This begins thread #7 of the ongoing RP game that has 6 previous editions. You know who you are, and and anyone wanting to play just post "I'd like to play," or "Can I join?" or "Here,".
No faggots. When I say faggot, I'm being roman; be not utterly worthless in appearance or demeanor and you will not explode. If you are not disrupting others to an inexcusable degree, you are not welcome.
>Can't believe I have to put that part in now. Lee, u still has splainin'
So aside from there being a minotaur-shaped blood-splat on the ceiling, everything seems relatively calm and chill amongst the party. Their faggots have engaged in low-effort, high-yield shenanigens, and are in high spirits.
It really is a shame about Yak Lee though.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>4486
I read most, I know now thez is a healer
And tracy hates other horses
Anything else I should know before I go get wasted on bleach?
I read most, I know now thez is a healer
And tracy hates other horses
Anything else I should know before I go get wasted on bleach?
>>4470
By the way, a word on Football. In D&D, there are four words that relate to the four significant polarities. For Evil there is "Blasphemy", for "Chaos" there is the "Word of Chaos", for Law there is "Dictum", and for Good there is the Holy word, and that word is Football.
It is a particularly effective and useful spell, which is why you can only cast it once per day. You're not sure the precise effects yet, but that's the second time that speaking Football has felled your enemies (figuratively or literally).
By the way, a word on Football. In D&D, there are four words that relate to the four significant polarities. For Evil there is "Blasphemy", for "Chaos" there is the "Word of Chaos", for Law there is "Dictum", and for Good there is the Holy word, and that word is Football.
It is a particularly effective and useful spell, which is why you can only cast it once per day. You're not sure the precise effects yet, but that's the second time that speaking Football has felled your enemies (figuratively or literally).
What if I playsoccer?
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>>4495
The Holy word of Football, as first conceived by John Elway even before his birth, as he gestated in the divine womb of Rainbow Dash, only a small collection of Footballs at the time and not 100% Football which seems a contradiction (and is, because John Elway is 100% Football, yet this collection of Footballs was not 100% Elway and hence was not yet 100% Football) but John Madden did a play-by-play of it with too may circles and it was replayed in the hilight reel and so it was Football, cannot be spoken properly except by Paladins.
The Holy word of Football, as first conceived by John Elway even before his birth, as he gestated in the divine womb of Rainbow Dash, only a small collection of Footballs at the time and not 100% Football which seems a contradiction (and is, because John Elway is 100% Football, yet this collection of Footballs was not 100% Elway and hence was not yet 100% Football) but John Madden did a play-by-play of it with too may circles and it was replayed in the hilight reel and so it was Football, cannot be spoken properly except by Paladins.
Also, in order to speak one of the axioms, you have to know it. Blasphemy, for example, is not "Blasphemy", and if Thez said it you would all die. Immediately. No saving throw.
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Ah shit, now I gotta actually do it at some point... She's already prone to demonic possession, according to The Never Ending Ride, and The Jungle of Terror.
If you're thinking to goad me into saying it, think again. I'm serious, you'll all die, and it would take weeks to put everyone back together.
>>4509
I'd like your impression; I could see Tracy being either Chaotic Neutral, or Neutral Evil. I'd go more for the Neutral Evil, cuz there's a (tiny) bit of method to her madness.
I'd like your impression; I could see Tracy being either Chaotic Neutral, or Neutral Evil. I'd go more for the Neutral Evil, cuz there's a (tiny) bit of method to her madness.
>>4512
Sounds about right. Could flip-flop between the two, depending on the circumstance (she's insane, after all).
Sounds about right. Could flip-flop between the two, depending on the circumstance (she's insane, after all).
>>4511
Are we Thez's original team? I mean it makes sense. We all died, and Thez knew we wouldn't have our memories when we came back. So she created the game to help train us back into prime condition.
Are we Thez's original team? I mean it makes sense. We all died, and Thez knew we wouldn't have our memories when we came back. So she created the game to help train us back into prime condition.
is sekret bread nao
>Be Tracy
>Be annoyed and pissed-off
>Pacing around the stables like a caged animal
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!!"
>"You're going out and finding my horse and Inferius's horse..."
".... ~Alive..!"
*paces faster, kicking the soil around*
"What the fuck am I supposed to do about that?!"
*Kicks hay aside and unwraps heads*
*Pics up copper-bottom and shakes her furiously*
"Even in death, you continue to piss me off!"
"And you!" *unwrapping Ninja head*
"Some amazing ninja you were! I bet you thought she was going to ride your cock after you oh so heroically rescued her: really worked out well for you in the end, didn't it?"
>'He smells like a virgin too -'
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING WHORE!!" *kicks head across the stables*
"Fuck....! There's gotta be a way to fix this shit..!"
>'If you had-'
"DID I ASK FOR YOUR HINDSIGHT, YOU FUCKING WEEB?!"
>'.......!'
*demented stare*
"... I can't stay here, for now. I'm going to have to fix this somehow though, outside.."
*looks towards saddling equipment*
"..That'll do.."
*hastily fixes a harness and set of saddlebags, in which she places the re-wrapped, severed-heads*
"You two fuck-ups are coming with me."
*stealth on*
*dashes out the open doors of the pyramid, into the the outside area*
".. The Ride.. starts now..!"
tl;dr: I'm going exploring for the night. Will build over the next couple days, if/when GM will accommodate
>Be annoyed and pissed-off
>Pacing around the stables like a caged animal
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!!"
>"You're going out and finding my horse and Inferius's horse..."
".... ~Alive..!"
*paces faster, kicking the soil around*
"What the fuck am I supposed to do about that?!"
*Kicks hay aside and unwraps heads*
*Pics up copper-bottom and shakes her furiously*
"Even in death, you continue to piss me off!"
"And you!" *unwrapping Ninja head*
"Some amazing ninja you were! I bet you thought she was going to ride your cock after you oh so heroically rescued her: really worked out well for you in the end, didn't it?"
>'He smells like a virgin too -'
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING WHORE!!" *kicks head across the stables*
"Fuck....! There's gotta be a way to fix this shit..!"
>'If you had-'
"DID I ASK FOR YOUR HINDSIGHT, YOU FUCKING WEEB?!"
>'.......!'
*demented stare*
"... I can't stay here, for now. I'm going to have to fix this somehow though, outside.."
*looks towards saddling equipment*
"..That'll do.."
*hastily fixes a harness and set of saddlebags, in which she places the re-wrapped, severed-heads*
"You two fuck-ups are coming with me."
*stealth on*
*dashes out the open doors of the pyramid, into the the outside area*
".. The Ride.. starts now..!"
tl;dr: I'm going exploring for the night. Will build over the next couple days, if/when GM will accommodate
*leaves building*
[1d20 = 14]
*sets off down path in stealth*
Roll for detection
*sets off down path in stealth*
Roll for detection
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>>4518
I'll have you know, that was an OC I WAS developing, his lack of name was an allusion that his character wasn't finished
Also, he'd have put up quite the fight if he hadn't rolled a one, followed by you rolling a 20.
>Almost wonders if mods can modify dice scripts for individual users,....
The sky is the limit,... literally cuz you can't fly. The path leads back in the direction of Port Barry, but the path forks at Barry and heads off in several directions from there.
I'll have you know, that was an OC I WAS developing, his lack of name was an allusion that his character wasn't finished
Also, he'd have put up quite the fight if he hadn't rolled a one, followed by you rolling a 20.
>Almost wonders if mods can modify dice scripts for individual users,....
The sky is the limit,... literally cuz you can't fly. The path leads back in the direction of Port Barry, but the path forks at Barry and heads off in several directions from there.
>>4524
Not yet, Trump knows Football because of the shrine to Elway. Successfully devoting himself at a similar shrine to Adolf might achieve similar results.
Not yet, Trump knows Football because of the shrine to Elway. Successfully devoting himself at a similar shrine to Adolf might achieve similar results.
So Tracy appears to have disturbed the remains in the stable, so what happened is a bit more evident (it appears she left the heads laying around to be specific) and has dashed off into the night. On her way out, she passes the still-fresh corpse of Torcuil's NOT A UNICORN, which has a few dislocated bones, many scratches and bite marks, and is missing a leg.
Not sure what everyone else is doing, but Thez wanders up to Lenos (who is as usual, lounging with tankard at the Dais console).
"What's she doing?"
"Fucked if I care," he replies.
"Oh well, let me know if it gets exciting!" she says, whoofing away to an as yet undisclosed location.
Not sure what everyone else is doing, but Thez wanders up to Lenos (who is as usual, lounging with tankard at the Dais console).
"What's she doing?"
"Fucked if I care," he replies.
"Oh well, let me know if it gets exciting!" she says, whoofing away to an as yet undisclosed location.
>>4532
Oh good, that will make things (only slightly) less awkward at base. potentially more wherever you're going tho.
By the way, congratulations on determining one of the Ants' main uses; disposing of bodies.
Oh good, that will make things (only slightly) less awkward at base. potentially more wherever you're going tho.
By the way, congratulations on determining one of the Ants' main uses; disposing of bodies.
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