This begins thread #7 of the ongoing RP game that has 6 previous editions. You know who you are, and and anyone wanting to play just post "I'd like to play," or "Can I join?" or "Here,".
No faggots. When I say faggot, I'm being roman; be not utterly worthless in appearance or demeanor and you will not explode. If you are not disrupting others to an inexcusable degree, you are not welcome.
>Can't believe I have to put that part in now. Lee, u still has splainin'
So aside from there being a minotaur-shaped blood-splat on the ceiling, everything seems relatively calm and chill amongst the party. Their faggots have engaged in low-effort, high-yield shenanigens, and are in high spirits.
It really is a shame about Yak Lee though.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>4199
I said that wrong, but there are dubs so its okay.
If you are not disrupting then you ARE welcome.
I said that wrong, but there are dubs so its okay.
If you are not disrupting then you ARE welcome.
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>>4205
Its a good thing I grabbed the dubs that were available and didn't steal them (or worse, use them to steal waifus) isn't it?
Its a good thing I grabbed the dubs that were available and didn't steal them (or worse, use them to steal waifus) isn't it?
>>4207
Whoa, okay you kick your way into the stable but y? Oh wait, I can think of one reason, but continue. The horses are freaked out even though you're also a horse.
Whoa, okay you kick your way into the stable but y? Oh wait, I can think of one reason, but continue. The horses are freaked out even though you're also a horse.
Did I mention that that whole 'splainin' about the Terrasque and everything was ONLY for Trump?
>>4209
>in hoers speech
>Absolutely furious
"WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT?! I LEAVE TO GO TALK TO THE DUMB FROG SUMMONER FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE, AND I COME BACK TO FIND OUT THAT THE ENTIRE PART HAS LEFT ME BEHIND, AND THAT SOMEPONY JUST SKITTED_OFF WITH MY HUSBAND, LIKE IT WAS NO BIG DEAL! WHO THE FUCK CARRIED HIM HERE?!"
*kicks hole in door behind her*
Power went out. No reaction images.
>in hoers speech
>Absolutely furious
"WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT?! I LEAVE TO GO TALK TO THE DUMB FROG SUMMONER FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE, AND I COME BACK TO FIND OUT THAT THE ENTIRE PART HAS LEFT ME BEHIND, AND THAT SOMEPONY JUST SKITTED_OFF WITH MY HUSBAND, LIKE IT WAS NO BIG DEAL! WHO THE FUCK CARRIED HIM HERE?!"
*kicks hole in door behind her*
Power went out. No reaction images.
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>>4217
>GM is way confused, pretty sure there's been a misunderstaning,
The horses are freaking out now,... are you,.. jealous that Trump,. rode another horse?
>GM is way confused, pretty sure there's been a misunderstaning,
The horses are freaking out now,... are you,.. jealous that Trump,. rode another horse?
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>Implying I wasn't making it clear from the beginning
*anger grows with each passing second*
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>>4236
My bad, one of your daggers just got more uber.
So, you've done freaked out the horses, but I don't know what you intend (unless its murdering the horses)
My bad, one of your daggers just got more uber.
So, you've done freaked out the horses, but I don't know what you intend (unless its murdering the horses)
>>4250
Make the hoers respond a bit more interestingly
"WELL?!" Demand
"Was it you?!" *Pointing at unicorn* "you?!" (ninja) "Or you over there?!"
"Who the fuck skitted-off with my Flashy?!"
Make the hoers respond a bit more interestingly
"WELL?!" Demand
"Was it you?!" *Pointing at unicorn* "you?!" (ninja) "Or you over there?!"
"Who the fuck skitted-off with my Flashy?!"
"Mehrrrmrrrmrrr, Herumphrmr," he concludes stoically.
"You're not seriously going to hold a mount accountable for its rider are you?"
*hysterical whinnying sounds*
>>4264
"Scarecrow, a respectable name. A name is something I cannot offer you, for it is something I do not have."
"Scarecrow, a respectable name. A name is something I cannot offer you, for it is something I do not have."
"But if you intend to attack, show me what you're made of," he says, spitting on the floor and dragging with one hoof.
>>4269
>Fuming through nostrils, contemplating just attacking them all at once
"Call me.. Tracy!" teeth gritting
>Fuming through nostrils, contemplating just attacking them all at once
"Call me.. Tracy!" teeth gritting
Oh for goodness' sake
>>4277
"Fucking pussy! *spits at corpse*
Now which one of you thought it would be funny to run-off with MY husband?!"
"Fucking pussy! *spits at corpse*
Now which one of you thought it would be funny to run-off with MY husband?!"
>>4287
Uhm,... I think you mean Raise Dead (ressurrection is an ebin level spell, but Raise Dead will serve, unfortunately you're not aware of dedpone yet)
Uhm,... I think you mean Raise Dead (ressurrection is an ebin level spell, but Raise Dead will serve, unfortunately you're not aware of dedpone yet)
>>4284
The copper mare glares at you.
"No. If you wish to know which mare bore the human that it was called upon to bear, then it was I. I have no quarrel with you bluish mare, but neither will I cower before you. I knew not this stallion you have so brutally slain, but as he said; "Come then".
The copper mare glares at you.
"No. If you wish to know which mare bore the human that it was called upon to bear, then it was I. I have no quarrel with you bluish mare, but neither will I cower before you. I knew not this stallion you have so brutally slain, but as he said; "Come then".
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[1d20 = 10]
>>4292
Sadly, must take into account that she would've seen me with Flashy in town earlier
>the nerve of this cunt
"... Bitch, you don't know who you're talking to..!
>>4303
>that does it
*lunge forward, knife in maw, whinnying through the nose*
"HFGHFGHHJJKJJKKJKHH!!!!!"
>'I'll make a fucking soccer ball out of your hide!'
*lunge and stab into ribcage*
>>4292
Sadly, must take into account that she would've seen me with Flashy in town earlier
>the nerve of this cunt
"... Bitch, you don't know who you're talking to..!
>>4303
>that does it
*lunge forward, knife in maw, whinnying through the nose*
"HFGHFGHHJJKJJKKJKHH!!!!!"
>'I'll make a fucking soccer ball out of your hide!'
*lunge and stab into ribcage*
[2d20 = 15]
Coppertone takes a wicked gash across the chest from Tracy's forward knife and (unless I'm to assume that was her only intended attack) also has the option of landing additional strikes per dice over 7
Coppertone takes a wicked gash across the chest from Tracy's forward knife and (unless I'm to assume that was her only intended attack) also has the option of landing additional strikes per dice over 7
[1d20 = 11]
*stabbity, stab, stab, stab, stab*
*stabbity, stab, stab, stab, stab*
[2d20 = 6]
So Copper takes a total of two strikes. One was with the defender, but the other was with the wicked. She's bleeding profusely and having difficulty maintaining her position, except she strikes.
So Copper takes a total of two strikes. One was with the defender, but the other was with the wicked. She's bleeding profusely and having difficulty maintaining her position, except she strikes.
Seriously? She attempts a double-buck, and famously misses with both, to the point that Tracy can land a coup de gras if she likes.
Pls post the maps in this thread
>>4318
>Rolled 19
RIP Copper mare
Play same song, because it's that amazing and that appropriate Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg, hurroo, hurroo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFUTHcjiZGo
>Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg, hurroo, hurroo
>Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg
>Ye're an armless, boneless, chickenless egg
>You'll have to be left with a bowl out to beg
>Oh Johnny I hardly knew ye.
>Rolled 19
RIP Copper mare
Play same song, because it's that amazing and that appropriate Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg, hurroo, hurroo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFUTHcjiZGo
>Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg, hurroo, hurroo
>Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg
>Ye're an armless, boneless, chickenless egg
>You'll have to be left with a bowl out to beg
>Oh Johnny I hardly knew ye.
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>>4318
These dice rolls (keen edges). In a fit of bloodlust and rage, and whatever the hell else, Tracy reduces Coppertone to a pile of disorganized meat and gore. I mean, there's still legs sticking out so it looks like slightly more then a pile of meat, but her white flesh and copper mane have been morbidly splatter-painted.
Glue status.
These dice rolls (keen edges). In a fit of bloodlust and rage, and whatever the hell else, Tracy reduces Coppertone to a pile of disorganized meat and gore. I mean, there's still legs sticking out so it looks like slightly more then a pile of meat, but her white flesh and copper mane have been morbidly splatter-painted.
Glue status.
*whirls around over to the silver unicorn*
>murderous monotone
"You didn't see anything."
*gestures towards the door*
>murderous monotone
"You didn't see anything."
*gestures towards the door*
>>4327
*Trump later checks upon the stable, discovers the horrible scene, and rescues what usable meat he can to be smoked and salted*
*Trump later checks upon the stable, discovers the horrible scene, and rescues what usable meat he can to be smoked and salted*
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>>4327
*shake like dog, to get rid of the blood*
"HFGHFGHGBHGBNNN!!!!"
>'Piss off, faggot!' (again pointing him towards the open door)
*proceed to loot ninja's corpse*
*shake like dog, to get rid of the blood*
"HFGHFGHGBHGBNNN!!!!"
>'Piss off, faggot!' (again pointing him towards the open door)
*proceed to loot ninja's corpse*
*stealth*
>can't stop laughing
You find face-wrappings and some kunai.
Also, while 'shaking yourself off' works to a large degree, it fails entirely. You're neglectfully and residually blood-splattered.
You find face-wrappings and some kunai.
Also, while 'shaking yourself off' works to a large degree, it fails entirely. You're neglectfully and residually blood-splattered.
>>4349
Apparently, Tracy may actually have time to,... resource the hoers.
Do you desire to dispose of bodies more?
Apparently, Tracy may actually have time to,... resource the hoers.
Do you desire to dispose of bodies more?
>>4355
We haven't gotten to the unicorn yet, and no the silver mare is still shuddering in the corner. I haven't decided yet whether this will psychologically break that one, but they're still in the stable with,... you. The entrance to (sigh) the Hive is on the west end of the clearing.
We haven't gotten to the unicorn yet, and no the silver mare is still shuddering in the corner. I haven't decided yet whether this will psychologically break that one, but they're still in the stable with,... you. The entrance to (sigh) the Hive is on the west end of the clearing.
>>4356
>I already told him to piss offdidn't feel like killing him
*Walks into personal bubble, and g*
"Listen, sissy. I don't feel like cleaning you off the ground too. gtfo!"
*points hoof towards open door*
>the Hive is on the west end of the clearing.
Gib maps
>I already told him to piss offdidn't feel like killing him
*Walks into personal bubble, and g*
"Listen, sissy. I don't feel like cleaning you off the ground too. gtfo!"
*points hoof towards open door*
>the Hive is on the west end of the clearing.
Gib maps
>>4360
>Thez whoofs in like she's gonna say something for a second,... then upon seeing the scene (in the stable that is) she pauses, seems to look at a watch that isn't there on her wrist, and then whoofs out as quickly as possible.
>Thez whoofs in like she's gonna say something for a second,... then upon seeing the scene (in the stable that is) she pauses, seems to look at a watch that isn't there on her wrist, and then whoofs out as quickly as possible.
>>4366
The sound leads outside into the wilderness and departs at a much greater rate than you are travelling. You are now outside.
The sound leads outside into the wilderness and departs at a much greater rate than you are travelling. You are now outside.
>>4362
None of this would have happened if you had just ridden her earlier.
*peers out door to see if anyone would see me leave*
None of this would have happened if you had just ridden her earlier.
*peers out door to see if anyone would see me leave*
>>4369
Nope, you're totally concealed.
Thats another point to make about hiding and sneaking. You only need to make a die-roll if you're being observed, otherwise its an automatic success, even if the concealment is temporary (smokebomb, for example). A die roll may be required if someone is searching for you while you're present and sneaking, but hopefully one who is sneaking will have the good sense to gtfo.
So, you can sneak out if that's your intention.
Nope, you're totally concealed.
Thats another point to make about hiding and sneaking. You only need to make a die-roll if you're being observed, otherwise its an automatic success, even if the concealment is temporary (smokebomb, for example). A die roll may be required if someone is searching for you while you're present and sneaking, but hopefully one who is sneaking will have the good sense to gtfo.
So, you can sneak out if that's your intention.
>>4370
*bury severed heads beneath hay*
*Proceed to drag bodies towards the opening of the ant's nest*
*stamp hoof to get attention of the ants*
*bury severed heads beneath hay*
*Proceed to drag bodies towards the opening of the ant's nest*
*stamp hoof to get attention of the ants*
>>4371
It definitely sounded like a retreating horse.
Crudely (you can't eliminate some of the blood, but hey {deliberate pun} the rest is pretty buried ish.
Also the ants spew out of the entrance. They're all the little sissy ones, and all they do is thump your legs with their antennae (they're smelling her) before taking the carcasses and departing.
It definitely sounded like a retreating horse.
Crudely (you can't eliminate some of the blood, but hey {deliberate pun} the rest is pretty buried ish.
Also the ants spew out of the entrance. They're all the little sissy ones, and all they do is thump your legs with their antennae (they're smelling her) before taking the carcasses and departing.
>>4380
>Also the ants spew out of the entrance. They're all the little sissy ones, and all they do is thump your legs with their antennae (they're smelling her) before taking the carcasses and departing.
>Also the ants spew out of the entrance. They're all the little sissy ones, and all they do is thump your legs with their antennae (they're smelling her) before taking the carcasses and departing.
[1d20 = 16]
*stealth at high speed back towards stables to get ahead of the dumb bull*
*stealth at high speed back towards stables to get ahead of the dumb bull*
[1d20 = 18]
*kick over the ground cover to get rid of any residual traces of blood*
*Roll in hay and scrub myself to get rid of the stains in my coat*
*kick over the ground cover to get rid of any residual traces of blood*
*Roll in hay and scrub myself to get rid of the stains in my coat*
K, so Trump can arrive in advance of Infernius, but the result will be the same. What they find is an empty stable that appears roughly turned over and is disheveled.
*Stealth out from around the corner of the barn*
>>4389
Trump is displeased to see all three horses gone, thinking they must have run off, been stolen, killed by the ants, or Tracy got jealous. He goes to the stalls to check the harnesses, to see how they must have got loose
Trump is displeased to see all three horses gone, thinking they must have run off, been stolen, killed by the ants, or Tracy got jealous. He goes to the stalls to check the harnesses, to see how they must have got loose
>>4393
Not harnessed, just enclosed. The stable is indoors, and the hoers were very comfy. It is odd that they are gone.
Not harnessed, just enclosed. The stable is indoors, and the hoers were very comfy. It is odd that they are gone.
*lurks in stealth*
[1d20 = 19]
>>4396
Trump inspects the enclosures, specifically checking the door areas for any sign that the horses broke out themselves, or brutish animals broke in. Roll for detection (also if he sees blood anywhere)
>>4396
Trump inspects the enclosures, specifically checking the door areas for any sign that the horses broke out themselves, or brutish animals broke in. Roll for detection (also if he sees blood anywhere)
>>4401
Trump is scared shitless, falling forward and onto hay after leaning forward to inspect part of a door. Also why the hell is Tracy in the barn.
"Tracy, where are the horses?"
Trump is scared shitless, falling forward and onto hay after leaning forward to inspect part of a door. Also why the hell is Tracy in the barn.
"Tracy, where are the horses?"
>>4403
>>4401
>Horses are missing from the stable
>there is blood in the stable
>The contents of the stable have been moved around
>Tracy has been within the vicinity of the stable
Conclusion: The party is not getting its money back on the horses, and will have to find an alternative means of transportation
>>4405
"I don't think we'll be seeing them again"
>>4401
>Horses are missing from the stable
>there is blood in the stable
>The contents of the stable have been moved around
>Tracy has been within the vicinity of the stable
Conclusion: The party is not getting its money back on the horses, and will have to find an alternative means of transportation
>>4405
"I don't think we'll be seeing them again"
>>4401
"Oh, them? Those bastards fucked off. It seems Thez, or whoever it is maintains this place left the door open, and they just walked right out. I tried to stop them, but the ponies in these parts are very rude, like animals! They said they weren't going to stay in some haunted pyramid full of bugs, and that they'd just find they're way back to Portland themselves. Looks like the ratfolk spoiled them.
~Anyway, I think I'll move into the stables: It's much more comfortable there, with this body now. This hay feels great too."
"Oh, them? Those bastards fucked off. It seems Thez, or whoever it is maintains this place left the door open, and they just walked right out. I tried to stop them, but the ponies in these parts are very rude, like animals! They said they weren't going to stay in some haunted pyramid full of bugs, and that they'd just find they're way back to Portland themselves. Looks like the ratfolk spoiled them.
~Anyway, I think I'll move into the stables: It's much more comfortable there, with this body now. This hay feels great too."
>>4410
*Trump tries his absolute hardest to refrain from immediately launching out to strangle Thez for having evidently killed all three horses, remembering that God suffers the snake demon to live because she too, is useful in the master plan*
Tracy is sketchy as all fuck, but she is not eating the corpse of one of the horses in broad daylight
*Trump tries his absolute hardest to refrain from immediately launching out to strangle Thez for having evidently killed all three horses, remembering that God suffers the snake demon to live because she too, is useful in the master plan*
Tracy is sketchy as all fuck, but she is not eating the corpse of one of the horses in broad daylight
>>4417
Thez, totally not getting his body language continues to nom hoers.
"Don't worry, I'll replace this one," she says skipping off to the mess area..
And with this, I must depart for the time being.
Thez, totally not getting his body language continues to nom hoers.
"Don't worry, I'll replace this one," she says skipping off to the mess area..
And with this, I must depart for the time being.
You're welcome to bantz amongst eachother, even beat eachother a bit (stick to die rolls, its based mostly off percentiles, and a d20 gives you a 100% at 5% increments)
>>4422
He knows
>>4421
Trumpaladin and Tracy move perhaps outside of the stable and next to the wall, but definitely where Thez cannot see or hear him. He and Tracy are next to the wall, when Trump turns to Tracy and suddenly grabs her by the neck and pins her to the wall, holding her up off the ground.
"I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HORSES" he angrily but quietly growls at Tracy, and before she has a chance to answer "Tell me, did you see Thez kill the horses?"
He looks back a moment out of frustration, "Is she doing this intentionally, to sabotage our progress, or was this just her aimlessly causing damage?"
He knows
>>4421
Trumpaladin and Tracy move perhaps outside of the stable and next to the wall, but definitely where Thez cannot see or hear him. He and Tracy are next to the wall, when Trump turns to Tracy and suddenly grabs her by the neck and pins her to the wall, holding her up off the ground.
"I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HORSES" he angrily but quietly growls at Tracy, and before she has a chance to answer "Tell me, did you see Thez kill the horses?"
He looks back a moment out of frustration, "Is she doing this intentionally, to sabotage our progress, or was this just her aimlessly causing damage?"
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>>4428
"... Um.. ugh...."
*bites lip* (doki doki)
"well, you see.. Not all of the horses made it out of the shed in one piece.."
"... Um.. ugh...."
*bites lip* (doki doki)
"well, you see.. Not all of the horses made it out of the shed in one piece.."
>>4431
Trumpaladin is confused by Tracy's response, reduces his grip and lets Tracy down to allow her feet to touch the ground. With less anger, he asks "what happened?"
Trumpaladin is confused by Tracy's response, reduces his grip and lets Tracy down to allow her feet to touch the ground. With less anger, he asks "what happened?"
>>4431
taking note of the "not all," Trump ponders if perhaps not all of his investment was lost
"Did any of the horses make it out in one piece?"
taking note of the "not all," Trump ponders if perhaps not all of his investment was lost
"Did any of the horses make it out in one piece?"
"Well..... you see..*
*kicks dirt*
"That brown-butted one was awfully talkative. She kept complaining about the dinginess of the stables and demanded that the stable boy come and brush her. She started getting the other too riled up as well, so I decided to let them out for a stroll in the courtyard: no longer had I opened the doors did they burst through and make a break for the exits, except for that tiny silver one, who was made into minced meat the moment he stepped out, by.. Thez.... It wasn't pretty..
There wasn't going to be any convincing them to come back after what happened behind them, so I just gave up after that..."
*kicks dirt*
"That brown-butted one was awfully talkative. She kept complaining about the dinginess of the stables and demanded that the stable boy come and brush her. She started getting the other too riled up as well, so I decided to let them out for a stroll in the courtyard: no longer had I opened the doors did they burst through and make a break for the exits, except for that tiny silver one, who was made into minced meat the moment he stepped out, by.. Thez.... It wasn't pretty..
There wasn't going to be any convincing them to come back after what happened behind them, so I just gave up after that..."
>>4445
"She swooped-in and slashed him into instant suger the moment it was clear that they were getting away... I guess she was... hungry..."
"She swooped-in and slashed him into instant suger the moment it was clear that they were getting away... I guess she was... hungry..."
>>4455
"The peppered stallion and the mare got away, bolting faster than I've ever seen a pony move before. The silvery twink wasn't so lucky..."
"The peppered stallion and the mare got away, bolting faster than I've ever seen a pony move before. The silvery twink wasn't so lucky..."
>>4459
*knocks Tracy over*
"Well, sounds like you know what you're doing tonight. You're correcting your mistake earlier today. You're going out and finding my horse and Inferius's horse. Try to get eaten by wolves. Or snake demons. Come back when you've found them."
Trump begins to walk away, but gets an idea, and looks back. "If you could ensure that Thez gets a particularly bad night... I would be greatly pleased"
*knocks Tracy over*
"Well, sounds like you know what you're doing tonight. You're correcting your mistake earlier today. You're going out and finding my horse and Inferius's horse. Try to get eaten by wolves. Or snake demons. Come back when you've found them."
Trump begins to walk away, but gets an idea, and looks back. "If you could ensure that Thez gets a particularly bad night... I would be greatly pleased"
>>4455
>>4463
Walking away from Tracy, Trump stops and, with out turning, says to Tracy in a flat voice,
"If the silver horse was killed as he fled away from the stable, and the other two fled away and into the forrest, then why is there blood and disruption in the stable?"
He pauses for a moment, then shakes his head. "Ah forget it. See too it that Thez has a bad night"
>>4463
Walking away from Tracy, Trump stops and, with out turning, says to Tracy in a flat voice,
"If the silver horse was killed as he fled away from the stable, and the other two fled away and into the forrest, then why is there blood and disruption in the stable?"
He pauses for a moment, then shakes his head. "Ah forget it. See too it that Thez has a bad night"
Trumpaladin, walks back towards the front of the barn. He sees Inferius and says to him. "The blue one will be looking for the missing horses. See to it that she doesn't come back in until she finds my horse and yours." He walks past Thez, and seems like he wants to say something, but can't figure out exactly what. He gives a death glare right into her eyes as he walks past her and into the pyramid.
Trump is massively disappointed and and angry, mostly at Thez, for having apparently as much consideration for Tourcil's prized unicorn, and *only* means of transportation besides his own feet, as would a feral animal. He never had a high opinion of Thez, but that? What else will she do before the trip was over. Tracy, well, he never had high expectations for, and he some how couldn't be as angry at her, perhaps because he didn't actually see her do anything. But she clearly lied about the two horses being missing when they were dead, and she knew why and how. At least her patterns of destruction are a bit more predicable than Thez though
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Trump is massively disappointed and and angry, mostly at Thez, for having apparently as much consideration for Tourcil's prized unicorn, and *only* means of transportation besides his own feet, as would a feral animal. He never had a high opinion of Thez, but that? What else will she do before the trip was over. Tracy, well, he never had high expectations for, and he some how couldn't be as angry at her, perhaps because he didn't actually see her do anything. But she clearly lied about the two horses being missing when they were dead, and she knew why and how. At least her patterns of destruction are a bit more predicable than Thez though
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>>4410
Okay seriously, which femur is she eating? Is it from one of the corpses of the two Tracy killed and gave to the ants, or did she find Tourcil's unicorn and kill him? Is Tourcil's unicorn still out there?
Okay seriously, which femur is she eating? Is it from one of the corpses of the two Tracy killed and gave to the ants, or did she find Tourcil's unicorn and kill him? Is Tourcil's unicorn still out there?
>>4471
Truly, when Thez popped in while Tracy was in the midst of killing the other horses, she immediately decided to find somewhere else to be, so she popped back on top of the building (next to the blood splotch). From there, she saw the silver one (it wasn't a frikkin unicorn!!) running away absolutely bllowing fear and terror (pheramones) which triggered her to get all (in spite of size difference) "Cat and mouse."
So yes, she did eat the silver HOERS. No unicorns though.
And yes, she had also concluded (and may at some point say) "I thought thats what we were doing!"
Truly, when Thez popped in while Tracy was in the midst of killing the other horses, she immediately decided to find somewhere else to be, so she popped back on top of the building (next to the blood splotch). From there, she saw the silver one (it wasn't a frikkin unicorn!!) running away absolutely bllowing fear and terror (pheramones) which triggered her to get all (in spite of size difference) "Cat and mouse."
So yes, she did eat the silver HOERS. No unicorns though.
And yes, she had also concluded (and may at some point say) "I thought thats what we were doing!"
Not that any of it matters much, she still has the stick, though since she's eaten some of the silver one,... well that's gonna hurt but meh, she can fix all three of 'em. Not psychologically though
>>4475
It is revealed to Trump - and Trump alone -
that Thez is a super medic who is the sole survivor of an earlier campaign (who left her teammates to die). Evidently she's so good at it she can even resurrect dead things, and things that are dead dead dead like the three horses (but not her former teammates apparently. Unless she can, which actually that's an idea worth pursuing). However, literally no one knows this except for Thez, and Thez doesn't care, so it looks like the horses are going to stay dead
It is revealed to Trump - and Trump alone -
that Thez is a super medic who is the sole survivor of an earlier campaign (who left her teammates to die). Evidently she's so good at it she can even resurrect dead things, and things that are dead dead dead like the three horses (but not her former teammates apparently. Unless she can, which actually that's an idea worth pursuing). However, literally no one knows this except for Thez, and Thez doesn't care, so it looks like the horses are going to stay dead
>>4476
I had no intention to revive anyone anyway. I just gotta take a while to write some scenarios.
I had no intention to revive anyone anyway. I just gotta take a while to write some scenarios.
>>4476
>>4475
Close. Trump doesn't know about the stick (its a stick), but he does know that at the time (way back when) she had an item that was kind of like a pause button that allowed her to make an interdimensional oasis-like space full of restorative food, where time is suspended and the whole party could rest effectively for 8 hours.
As for the stick, you can find a demonstration (without explanation) here >>4137 →
>>4475
Close. Trump doesn't know about the stick (its a stick), but he does know that at the time (way back when) she had an item that was kind of like a pause button that allowed her to make an interdimensional oasis-like space full of restorative food, where time is suspended and the whole party could rest effectively for 8 hours.
As for the stick, you can find a demonstration (without explanation) here >>4137 →
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>>4486
I read most, I know now thez is a healer
And tracy hates other horses
Anything else I should know before I go get wasted on bleach?
I read most, I know now thez is a healer
And tracy hates other horses
Anything else I should know before I go get wasted on bleach?
>>4470
By the way, a word on Football. In D&D, there are four words that relate to the four significant polarities. For Evil there is "Blasphemy", for "Chaos" there is the "Word of Chaos", for Law there is "Dictum", and for Good there is the Holy word, and that word is Football.
It is a particularly effective and useful spell, which is why you can only cast it once per day. You're not sure the precise effects yet, but that's the second time that speaking Football has felled your enemies (figuratively or literally).
By the way, a word on Football. In D&D, there are four words that relate to the four significant polarities. For Evil there is "Blasphemy", for "Chaos" there is the "Word of Chaos", for Law there is "Dictum", and for Good there is the Holy word, and that word is Football.
It is a particularly effective and useful spell, which is why you can only cast it once per day. You're not sure the precise effects yet, but that's the second time that speaking Football has felled your enemies (figuratively or literally).
What if I playsoccer?
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>>4495
The Holy word of Football, as first conceived by John Elway even before his birth, as he gestated in the divine womb of Rainbow Dash, only a small collection of Footballs at the time and not 100% Football which seems a contradiction (and is, because John Elway is 100% Football, yet this collection of Footballs was not 100% Elway and hence was not yet 100% Football) but John Madden did a play-by-play of it with too may circles and it was replayed in the hilight reel and so it was Football, cannot be spoken properly except by Paladins.
The Holy word of Football, as first conceived by John Elway even before his birth, as he gestated in the divine womb of Rainbow Dash, only a small collection of Footballs at the time and not 100% Football which seems a contradiction (and is, because John Elway is 100% Football, yet this collection of Footballs was not 100% Elway and hence was not yet 100% Football) but John Madden did a play-by-play of it with too may circles and it was replayed in the hilight reel and so it was Football, cannot be spoken properly except by Paladins.
Also, in order to speak one of the axioms, you have to know it. Blasphemy, for example, is not "Blasphemy", and if Thez said it you would all die. Immediately. No saving throw.
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Ah shit, now I gotta actually do it at some point... She's already prone to demonic possession, according to The Never Ending Ride, and The Jungle of Terror.
If you're thinking to goad me into saying it, think again. I'm serious, you'll all die, and it would take weeks to put everyone back together.
>>4509
I'd like your impression; I could see Tracy being either Chaotic Neutral, or Neutral Evil. I'd go more for the Neutral Evil, cuz there's a (tiny) bit of method to her madness.
I'd like your impression; I could see Tracy being either Chaotic Neutral, or Neutral Evil. I'd go more for the Neutral Evil, cuz there's a (tiny) bit of method to her madness.
>>4512
Sounds about right. Could flip-flop between the two, depending on the circumstance (she's insane, after all).
Sounds about right. Could flip-flop between the two, depending on the circumstance (she's insane, after all).
>>4511
Are we Thez's original team? I mean it makes sense. We all died, and Thez knew we wouldn't have our memories when we came back. So she created the game to help train us back into prime condition.
Are we Thez's original team? I mean it makes sense. We all died, and Thez knew we wouldn't have our memories when we came back. So she created the game to help train us back into prime condition.
is sekret bread nao
>Be Tracy
>Be annoyed and pissed-off
>Pacing around the stables like a caged animal
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!!"
>"You're going out and finding my horse and Inferius's horse..."
".... ~Alive..!"
*paces faster, kicking the soil around*
"What the fuck am I supposed to do about that?!"
*Kicks hay aside and unwraps heads*
*Pics up copper-bottom and shakes her furiously*
"Even in death, you continue to piss me off!"
"And you!" *unwrapping Ninja head*
"Some amazing ninja you were! I bet you thought she was going to ride your cock after you oh so heroically rescued her: really worked out well for you in the end, didn't it?"
>'He smells like a virgin too -'
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING WHORE!!" *kicks head across the stables*
"Fuck....! There's gotta be a way to fix this shit..!"
>'If you had-'
"DID I ASK FOR YOUR HINDSIGHT, YOU FUCKING WEEB?!"
>'.......!'
*demented stare*
"... I can't stay here, for now. I'm going to have to fix this somehow though, outside.."
*looks towards saddling equipment*
"..That'll do.."
*hastily fixes a harness and set of saddlebags, in which she places the re-wrapped, severed-heads*
"You two fuck-ups are coming with me."
*stealth on*
*dashes out the open doors of the pyramid, into the the outside area*
".. The Ride.. starts now..!"
tl;dr: I'm going exploring for the night. Will build over the next couple days, if/when GM will accommodate
>Be annoyed and pissed-off
>Pacing around the stables like a caged animal
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!!"
>"You're going out and finding my horse and Inferius's horse..."
".... ~Alive..!"
*paces faster, kicking the soil around*
"What the fuck am I supposed to do about that?!"
*Kicks hay aside and unwraps heads*
*Pics up copper-bottom and shakes her furiously*
"Even in death, you continue to piss me off!"
"And you!" *unwrapping Ninja head*
"Some amazing ninja you were! I bet you thought she was going to ride your cock after you oh so heroically rescued her: really worked out well for you in the end, didn't it?"
>'He smells like a virgin too -'
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING WHORE!!" *kicks head across the stables*
"Fuck....! There's gotta be a way to fix this shit..!"
>'If you had-'
"DID I ASK FOR YOUR HINDSIGHT, YOU FUCKING WEEB?!"
>'.......!'
*demented stare*
"... I can't stay here, for now. I'm going to have to fix this somehow though, outside.."
*looks towards saddling equipment*
"..That'll do.."
*hastily fixes a harness and set of saddlebags, in which she places the re-wrapped, severed-heads*
"You two fuck-ups are coming with me."
*stealth on*
*dashes out the open doors of the pyramid, into the the outside area*
".. The Ride.. starts now..!"
tl;dr: I'm going exploring for the night. Will build over the next couple days, if/when GM will accommodate
*leaves building*
[1d20 = 14]
*sets off down path in stealth*
Roll for detection
*sets off down path in stealth*
Roll for detection
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>>4518
I'll have you know, that was an OC I WAS developing, his lack of name was an allusion that his character wasn't finished
Also, he'd have put up quite the fight if he hadn't rolled a one, followed by you rolling a 20.
>Almost wonders if mods can modify dice scripts for individual users,....
The sky is the limit,... literally cuz you can't fly. The path leads back in the direction of Port Barry, but the path forks at Barry and heads off in several directions from there.
I'll have you know, that was an OC I WAS developing, his lack of name was an allusion that his character wasn't finished
Also, he'd have put up quite the fight if he hadn't rolled a one, followed by you rolling a 20.
>Almost wonders if mods can modify dice scripts for individual users,....
The sky is the limit,... literally cuz you can't fly. The path leads back in the direction of Port Barry, but the path forks at Barry and heads off in several directions from there.
>>4524
Not yet, Trump knows Football because of the shrine to Elway. Successfully devoting himself at a similar shrine to Adolf might achieve similar results.
Not yet, Trump knows Football because of the shrine to Elway. Successfully devoting himself at a similar shrine to Adolf might achieve similar results.
So Tracy appears to have disturbed the remains in the stable, so what happened is a bit more evident (it appears she left the heads laying around to be specific) and has dashed off into the night. On her way out, she passes the still-fresh corpse of Torcuil's NOT A UNICORN, which has a few dislocated bones, many scratches and bite marks, and is missing a leg.
Not sure what everyone else is doing, but Thez wanders up to Lenos (who is as usual, lounging with tankard at the Dais console).
"What's she doing?"
"Fucked if I care," he replies.
"Oh well, let me know if it gets exciting!" she says, whoofing away to an as yet undisclosed location.
Not sure what everyone else is doing, but Thez wanders up to Lenos (who is as usual, lounging with tankard at the Dais console).
"What's she doing?"
"Fucked if I care," he replies.
"Oh well, let me know if it gets exciting!" she says, whoofing away to an as yet undisclosed location.
>>4532
Oh good, that will make things (only slightly) less awkward at base. potentially more wherever you're going tho.
By the way, congratulations on determining one of the Ants' main uses; disposing of bodies.
Oh good, that will make things (only slightly) less awkward at base. potentially more wherever you're going tho.
By the way, congratulations on determining one of the Ants' main uses; disposing of bodies.
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Please note, I will be departing shortly
It suddenly occurs to you that the tiny dude who seems to be able to get the building to make portals at will might know a thing or two.
>>4547
"No, and in fact I don't even know what that is about. The last time the game ran, there wasn't even a shrine there, and what is now the mess hall was being run by some weird devil-guy covered in chains. Quite the faggot that one, I'm glad he didn't make the reset."
This is true, ATM neither Lenos nor his faggot know the first thing about Football, sad
"No, and in fact I don't even know what that is about. The last time the game ran, there wasn't even a shrine there, and what is now the mess hall was being run by some weird devil-guy covered in chains. Quite the faggot that one, I'm glad he didn't make the reset."
This is true, ATM neither Lenos nor his faggot know the first thing about Football, sad
>>4549
He mutters something about priests and their silly devotionals. "Nope. As far as I'm concerned, magic is magic, I never bothered to learn about sacred this-or-thats."
He mutters something about priests and their silly devotionals. "Nope. As far as I'm concerned, magic is magic, I never bothered to learn about sacred this-or-thats."
To be continued,... I mean feel free to keep on, but don't expect to hear from me for at least 2 minutes and definitely not several hours
>>4552
First things first. Lenos thinks for a moment before looking back at Infernius.
"Hmmmm. Come to think of it, I may know a way. Its not a short process, but I've got an idea. It'll cost you though,...."
Also, with regard to the axioms, Priests in addition to Paladins (or the equivalent) as well as certain exceptions can cast, assuming they have the proper alignment
First things first. Lenos thinks for a moment before looking back at Infernius.
"Hmmmm. Come to think of it, I may know a way. Its not a short process, but I've got an idea. It'll cost you though,...."
Also, with regard to the axioms, Priests in addition to Paladins (or the equivalent) as well as certain exceptions can cast, assuming they have the proper alignment
>>4561
"Nothing major, you just have to let me ride you around for,... 2 minutes," he says, checking a note-pad. "You have to pretend to fight me off though."
"Nothing major, you just have to let me ride you around for,... 2 minutes," he says, checking a note-pad. "You have to pretend to fight me off though."
>>4563
He shrugs, "I'm surprised she mentioned it. You're welcome to try and figure it out on your own,...."
He shrugs, "I'm surprised she mentioned it. You're welcome to try and figure it out on your own,...."
He shrugs again "Suit yourself," he says as he puts his feet back up on the console and lights another cigarette.
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>>4578
You're kidding right? Thats the first decent roll I've gotten in days.
>ahem
Upon completion, Lenos rubs his hands together.
"Alright then. Sanctified spaces can't be adjacent to one another, so you won't be able to build it here. Also, Thez's little song and dance outside the building sanctified it to evil, so outside the building is out.
What you will need is a relatively new and/or newly cleared space to evoke the energies (alignment) you wish to sanctify it to. That book you have there (pointing to Mein Kampf) alone should suffice, though you would have to leave it there (unless you have some other reliquary to provide).
And given what I've been seeing,..." he turns his attention to the monitor and commands it to shift perspective, "It looks like those townspeople over in Port Barry really took to the idea of a church. I guess they were so weary of (((them))) that they've begun to idolize you and the rest."
You're kidding right? Thats the first decent roll I've gotten in days.
>ahem
Upon completion, Lenos rubs his hands together.
"Alright then. Sanctified spaces can't be adjacent to one another, so you won't be able to build it here. Also, Thez's little song and dance outside the building sanctified it to evil, so outside the building is out.
What you will need is a relatively new and/or newly cleared space to evoke the energies (alignment) you wish to sanctify it to. That book you have there (pointing to Mein Kampf) alone should suffice, though you would have to leave it there (unless you have some other reliquary to provide).
And given what I've been seeing,..." he turns his attention to the monitor and commands it to shift perspective, "It looks like those townspeople over in Port Barry really took to the idea of a church. I guess they were so weary of (((them))) that they've begun to idolize you and the rest."
He continues "It would take about a day to perform the necessary words and pictures (he has inherent magic, so he's irreverent about components and such), and you'll probably need help setting it up. Let me know when you wanna do that," he concludes by putting on a pair of sunglasses.
>>4580
"Sure," he says. Again, more messing with the console, which disappears and is replaced by a stargate-esque portal.
"C'mon, this is gonna be fun!" he says while jumping through the portal.
"Sure," he says. Again, more messing with the console, which disappears and is replaced by a stargate-esque portal.
"C'mon, this is gonna be fun!" he says while jumping through the portal.
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>>4586
Almost. Her last input was inquiring about carrying the other body, which is fine. She's currently stealth, somewhere between the pyramid and Port Barry.
Almost. Her last input was inquiring about carrying the other body, which is fine. She's currently stealth, somewhere between the pyramid and Port Barry.
So while Infernius and Lenos are jumping through the portal to Port Barry, Tracy is in a wide open field laden with 3 heads and three hides (why the 3rd?). In the moonlight, she can see several humanoid shapes combing the countryside, but otherwise nothing seems to be habbening.
>>4594
Upon exiting the portal, you hear excessive music. Apparently there is a party going on @ Port Barry (n u weren't invited ~_~').
The Bazaar area has been repurposed as a stage-area, and on the stage is Thez, using some impressive accent-magics (cantrips, but effective none the less) to affect what you (as a 20'th century human) recognize as a Pop-Concert.
Upon exiting the portal, you hear excessive music. Apparently there is a party going on @ Port Barry (n u weren't invited ~_~').
The Bazaar area has been repurposed as a stage-area, and on the stage is Thez, using some impressive accent-magics (cantrips, but effective none the less) to affect what you (as a 20'th century human) recognize as a Pop-Concert.
Uhm
So Thez concludes an almost PERFECT performance, to uproarious applause, is showered with flowers, a few bits, and acclaim by the audience.
As she concludes, she notices Lenos and Infernius,... suddenly there.
"Hey guys, what's up? Did you catch my set?"
As she concludes, she notices Lenos and Infernius,... suddenly there.
"Hey guys, what's up? Did you catch my set?"
Lenos thinks this is all moderately hilarious and is not ashamed to show it, literally ROFLing. This is not the first time he's seen her pull something like this.
"120 SECONDS BITCH!!!" He yells through laughter.
"120 SECONDS BITCH!!!" He yells through laughter.
>self-insert Mary Sue character performing Shrek-level reference
>Snake creature giving a perfect performance
>Snake creature giving a perfect performance
Thez's jaw promptly hits the floor. She looks at Lenos (still rolling), then at Infernius,... then back, forth, back again, and then forth again.
"I don't buy it," she starts.
"I've got it on TAPE!!" he is now ROFLMAO, with no sign of ceasing.
She glares, and says "This isn't over yet,...."
"So what're YOU here for, if not to help THIS one talk shit?"
"I don't buy it," she starts.
"I've got it on TAPE!!" he is now ROFLMAO, with no sign of ceasing.
She glares, and says "This isn't over yet,...."
"So what're YOU here for, if not to help THIS one talk shit?"
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>>4608
"It was kinda spur of the moment. I was in the brothel for,... a minute,... and I got to talking with some of the,... ladies. Anyway, one thing went to another and they wanted to hear me sing!" she is absolutely beaming.
"Wait, a shrine? You're in luck! They just built a church, but since there hasn't been any religious establishment here in," she looks to her right, and a random (not Sechs) pedestrian flashes a "4" sign at her), "Four years. What's ur,... uhm,... 'denominationality'?" she finishes, unsure of the words she just spoke.
"It was kinda spur of the moment. I was in the brothel for,... a minute,... and I got to talking with some of the,... ladies. Anyway, one thing went to another and they wanted to hear me sing!" she is absolutely beaming.
"Wait, a shrine? You're in luck! They just built a church, but since there hasn't been any religious establishment here in," she looks to her right, and a random (not Sechs) pedestrian flashes a "4" sign at her), "Four years. What's ur,... uhm,... 'denominationality'?" she finishes, unsure of the words she just spoke.
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I don't have all night. What do I see down the left path?
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>>4611
I'm going as fast as I can! To the north appears a town, while the path to the left leads into a forest.
I'm going as fast as I can! To the north appears a town, while the path to the left leads into a forest.
[1d20 = 16]
Explore forest in stealth
roll for detection
Explore forest in stealth
roll for detection
>>4615
Many more humanoid shapes are observable, but none of them pay you any mind. Just inside the border of the woods, the trees clear (to a degree) and walking is not difficult.
As you continue, you hear a sound,... a recurring sound that is something like "Jibber-jabber".
Many more humanoid shapes are observable, but none of them pay you any mind. Just inside the border of the woods, the trees clear (to a degree) and walking is not difficult.
As you continue, you hear a sound,... a recurring sound that is something like "Jibber-jabber".
[1d20 = 17]
*draws knife*
Explore forward in stealth
*draws knife*
Explore forward in stealth
[1d20 = 3]
Since Trumpaladin hasm't done anything recently...
Trumpaladin goes to the Library in the Pyramid, and looks for books or documents about the Pyramid itself and its history
Since Trumpaladin hasm't done anything recently...
Trumpaladin goes to the Library in the Pyramid, and looks for books or documents about the Pyramid itself and its history
>>4617
As you continue forward, you find yourself approaching an oversized tree. Its limbs spiral and branch in all manner of direction, and in its limbs and around its base you see more of those humanoids, all jibber-jabbering at one another.
As you continue forward, you find yourself approaching an oversized tree. Its limbs spiral and branch in all manner of direction, and in its limbs and around its base you see more of those humanoids, all jibber-jabbering at one another.
>>4621
The jibbering and jabbering slowly diminishes as you proceed past the tree. The tree is surrounded by many very small paths that lead to it, and the path narrows before becoming open plains.
The jibbering and jabbering slowly diminishes as you proceed past the tree. The tree is surrounded by many very small paths that lead to it, and the path narrows before becoming open plains.
The way is not obstructed, but it seems a while since anything biped has been in the area.
You're in the middle of a small clearing, about 200 feet from the tree. The moon shines down on the clearing, and you can't detect any ambient noise. Just you, and the wind blowing through the grass.
Its not critical or uncomplimentary either
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>>4625
I was going to try and make-up some crap with her talking to the severed heads, as she self-reflects, but I'm too lazy.
GM, feel free to insert one-liners from dead, hoers, if you can be clever enough
>>4625
I was going to try and make-up some crap with her talking to the severed heads, as she self-reflects, but I'm too lazy.
GM, feel free to insert one-liners from dead, hoers, if you can be clever enough
"What the hell are you doing?" says the ninja hoers.
"I had expected MUCH more of someone who would stoop to murdering ME!" says the copper hoers.
"Please, let me die," says the silver not-unicorn.
"I had expected MUCH more of someone who would stoop to murdering ME!" says the copper hoers.
"Please, let me die," says the silver not-unicorn.
[1d20 = 20]
>>4633
If you really feel like it... I was gonna try it later, but, again, I'm too lazy..
Don't expect good dialogue though.
>>4633
If you really feel like it... I was gonna try it later, but, again, I'm too lazy..
Don't expect good dialogue though.
I'm not reading the wall of text from tonight
Tl;dr me m8s
I only need anything from about 5:00 onwards
Tl;dr me m8s
I only need anything from about 5:00 onwards
>>4635
I've seen some shit, but I've never seen a pastel-blue hoers talking to the severed heads of other hoers. This is next level,"
"Well! She wouldn;t have this to worry about if she had simply left us alone now would she? And who are you?! Some gallant steed you turned out to be!"
"P, please stop,...."
I've seen some shit, but I've never seen a pastel-blue hoers talking to the severed heads of other hoers. This is next level,"
"Well! She wouldn;t have this to worry about if she had simply left us alone now would she? And who are you?! Some gallant steed you turned out to be!"
"P, please stop,...."
>>4637
You can't see it, but you hear water trickling in the distance. Fireflies begin to spread, bathing the area in a subtle glow.
You can't see it, but you hear water trickling in the distance. Fireflies begin to spread, bathing the area in a subtle glow.
>>4642
>dead memes
o_O
I presented Tracy with every opportunity to get owned or munched on, and she refused. In reward, she's found a cozy spot that is tranquil. For the moment, there isn't even a sound, let alone intruders or interlopers. Is that bad?
>dead memes
o_O
I presented Tracy with every opportunity to get owned or munched on, and she refused. In reward, she's found a cozy spot that is tranquil. For the moment, there isn't even a sound, let alone intruders or interlopers. Is that bad?
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I think we've reached a good stopping point, since this is getting bantzy
>>4649
I suspect you're alluding to something. o_O
>>4649
I suspect you're alluding to something. o_O
... ~_~'
>>4659
Good luck. I never determined its location, but hiding it was explicit and he got a swank die-roll (intending to prevent anyone from 'taking over' in his absences).
Plz note, Lenos is not mine, I'm just RP'ing him lieu. He's (his faggot is) aware of these threads and is giving pointers, but is quite satisfied with how I've RP'd him.
>>4659
Good luck. I never determined its location, but hiding it was explicit and he got a swank die-roll (intending to prevent anyone from 'taking over' in his absences).
Plz note, Lenos is not mine, I'm just RP'ing him lieu. He's (his faggot is) aware of these threads and is giving pointers, but is quite satisfied with how I've RP'd him.
>>4664
Trump finds a book that appears to be the one detailing the history of the pyramid project behind a book about tax law. After 20 minutes of peering through the tax book, he notices it
Trump finds a book that appears to be the one detailing the history of the pyramid project behind a book about tax law. After 20 minutes of peering through the tax book, he notices it
>>4664
Pouring through every book on the shelf, Trump finds nothing. Tossing the workshop reveals nothing. The rooms (several explosions later), nothing.
Literally, the book is not in the upper levels.
>sighs
If you must know, the book is stashed in the treasury, next to the forge, which is an area inhabited by the ants. Do you want to just skip to the end then, since it appears your patience is wearing?
Pouring through every book on the shelf, Trump finds nothing. Tossing the workshop reveals nothing. The rooms (several explosions later), nothing.
Literally, the book is not in the upper levels.
>sighs
If you must know, the book is stashed in the treasury, next to the forge, which is an area inhabited by the ants. Do you want to just skip to the end then, since it appears your patience is wearing?
>>4670
Hence why I revealed that its not on this level, as well as where you're likely to find it. You haven't even explored the area in question, so you shouldn't be able to discern its location at ALL.
Hence why I revealed that its not on this level, as well as where you're likely to find it. You haven't even explored the area in question, so you shouldn't be able to discern its location at ALL.
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>>4673
>shitpost on site about colored horses
>on horse
Ironic
Also
HAHA
No more leg humping
>shitpost on site about colored horses
>on horse
Ironic
Also
HAHA
No more leg humping
>>4675
>Implying satanic trips do anything but amplify degenerate, primal desires
I'll just have to take it up a notch then.
>Implying satanic trips do anything but amplify degenerate, primal desires
I'll just have to take it up a notch then.
@_@
o_o
~_~
>_<
o_o
~_~
>_<
[1d20 = 16]
>tfw you lose your 3-paragraph greentext about talking to dead horses because you accidentally closed the tab
*approach stream*
Roll for detection
>tfw you lose your 3-paragraph greentext about talking to dead horses because you accidentally closed the tab
*approach stream*
Roll for detection
>>4685
If you can get our deposit back then you'll get further with whatever you are trying to do with Trumpaladin
If you can get our deposit back then you'll get further with whatever you are trying to do with Trumpaladin
For clarification, the song I had offered was not Fireflies, and rather the song it would have been triggered some shit I hadn't anticipated, which wrecked my want to continue. I apologize.
Here's a gift Tracy.
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>>4700
What's wrong with pic?
>>4701
She's still not getting it. "I can think of alot of people who fit that description. Oh well, its not gonna be my shrine," her mind wanders for a moment, thinking of how awesome it would be to have her own shrine. "Do you have any iconograpy to add, cuz that there book says... I can't pronounce that. Ayydolf Hitler? Did he write about Mr. Rock Well?
What's wrong with pic?
>>4701
She's still not getting it. "I can think of alot of people who fit that description. Oh well, its not gonna be my shrine," her mind wanders for a moment, thinking of how awesome it would be to have her own shrine. "Do you have any iconograpy to add, cuz that there book says... I can't pronounce that. Ayydolf Hitler? Did he write about Mr. Rock Well?
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>>4702
Rockwell came after the great ADOLF,Rockwell was a great commander of boats. he wrote some books about (((them))) too.
Rockwell came after the great ADOLF,Rockwell was a great commander of boats. he wrote some books about (((them))) too.
>>4704
You must understand, this is all foreign to Thez. "Well, whatever he did, you have some way to sanctify the place to him, yes?"
You must understand, this is all foreign to Thez. "Well, whatever he did, you have some way to sanctify the place to him, yes?"
>>4710
Well, I outlined the best ones (the Shifter's Blade, the Wicked Blade, and the Defender), pretty much the rest are some form of 'masterwork' (+1 non-magical).
Well, I outlined the best ones (the Shifter's Blade, the Wicked Blade, and the Defender), pretty much the rest are some form of 'masterwork' (+1 non-magical).
>>4711
Oh. Well then you're a 12th level cleric, among your assortment is Hallow, which will do nicely.
Oh. Well then you're a 12th level cleric, among your assortment is Hallow, which will do nicely.
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>>4717
Sure, its neither deep nor wide. As for detection, you can hear crickets buzzing, but nothing else.
Sure, its neither deep nor wide. As for detection, you can hear crickets buzzing, but nothing else.
>>4716
"Technically, that wasn't my doing. Rather, it wasn't my magic. My magic is more like a sorceror's, in that I have limited ability and control, and mostly it only works on me."
"Technically, that wasn't my doing. Rather, it wasn't my magic. My magic is more like a sorceror's, in that I have limited ability and control, and mostly it only works on me."
"For example, I can get BIGGER," she says, growing in height until she stands eye to eye with you. "But, I can't make YOU bigger,"
>>4720
"Booze? You said the magic word! To the Sticky Wicket!" she whoofs away.
>>4720
"Booze? You said the magic word! To the Sticky Wicket!" she whoofs away.
>>4722
You arrive at the Sticky Wicket, and see Thez behind the bar looking for something 'apt'. She settles on something greenish, with a mottled bottle.
"There doesn't seem to have been much traffic here since we left, so for the time being the place is ours, given our arrangement with the townsfolk. The locals all prefer the Rusty Duck anyway (btw, they have AWESOME blue-cheese burgers!)."
You arrive at the Sticky Wicket, and see Thez behind the bar looking for something 'apt'. She settles on something greenish, with a mottled bottle.
"There doesn't seem to have been much traffic here since we left, so for the time being the place is ours, given our arrangement with the townsfolk. The locals all prefer the Rusty Duck anyway (btw, they have AWESOME blue-cheese burgers!)."
She looks at the bottle. "Alde baran? Whatever," she takes a swig. "WHEW, that'll do."
>>4724
"I'm sure they have more chicken than beef, so sure!"
>>4724
"I'm sure they have more chicken than beef, so sure!"
>>4726
She's holding it. "Here," she says putting up a pair of glasses before flipping herself over the bar and plomping onto one of the barstools. She then fills both glasses and places the bottle on the bar, then picking up one of the glasses.
"Careful myah, this one makes my nose tingle."
She's holding it. "Here," she says putting up a pair of glasses before flipping herself over the bar and plomping onto one of the barstools. She then fills both glasses and places the bottle on the bar, then picking up one of the glasses.
"Careful myah, this one makes my nose tingle."
>>4717
I'm still following if you wish to proceed, just that I hadn't filled out this area much aside from what comes next.
I'm still following if you wish to proceed, just that I hadn't filled out this area much aside from what comes next.
>>4732
She drinks half of her glass. "I take that as a compliment, but I can't take all the credit. I've experienced some outrageous fortune, on both ends of the spectrum."
She drinks half of her glass. "I take that as a compliment, but I can't take all the credit. I've experienced some outrageous fortune, on both ends of the spectrum."
>>4734
She gives him a wry look, sloshes the rest of her glass and then drinks it. "Alright, but I gotta ask a favor first."
She gives him a wry look, sloshes the rest of her glass and then drinks it. "Alright, but I gotta ask a favor first."
>>4736
uh, yea i only let him because im to big to ride on the horse we have back at the pyramid and i couldnt find you.
please dont say i said.
uh, yea i only let him because im to big to ride on the horse we have back at the pyramid and i couldnt find you.
please dont say i said.
>>4737
On the other side of the stream is a short expanse of neat grass, leading to a single tree of intricate size and proportion. It is as though the roots are exposed, winding to and fro about the base of the tree. Several birds nests are nestled in the branches, with squirrels occasionally running up and down it's trunk. At the base of the tree is a solid-white unicorn, which is looking unmistakably at you. (yes, you're still stealth).
>>4738
"I fucking KNEW it! There's no WAY that shoddy motherfucker beat me!" she pours herself a drink. "Okay, tit for tat; I was born the slave-child of a princess who had been captured by an opposing king."
On the other side of the stream is a short expanse of neat grass, leading to a single tree of intricate size and proportion. It is as though the roots are exposed, winding to and fro about the base of the tree. Several birds nests are nestled in the branches, with squirrels occasionally running up and down it's trunk. At the base of the tree is a solid-white unicorn, which is looking unmistakably at you. (yes, you're still stealth).
>>4738
"I fucking KNEW it! There's no WAY that shoddy motherfucker beat me!" she pours herself a drink. "Okay, tit for tat; I was born the slave-child of a princess who had been captured by an opposing king."
>>4741
"Curious, we may have something in common then," she begins to display the tell-tale characteristics of intoxication. "For why? Were you in some way, dicibably not what was expected?"
>>4742
Of course, the unicorn isn't looking at the heads, you're in an eye-stare now.
"Welcome," appears in your mind.
"Curious, we may have something in common then," she begins to display the tell-tale characteristics of intoxication. "For why? Were you in some way, dicibably not what was expected?"
>>4742
Of course, the unicorn isn't looking at the heads, you're in an eye-stare now.
"Welcome," appears in your mind.
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>>4743
yes actually most if not all minotuars are usally brown or blue. they saw me as an abomination and they leave me in mountains when me was boy, me never have any friends.
yes actually most if not all minotuars are usally brown or blue. they saw me as an abomination and they leave me in mountains when me was boy, me never have any friends.
>tfw REALLY don't want to kill anymore horses tonight, but must stay in character... Will avoid at all costs
>>4746
Mutters something about electricity. "Well then, you deSERVE a drink!" she says, slightly overflowing his glass. "See, I'm the daughter of this high-folutin' gray elf princess who decided "You know what, I'd rather go home to my people and live out in ignominy the shame of being captured, sired and forced to give child to a gray-dwarven king who was SUPPOSED to be infertile,...." she's clearly drunk at this point.
Mutters something about electricity. "Well then, you deSERVE a drink!" she says, slightly overflowing his glass. "See, I'm the daughter of this high-folutin' gray elf princess who decided "You know what, I'd rather go home to my people and live out in ignominy the shame of being captured, sired and forced to give child to a gray-dwarven king who was SUPPOSED to be infertile,...." she's clearly drunk at this point.
>>4746
"Long story short, I can see what you mean and to a degree, where you're coming from. That shit's BULLSHIT!" she says, drinking her whole glass.
"Long story short, I can see what you mean and to a degree, where you're coming from. That shit's BULLSHIT!" she says, drinking her whole glass.
>>4752
"Is it truly me you wish to "fuck"? Not being lewd, of course. You seem quite accustomed to telling others how you feel with your blades. Have you other methods?" the unicorn inclines it's head.
"Is it truly me you wish to "fuck"? Not being lewd, of course. You seem quite accustomed to telling others how you feel with your blades. Have you other methods?" the unicorn inclines it's head.
>>4754
>Starting to get pissed off god, no more killing
"I-.. I just really like knives.. And no, I don't feel like "fucking" you! I'm busy right now.."
>Starting to get pissed off god, no more killing
"I-.. I just really like knives.. And no, I don't feel like "fucking" you! I'm busy right now.."
So I guess Trumpladin continues his quest to explore more of the Pyramid, and learn its secrets. He takes along Vanderiem, unsheathed, essentially as a guide
>>4755
"You don't appear busy, you appear to have been frolicking in an open field before wandering about a stream, and most erratically at that. You're not accustomed to being unreserved are you?"
"You don't appear busy, you appear to have been frolicking in an open field before wandering about a stream, and most erratically at that. You're not accustomed to being unreserved are you?"
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>>4757
>Irritation grows
"W-well.. No..! I'm just a bit confused as to what I'm looking for right now.."
>Irritation grows
"W-well.. No..! I'm just a bit confused as to what I'm looking for right now.."
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>>4758
Ikr. People keep judging others by the color of their skin, and not by the content of their character.
Ikr. People keep judging others by the color of their skin, and not by the content of their character.
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>>4764
>Is Increasingly peeved by Yodacorn's prying questions and invasive mind-rape
"Wh-What is it to, faggot?! Why won't you speak normally?!"
>Is Increasingly peeved by Yodacorn's prying questions and invasive mind-rape
"Wh-What is it to, faggot?! Why won't you speak normally?!"
>>4764
>there's a salt and pepper stallion with face-wrappings.
No there isn't. He died via critical hit. I'm carrying his severed head.
>there's a salt and pepper stallion with face-wrappings.
No there isn't. He died via critical hit. I'm carrying his severed head.
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>>4772
>And yet, there is a salt and pepper mare in the stable.
Fuck! Now I gotta re-think my gameplay.
>Y U do dis, Yodacorn? The real Tracy would've just attacked two posts ago
*stares for a long time, and draws knife*
>And yet, there is a salt and pepper mare in the stable.
Fuck! Now I gotta re-think my gameplay.
>Y U do dis, Yodacorn? The real Tracy would've just attacked two posts ago
*stares for a long time, and draws knife*
>>4774
parents testified against me in court. and had me tried for Treason because i spoke against (((lord Wiemar))).
parents testified against me in court. and had me tried for Treason because i spoke against (((lord Wiemar))).
>>4775
Thez knows nothing of a Lord Weimar. "Thats some shit. My paternal family all died. I don't know what happened to my mother, but she was exchanged between families. Of course, no one bartered for her multi-race child (a sign of her weakness and failutre).
>BRRAAAAAAAAAP
Thez knows nothing of a Lord Weimar. "Thats some shit. My paternal family all died. I don't know what happened to my mother, but she was exchanged between families. Of course, no one bartered for her multi-race child (a sign of her weakness and failutre).
>BRRAAAAAAAAAP
>>4773
Yodacorn seems unimpressed.
"Has there been a situation where you have not relied on your knives?" it asks, genuinely curious.
Yodacorn seems unimpressed.
"Has there been a situation where you have not relied on your knives?" it asks, genuinely curious.
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>tfw missing out on all of these deep explorations of character
>>4778
Good thing Thez has 'decided' 2 times now ^_~
"Spilled milk, we're here now," she says refilling her glass and then swigging the whole thing. "Hoohah. Tha's like,... that's not cool. You're good. I like you. You're good. You should,... I don't know. I don't know what I was thinking, but I was thinking "This guy, he's good he is."
Good thing Thez has 'decided' 2 times now ^_~
"Spilled milk, we're here now," she says refilling her glass and then swigging the whole thing. "Hoohah. Tha's like,... that's not cool. You're good. I like you. You're good. You should,... I don't know. I don't know what I was thinking, but I was thinking "This guy, he's good he is."
>>4782
"The better question is, who are YOU? This grove is, after all, my charge. I would hate to have to,... prevent you from doing harm."
"The better question is, who are YOU? This grove is, after all, my charge. I would hate to have to,... prevent you from doing harm."
>>4784
>notices change in tone
*stares for a long time, before taking first step on turf*
"And by that, you mean...?"
>notices change in tone
*stares for a long time, before taking first step on turf*
"And by that, you mean...?"
>>4785
"I bay me drunk, bt ahm not so drink that I cunt see what're you gett'n at." She says, both blushing and elusively stumbling away from her barstool. "Its whey too much early for that kinda thknkification," he whoofs away, and moments later you hear disjointled piano keys in the lobby.
"I bay me drunk, bt ahm not so drink that I cunt see what're you gett'n at." She says, both blushing and elusively stumbling away from her barstool. "Its whey too much early for that kinda thknkification," he whoofs away, and moments later you hear disjointled piano keys in the lobby.
>>4786
"I mean, you're not permitted to do harm while you are here. Your blades and techinque, impressive though they may be, will do you no good. Violence is simply not allowed."
"Though given your temperment, you're welcome to try," the unicorn chortles.
"I mean, you're not permitted to do harm while you are here. Your blades and techinque, impressive though they may be, will do you no good. Violence is simply not allowed."
"Though given your temperment, you're welcome to try," the unicorn chortles.
>>4790
The unicorn seems amused. "How many have you felled with such a stance? You have a remarkable resolve you know. Its a pity I suppose."
The unicorn seems amused. "How many have you felled with such a stance? You have a remarkable resolve you know. Its a pity I suppose."
>>4788
Thez is awkwardly playing at the keyboard. "You know, you're going to have to do better than ask a few questions and play cute if you wanna 'know more' (she says as though it hasn't already happened).
Thez is awkwardly playing at the keyboard. "You know, you're going to have to do better than ask a few questions and play cute if you wanna 'know more' (she says as though it hasn't already happened).
>>4795
*keeps walking until she's just a couple paces away from the unicorn, looking up at his beard*
*keeps walking until she's just a couple paces away from the unicorn, looking up at his beard*
[1d20-4 = -2]
>>4796
>minotaur dancing, with that roll
"You're not bad for an amateur, but please."
I'm neglecting the drunkedness, but she's still smashed.
"Let me show you how its done."
She begins to dance sensuously.
I didn't plan this, but its consistent w/ character
>>4796
>minotaur dancing, with that roll
"You're not bad for an amateur, but please."
I'm neglecting the drunkedness, but she's still smashed.
"Let me show you how its done."
She begins to dance sensuously.
I didn't plan this, but its consistent w/ character
Meanwhile, the unicorn remains unmoved, laying in the grass beneath the tree, its hooves crossed in front of it. It inclines its neck, almost beckoningly.
>>4802
"You probably don't know, but on the shadow-plane I'm a STAR!" she says sliding down a non-existent stripper pole (she's quite skilled with Airwalk).
"You probably don't know, but on the shadow-plane I'm a STAR!" she says sliding down a non-existent stripper pole (she's quite skilled with Airwalk).
She finishes her routine before sauntering back to the bar. "So what's up with this Well Rock guy? Is he,... mustard? deliberate reference
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>doesn't respond
*is literally a breath's distance away from the unicorn now*
*is literally a breath's distance away from the unicorn now*
>>4809
he will grant people protection from (((them))),he speaks the truth of the world hes not just ridculis icon. hes a fanatic he says if a cause is worthy its ok to be fanatic about it, and the fight against (((them)))is a worthy one.
he will grant people protection from (((them))),he speaks the truth of the world hes not just ridculis icon. hes a fanatic he says if a cause is worthy its ok to be fanatic about it, and the fight against (((them)))is a worthy one.
>>4811
*Scissors keen-edged knives on either side of the unicorn's horn, not to do damage, but still grazing enough to send lightning bolts of pain through the sensitive tissue*
(monotone)"That's a really nice horn you've got there, cunt. It would be a reall shame if someone.. removed it."
*eye contact*
*Scissors keen-edged knives on either side of the unicorn's horn, not to do damage, but still grazing enough to send lightning bolts of pain through the sensitive tissue*
(monotone)"That's a really nice horn you've got there, cunt. It would be a reall shame if someone.. removed it."
*eye contact*
>>4812
"Alright then! Sechs!" Thez rudely calls, and to your surprise Sechs VierSeiben pops out of a corner.
"Get this here Minotaur whatever he needs! We're building a Well Rock!"
"Alright then! Sechs!" Thez rudely calls, and to your surprise Sechs VierSeiben pops out of a corner.
"Get this here Minotaur whatever he needs! We're building a Well Rock!"
>>4817
The unicorn stands up and brushes past you (as in, there is obvious physicality, in spite of the apparent etherealness of her horn). "I can save you some time if you prefer."
The unicorn stands up and brushes past you (as in, there is obvious physicality, in spite of the apparent etherealness of her horn). "I can save you some time if you prefer."
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>Trumpaladin won't be able to fuck the doubtlessly sexy unicorn
>>4819
*Looks after, confused*
'That usually works with the hornheads back in Equestria...' She thinks
*Looks after, confused*
'That usually works with the hornheads back in Equestria...' She thinks
I'm here, and ready to drink bleach.
So what are we doing tonight
So what are we doing tonight
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>>4829
It's called willful destruction of property and it's illegal
We need to unlock the secrets if Trumpaladin is ever to get home, damn it!
>>4831
I know, right?
>>4832
*Trumpaladin and Tourcil proceed towards the shrine, where they investigate the structure and any clues it may provide the the Pyramid's history, origins, and powers*
It's called willful destruction of property and it's illegal
We need to unlock the secrets if Trumpaladin is ever to get home, damn it!
>>4831
I know, right?
>>4832
*Trumpaladin and Tourcil proceed towards the shrine, where they investigate the structure and any clues it may provide the the Pyramid's history, origins, and powers*
>>4832
Infernius is finishing up on some bantz and setting up a Chaotic-Good aligned shrine over at Port Barry. Tracy is facing off with a unicorn in the tranquil grove. You're still back at the pyramid, having somehow tricked the computer into telling you where the Manual is along with Trump, and,... Thez is hammered.
Infernius is finishing up on some bantz and setting up a Chaotic-Good aligned shrine over at Port Barry. Tracy is facing off with a unicorn in the tranquil grove. You're still back at the pyramid, having somehow tricked the computer into telling you where the Manual is along with Trump, and,... Thez is hammered.
>>4832
"I'll tell you what. I can tell you are not one who is readily controlled or controllable, but I'll make you a deal. Stop killing the hoers, and I won't put that one you have in your mouth up ur butt," the unicorn seems to smile, in spite of its words.
"I'll tell you what. I can tell you are not one who is readily controlled or controllable, but I'll make you a deal. Stop killing the hoers, and I won't put that one you have in your mouth up ur butt," the unicorn seems to smile, in spite of its words.
[1d20 = 4]
>>4841
The unicorn sighs, while a glimmer of magic appears about its horn. At the same time, the dagger in your mouth suddenly jerks free and starts floating on its own.
>>4841
The unicorn sighs, while a glimmer of magic appears about its horn. At the same time, the dagger in your mouth suddenly jerks free and starts floating on its own.
>>4843
Tracy stumbled across a Unicorn in the tranquil grove, and is failing to intimidate it. In fact, it seems to have quite the upper hand.
Tracy stumbled across a Unicorn in the tranquil grove, and is failing to intimidate it. In fact, it seems to have quite the upper hand.
>>4849
"We COULD continue on course, rousing though that might be, or we could consider ourselves at an impasse, and in exchange for NOT putting the knife in ur poot, you could lay off killing otherwise essential NPCs?" the Unicorn suggests mirthfully.
"We COULD continue on course, rousing though that might be, or we could consider ourselves at an impasse, and in exchange for NOT putting the knife in ur poot, you could lay off killing otherwise essential NPCs?" the Unicorn suggests mirthfully.
>>4854
"B-b-b-b-b-butt..! They were total assholes!"
*Slumps off saddlebags, letting severed heads roll across the turf*
"And what the fuck is an NPC?!"
"B-b-b-b-b-butt..! They were total assholes!"
*Slumps off saddlebags, letting severed heads roll across the turf*
"And what the fuck is an NPC?!"
>>4859
"To understand that, you'll have to realize the nature of the Character and the Player (or, the person and their faggot). As for whom specifically was 'an asshole', I think you'll recall that neither party is guiltless, though one can be observed to have gutted the other."
>>4858
No worries, as usual I logged in to fill out details and information and one thing led to another. Sorry about last night by the way, I totally missed the continuing FIreflies references.
"To understand that, you'll have to realize the nature of the Character and the Player (or, the person and their faggot). As for whom specifically was 'an asshole', I think you'll recall that neither party is guiltless, though one can be observed to have gutted the other."
>>4858
No worries, as usual I logged in to fill out details and information and one thing led to another. Sorry about last night by the way, I totally missed the continuing FIreflies references.
>>4860
According to the map, the only way to the treasury (aside from phasing through physical objects, which u can't) is through the Ant's lair.
According to the map, the only way to the treasury (aside from phasing through physical objects, which u can't) is through the Ant's lair.
>>4861
>anger begins to overwhelm the fear of impending sodomy
"Who the fuck are you, anyway? What makes you think you know what's going on?"
>anger begins to overwhelm the fear of impending sodomy
"Who the fuck are you, anyway? What makes you think you know what's going on?"
>>4864
"Unicorns are part of the very fabric of nature and existence. Where there IS structure and harmony, there is a unicorn (or several). We are bound to life and existence, and as such are privy to its secrets."
"Unicorns are part of the very fabric of nature and existence. Where there IS structure and harmony, there is a unicorn (or several). We are bound to life and existence, and as such are privy to its secrets."
>>4868
Why would we check the stables? There's nothing there but Trump's disappointment in Thez and Tracy
Why would we check the stables? There's nothing there but Trump's disappointment in Thez and Tracy
>>4864
"Better idea! I'll stick around and make sure you DON'T!" the Unicorn says with a chuckle, before reality begins to warp around you dizzyingly. Stars mix with light from the stream, the grass mixes with the sky, and before you know it,....
Tracy and the Unicorn appear in the stables with a flash of light. Strangely, the Salt and Pepper stallion, who is glaring at Tracy and gesuring to "shush".
"Better idea! I'll stick around and make sure you DON'T!" the Unicorn says with a chuckle, before reality begins to warp around you dizzyingly. Stars mix with light from the stream, the grass mixes with the sky, and before you know it,....
Tracy and the Unicorn appear in the stables with a flash of light. Strangely, the Salt and Pepper stallion, who is glaring at Tracy and gesuring to "shush".
>>4873
"It wouldn't be the first time,...." is the first thing that Trump and Torcuil hear upon your appearance. They're not in the stables, but they're in earshot. Also
>unicorns too OP
Its the best method I can come up with for keeping YOU from killing them, while sparing me exhaustive detail with regard to the terrain they SHOULD be speeding over.
"It wouldn't be the first time,...." is the first thing that Trump and Torcuil hear upon your appearance. They're not in the stables, but they're in earshot. Also
>unicorns too OP
Its the best method I can come up with for keeping YOU from killing them, while sparing me exhaustive detail with regard to the terrain they SHOULD be speeding over.
>>4874
If ur mad, kill the ninja again. Xp
Anyway, I'm out for the night I forfeit so much sleep 4 the board in general and this thread in particular
If ur mad, kill the ninja again. Xp
Anyway, I'm out for the night I forfeit so much sleep 4 the board in general and this thread in particular
>>4870
>vomits
"..I hate being teleported..!"
>sees the pussy who got one-hit KO'd
*makes cocky, threatening gesture at stallion, in a sense that says 'u want sum moar, cuck?!'*
>vomits
"..I hate being teleported..!"
>sees the pussy who got one-hit KO'd
*makes cocky, threatening gesture at stallion, in a sense that says 'u want sum moar, cuck?!'*
P.S. Infernius, you and Thez are finished setting up the shrine. You haven't cast Hallow yet, but all but.
>>4871
>>4868
Tourcil and Trumpaladin arrive at the hive entrance. Trump addresses the hive
"Greatings fine non-football appreciating denizens of this purgatory dimension"
*refrains from vomitting at that sentence*
"We apologize for doing you harm upon our first appearence, and rest assured that was not intended. We have an offer for you now of these 5 loafs of bread, spiced with a naturally occuring fungus, to exchange for your pardon. We have also another request: That you may allow us passage through your hivce to the lower reaches of this facility, specifically, to an area near the treasure room. We wish to leave this limbo, and we believe the pyramid holds the secrets to our departure"
*grasps at a VHS copy of Superbowl XXXII in the event the ants do not respond favorably*
>>4878
"psst! That will still be here when we get out. Every minute we wait is one more minute we're stuck in this purgatory"
>>4868
Tourcil and Trumpaladin arrive at the hive entrance. Trump addresses the hive
"Greatings fine non-football appreciating denizens of this purgatory dimension"
*refrains from vomitting at that sentence*
"We apologize for doing you harm upon our first appearence, and rest assured that was not intended. We have an offer for you now of these 5 loafs of bread, spiced with a naturally occuring fungus, to exchange for your pardon. We have also another request: That you may allow us passage through your hivce to the lower reaches of this facility, specifically, to an area near the treasure room. We wish to leave this limbo, and we believe the pyramid holds the secrets to our departure"
*grasps at a VHS copy of Superbowl XXXII in the event the ants do not respond favorably*
>>4878
"psst! That will still be here when we get out. Every minute we wait is one more minute we're stuck in this purgatory"
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>>4883
Trumpaladin goes on a long walk... a very long walk, and eventually ends up at the bar next to Inferius
"So... Inferius, tell me about yourself. What sins did you commit to merit assignment to this purgatory?" He looks away for a minute. "I'm still trying to figure out what mine were"
Trumpaladin goes on a long walk... a very long walk, and eventually ends up at the bar next to Inferius
"So... Inferius, tell me about yourself. What sins did you commit to merit assignment to this purgatory?" He looks away for a minute. "I'm still trying to figure out what mine were"
>>4885
"What truth did you tell? What was so horrible even the gods sought to punish
you for uttering it?"
"What truth did you tell? What was so horrible even the gods sought to punish
you for uttering it?"
>>4886
me tell the truth about (((them))), the leader didnt like it because he was one of (((them))). to tell you truth that just how me died. me not know why im here. maybe the sin of being born a freak?
me tell the truth about (((them))), the leader didnt like it because he was one of (((them))). to tell you truth that just how me died. me not know why im here. maybe the sin of being born a freak?
>>4890
i dont know how that got there and they were very different from the (Rat)jews, theyre called griffions where im from, and they did what jews do the took over the leadership and where controling it.
i dont know how that got there and they were very different from the (Rat)jews, theyre called griffions where im from, and they did what jews do the took over the leadership and where controling it.
>>4891
*Trump is curious at this suggestion*
You don't suppose there could be some sort of inter-dimensional conspiracy? Perhaps why we are here?? Perhaps they are responsible for the Terrasque?
*Trump is curious at this suggestion*
You don't suppose there could be some sort of inter-dimensional conspiracy? Perhaps why we are here?? Perhaps they are responsible for the Terrasque?
>>4893
"I see, you must not have been informed of what happened before. The drunken Scottish sword revealed something to me. As mentioned before, we are being held captive in this dimension, sometime after our original deaths, and are prevented from being united with Football... err... Rockwell... by this creature called a Terrasque. It was never really described except as a mindless unintelligent creature. But appearently it's keeping us all trapped here in this purgatory, and not letting us move on the sports authority field. Elway of course is powerful, and still shines through into this realm. He wants me to kill this beast and for us to liberate ourselves... and perhaps others. There was a previous party many, many years ago trapped here who tried to kill the beast. They Built the pyramid to facilitate this process. You know that Thez - the snake demon - was among them. She was their healer. She has incredible healing power, enough to help a party kill the monster. But when they needed her most, she ran and left her comrades to die. I don't imagine it was simple cowardice. She must have sabotaged the mission. I think she likes it here - likes the freedom - to "reign in hell" I suppose. She must not be too optimistic about her chances of admission into any pleasant afterlife"
"I see, you must not have been informed of what happened before. The drunken Scottish sword revealed something to me. As mentioned before, we are being held captive in this dimension, sometime after our original deaths, and are prevented from being united with Football... err... Rockwell... by this creature called a Terrasque. It was never really described except as a mindless unintelligent creature. But appearently it's keeping us all trapped here in this purgatory, and not letting us move on the sports authority field. Elway of course is powerful, and still shines through into this realm. He wants me to kill this beast and for us to liberate ourselves... and perhaps others. There was a previous party many, many years ago trapped here who tried to kill the beast. They Built the pyramid to facilitate this process. You know that Thez - the snake demon - was among them. She was their healer. She has incredible healing power, enough to help a party kill the monster. But when they needed her most, she ran and left her comrades to die. I don't imagine it was simple cowardice. She must have sabotaged the mission. I think she likes it here - likes the freedom - to "reign in hell" I suppose. She must not be too optimistic about her chances of admission into any pleasant afterlife"
>>4895
"It's what the sword told me - I don't doubt him. I'm not sure she really has the motivation to leave. This world is probably an improvement for her over what she left behind"
"It's what the sword told me - I don't doubt him. I'm not sure she really has the motivation to leave. This world is probably an improvement for her over what she left behind"
>>4901
"I don't think so. They do what they want and say what they want. Which gives them very little reason to lie. In any event, sometjing is keeping us from freedom, and that pyramid... And thez... Hold the key to getting us out"
"I don't think so. They do what they want and say what they want. Which gives them very little reason to lie. In any event, sometjing is keeping us from freedom, and that pyramid... And thez... Hold the key to getting us out"
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