This begins thread #7 of the ongoing RP game that has 6 previous editions. You know who you are, and and anyone wanting to play just post "I'd like to play," or "Can I join?" or "Here,".
No faggots. When I say faggot, I'm being roman; be not utterly worthless in appearance or demeanor and you will not explode. If you are not disrupting others to an inexcusable degree, you are not welcome.
>Can't believe I have to put that part in now. Lee, u still has splainin'
So aside from there being a minotaur-shaped blood-splat on the ceiling, everything seems relatively calm and chill amongst the party. Their faggots have engaged in low-effort, high-yield shenanigens, and are in high spirits.
It really is a shame about Yak Lee though.
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So while Infernius and Lenos are jumping through the portal to Port Barry, Tracy is in a wide open field laden with 3 heads and three hides (why the 3rd?). In the moonlight, she can see several humanoid shapes combing the countryside, but otherwise nothing seems to be habbening.
>>4594Upon exiting the portal, you hear excessive music. Apparently there is a party going on @ Port Barry (n u weren't invited ~_~').
The Bazaar area has been repurposed as a stage-area, and on the stage is Thez, using some impressive accent-magics (cantrips, but effective none the less) to affect what you (as a 20'th century human) recognize as a Pop-Concert.
[1d20 = 19]
I regret nothing.
>>4595REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE why wasnt infernuis invited!!!!
So Thez concludes an almost PERFECT performance, to uproarious applause, is showered with flowers, a few bits, and acclaim by the audience.
As she concludes, she notices Lenos and Infernius,... suddenly there.
"Hey guys, what's up? Did you catch my set?"
Lenos thinks this is all moderately hilarious and is not ashamed to show it, literally ROFLing. This is not the first time he's seen her pull something like this.
"120 SECONDS BITCH!!!" He yells through laughter.
>self-insert Mary Sue character performing Shrek-level reference
>Snake creature giving a perfect performance
Thez's jaw promptly hits the floor. She looks at Lenos (still rolling), then at Infernius,... then back, forth, back again, and then forth again.
"I don't buy it," she starts.
"I've got it on TAPE!!" he is now ROFLMAO, with no sign of ceasing.
She glares, and says "This isn't over yet,...."
"So what're YOU here for, if not to help THIS one talk shit?"
>>4606me build shrine to the Fhurer.
why wasnt infernuis invited to party?
>>4608"It was kinda spur of the moment. I was in the brothel for,... a minute,... and I got to talking with some of the,... ladies. Anyway, one thing went to another and they wanted to hear me sing!" she is absolutely beaming.
"Wait, a shrine? You're in luck! They just built a church, but since there hasn't been any religious establishment here in," she looks to her right, and a random (not Sechs) pedestrian flashes a "4" sign at her), "Four years. What's ur,... uhm,... 'denominationality'?" she finishes, unsure of the words she just spoke.
>>4610denomanation is word you look for, me a rockwellist.
I don't have all night. What do I see down the left path?
>>4611I'm going as fast as I can! To the north appears a town, while the path to the left leads into a forest.
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Explore forest in stealth
roll for detection
>>4615Many more humanoid shapes are observable, but none of them pay you any mind. Just inside the border of the woods, the trees clear (to a degree) and walking is not difficult.
As you continue, you hear a sound,... a recurring sound that is something like "Jibber-jabber".
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*draws knife*
Explore forward in stealth
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Since Trumpaladin hasm't done anything recently...
Trumpaladin goes to the Library in the Pyramid, and looks for books or documents about the Pyramid itself and its history
>>4617As you continue forward, you find yourself approaching an oversized tree. Its limbs spiral and branch in all manner of direction, and in its limbs and around its base you see more of those humanoids, all jibber-jabbering at one another.
>>4620>not what I'm looking for*Keep moving past big tree in stealth*
>>4621The jibbering and jabbering slowly diminishes as you proceed past the tree. The tree is surrounded by many very small paths that lead to it, and the path narrows before becoming open plains.
The way is not obstructed, but it seems a while since anything biped has been in the area.
You're in the middle of a small clearing, about 200 feet from the tree. The moon shines down on the clearing, and you can't detect any ambient noise. Just you, and the wind blowing through the grass.
>>4625Need a song? I've got one,....
Its not critical or uncomplimentary either
[1d20 = 16]>>4622*Prances magestically through meadow (in stealth)*
Roll for detection
>>4628Nope, ur good. Some adorably birds see what ur doing and dance along, but no threats.
... u want me,... to puppet the hoers heads.
"What the hell are you doing?" says the ninja hoers.
"I had expected MUCH more of someone who would stoop to murdering ME!" says the copper hoers.
"Please, let me die," says the silver not-unicorn.
I'm not reading the wall of text from tonight
Tl;dr me m8s
I only need anything from about 5:00 onwards
[1d20 = 12]>>4635>wasting all of these sweet rollsLook ahead into the meadow
>>4635I've seen some shit, but I've never seen a pastel-blue hoers talking to the severed heads of other hoers. This is next level,"
"Well! She wouldn;t have this to worry about if she had simply left us alone now would she? And who are you?! Some gallant steed you turned out to be!"
"P, please stop,...."
>>4637You can't see it, but you hear water trickling in the distance. Fireflies begin to spread, bathing the area in a subtle glow.
>>4640There's method to the madness,....
>>4641Okay, now you've confused me
What does methods to madness have to do with dead memes?
>greentexting while chasing cattle