This begins thread #7 of the ongoing RP game that has 6 previous editions. You know who you are, and and anyone wanting to play just post "I'd like to play," or "Can I join?" or "Here,".
No faggots. When I say faggot, I'm being roman; be not utterly worthless in appearance or demeanor and you will not explode. If you are not disrupting others to an inexcusable degree, you are not welcome.
>Can't believe I have to put that part in now. Lee, u still has splainin'
So aside from there being a minotaur-shaped blood-splat on the ceiling, everything seems relatively calm and chill amongst the party. Their faggots have engaged in low-effort, high-yield shenanigens, and are in high spirits.
It really is a shame about Yak Lee though.
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>>4700What's wrong with pic?
>>4701She's still not getting it. "I can think of alot of people who fit that description. Oh well, its not gonna be my shrine," her mind wanders for a moment, thinking of how awesome it would be to have her own shrine. "Do you have any iconograpy to add, cuz that there book says... I can't pronounce that. Ayydolf Hitler? Did he write about Mr. Rock Well?
>>4702Rockwell came after the great ADOLF,Rockwell was a great commander of boats. he wrote some books about (((them))) too.
>>4704You must understand, this is all foreign to Thez. "Well, whatever he did, you have some way to sanctify the place to him, yes?"
>>4705>as a playerwould one of my spells work or do i need an item?
>>4706Sure! As a cleric of your level (I haven't specified exacty, I was going to go into detail after the next big encounter).
>>4707Lol, somehow I missed that.
>>4708... you have a wealth of spells you haven't even bothered to inquire about, sad!
>>4681What do I see by the stream?
Also, I took every knife in the shop: do any of them do anything?
>>4707>>4708"yea me a priest of Adolf"
>>4709ive got some experice playing d&d my dude
>>4710Well, I outlined the best ones (the Shifter's Blade, the Wicked Blade, and the Defender), pretty much the rest are some form of 'masterwork' (+1 non-magical).
>>4711Oh. Well then you're a 12th level cleric, among your assortment is Hallow, which will do nicely.
>>4713hey thez me been think, you must be strong cleric, you bring me back to life.
>>4717Sure, its neither deep nor wide. As for detection, you can hear crickets buzzing, but nothing else.
>>4716"Technically, that wasn't my doing. Rather, it wasn't my magic. My magic is more like a sorceror's, in that I have limited ability and control, and mostly it only works on me."
>>4719thez before me set up shrine me want to get drink and talk with you.
"For example, I can get BIGGER," she says, growing in height until she stands eye to eye with you. "But, I can't make YOU bigger,"
>>4720"Booze? You said the magic word! To the Sticky Wicket!" she whoofs away.
>>4722You arrive at the Sticky Wicket, and see Thez behind the bar looking for something 'apt'. She settles on something greenish, with a mottled bottle.
"There doesn't seem to have been much traffic here since we left, so for the time being the place is ours, given our arrangement with the townsfolk. The locals all prefer the Rusty Duck anyway (btw, they have AWESOME blue-cheese burgers!)."
>>4723they make infernuis blue cheese chicken sandwich?
She looks at the bottle. "Alde baran? Whatever," she takes a swig. "WHEW, that'll do."
>>4724"I'm sure they have more chicken than beef, so sure!"
[1d20 = 16]>>4725perception for the best alcohol in the bar.
>>4726She's holding it. "Here," she says putting up a pair of glasses before flipping herself over the bar and plomping onto one of the barstools. She then fills both glasses and places the bottle on the bar, then picking up one of the glasses.
"Careful myah, this one makes my nose tingle."
>>4717I'm still following if you wish to proceed, just that I hadn't filled out this area much aside from what comes next.
>>4728so thez tell me about you.
>>4730"Me?" she adopts a coy posture. "Whyever would you want to know about me?"
>>4731you different from anyone infernuis ever meet and me think you cool.
>>4732She drinks half of her glass. "I take that as a compliment, but I can't take all the credit. I've experienced some outrageous fortune, on both ends of the spectrum."
>>4733what happen you tell infrnuis a story?
*excited puppy dog eyes*
>>4734She gives him a wry look, sloshes the rest of her glass and then drinks it. "Alright, but I gotta ask a favor first."
"Admit it, Lenos cheated didn't he."
>>4736uh, yea i only let him because im to big to ride on the horse we have back at the pyramid and i couldnt find you.
please dont say i said.
>>4737On the other side of the stream is a short expanse of neat grass, leading to a single tree of intricate size and proportion. It is as though the roots are exposed, winding to and fro about the base of the tree. Several birds nests are nestled in the branches, with squirrels occasionally running up and down it's trunk. At the base of the tree is a solid-white unicorn, which is looking unmistakably at you. (yes, you're still stealth).
>>4738"I fucking KNEW it! There's no WAY that shoddy motherfucker beat me!" she pours herself a drink. "Okay, tit for tat; I was born the slave-child of a princess who had been captured by an opposing king."
>>4738She pauses to gauge reaction.
>>4739infernuis was cast out by his family.
>>4741"Curious, we may have something in common then," she begins to display the tell-tale characteristics of intoxication. "For why? Were you in some way, dicibably not what was expected?"
>>4742Of course, the unicorn isn't looking at the heads, you're in an eye-stare now.
"Welcome," appears in your mind.
>>4743yes actually most if not all minotuars are usally brown or blue. they saw me as an abomination and they leave me in mountains when me was boy, me never have any friends.
>tfw REALLY don't want to kill anymore horses tonight, but must stay in character... Will avoid at all costs
>>4746Mutters something about electricity. "Well then, you deSERVE a drink!" she says, slightly overflowing his glass. "See, I'm the daughter of this high-folutin' gray elf princess who decided "You know what, I'd rather go home to my people and live out in ignominy the shame of being captured, sired and forced to give child to a gray-dwarven king who was SUPPOSED to be infertile,...." she's clearly drunk at this point.
>>4745"Why do you have weapons," comes the inquiry to your mind.
>>4749thez, that make infernuis sad, me sorry.
>>4750>Had to ask her about the knives"Because fuck you, that's why!"
*takes a couple steps back*