This begins thread #7 of the ongoing RP game that has 6 previous editions. You know who you are, and and anyone wanting to play just post "I'd like to play," or "Can I join?" or "Here,".
No faggots. When I say faggot, I'm being roman; be not utterly worthless in appearance or demeanor and you will not explode. If you are not disrupting others to an inexcusable degree, you are not welcome.
>Can't believe I have to put that part in now. Lee, u still has splainin'
So aside from there being a minotaur-shaped blood-splat on the ceiling, everything seems relatively calm and chill amongst the party. Their faggots have engaged in low-effort, high-yield shenanigens, and are in high spirits.
It really is a shame about Yak Lee though.
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>>4809
he will grant people protection from (((them))),he speaks the truth of the world hes not just ridculis icon. hes a fanatic he says if a cause is worthy its ok to be fanatic about it, and the fight against (((them)))is a worthy one.
he will grant people protection from (((them))),he speaks the truth of the world hes not just ridculis icon. hes a fanatic he says if a cause is worthy its ok to be fanatic about it, and the fight against (((them)))is a worthy one.
>>4811
*Scissors keen-edged knives on either side of the unicorn's horn, not to do damage, but still grazing enough to send lightning bolts of pain through the sensitive tissue*
(monotone)"That's a really nice horn you've got there, cunt. It would be a reall shame if someone.. removed it."
*eye contact*
*Scissors keen-edged knives on either side of the unicorn's horn, not to do damage, but still grazing enough to send lightning bolts of pain through the sensitive tissue*
(monotone)"That's a really nice horn you've got there, cunt. It would be a reall shame if someone.. removed it."
*eye contact*
>>4812
"Alright then! Sechs!" Thez rudely calls, and to your surprise Sechs VierSeiben pops out of a corner.
"Get this here Minotaur whatever he needs! We're building a Well Rock!"
"Alright then! Sechs!" Thez rudely calls, and to your surprise Sechs VierSeiben pops out of a corner.
"Get this here Minotaur whatever he needs! We're building a Well Rock!"
>>4817
The unicorn stands up and brushes past you (as in, there is obvious physicality, in spite of the apparent etherealness of her horn). "I can save you some time if you prefer."
The unicorn stands up and brushes past you (as in, there is obvious physicality, in spite of the apparent etherealness of her horn). "I can save you some time if you prefer."
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>Trumpaladin won't be able to fuck the doubtlessly sexy unicorn
>>4819
*Looks after, confused*
'That usually works with the hornheads back in Equestria...' She thinks
*Looks after, confused*
'That usually works with the hornheads back in Equestria...' She thinks
I'm here, and ready to drink bleach.
So what are we doing tonight
So what are we doing tonight
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>>4829
It's called willful destruction of property and it's illegal
We need to unlock the secrets if Trumpaladin is ever to get home, damn it!
>>4831
I know, right?
>>4832
*Trumpaladin and Tourcil proceed towards the shrine, where they investigate the structure and any clues it may provide the the Pyramid's history, origins, and powers*
It's called willful destruction of property and it's illegal
We need to unlock the secrets if Trumpaladin is ever to get home, damn it!
>>4831
I know, right?
>>4832
*Trumpaladin and Tourcil proceed towards the shrine, where they investigate the structure and any clues it may provide the the Pyramid's history, origins, and powers*
>>4832
Infernius is finishing up on some bantz and setting up a Chaotic-Good aligned shrine over at Port Barry. Tracy is facing off with a unicorn in the tranquil grove. You're still back at the pyramid, having somehow tricked the computer into telling you where the Manual is along with Trump, and,... Thez is hammered.
Infernius is finishing up on some bantz and setting up a Chaotic-Good aligned shrine over at Port Barry. Tracy is facing off with a unicorn in the tranquil grove. You're still back at the pyramid, having somehow tricked the computer into telling you where the Manual is along with Trump, and,... Thez is hammered.
>>4832
"I'll tell you what. I can tell you are not one who is readily controlled or controllable, but I'll make you a deal. Stop killing the hoers, and I won't put that one you have in your mouth up ur butt," the unicorn seems to smile, in spite of its words.
"I'll tell you what. I can tell you are not one who is readily controlled or controllable, but I'll make you a deal. Stop killing the hoers, and I won't put that one you have in your mouth up ur butt," the unicorn seems to smile, in spite of its words.
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>>4841
The unicorn sighs, while a glimmer of magic appears about its horn. At the same time, the dagger in your mouth suddenly jerks free and starts floating on its own.
>>4841
The unicorn sighs, while a glimmer of magic appears about its horn. At the same time, the dagger in your mouth suddenly jerks free and starts floating on its own.
>>4843
Tracy stumbled across a Unicorn in the tranquil grove, and is failing to intimidate it. In fact, it seems to have quite the upper hand.
Tracy stumbled across a Unicorn in the tranquil grove, and is failing to intimidate it. In fact, it seems to have quite the upper hand.
>>4849
"We COULD continue on course, rousing though that might be, or we could consider ourselves at an impasse, and in exchange for NOT putting the knife in ur poot, you could lay off killing otherwise essential NPCs?" the Unicorn suggests mirthfully.
"We COULD continue on course, rousing though that might be, or we could consider ourselves at an impasse, and in exchange for NOT putting the knife in ur poot, you could lay off killing otherwise essential NPCs?" the Unicorn suggests mirthfully.
>>4854
"B-b-b-b-b-butt..! They were total assholes!"
*Slumps off saddlebags, letting severed heads roll across the turf*
"And what the fuck is an NPC?!"
"B-b-b-b-b-butt..! They were total assholes!"
*Slumps off saddlebags, letting severed heads roll across the turf*
"And what the fuck is an NPC?!"
>>4859
"To understand that, you'll have to realize the nature of the Character and the Player (or, the person and their faggot). As for whom specifically was 'an asshole', I think you'll recall that neither party is guiltless, though one can be observed to have gutted the other."
>>4858
No worries, as usual I logged in to fill out details and information and one thing led to another. Sorry about last night by the way, I totally missed the continuing FIreflies references.
"To understand that, you'll have to realize the nature of the Character and the Player (or, the person and their faggot). As for whom specifically was 'an asshole', I think you'll recall that neither party is guiltless, though one can be observed to have gutted the other."
>>4858
No worries, as usual I logged in to fill out details and information and one thing led to another. Sorry about last night by the way, I totally missed the continuing FIreflies references.
>>4860
According to the map, the only way to the treasury (aside from phasing through physical objects, which u can't) is through the Ant's lair.
According to the map, the only way to the treasury (aside from phasing through physical objects, which u can't) is through the Ant's lair.
>>4861
>anger begins to overwhelm the fear of impending sodomy
"Who the fuck are you, anyway? What makes you think you know what's going on?"
>anger begins to overwhelm the fear of impending sodomy
"Who the fuck are you, anyway? What makes you think you know what's going on?"
>>4864
"Unicorns are part of the very fabric of nature and existence. Where there IS structure and harmony, there is a unicorn (or several). We are bound to life and existence, and as such are privy to its secrets."
"Unicorns are part of the very fabric of nature and existence. Where there IS structure and harmony, there is a unicorn (or several). We are bound to life and existence, and as such are privy to its secrets."
>>4868
Why would we check the stables? There's nothing there but Trump's disappointment in Thez and Tracy
Why would we check the stables? There's nothing there but Trump's disappointment in Thez and Tracy
>>4864
"Better idea! I'll stick around and make sure you DON'T!" the Unicorn says with a chuckle, before reality begins to warp around you dizzyingly. Stars mix with light from the stream, the grass mixes with the sky, and before you know it,....
Tracy and the Unicorn appear in the stables with a flash of light. Strangely, the Salt and Pepper stallion, who is glaring at Tracy and gesuring to "shush".
"Better idea! I'll stick around and make sure you DON'T!" the Unicorn says with a chuckle, before reality begins to warp around you dizzyingly. Stars mix with light from the stream, the grass mixes with the sky, and before you know it,....
Tracy and the Unicorn appear in the stables with a flash of light. Strangely, the Salt and Pepper stallion, who is glaring at Tracy and gesuring to "shush".
>>4873
"It wouldn't be the first time,...." is the first thing that Trump and Torcuil hear upon your appearance. They're not in the stables, but they're in earshot. Also
>unicorns too OP
Its the best method I can come up with for keeping YOU from killing them, while sparing me exhaustive detail with regard to the terrain they SHOULD be speeding over.
"It wouldn't be the first time,...." is the first thing that Trump and Torcuil hear upon your appearance. They're not in the stables, but they're in earshot. Also
>unicorns too OP
Its the best method I can come up with for keeping YOU from killing them, while sparing me exhaustive detail with regard to the terrain they SHOULD be speeding over.
>>4874
If ur mad, kill the ninja again. Xp
Anyway, I'm out for the night I forfeit so much sleep 4 the board in general and this thread in particular
If ur mad, kill the ninja again. Xp
Anyway, I'm out for the night I forfeit so much sleep 4 the board in general and this thread in particular
>>4870
>vomits
"..I hate being teleported..!"
>sees the pussy who got one-hit KO'd
*makes cocky, threatening gesture at stallion, in a sense that says 'u want sum moar, cuck?!'*
>vomits
"..I hate being teleported..!"
>sees the pussy who got one-hit KO'd
*makes cocky, threatening gesture at stallion, in a sense that says 'u want sum moar, cuck?!'*
P.S. Infernius, you and Thez are finished setting up the shrine. You haven't cast Hallow yet, but all but.
>>4871
>>4868
Tourcil and Trumpaladin arrive at the hive entrance. Trump addresses the hive
"Greatings fine non-football appreciating denizens of this purgatory dimension"
*refrains from vomitting at that sentence*
"We apologize for doing you harm upon our first appearence, and rest assured that was not intended. We have an offer for you now of these 5 loafs of bread, spiced with a naturally occuring fungus, to exchange for your pardon. We have also another request: That you may allow us passage through your hivce to the lower reaches of this facility, specifically, to an area near the treasure room. We wish to leave this limbo, and we believe the pyramid holds the secrets to our departure"
*grasps at a VHS copy of Superbowl XXXII in the event the ants do not respond favorably*
>>4878
"psst! That will still be here when we get out. Every minute we wait is one more minute we're stuck in this purgatory"
>>4868
Tourcil and Trumpaladin arrive at the hive entrance. Trump addresses the hive
"Greatings fine non-football appreciating denizens of this purgatory dimension"
*refrains from vomitting at that sentence*
"We apologize for doing you harm upon our first appearence, and rest assured that was not intended. We have an offer for you now of these 5 loafs of bread, spiced with a naturally occuring fungus, to exchange for your pardon. We have also another request: That you may allow us passage through your hivce to the lower reaches of this facility, specifically, to an area near the treasure room. We wish to leave this limbo, and we believe the pyramid holds the secrets to our departure"
*grasps at a VHS copy of Superbowl XXXII in the event the ants do not respond favorably*
>>4878
"psst! That will still be here when we get out. Every minute we wait is one more minute we're stuck in this purgatory"
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>>4883
Trumpaladin goes on a long walk... a very long walk, and eventually ends up at the bar next to Inferius
"So... Inferius, tell me about yourself. What sins did you commit to merit assignment to this purgatory?" He looks away for a minute. "I'm still trying to figure out what mine were"
Trumpaladin goes on a long walk... a very long walk, and eventually ends up at the bar next to Inferius
"So... Inferius, tell me about yourself. What sins did you commit to merit assignment to this purgatory?" He looks away for a minute. "I'm still trying to figure out what mine were"
>>4885
"What truth did you tell? What was so horrible even the gods sought to punish
you for uttering it?"
"What truth did you tell? What was so horrible even the gods sought to punish
you for uttering it?"
>>4886
me tell the truth about (((them))), the leader didnt like it because he was one of (((them))). to tell you truth that just how me died. me not know why im here. maybe the sin of being born a freak?
me tell the truth about (((them))), the leader didnt like it because he was one of (((them))). to tell you truth that just how me died. me not know why im here. maybe the sin of being born a freak?
>>4890
i dont know how that got there and they were very different from the (Rat)jews, theyre called griffions where im from, and they did what jews do the took over the leadership and where controling it.
i dont know how that got there and they were very different from the (Rat)jews, theyre called griffions where im from, and they did what jews do the took over the leadership and where controling it.
>>4891
*Trump is curious at this suggestion*
You don't suppose there could be some sort of inter-dimensional conspiracy? Perhaps why we are here?? Perhaps they are responsible for the Terrasque?
*Trump is curious at this suggestion*
You don't suppose there could be some sort of inter-dimensional conspiracy? Perhaps why we are here?? Perhaps they are responsible for the Terrasque?
>>4893
"I see, you must not have been informed of what happened before. The drunken Scottish sword revealed something to me. As mentioned before, we are being held captive in this dimension, sometime after our original deaths, and are prevented from being united with Football... err... Rockwell... by this creature called a Terrasque. It was never really described except as a mindless unintelligent creature. But appearently it's keeping us all trapped here in this purgatory, and not letting us move on the sports authority field. Elway of course is powerful, and still shines through into this realm. He wants me to kill this beast and for us to liberate ourselves... and perhaps others. There was a previous party many, many years ago trapped here who tried to kill the beast. They Built the pyramid to facilitate this process. You know that Thez - the snake demon - was among them. She was their healer. She has incredible healing power, enough to help a party kill the monster. But when they needed her most, she ran and left her comrades to die. I don't imagine it was simple cowardice. She must have sabotaged the mission. I think she likes it here - likes the freedom - to "reign in hell" I suppose. She must not be too optimistic about her chances of admission into any pleasant afterlife"
"I see, you must not have been informed of what happened before. The drunken Scottish sword revealed something to me. As mentioned before, we are being held captive in this dimension, sometime after our original deaths, and are prevented from being united with Football... err... Rockwell... by this creature called a Terrasque. It was never really described except as a mindless unintelligent creature. But appearently it's keeping us all trapped here in this purgatory, and not letting us move on the sports authority field. Elway of course is powerful, and still shines through into this realm. He wants me to kill this beast and for us to liberate ourselves... and perhaps others. There was a previous party many, many years ago trapped here who tried to kill the beast. They Built the pyramid to facilitate this process. You know that Thez - the snake demon - was among them. She was their healer. She has incredible healing power, enough to help a party kill the monster. But when they needed her most, she ran and left her comrades to die. I don't imagine it was simple cowardice. She must have sabotaged the mission. I think she likes it here - likes the freedom - to "reign in hell" I suppose. She must not be too optimistic about her chances of admission into any pleasant afterlife"
>>4895
"It's what the sword told me - I don't doubt him. I'm not sure she really has the motivation to leave. This world is probably an improvement for her over what she left behind"
"It's what the sword told me - I don't doubt him. I'm not sure she really has the motivation to leave. This world is probably an improvement for her over what she left behind"
>>4901
"I don't think so. They do what they want and say what they want. Which gives them very little reason to lie. In any event, sometjing is keeping us from freedom, and that pyramid... And thez... Hold the key to getting us out"
"I don't think so. They do what they want and say what they want. Which gives them very little reason to lie. In any event, sometjing is keeping us from freedom, and that pyramid... And thez... Hold the key to getting us out"
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Its friday bitches!
Someone's in the kitchen bakin' bread
Someone's in the kitchen bakin' bread
New bread https://mlpol.net/vx/res/4910.html
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