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Mixed Nuts - Official Name Now
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4199
4200
This begins thread #7 of the ongoing RP game that has 6 previous editions. You know who you are, and and anyone wanting to play just post "I'd like to play," or "Can I join?" or "Here,".
No faggots. When I say faggot, I'm being roman; be not utterly worthless in appearance or demeanor and you will not explode. If you are not disrupting others to an inexcusable degree, you are not welcome.
>Can't believe I have to put that part in now. Lee, u still has splainin'
So aside from there being a minotaur-shaped blood-splat on the ceiling, everything seems relatively calm and chill amongst the party. Their faggots have engaged in low-effort, high-yield shenanigens, and are in high spirits.
It really is a shame about Yak Lee though.
506 replies and 62 files omitted.
LNGvt
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No.4313
[1d20 = 11]
*stabbity, stab, stab, stab, stab*
VlCbJ
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No.4315
4318
[2d20 = 6]
So Copper takes a total of two strikes. One was with the defender, but the other was with the wicked. She's bleeding profusely and having difficulty maintaining her position, except she strikes.
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4316
Seriously? She attempts a double-buck, and famously misses with both, to the point that Tracy can land a coup de gras if she likes.
LNGvt
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No.4318
4320 4321
[1d20 = 19]
>>4315
*slash with intent to decapitate* Would've used poison, but she's already a gonner
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4319
Pls post the maps in this thread
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4320
>>4318
>Rolled 19
RIP Copper mare
Play same song, because it's that amazing and that appropriate Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg, hurroo, hurroo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFUTHcjiZGo
>Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg, hurroo, hurroo
>Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg
>Ye're an armless, boneless, chickenless egg
>You'll have to be left with a bowl out to beg
>Oh Johnny I hardly knew ye.
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4321
4323
blood spatter.jpg
>>4318
These dice rolls (keen edges). In a fit of bloodlust and rage, and whatever the hell else, Tracy reduces Coppertone to a pile of disorganized meat and gore. I mean, there's still legs sticking out so it looks like slightly more then a pile of meat, but her white flesh and copper mane have been morbidly splatter-painted.
Glue status.
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4323
4325 4327
>>4321
So um... does this mean the party is eating horse meat tonight?
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4325
>>4323
its gotta go somewhere.
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4326
4327
*whirls around over to the silver unicorn*
>murderous monotone
"You didn't see anything."
*gestures towards the door*
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4327
4332 4334
>>4323
Its whats for dinner.
>>4326
You're quite right, the silver mare is covering its eyes with its forelegs at this point. By the way, you're covered in blood. Just a reminder.
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4332
4336 4337
>>4327
*Trump later checks upon the stable, discovers the horrible scene, and rescues what usable meat he can to be smoked and salted*
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4334
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>>4327
*shake like dog, to get rid of the blood*
"HFGHFGHGBHGBNNN!!!!"
>'Piss off, faggot!' (again pointing him towards the open door)
*proceed to loot ninja's corpse*
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4335
*stealth*
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4336
4337 4349
>>4332
Infernuis goes with him and attempts to talk to the horse.
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4337
4342 4349
>>4332
>>4336
How long would it take them to get here? They don't know what's going on.
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4338
>can't stop laughing
You find face-wrappings and some kunai.
Also, while 'shaking yourself off' works to a large degree, it fails entirely. You're neglectfully and residually blood-splattered.
VlCbJ
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No.4342
4343 4344
[1d20 = 19]
>>4337
Don't worry, you have a moment before they arrive.
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4343
>>4342
That was your stealth roll btw ~_~
>mfw I've gotten 2 1's tonight
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4344
4347
>>4342
No time to skin hoers for materials and dispose of the bodies?
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4347
4355
>>4344
No. If you'd like, you can claim some trophy fur.
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4349
4351 4353
>>4337
this would be probably an hour or so later when Trump of tourcil or whoever goes to feed the horses
>>4336
What horse? The survivor?
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4351
4362
>>4349
i wanna talk to the horse i rode(not knowing hes been murdered)
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4353
4355
dtkm.jpg
>>4349
Apparently, Tracy may actually have time to,... resource the hoers.
Do you desire to dispose of bodies more?
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4355
4356 4362
>>4347
*takes the hide off of copper's boated ass, and folds it into knife-cozy*
>>4353
Yes.
I assume the unicorn has since left the pyramid?
*skins hoers hides*
*wraps both the severed heads in their respective hides*
Where was the opening those ants came from again?
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4356
4360
>>4355
We haven't gotten to the unicorn yet, and no the silver mare is still shuddering in the corner. I haven't decided yet whether this will psychologically break that one, but they're still in the stable with,... you. The entrance to (sigh) the Hive is on the west end of the clearing.
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4360
4361 4363 4365 4367
>>4356
>I already told him to piss offdidn't feel like killing him
*Walks into personal bubble, and g*
"Listen, sissy. I don't feel like cleaning you off the ground too. gtfo!"
*points hoof towards open door*
>the Hive is on the west end of the clearing.
Gib maps
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4361
>>4360
and glares*
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4362
4363 4364 4369
>>4355
Like what the fuck?
>>4351
Why
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4363
4366
>>4360
Trump and Infernius hear the sound of clopping hooves.
>>4362
>WTF
U n me both
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4364
4365
>>4362
he seems like a nice person to have as a friend.
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4365
>>4364
Alas, poor ninja horse
>>4360
Like literally all you had to do was leave the corpses there and it could have been blamed on the ants. Or if not, then at least it would just be, you know, run of the mill second degree murder, but on farm animals
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4366
4368
>>4363
i follow that sound
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4367
>>4360
>Thez whoofs in like she's gonna say something for a second,... then upon seeing the scene (in the stable that is) she pauses, seems to look at a watch that isn't there on her wrist, and then whoofs out as quickly as possible.
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4368
4371
>>4366
The sound leads outside into the wilderness and departs at a much greater rate than you are travelling. You are now outside.
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4369
4370
>>4362
None of this would have happened if you had just ridden her earlier.
*peers out door to see if anyone would see me leave*
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4370
4373
>>4369
Nope, you're totally concealed.
Thats another point to make about hiding and sneaking. You only need to make a die-roll if you're being observed, otherwise its an automatic success, even if the concealment is temporary (smokebomb, for example). A die roll may be required if someone is searching for you while you're present and sneaking, but hopefully one who is sneaking will have the good sense to gtfo.
So, you can sneak out if that's your intention.
Z97m9
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No.4371
4377
[1d20 = 15]
>>4368
any sings or a tail to what it could have been.
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4373
4374
>>4370
*bury severed heads beneath hay*
*Proceed to drag bodies towards the opening of the ant's nest*
*stamp hoof to get attention of the ants*
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4374
>>4373
Don't you dare waste that usable meat!
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4375
4378
Where has the fucking unicorn gone?!
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4377
4382
>>4371
It definitely sounded like a retreating horse.
Crudely (you can't eliminate some of the blood, but hey {deliberate pun} the rest is pretty buried ish.
Also the ants spew out of the entrance. They're all the little sissy ones, and all they do is thump your legs with their antennae (they're smelling her) before taking the carcasses and departing.
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4378
>>4375
It was never a unicorn, it was just a hoers, and its gone. By now, its halfway to Port Barry.
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4380
4381
*taps at the entrance of the ant lair impatiently*
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4381
4383
>>4380
>Also the ants spew out of the entrance. They're all the little sissy ones, and all they do is thump your legs with their antennae (they're smelling her) before taking the carcasses and departing.
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4382
>>4377
i go back to the stables then.
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
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No.4383
4386
>>4381
"Tell your queen it's an apology for fucking-up your hive thingy!" I say after them.
LNGvt
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No.4385
[1d20 = 16]
*stealth at high speed back towards stables to get ahead of the dumb bull*
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4386
>>4383
The drones do a charade of hugging eachother and then wave before finally departing.
LNGvt
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No.4388
4390
[1d20 = 18]
*kick over the ground cover to get rid of any residual traces of blood*
*Roll in hay and scrub myself to get rid of the stains in my coat*