This begins thread #7 of the ongoing RP game that has 6 previous editions. You know who you are, and and anyone wanting to play just post "I'd like to play," or "Can I join?" or "Here,".
No faggots. When I say faggot, I'm being roman; be not utterly worthless in appearance or demeanor and you will not explode. If you are not disrupting others to an inexcusable degree, you are not welcome.
>Can't believe I have to put that part in now. Lee, u still has splainin'
So aside from there being a minotaur-shaped blood-splat on the ceiling, everything seems relatively calm and chill amongst the party. Their faggots have engaged in low-effort, high-yield shenanigens, and are in high spirits.
It really is a shame about Yak Lee though.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>4710
Well, I outlined the best ones (the Shifter's Blade, the Wicked Blade, and the Defender), pretty much the rest are some form of 'masterwork' (+1 non-magical).
Well, I outlined the best ones (the Shifter's Blade, the Wicked Blade, and the Defender), pretty much the rest are some form of 'masterwork' (+1 non-magical).
>>4711
Oh. Well then you're a 12th level cleric, among your assortment is Hallow, which will do nicely.
Oh. Well then you're a 12th level cleric, among your assortment is Hallow, which will do nicely.
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>>4717
Sure, its neither deep nor wide. As for detection, you can hear crickets buzzing, but nothing else.
Sure, its neither deep nor wide. As for detection, you can hear crickets buzzing, but nothing else.
>>4716
"Technically, that wasn't my doing. Rather, it wasn't my magic. My magic is more like a sorceror's, in that I have limited ability and control, and mostly it only works on me."
"Technically, that wasn't my doing. Rather, it wasn't my magic. My magic is more like a sorceror's, in that I have limited ability and control, and mostly it only works on me."
"For example, I can get BIGGER," she says, growing in height until she stands eye to eye with you. "But, I can't make YOU bigger,"
>>4720
"Booze? You said the magic word! To the Sticky Wicket!" she whoofs away.
>>4720
"Booze? You said the magic word! To the Sticky Wicket!" she whoofs away.
>>4722
You arrive at the Sticky Wicket, and see Thez behind the bar looking for something 'apt'. She settles on something greenish, with a mottled bottle.
"There doesn't seem to have been much traffic here since we left, so for the time being the place is ours, given our arrangement with the townsfolk. The locals all prefer the Rusty Duck anyway (btw, they have AWESOME blue-cheese burgers!)."
You arrive at the Sticky Wicket, and see Thez behind the bar looking for something 'apt'. She settles on something greenish, with a mottled bottle.
"There doesn't seem to have been much traffic here since we left, so for the time being the place is ours, given our arrangement with the townsfolk. The locals all prefer the Rusty Duck anyway (btw, they have AWESOME blue-cheese burgers!)."
She looks at the bottle. "Alde baran? Whatever," she takes a swig. "WHEW, that'll do."
>>4724
"I'm sure they have more chicken than beef, so sure!"
>>4724
"I'm sure they have more chicken than beef, so sure!"
>>4726
She's holding it. "Here," she says putting up a pair of glasses before flipping herself over the bar and plomping onto one of the barstools. She then fills both glasses and places the bottle on the bar, then picking up one of the glasses.
"Careful myah, this one makes my nose tingle."
She's holding it. "Here," she says putting up a pair of glasses before flipping herself over the bar and plomping onto one of the barstools. She then fills both glasses and places the bottle on the bar, then picking up one of the glasses.
"Careful myah, this one makes my nose tingle."
>>4717
I'm still following if you wish to proceed, just that I hadn't filled out this area much aside from what comes next.
I'm still following if you wish to proceed, just that I hadn't filled out this area much aside from what comes next.
>>4732
She drinks half of her glass. "I take that as a compliment, but I can't take all the credit. I've experienced some outrageous fortune, on both ends of the spectrum."
She drinks half of her glass. "I take that as a compliment, but I can't take all the credit. I've experienced some outrageous fortune, on both ends of the spectrum."
>>4734
She gives him a wry look, sloshes the rest of her glass and then drinks it. "Alright, but I gotta ask a favor first."
She gives him a wry look, sloshes the rest of her glass and then drinks it. "Alright, but I gotta ask a favor first."
>>4736
uh, yea i only let him because im to big to ride on the horse we have back at the pyramid and i couldnt find you.
please dont say i said.
uh, yea i only let him because im to big to ride on the horse we have back at the pyramid and i couldnt find you.
please dont say i said.
>>4737
On the other side of the stream is a short expanse of neat grass, leading to a single tree of intricate size and proportion. It is as though the roots are exposed, winding to and fro about the base of the tree. Several birds nests are nestled in the branches, with squirrels occasionally running up and down it's trunk. At the base of the tree is a solid-white unicorn, which is looking unmistakably at you. (yes, you're still stealth).
>>4738
"I fucking KNEW it! There's no WAY that shoddy motherfucker beat me!" she pours herself a drink. "Okay, tit for tat; I was born the slave-child of a princess who had been captured by an opposing king."
On the other side of the stream is a short expanse of neat grass, leading to a single tree of intricate size and proportion. It is as though the roots are exposed, winding to and fro about the base of the tree. Several birds nests are nestled in the branches, with squirrels occasionally running up and down it's trunk. At the base of the tree is a solid-white unicorn, which is looking unmistakably at you. (yes, you're still stealth).
>>4738
"I fucking KNEW it! There's no WAY that shoddy motherfucker beat me!" she pours herself a drink. "Okay, tit for tat; I was born the slave-child of a princess who had been captured by an opposing king."
>>4741
"Curious, we may have something in common then," she begins to display the tell-tale characteristics of intoxication. "For why? Were you in some way, dicibably not what was expected?"
>>4742
Of course, the unicorn isn't looking at the heads, you're in an eye-stare now.
"Welcome," appears in your mind.
"Curious, we may have something in common then," she begins to display the tell-tale characteristics of intoxication. "For why? Were you in some way, dicibably not what was expected?"
>>4742
Of course, the unicorn isn't looking at the heads, you're in an eye-stare now.
"Welcome," appears in your mind.
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>>4743
yes actually most if not all minotuars are usally brown or blue. they saw me as an abomination and they leave me in mountains when me was boy, me never have any friends.
yes actually most if not all minotuars are usally brown or blue. they saw me as an abomination and they leave me in mountains when me was boy, me never have any friends.
>tfw REALLY don't want to kill anymore horses tonight, but must stay in character... Will avoid at all costs
>>4746
Mutters something about electricity. "Well then, you deSERVE a drink!" she says, slightly overflowing his glass. "See, I'm the daughter of this high-folutin' gray elf princess who decided "You know what, I'd rather go home to my people and live out in ignominy the shame of being captured, sired and forced to give child to a gray-dwarven king who was SUPPOSED to be infertile,...." she's clearly drunk at this point.
Mutters something about electricity. "Well then, you deSERVE a drink!" she says, slightly overflowing his glass. "See, I'm the daughter of this high-folutin' gray elf princess who decided "You know what, I'd rather go home to my people and live out in ignominy the shame of being captured, sired and forced to give child to a gray-dwarven king who was SUPPOSED to be infertile,...." she's clearly drunk at this point.
>>4746
"Long story short, I can see what you mean and to a degree, where you're coming from. That shit's BULLSHIT!" she says, drinking her whole glass.
"Long story short, I can see what you mean and to a degree, where you're coming from. That shit's BULLSHIT!" she says, drinking her whole glass.
>>4752
"Is it truly me you wish to "fuck"? Not being lewd, of course. You seem quite accustomed to telling others how you feel with your blades. Have you other methods?" the unicorn inclines it's head.
"Is it truly me you wish to "fuck"? Not being lewd, of course. You seem quite accustomed to telling others how you feel with your blades. Have you other methods?" the unicorn inclines it's head.
>>4754
>Starting to get pissed off god, no more killing
"I-.. I just really like knives.. And no, I don't feel like "fucking" you! I'm busy right now.."
>Starting to get pissed off god, no more killing
"I-.. I just really like knives.. And no, I don't feel like "fucking" you! I'm busy right now.."
So I guess Trumpladin continues his quest to explore more of the Pyramid, and learn its secrets. He takes along Vanderiem, unsheathed, essentially as a guide
>>4755
"You don't appear busy, you appear to have been frolicking in an open field before wandering about a stream, and most erratically at that. You're not accustomed to being unreserved are you?"
"You don't appear busy, you appear to have been frolicking in an open field before wandering about a stream, and most erratically at that. You're not accustomed to being unreserved are you?"
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>>4757
>Irritation grows
"W-well.. No..! I'm just a bit confused as to what I'm looking for right now.."
>Irritation grows
"W-well.. No..! I'm just a bit confused as to what I'm looking for right now.."
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>>4758
Ikr. People keep judging others by the color of their skin, and not by the content of their character.
Ikr. People keep judging others by the color of their skin, and not by the content of their character.
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>>4764
>Is Increasingly peeved by Yodacorn's prying questions and invasive mind-rape
"Wh-What is it to, faggot?! Why won't you speak normally?!"
>Is Increasingly peeved by Yodacorn's prying questions and invasive mind-rape
"Wh-What is it to, faggot?! Why won't you speak normally?!"
>>4764
>there's a salt and pepper stallion with face-wrappings.
No there isn't. He died via critical hit. I'm carrying his severed head.
>there's a salt and pepper stallion with face-wrappings.
No there isn't. He died via critical hit. I'm carrying his severed head.
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>>4772
>And yet, there is a salt and pepper mare in the stable.
Fuck! Now I gotta re-think my gameplay.
>Y U do dis, Yodacorn? The real Tracy would've just attacked two posts ago
*stares for a long time, and draws knife*
>And yet, there is a salt and pepper mare in the stable.
Fuck! Now I gotta re-think my gameplay.
>Y U do dis, Yodacorn? The real Tracy would've just attacked two posts ago
*stares for a long time, and draws knife*
>>4774
parents testified against me in court. and had me tried for Treason because i spoke against (((lord Wiemar))).
parents testified against me in court. and had me tried for Treason because i spoke against (((lord Wiemar))).
>>4775
Thez knows nothing of a Lord Weimar. "Thats some shit. My paternal family all died. I don't know what happened to my mother, but she was exchanged between families. Of course, no one bartered for her multi-race child (a sign of her weakness and failutre).
>BRRAAAAAAAAAP
Thez knows nothing of a Lord Weimar. "Thats some shit. My paternal family all died. I don't know what happened to my mother, but she was exchanged between families. Of course, no one bartered for her multi-race child (a sign of her weakness and failutre).
>BRRAAAAAAAAAP
>>4773
Yodacorn seems unimpressed.
"Has there been a situation where you have not relied on your knives?" it asks, genuinely curious.
Yodacorn seems unimpressed.
"Has there been a situation where you have not relied on your knives?" it asks, genuinely curious.
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>tfw missing out on all of these deep explorations of character
>>4778
Good thing Thez has 'decided' 2 times now ^_~
"Spilled milk, we're here now," she says refilling her glass and then swigging the whole thing. "Hoohah. Tha's like,... that's not cool. You're good. I like you. You're good. You should,... I don't know. I don't know what I was thinking, but I was thinking "This guy, he's good he is."
Good thing Thez has 'decided' 2 times now ^_~
"Spilled milk, we're here now," she says refilling her glass and then swigging the whole thing. "Hoohah. Tha's like,... that's not cool. You're good. I like you. You're good. You should,... I don't know. I don't know what I was thinking, but I was thinking "This guy, he's good he is."
>>4782
"The better question is, who are YOU? This grove is, after all, my charge. I would hate to have to,... prevent you from doing harm."
"The better question is, who are YOU? This grove is, after all, my charge. I would hate to have to,... prevent you from doing harm."
>>4784
>notices change in tone
*stares for a long time, before taking first step on turf*
"And by that, you mean...?"
>notices change in tone
*stares for a long time, before taking first step on turf*
"And by that, you mean...?"
>>4785
"I bay me drunk, bt ahm not so drink that I cunt see what're you gett'n at." She says, both blushing and elusively stumbling away from her barstool. "Its whey too much early for that kinda thknkification," he whoofs away, and moments later you hear disjointled piano keys in the lobby.
"I bay me drunk, bt ahm not so drink that I cunt see what're you gett'n at." She says, both blushing and elusively stumbling away from her barstool. "Its whey too much early for that kinda thknkification," he whoofs away, and moments later you hear disjointled piano keys in the lobby.
>>4786
"I mean, you're not permitted to do harm while you are here. Your blades and techinque, impressive though they may be, will do you no good. Violence is simply not allowed."
"Though given your temperment, you're welcome to try," the unicorn chortles.
"I mean, you're not permitted to do harm while you are here. Your blades and techinque, impressive though they may be, will do you no good. Violence is simply not allowed."
"Though given your temperment, you're welcome to try," the unicorn chortles.
>>4790
The unicorn seems amused. "How many have you felled with such a stance? You have a remarkable resolve you know. Its a pity I suppose."
The unicorn seems amused. "How many have you felled with such a stance? You have a remarkable resolve you know. Its a pity I suppose."
>>4788
Thez is awkwardly playing at the keyboard. "You know, you're going to have to do better than ask a few questions and play cute if you wanna 'know more' (she says as though it hasn't already happened).
Thez is awkwardly playing at the keyboard. "You know, you're going to have to do better than ask a few questions and play cute if you wanna 'know more' (she says as though it hasn't already happened).
>>4795
*keeps walking until she's just a couple paces away from the unicorn, looking up at his beard*
*keeps walking until she's just a couple paces away from the unicorn, looking up at his beard*
[1d20-4 = -2]
>>4796
>minotaur dancing, with that roll
"You're not bad for an amateur, but please."
I'm neglecting the drunkedness, but she's still smashed.
"Let me show you how its done."
She begins to dance sensuously.
I didn't plan this, but its consistent w/ character
>>4796
>minotaur dancing, with that roll
"You're not bad for an amateur, but please."
I'm neglecting the drunkedness, but she's still smashed.
"Let me show you how its done."
She begins to dance sensuously.
I didn't plan this, but its consistent w/ character
Meanwhile, the unicorn remains unmoved, laying in the grass beneath the tree, its hooves crossed in front of it. It inclines its neck, almost beckoningly.
>>4802
"You probably don't know, but on the shadow-plane I'm a STAR!" she says sliding down a non-existent stripper pole (she's quite skilled with Airwalk).
"You probably don't know, but on the shadow-plane I'm a STAR!" she says sliding down a non-existent stripper pole (she's quite skilled with Airwalk).
She finishes her routine before sauntering back to the bar. "So what's up with this Well Rock guy? Is he,... mustard? deliberate reference
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>doesn't respond
*is literally a breath's distance away from the unicorn now*
*is literally a breath's distance away from the unicorn now*
>>4809
he will grant people protection from (((them))),he speaks the truth of the world hes not just ridculis icon. hes a fanatic he says if a cause is worthy its ok to be fanatic about it, and the fight against (((them)))is a worthy one.
he will grant people protection from (((them))),he speaks the truth of the world hes not just ridculis icon. hes a fanatic he says if a cause is worthy its ok to be fanatic about it, and the fight against (((them)))is a worthy one.
>>4811
*Scissors keen-edged knives on either side of the unicorn's horn, not to do damage, but still grazing enough to send lightning bolts of pain through the sensitive tissue*
(monotone)"That's a really nice horn you've got there, cunt. It would be a reall shame if someone.. removed it."
*eye contact*
*Scissors keen-edged knives on either side of the unicorn's horn, not to do damage, but still grazing enough to send lightning bolts of pain through the sensitive tissue*
(monotone)"That's a really nice horn you've got there, cunt. It would be a reall shame if someone.. removed it."
*eye contact*
>>4812
"Alright then! Sechs!" Thez rudely calls, and to your surprise Sechs VierSeiben pops out of a corner.
"Get this here Minotaur whatever he needs! We're building a Well Rock!"
"Alright then! Sechs!" Thez rudely calls, and to your surprise Sechs VierSeiben pops out of a corner.
"Get this here Minotaur whatever he needs! We're building a Well Rock!"
>>4817
The unicorn stands up and brushes past you (as in, there is obvious physicality, in spite of the apparent etherealness of her horn). "I can save you some time if you prefer."
The unicorn stands up and brushes past you (as in, there is obvious physicality, in spite of the apparent etherealness of her horn). "I can save you some time if you prefer."
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>Trumpaladin won't be able to fuck the doubtlessly sexy unicorn
>>4819
*Looks after, confused*
'That usually works with the hornheads back in Equestria...' She thinks
*Looks after, confused*
'That usually works with the hornheads back in Equestria...' She thinks
I'm here, and ready to drink bleach.
So what are we doing tonight
So what are we doing tonight
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>>4829
It's called willful destruction of property and it's illegal
We need to unlock the secrets if Trumpaladin is ever to get home, damn it!
>>4831
I know, right?
>>4832
*Trumpaladin and Tourcil proceed towards the shrine, where they investigate the structure and any clues it may provide the the Pyramid's history, origins, and powers*
It's called willful destruction of property and it's illegal
We need to unlock the secrets if Trumpaladin is ever to get home, damn it!
>>4831
I know, right?
>>4832
*Trumpaladin and Tourcil proceed towards the shrine, where they investigate the structure and any clues it may provide the the Pyramid's history, origins, and powers*
>>4832
Infernius is finishing up on some bantz and setting up a Chaotic-Good aligned shrine over at Port Barry. Tracy is facing off with a unicorn in the tranquil grove. You're still back at the pyramid, having somehow tricked the computer into telling you where the Manual is along with Trump, and,... Thez is hammered.
Infernius is finishing up on some bantz and setting up a Chaotic-Good aligned shrine over at Port Barry. Tracy is facing off with a unicorn in the tranquil grove. You're still back at the pyramid, having somehow tricked the computer into telling you where the Manual is along with Trump, and,... Thez is hammered.
>>4832
"I'll tell you what. I can tell you are not one who is readily controlled or controllable, but I'll make you a deal. Stop killing the hoers, and I won't put that one you have in your mouth up ur butt," the unicorn seems to smile, in spite of its words.
"I'll tell you what. I can tell you are not one who is readily controlled or controllable, but I'll make you a deal. Stop killing the hoers, and I won't put that one you have in your mouth up ur butt," the unicorn seems to smile, in spite of its words.
[1d20 = 4]
>>4841
The unicorn sighs, while a glimmer of magic appears about its horn. At the same time, the dagger in your mouth suddenly jerks free and starts floating on its own.
>>4841
The unicorn sighs, while a glimmer of magic appears about its horn. At the same time, the dagger in your mouth suddenly jerks free and starts floating on its own.
>>4843
Tracy stumbled across a Unicorn in the tranquil grove, and is failing to intimidate it. In fact, it seems to have quite the upper hand.
Tracy stumbled across a Unicorn in the tranquil grove, and is failing to intimidate it. In fact, it seems to have quite the upper hand.
>>4849
"We COULD continue on course, rousing though that might be, or we could consider ourselves at an impasse, and in exchange for NOT putting the knife in ur poot, you could lay off killing otherwise essential NPCs?" the Unicorn suggests mirthfully.
"We COULD continue on course, rousing though that might be, or we could consider ourselves at an impasse, and in exchange for NOT putting the knife in ur poot, you could lay off killing otherwise essential NPCs?" the Unicorn suggests mirthfully.
>>4854
"B-b-b-b-b-butt..! They were total assholes!"
*Slumps off saddlebags, letting severed heads roll across the turf*
"And what the fuck is an NPC?!"
"B-b-b-b-b-butt..! They were total assholes!"
*Slumps off saddlebags, letting severed heads roll across the turf*
"And what the fuck is an NPC?!"
>>4859
"To understand that, you'll have to realize the nature of the Character and the Player (or, the person and their faggot). As for whom specifically was 'an asshole', I think you'll recall that neither party is guiltless, though one can be observed to have gutted the other."
>>4858
No worries, as usual I logged in to fill out details and information and one thing led to another. Sorry about last night by the way, I totally missed the continuing FIreflies references.
"To understand that, you'll have to realize the nature of the Character and the Player (or, the person and their faggot). As for whom specifically was 'an asshole', I think you'll recall that neither party is guiltless, though one can be observed to have gutted the other."
>>4858
No worries, as usual I logged in to fill out details and information and one thing led to another. Sorry about last night by the way, I totally missed the continuing FIreflies references.
>>4860
According to the map, the only way to the treasury (aside from phasing through physical objects, which u can't) is through the Ant's lair.
According to the map, the only way to the treasury (aside from phasing through physical objects, which u can't) is through the Ant's lair.
>>4861
>anger begins to overwhelm the fear of impending sodomy
"Who the fuck are you, anyway? What makes you think you know what's going on?"
>anger begins to overwhelm the fear of impending sodomy
"Who the fuck are you, anyway? What makes you think you know what's going on?"
>>4864
"Unicorns are part of the very fabric of nature and existence. Where there IS structure and harmony, there is a unicorn (or several). We are bound to life and existence, and as such are privy to its secrets."
"Unicorns are part of the very fabric of nature and existence. Where there IS structure and harmony, there is a unicorn (or several). We are bound to life and existence, and as such are privy to its secrets."
>>4868
Why would we check the stables? There's nothing there but Trump's disappointment in Thez and Tracy
Why would we check the stables? There's nothing there but Trump's disappointment in Thez and Tracy
>>4864
"Better idea! I'll stick around and make sure you DON'T!" the Unicorn says with a chuckle, before reality begins to warp around you dizzyingly. Stars mix with light from the stream, the grass mixes with the sky, and before you know it,....
Tracy and the Unicorn appear in the stables with a flash of light. Strangely, the Salt and Pepper stallion, who is glaring at Tracy and gesuring to "shush".
"Better idea! I'll stick around and make sure you DON'T!" the Unicorn says with a chuckle, before reality begins to warp around you dizzyingly. Stars mix with light from the stream, the grass mixes with the sky, and before you know it,....
Tracy and the Unicorn appear in the stables with a flash of light. Strangely, the Salt and Pepper stallion, who is glaring at Tracy and gesuring to "shush".
>>4873
"It wouldn't be the first time,...." is the first thing that Trump and Torcuil hear upon your appearance. They're not in the stables, but they're in earshot. Also
>unicorns too OP
Its the best method I can come up with for keeping YOU from killing them, while sparing me exhaustive detail with regard to the terrain they SHOULD be speeding over.
"It wouldn't be the first time,...." is the first thing that Trump and Torcuil hear upon your appearance. They're not in the stables, but they're in earshot. Also
>unicorns too OP
Its the best method I can come up with for keeping YOU from killing them, while sparing me exhaustive detail with regard to the terrain they SHOULD be speeding over.
>>4874
If ur mad, kill the ninja again. Xp
Anyway, I'm out for the night I forfeit so much sleep 4 the board in general and this thread in particular
If ur mad, kill the ninja again. Xp
Anyway, I'm out for the night I forfeit so much sleep 4 the board in general and this thread in particular
>>4870
>vomits
"..I hate being teleported..!"
>sees the pussy who got one-hit KO'd
*makes cocky, threatening gesture at stallion, in a sense that says 'u want sum moar, cuck?!'*
>vomits
"..I hate being teleported..!"
>sees the pussy who got one-hit KO'd
*makes cocky, threatening gesture at stallion, in a sense that says 'u want sum moar, cuck?!'*
P.S. Infernius, you and Thez are finished setting up the shrine. You haven't cast Hallow yet, but all but.
>>4871
>>4868
Tourcil and Trumpaladin arrive at the hive entrance. Trump addresses the hive
"Greatings fine non-football appreciating denizens of this purgatory dimension"
*refrains from vomitting at that sentence*
"We apologize for doing you harm upon our first appearence, and rest assured that was not intended. We have an offer for you now of these 5 loafs of bread, spiced with a naturally occuring fungus, to exchange for your pardon. We have also another request: That you may allow us passage through your hivce to the lower reaches of this facility, specifically, to an area near the treasure room. We wish to leave this limbo, and we believe the pyramid holds the secrets to our departure"
*grasps at a VHS copy of Superbowl XXXII in the event the ants do not respond favorably*
>>4878
"psst! That will still be here when we get out. Every minute we wait is one more minute we're stuck in this purgatory"
>>4868
Tourcil and Trumpaladin arrive at the hive entrance. Trump addresses the hive
"Greatings fine non-football appreciating denizens of this purgatory dimension"
*refrains from vomitting at that sentence*
"We apologize for doing you harm upon our first appearence, and rest assured that was not intended. We have an offer for you now of these 5 loafs of bread, spiced with a naturally occuring fungus, to exchange for your pardon. We have also another request: That you may allow us passage through your hivce to the lower reaches of this facility, specifically, to an area near the treasure room. We wish to leave this limbo, and we believe the pyramid holds the secrets to our departure"
*grasps at a VHS copy of Superbowl XXXII in the event the ants do not respond favorably*
>>4878
"psst! That will still be here when we get out. Every minute we wait is one more minute we're stuck in this purgatory"
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>>4883
Trumpaladin goes on a long walk... a very long walk, and eventually ends up at the bar next to Inferius
"So... Inferius, tell me about yourself. What sins did you commit to merit assignment to this purgatory?" He looks away for a minute. "I'm still trying to figure out what mine were"
Trumpaladin goes on a long walk... a very long walk, and eventually ends up at the bar next to Inferius
"So... Inferius, tell me about yourself. What sins did you commit to merit assignment to this purgatory?" He looks away for a minute. "I'm still trying to figure out what mine were"
>>4885
"What truth did you tell? What was so horrible even the gods sought to punish
you for uttering it?"
"What truth did you tell? What was so horrible even the gods sought to punish
you for uttering it?"
>>4886
me tell the truth about (((them))), the leader didnt like it because he was one of (((them))). to tell you truth that just how me died. me not know why im here. maybe the sin of being born a freak?
me tell the truth about (((them))), the leader didnt like it because he was one of (((them))). to tell you truth that just how me died. me not know why im here. maybe the sin of being born a freak?
>>4890
i dont know how that got there and they were very different from the (Rat)jews, theyre called griffions where im from, and they did what jews do the took over the leadership and where controling it.
i dont know how that got there and they were very different from the (Rat)jews, theyre called griffions where im from, and they did what jews do the took over the leadership and where controling it.
>>4891
*Trump is curious at this suggestion*
You don't suppose there could be some sort of inter-dimensional conspiracy? Perhaps why we are here?? Perhaps they are responsible for the Terrasque?
*Trump is curious at this suggestion*
You don't suppose there could be some sort of inter-dimensional conspiracy? Perhaps why we are here?? Perhaps they are responsible for the Terrasque?
>>4893
"I see, you must not have been informed of what happened before. The drunken Scottish sword revealed something to me. As mentioned before, we are being held captive in this dimension, sometime after our original deaths, and are prevented from being united with Football... err... Rockwell... by this creature called a Terrasque. It was never really described except as a mindless unintelligent creature. But appearently it's keeping us all trapped here in this purgatory, and not letting us move on the sports authority field. Elway of course is powerful, and still shines through into this realm. He wants me to kill this beast and for us to liberate ourselves... and perhaps others. There was a previous party many, many years ago trapped here who tried to kill the beast. They Built the pyramid to facilitate this process. You know that Thez - the snake demon - was among them. She was their healer. She has incredible healing power, enough to help a party kill the monster. But when they needed her most, she ran and left her comrades to die. I don't imagine it was simple cowardice. She must have sabotaged the mission. I think she likes it here - likes the freedom - to "reign in hell" I suppose. She must not be too optimistic about her chances of admission into any pleasant afterlife"
"I see, you must not have been informed of what happened before. The drunken Scottish sword revealed something to me. As mentioned before, we are being held captive in this dimension, sometime after our original deaths, and are prevented from being united with Football... err... Rockwell... by this creature called a Terrasque. It was never really described except as a mindless unintelligent creature. But appearently it's keeping us all trapped here in this purgatory, and not letting us move on the sports authority field. Elway of course is powerful, and still shines through into this realm. He wants me to kill this beast and for us to liberate ourselves... and perhaps others. There was a previous party many, many years ago trapped here who tried to kill the beast. They Built the pyramid to facilitate this process. You know that Thez - the snake demon - was among them. She was their healer. She has incredible healing power, enough to help a party kill the monster. But when they needed her most, she ran and left her comrades to die. I don't imagine it was simple cowardice. She must have sabotaged the mission. I think she likes it here - likes the freedom - to "reign in hell" I suppose. She must not be too optimistic about her chances of admission into any pleasant afterlife"
>>4895
"It's what the sword told me - I don't doubt him. I'm not sure she really has the motivation to leave. This world is probably an improvement for her over what she left behind"
"It's what the sword told me - I don't doubt him. I'm not sure she really has the motivation to leave. This world is probably an improvement for her over what she left behind"
>>4901
"I don't think so. They do what they want and say what they want. Which gives them very little reason to lie. In any event, sometjing is keeping us from freedom, and that pyramid... And thez... Hold the key to getting us out"
"I don't think so. They do what they want and say what they want. Which gives them very little reason to lie. In any event, sometjing is keeping us from freedom, and that pyramid... And thez... Hold the key to getting us out"
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Its friday bitches!
Someone's in the kitchen bakin' bread
Someone's in the kitchen bakin' bread
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