 2 times now ^_~"Spilled milk, we're here now," she says refilling her glass and then swigging the whole thing. "Hoohah. Tha's like,... that's not cool. You're good. I like you. You're good. You should,... I don't know. I don't know what I was thinking, but I was thinking "This guy, he's good he is."
>>4782"The better question is, who are YOU? This grove is, after all, my charge. I would hate to have to,... prevent you from doing harm."
>>4784>notices change in tone*stares for a long time, before taking first step on turf*
"And by that, you mean...?"
>>4785"I bay me drunk, bt ahm not so drink that I cunt see what're you gett'n at." She says, both blushing and elusively stumbling away from her barstool. "Its whey too much early for that kinda thknkification," he whoofs away, and moments later you hear disjointled piano keys in the lobby.
>>4786"I mean, you're not permitted to do harm while you are here. Your blades and techinque, impressive though they may be, will do you no good. Violence is simply not allowed."
"Though given your temperment, you're welcome to try," the unicorn chortles.
>>4789*takes two more steps forward, still staring and saying nothing*
>>4760I want to bury my head in her chest fluff.
>>4790The unicorn seems amused. "How many have you felled with such a stance? You have a remarkable resolve you know. Its a pity I suppose."
>>4792*Just keeps walking towards Yodacorn, admiring the softness of the grass*
>>4788Thez is awkwardly playing at the keyboard. "You know, you're going to have to do better than ask a few questions and play cute if you wanna 'know more' (she says as though it hasn't already happened).
>>4795*keeps walking until she's just a couple paces away from the unicorn, looking up at his beard*
[1d20-4 = -2]>>4796>minotaur dancing, with that roll"You're not bad for an amateur, but please."
I'm neglecting the drunkedness, but she's still smashed.
"Let me show you how its done."
She begins to dance sensuously.
I didn't plan this, but its consistent w/ character Meanwhile, the unicorn remains unmoved, laying in the grass beneath the tree, its hooves crossed in front of it. It inclines its neck, almost beckoningly.
>>4799>layingFug, I thought he was standing...
*Walks right up to the unicorn, and stares*