This begins thread #7 of the ongoing RP game that has 6 previous editions. You know who you are, and and anyone wanting to play just post "I'd like to play," or "Can I join?" or "Here,".
No faggots. When I say faggot, I'm being roman; be not utterly worthless in appearance or demeanor and you will not explode. If you are not disrupting others to an inexcusable degree, you are not welcome.
>Can't believe I have to put that part in now. Lee, u still has splainin'
So aside from there being a minotaur-shaped blood-splat on the ceiling, everything seems relatively calm and chill amongst the party. Their faggots have engaged in low-effort, high-yield shenanigens, and are in high spirits.
It really is a shame about Yak Lee though.
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>>4849"We COULD continue on course, rousing though that might be, or we could consider ourselves at an impasse, and in exchange for NOT putting the knife in ur poot, you could lay off killing otherwise essential NPCs?" the Unicorn suggests mirthfully.
[1d20 = 5]>>4840>>4836The unicorn seems to be telepathically communicating across distance
Trumpaladin attempts to telepathically grab her by the pussy
>>4853Nice roll, but ur back at the pyramid. This is solely between Tracy and the Uni.
>>4855There will be plenty of time for that later. e_e
>>4854"B-b-b-b-b-butt..! They were total assholes!"
*Slumps off saddlebags, letting severed heads roll across the turf*
"And what the fuck is an NPC?!"
>>4858We proceed towards the Steam room! Or where ever it was. Next to the treasury
>>4859"To understand that, you'll have to realize the nature of the Character and the Player (or, the person and their faggot). As for whom specifically was 'an asshole', I think you'll recall that neither party is guiltless, though one can be observed to have gutted the other."
>>4858No worries, as usual I logged in to fill out details and information and one thing led to another. Sorry about last night by the way, I totally missed the continuing FIreflies references.
>>4860According to the map, the only way to the treasury (aside from phasing through physical objects, which u can't) is through the Ant's lair.
>>4861>anger begins to overwhelm the fear of impending sodomy"Who the fuck are you, anyway? What makes you think you know what's going on?"
>>4859"Are we in agreement? No killing hoers, and in exchange, no knife-buttsex?"
>>4864"Unicorns are part of the very fabric of nature and existence. Where there IS structure and harmony, there is a unicorn (or several). We are bound to life and existence, and as such are privy to its secrets."
>>4863>>4862We proceed to the ant colony entrance! But not before finding moldy food in the work-cafeteria so we have something to barter with
>>4867Wait JUST a sec? Or perhaps, check the stables.
>>4868Why would we check the stables? There's nothing there but Trump's disappointment in Thez and Tracy
>>4864"Better idea! I'll stick around and make sure you DON'T!" the Unicorn says with a chuckle, before reality begins to warp around you dizzyingly. Stars mix with light from the stream, the grass mixes with the sky, and before you know it,....
Tracy and the Unicorn appear in the stables with a flash of light. Strangely, the Salt and Pepper stallion, who is glaring at Tracy and gesuring to "shush".
>>4865>Irrationally angry"It wouldn't be the first time I've had a knife rammed up my ass! Wanna shove a baseball bat into my uterus while you're at it? It's already in tatters!"
>>4866>unicorns too OP. Pls nerf >>4873"It wouldn't be the first time,...." is the first thing that Trump and Torcuil hear upon your appearance. They're not in the stables, but they're in earshot. Also
>unicorns too OPIts the best method I can come up with for keeping YOU from killing them, while sparing me exhaustive detail with regard to the terrain they SHOULD be speeding over.
>>4874If ur mad, kill the ninja again. Xp
Anyway, I'm out for the night
I forfeit so much sleep 4 the board in general and this thread in particular >>4870>vomits"..I hate being teleported..!"
>sees the pussy who got one-hit KO'd*makes cocky, threatening gesture at stallion, in a sense that says 'u want sum moar, cuck?!'*
P.S. Infernius, you and Thez are finished setting up the shrine. You haven't cast Hallow yet, but all but.
>>4873Patch 4.2.0
>Nerfed Tracy>Fixed bug where frogs wouldnt do anything>Made Unicorns do 999.9 damage with knife fucking rather than 1000>Fixed bug where GM didn't get meme refernce>>4874Torcuil walks towards sound, confused
>>4871>>4868Tourcil and Trumpaladin arrive at the hive entrance. Trump addresses the hive
"Greatings fine non-football appreciating denizens of this purgatory dimension"
*refrains from vomitting at that sentence*
"We apologize for doing you harm upon our first appearence, and rest assured that was not intended. We have an offer for you now of these 5 loafs of bread, spiced with a naturally occuring fungus, to exchange for your pardon. We have also another request: That you may allow us passage through your hivce to the lower reaches of this facility, specifically, to an area near the treasure room. We wish to leave this limbo, and we believe the pyramid holds the secrets to our departure"
*grasps at a VHS copy of Superbowl XXXII in the event the ants do not respond favorably*
>>4878"psst! That will still be here when we get out. Every minute we wait is one more minute we're stuck in this purgatory"
>>4883Trumpaladin goes on a long walk... a very long walk, and eventually ends up at the bar next to Inferius
"So... Inferius, tell me about yourself. What sins did you commit to merit assignment to this purgatory?" He looks away for a minute. "I'm still trying to figure out what mine were"
>>4884all me do is tell the truth, and me get hanged for it.
>>4885"What truth did you tell? What was so horrible even the gods sought to punish
you for uttering it?"
>>4886me tell the truth about (((them))), the leader didnt like it because he was one of (((them))). to tell you truth that just how me died. me not know why im here. maybe the sin of being born a freak?
>>4887"What exactly is the truth about (((them)))? Who exactly are (((they)))?"
>>4888its simple... its the jews, and they arent as pleasnt as you think they are,trump.
>>4889Trump gives a bedazzled look
"Now what did the Jews have to do with your land and you leader?"
>>4890i dont know how that got there and they were very different from the (Rat)jews, theyre called griffions where im from, and they did what jews do the took over the leadership and where controling it.
>>4891*Trump is curious at this suggestion*
You don't suppose there could be some sort of inter-dimensional conspiracy? Perhaps why we are here?? Perhaps they are responsible for the Terrasque?
>>4892enter-what??? what a turask?
>>4893"I see, you must not have been informed of what happened before. The drunken Scottish sword revealed something to me. As mentioned before, we are being held captive in this dimension, sometime after our original deaths, and are prevented from being united with Football... err... Rockwell... by this creature called a Terrasque. It was never really described except as a mindless unintelligent creature. But appearently it's keeping us all trapped here in this purgatory, and not letting us move on the sports authority field. Elway of course is powerful, and still shines through into this realm. He wants me to kill this beast and for us to liberate ourselves... and perhaps others. There was a previous party many, many years ago trapped here who tried to kill the beast. They Built the pyramid to facilitate this process. You know that Thez - the snake demon - was among them. She was their healer. She has incredible healing power, enough to help a party kill the monster. But when they needed her most, she ran and left her comrades to die. I don't imagine it was simple cowardice. She must have sabotaged the mission. I think she likes it here - likes the freedom - to "reign in hell" I suppose. She must not be too optimistic about her chances of admission into any pleasant afterlife"
>>4894no, i know thez she no do that.she must have forgot a potion at the base.
>>4895"It's what the sword told me - I don't doubt him. I'm not sure she really has the motivation to leave. This world is probably an improvement for her over what she left behind"
>>4896thez been nice to me, how i know sword not lying?
>>4898what the Fhurer is a Scotsmen?
>>4899"The freedom of a barbarian with the intellect and cultural productivity of a Brit"
>>4901"I don't think so. They do what they want and say what they want. Which gives them very little reason to lie. In any event, sometjing is keeping us from freedom, and that pyramid... And thez... Hold the key to getting us out"
>>4902what about lennos he seems like hes in charge.