This begins thread #7 of the ongoing RP game that has 6 previous editions. You know who you are, and and anyone wanting to play just post "I'd like to play," or "Can I join?" or "Here,".
No faggots. When I say faggot, I'm being roman; be not utterly worthless in appearance or demeanor and you will not explode. If you are not disrupting others to an inexcusable degree, you are not welcome.
>Can't believe I have to put that part in now. Lee, u still has splainin'
So aside from there being a minotaur-shaped blood-splat on the ceiling, everything seems relatively calm and chill amongst the party. Their faggots have engaged in low-effort, high-yield shenanigens, and are in high spirits.
It really is a shame about Yak Lee though.
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>>4199I said that wrong, but there are dubs so its okay.
If you are not disrupting then you ARE welcome.
>>4201Fuck off, I rightfully took possession of dubs with credible and observable content.
>>4203It was so ebin, I didn't have to include an image at first.
>>4205Its a good thing I grabbed the dubs that were available and didn't steal them (or worse, use them to steal waifus) isn't it?
>>4206waifu thieves get acid baths.
>>4207Whoa, okay you kick your way into the stable but y? Oh wait, I can think of one reason, but continue. The horses are freaked out even though you're also a horse.
Did I mention that that whole 'splainin' about the Terrasque and everything was ONLY for Trump?
>>4209>in hoers speech>Absolutely furious"WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT?! I LEAVE TO GO TALK TO THE DUMB FROG SUMMONER FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE, AND I COME BACK TO FIND OUT THAT THE ENTIRE PART HAS LEFT ME BEHIND, AND THAT SOMEPONY JUST SKITTED_OFF WITH MY HUSBAND, LIKE IT WAS NO BIG DEAL! WHO THE FUCK CARRIED HIM HERE?!"
*kicks hole in door behind her*
Power went out. No reaction images.
>>4217>GM is way confused, pretty sure there's been a misunderstaning,The horses are freaking out now,... are you,.. jealous that Trump,. rode another horse?
>Implying I wasn't making it clear from the beginning
*anger grows with each passing second*
*Charge chi as I wait for GM*
>>4236My bad, one of your daggers just got more uber.
So, you've done freaked out the horses, but I don't know what you intend (unless its murdering the horses)
>>4250Make the hoers respond a bit more interestingly"WELL?!" Demand
"Was it you?!" *Pointing at unicorn* "you?!" (ninja) "Or you over there?!"
"Who the fuck skitted-off with my Flashy?!"
>>4254>the ninja hoers hrumphhrrrs at you."Stay your anger," he seems to say.
"Mehrrrmrrrmrrr, Herumphrmr," he concludes stoically.
>>4256*kicks the soil, radiating with anger and hysteria*
"What is it to, you Kaka-shi?!"
"You're not seriously going to hold a mount accountable for its rider are you?"
>>4266I don't like where this is going
*hysterical whinnying sounds*
>>4264"Scarecrow, a respectable name. A name is something I cannot offer you, for it is something I do not have."
"But if you intend to attack, show me what you're made of," he says, spitting on the floor and dragging with one hoof.
>>4269>Fuming through nostrils, contemplating just attacking them all at once"Call me.. Tracy!" teeth gritting
[1d20 = 1]>>4274"Then tell me Tracy, why do your eyes desire to see my blood?"
He charges.
[1d20 = 20]>>4277*Unsheaves knife with maw*
*Slashes from shoulder to seam*
[1d20 = 17]>>4278As you rattle your knife-cozy, he lunges at you in an aggressive manner. As he lunges, he trips on a small pebble and falls sprawling at your feet.
And then this happens.
>>4281 Oooh, yes. Ponimaru is kill.
>>4277"Fucking pussy! *spits at corpse*
Now which one of you thought it would be funny to run-off with MY husband?!"
>>4283RIP nameless stallion. We hardly knew ye
>>4286infernuis cast Resurrection.
>>4284I'm guessing the copper-maned mare says "He did! The one you already killed!"
>>4287I don't think you have that power, and I don't think you are near the stable
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>>4287Uhm,... I think you mean Raise Dead (ressurrection is an ebin level spell, but Raise Dead will serve, unfortunately you're not aware of dedpone yet)
>>4284The copper mare glares at you.
"No. If you wish to know which mare bore the human that it was called upon to bear, then it was I. I have no quarrel with you bluish mare, but neither will I cower before you. I knew not this stallion you have so brutally slain, but as he said; "Come then".
>>4300Not the silver one, it would be long gone if not already contained in the stable.
... and she does, laughing in hoers
>will meme
[1d20 = 10]>>4292Sadly, must take into account that she would've seen me with Flashy in town earlier>the nerve of this cunt"... Bitch, you don't know who you're talking to..!
>>4303>that does it*lunge forward, knife in maw, whinnying through the nose*
"HFGHFGHHJJKJJKKJKHH!!!!!"
>'I'll make a fucking soccer ball out of your hide!'*lunge and stab into ribcage*
[2d20 = 15]
Coppertone takes a wicked gash across the chest from Tracy's forward knife and (unless I'm to assume that was her only intended attack) also has the option of landing additional strikes per dice over 7