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Mixed Nuts - Official Name Now
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4199
4200
This begins thread #7 of the ongoing RP game that has 6 previous editions. You know who you are, and and anyone wanting to play just post "I'd like to play," or "Can I join?" or "Here,".
No faggots. When I say faggot, I'm being roman; be not utterly worthless in appearance or demeanor and you will not explode. If you are not disrupting others to an inexcusable degree, you are not welcome.
>Can't believe I have to put that part in now. Lee, u still has splainin'
So aside from there being a minotaur-shaped blood-splat on the ceiling, everything seems relatively calm and chill amongst the party. Their faggots have engaged in low-effort, high-yield shenanigens, and are in high spirits.
It really is a shame about Yak Lee though.
506 replies and 62 files omitted.
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4860
4862 4863
>>4858
We proceed towards the Steam room! Or where ever it was. Next to the treasury
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4861
4862 4864
>>4859
"To understand that, you'll have to realize the nature of the Character and the Player (or, the person and their faggot). As for whom specifically was 'an asshole', I think you'll recall that neither party is guiltless, though one can be observed to have gutted the other."
>>4858
No worries, as usual I logged in to fill out details and information and one thing led to another. Sorry about last night by the way, I totally missed the continuing FIreflies references.
Anonymous
ntikE
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No.4862
4867
>>4860
>is dragged on adventure
>>4861
Np, its fine
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4863
4867
>>4860
According to the map, the only way to the treasury (aside from phasing through physical objects, which u can't) is through the Ant's lair.
Anonymous
LNGvt
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No.4864
4866 4870
>>4861
>anger begins to overwhelm the fear of impending sodomy
"Who the fuck are you, anyway? What makes you think you know what's going on?"
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4865
4873
>>4859
"Are we in agreement? No killing hoers, and in exchange, no knife-buttsex?"
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4866
4873
>>4864
"Unicorns are part of the very fabric of nature and existence. Where there IS structure and harmony, there is a unicorn (or several). We are bound to life and existence, and as such are privy to its secrets."
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4867
4868 4871
>>4863
>>4862
We proceed to the ant colony entrance! But not before finding moldy food in the work-cafeteria so we have something to barter with
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4868
4869 4880
>>4867
Wait JUST a sec? Or perhaps, check the stables.
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4869
>>4868
Why would we check the stables? There's nothing there but Trump's disappointment in Thez and Tracy

Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4870
4872 4876
>>4864
"Better idea! I'll stick around and make sure you DON'T!" the Unicorn says with a chuckle, before reality begins to warp around you dizzyingly. Stars mix with light from the stream, the grass mixes with the sky, and before you know it,....
Tracy and the Unicorn appear in the stables with a flash of light. Strangely, the Salt and Pepper stallion, who is glaring at Tracy and gesuring to "shush".
Anonymous
ntikE
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No.4871
4880
>>4867
And in we go
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4872
>>4870
*is also there.

Anonymous
LNGvt
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No.4873
4874 4878
>>4865
>Irrationally angry
"It wouldn't be the first time I've had a knife rammed up my ass! Wanna shove a baseball bat into my uterus while you're at it? It's already in tatters!"
>>4866
>unicorns too OP. Pls nerf

Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4874
4875 4878
>>4873
"It wouldn't be the first time,...." is the first thing that Trump and Torcuil hear upon your appearance. They're not in the stables, but they're in earshot. Also
>unicorns too OP
Its the best method I can come up with for keeping YOU from killing them, while sparing me exhaustive detail with regard to the terrain they SHOULD be speeding over.
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4875
4881 4882
>>4874
If ur mad, kill the ninja again. Xp
Anyway, I'm out for the night I forfeit so much sleep 4 the board in general and this thread in particular
Anonymous
LNGvt
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No.4876
>>4870
>vomits
"..I hate being teleported..!"
>sees the pussy who got one-hit KO'd
*makes cocky, threatening gesture at stallion, in a sense that says 'u want sum moar, cuck?!'*
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4877
4879
P.S. Infernius, you and Thez are finished setting up the shrine. You haven't cast Hallow yet, but all but.
Anonymous
ntikE
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No.4878
4880
>>4873
Patch 4.2.0
>Nerfed Tracy
>Fixed bug where frogs wouldnt do anything
>Made Unicorns do 999.9 damage with knife fucking rather than 1000
>Fixed bug where GM didn't get meme refernce
>>4874
Torcuil walks towards sound, confused
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4879
>>4877
alright.
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4880
>>4871
>>4868
Tourcil and Trumpaladin arrive at the hive entrance. Trump addresses the hive
"Greatings fine non-football appreciating denizens of this purgatory dimension"
*refrains from vomitting at that sentence*
"We apologize for doing you harm upon our first appearence, and rest assured that was not intended. We have an offer for you now of these 5 loafs of bread, spiced with a naturally occuring fungus, to exchange for your pardon. We have also another request: That you may allow us passage through your hivce to the lower reaches of this facility, specifically, to an area near the treasure room. We wish to leave this limbo, and we believe the pyramid holds the secrets to our departure"

*grasps at a VHS copy of Superbowl XXXII in the event the ants do not respond favorably*
>>4878
"psst! That will still be here when we get out. Every minute we wait is one more minute we're stuck in this purgatory"


Anonymous
ntikE
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No.4881
4882
>>4875
Night,
Im hittin the hay too
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4882
4883
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>>4881
>>4875
>I finally get a chance to go on an adventure and everyone goes to sleep on me
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4883
4884
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>>4882

Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4884
4885
>>4883
Trumpaladin goes on a long walk... a very long walk, and eventually ends up at the bar next to Inferius

"So... Inferius, tell me about yourself. What sins did you commit to merit assignment to this purgatory?" He looks away for a minute. "I'm still trying to figure out what mine were"
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4885
4886
>>4884
all me do is tell the truth, and me get hanged for it.
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4886
4887
>>4885
"What truth did you tell? What was so horrible even the gods sought to punish
you for uttering it?"
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4887
4888
>>4886
me tell the truth about (((them))), the leader didnt like it because he was one of (((them))). to tell you truth that just how me died. me not know why im here. maybe the sin of being born a freak?
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4888
4889
>>4887
"What exactly is the truth about (((them)))? Who exactly are (((they)))?"
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4889
4890
>>4888
its simple... its the jews, and they arent as pleasnt as you think they are,trump.
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4890
4891
>>4889
Trump gives a bedazzled look
"Now what did the Jews have to do with your land and you leader?"
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4891
4892
>>4890
i dont know how that got there and they were very different from the (Rat)jews, theyre called griffions where im from, and they did what jews do the took over the leadership and where controling it.
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4892
4893
>>4891
*Trump is curious at this suggestion*
You don't suppose there could be some sort of inter-dimensional conspiracy? Perhaps why we are here?? Perhaps they are responsible for the Terrasque?
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4893
4894
>>4892
enter-what??? what a turask?
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4894
4895
>>4893
"I see, you must not have been informed of what happened before. The drunken Scottish sword revealed something to me. As mentioned before, we are being held captive in this dimension, sometime after our original deaths, and are prevented from being united with Football... err... Rockwell... by this creature called a Terrasque. It was never really described except as a mindless unintelligent creature. But appearently it's keeping us all trapped here in this purgatory, and not letting us move on the sports authority field. Elway of course is powerful, and still shines through into this realm. He wants me to kill this beast and for us to liberate ourselves... and perhaps others. There was a previous party many, many years ago trapped here who tried to kill the beast. They Built the pyramid to facilitate this process. You know that Thez - the snake demon - was among them. She was their healer. She has incredible healing power, enough to help a party kill the monster. But when they needed her most, she ran and left her comrades to die. I don't imagine it was simple cowardice. She must have sabotaged the mission. I think she likes it here - likes the freedom - to "reign in hell" I suppose. She must not be too optimistic about her chances of admission into any pleasant afterlife"
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4895
4896
>>4894
no, i know thez she no do that.she must have forgot a potion at the base.
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4896
4897
>>4895
"It's what the sword told me - I don't doubt him. I'm not sure she really has the motivation to leave. This world is probably an improvement for her over what she left behind"
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4897
4898
>>4896
thez been nice to me, how i know sword not lying?
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4898
4899
>>4897
"Do Scotsmen lie?"
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4899
4900
>>4898
what the Fhurer is a Scotsmen?
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4900
4901
>>4899
"The freedom of a barbarian with the intellect and cultural productivity of a Brit"
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4901
4902
>>4900
do they lie very often?
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4902
4903 4904
>>4901
"I don't think so. They do what they want and say what they want. Which gives them very little reason to lie. In any event, sometjing is keeping us from freedom, and that pyramid... And thez... Hold the key to getting us out"
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4903
>>4902
what about lennos he seems like hes in charge.
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4904
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>>4902
i gotta go trumpanon, i have a dentist visit tommorow. sorry i kinda stole the spot light.
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4905
4906 4907 4909
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Its friday bitches!
Someone's in the kitchen bakin' bread
Anonymous
nmUaX
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No.4906
>>4905
On baguette.
Anonymous
LNGvt
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No.4907
>>4905
It's Thursday though.
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4909
>>4905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6o44AfYWQE
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4911
New bread https://mlpol.net/vx/res/4910.html