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Mixed Nuts - Official Name Now
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4199
4200
This begins thread #7 of the ongoing RP game that has 6 previous editions. You know who you are, and and anyone wanting to play just post "I'd like to play," or "Can I join?" or "Here,".
No faggots. When I say faggot, I'm being roman; be not utterly worthless in appearance or demeanor and you will not explode. If you are not disrupting others to an inexcusable degree, you are not welcome.
>Can't believe I have to put that part in now. Lee, u still has splainin'
So aside from there being a minotaur-shaped blood-splat on the ceiling, everything seems relatively calm and chill amongst the party. Their faggots have engaged in low-effort, high-yield shenanigens, and are in high spirits.
It really is a shame about Yak Lee though.
506 replies and 62 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4803
>>4802
>Thinking he'll get laid by flattering her
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4804
>>4802
"You probably don't know, but on the shadow-plane I'm a STAR!" she says sliding down a non-existent stripper pole (she's quite skilled with Airwalk).
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4805
4806 4808
She finishes her routine before sauntering back to the bar. "So what's up with this Well Rock guy? Is he,... mustard? deliberate reference
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4806
4809
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>>4805
>tfw when i havent read his books

Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4807
4809
>doesn't respond
*is literally a breath's distance away from the unicorn now*
Anonymous
Z97m9
?
No.4808
>>4805
he ascended hes with the fhurer now.
i wish (((they))) didnt kill him
*sobs violently*
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4809
4810 4812
>>4806
"I mean, is he the kind of guy that the townsfolk will benefit from? I'd hate to hear that they were wasting their time on some form of ridiculous icon,... there's plenty enough of that going around. Oh, thats too bad.
>>4807
Yep, and its neck is exposed.
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4810
4811
>>4809
I thought he'd say something...
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4811
4813
>>4810
Nope, she's (its a she) is expecting you to attempt to cut her down.
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4812
4814 4818
>>4809
he will grant people protection from (((them))),he speaks the truth of the world hes not just ridculis icon. hes a fanatic he says if a cause is worthy its ok to be fanatic about it, and the fight against (((them)))is a worthy one.
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4813
4814
>>4811
*Scissors keen-edged knives on either side of the unicorn's horn, not to do damage, but still grazing enough to send lightning bolts of pain through the sensitive tissue*
(monotone)"That's a really nice horn you've got there, cunt. It would be a reall shame if someone.. removed it."
*eye contact*
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4814
4815
>>4812
"Definitely sounds like someone who would've gotten axed by his opponents. Sounds decent!"
>>4813
"I'm not resisting," the unicorn seems almost expectant.

Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4815
4816
>>4814
*slowly begins to saw into horn*
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4816
4817
>>4815
Except, the blades pass harmlessly through.
"Do try again," the unicorn suggests.
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4817
4819
>>4816
*recoils*
>A FUCKING GHOST
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4818
4820
>>4812
"Alright then! Sechs!" Thez rudely calls, and to your surprise Sechs VierSeiben pops out of a corner.
"Get this here Minotaur whatever he needs! We're building a Well Rock!"
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4819
4823
>>4817
The unicorn stands up and brushes past you (as in, there is obvious physicality, in spite of the apparent etherealness of her horn). "I can save you some time if you prefer."
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4820
4822
>>4818
>Sechs VierSeiben
who you?
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4821
4822
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>Trumpaladin won't be able to fuck the doubtlessly sexy unicorn
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4822
4825
>>4820
He's the towns-person who took the forefront when the rats were eliminated. He's not elected, but he does represent the town.
>>4821
Not if he doesn't want a shit-storm,....
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4823
4829
>>4819
*Looks after, confused*
'That usually works with the hornheads back in Equestria...' She thinks
Anonymous
ntikE
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No.4824
4826 4827 4829 4838
I'm here, and ready to drink bleach.
So what are we doing tonight
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4825
>>4822
good to meet ya, do we have a building to work with already or we need to build one?
Trumpaladin
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4826
4828 4829 4832
>>4824
We're here to explore the Pyramid and discover its secrets!
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4827
4832
>>4824
>building a shrine to George Lincoln Rockwell
in port barry.
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4828
4830
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>>4826
The name being in the subject field wasn't an accident...
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4829
4831 4832 4833
>>4823
"You're not in Equestria anymore. The 'rules' here are far different. For example, killing defenseless mounts is generally frowned upon here,...."
>>4824
>>4826
Rly? You want to explore now? I don't have a lot of time,....
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4830
>>4828
I'm sure it will be overlooked.
Anonymous
LNGvt
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No.4831
4833 4844
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>>4829
"Are all the ponies here such insufferable douchebags?"
Anonymous
ntikE
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No.4832
4833 4834 4840
>>4829
I never said that, I just asked what we were doing.
>>4827
Eh, why not
>>4826
First, shrine
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4833
4836
>>4829
It's called willful destruction of property and it's illegal

We need to unlock the secrets if Trumpaladin is ever to get home, damn it!
>>4831
I know, right?
>>4832
*Trumpaladin and Tourcil proceed towards the shrine, where they investigate the structure and any clues it may provide the the Pyramid's history, origins, and powers*
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4834
4835 4837
>>4832
Infernius is finishing up on some bantz and setting up a Chaotic-Good aligned shrine over at Port Barry. Tracy is facing off with a unicorn in the tranquil grove. You're still back at the pyramid, having somehow tricked the computer into telling you where the Manual is along with Trump, and,... Thez is hammered.
Anonymous
ntikE
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No.4835
4837 4838
>>4834
>unicorn
SHIT MY RIDES HERE
TRACY HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4836
4839 4855
>>4833
"You have a curious interpretation of property. Does one own the ground they walk on?"
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4837
4843 4846
>>4834
Or we can proceed straight to the manual. Probably easier. Also,
>computer
>>4835
She's mine
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4838
4852
>>4824
>>4835
I was going to blackmail this golf-course dwelling unicorn to replace your mount, but it seems more complicated than that....
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4839
>>4836
"Technically I am a lessee, and also on the second floor"
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4840
4842 4843 4850 4855
>>4832
"I'll tell you what. I can tell you are not one who is readily controlled or controllable, but I'll make you a deal. Stop killing the hoers, and I won't put that one you have in your mouth up ur butt," the unicorn seems to smile, in spite of its words.
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4842
>>4840
The blade, that is
Anonymous
ntikE
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No.4843
4848 4851
>>4837
Hey, I called a unicorn mount first for my scottish character
>>4840
>smack talking unicorn
I-I actially no idea what that thing said.
At all
Anonymous
LNGvt
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No.4844
>>4831
*just charges chi for no reason, as frustration grows*
VlCbJ
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No.4845
4846
[1d20 = 4]
>>4841
The unicorn sighs, while a glimmer of magic appears about its horn. At the same time, the dagger in your mouth suddenly jerks free and starts floating on its own.
Anonymous
LNGvt
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No.4846
4847
>>4845
>>4837
Fat chance of that.
>>4845
>dat roll
lole


Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4847
4849
>>4846
That's just the unmodified die-roll
The Defender wanders dangerously toward ur butt.
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4848
4853
>>4843
You did, but the snake-demon murdered her
Anonymous
LNGvt
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No.4849
4854
>>4847
>oh shit
Anonymous
LNGvt
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No.4850
>>4840
>not responding to me
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4851
4853
>>4843
Tracy stumbled across a Unicorn in the tranquil grove, and is failing to intimidate it. In fact, it seems to have quite the upper hand.
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4852
>>4838
>golf-course dwelling
kek
ntikE
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No.4853
4856
[1d20 = 17]
>>4848
Wait, when did I have a unicorn?
I had a plain horse...
Nvm, I give up
>>4851
Heheh
But what did it say
In the mean time
Roll to stop the kmife in midair