Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>36157
... Well he didn't need that leg anyways
Pls no bite every body party she wants to claim exclusive ownership of...
... Well he didn't need that leg anyways
Pls no bite every body party she wants to claim exclusive ownership of...
Now then.
>>36103
"He's dead. His is one of the heads in the mess hall. We placed it there in case we thought we'd need a paladin. We didn't.
>>36103
"He's dead. His is one of the heads in the mess hall. We placed it there in case we thought we'd need a paladin. We didn't.
>>36161
Hey, when Tracy get's the chance, could she duct-tape Torc to her underbelly and help him go reclaim his shit? It'd be a shame for him to lose it all.
Hey, when Tracy get's the chance, could she duct-tape Torc to her underbelly and help him go reclaim his shit? It'd be a shame for him to lose it all.
>>36174
"I'm not really sure. Some kind of monster Flashy and I killed earlier."
>disgust
*munching stops*
*stares quizzically*
>'What?'
Oh stop. She's pregnant; she gets cravings. She can't have a foal if she's still got those exposed ribs anyway.
"I'm not really sure. Some kind of monster Flashy and I killed earlier."
>disgust
*munching stops*
*stares quizzically*
>'What?'
Oh stop. She's pregnant; she gets cravings. She can't have a foal if she's still got those exposed ribs anyway.
Btw. Does the tower by any chance have a facility to more-easily preserve corpses and monster parts? I also asked about a freezer earlier.
>>36180
*munch* "In the forest beyond the mountains. They taste almost otherworldly." *munch*
>>36180
*munch* "In the forest beyond the mountains. They taste almost otherworldly." *munch*
>>36184
While in the Infirmary waiting for Infernius's... I don't know what to call it, to take affect, he checks on the status of a vial. Once examined, he places it black in cold storage
While in the Infirmary waiting for Infernius's... I don't know what to call it, to take affect, he checks on the status of a vial. Once examined, he places it black in cold storage
>>36187
>It sounds like a stunt a Chaotic Good Cleric with low Int would try
Well, he's playing his character. that is for sure
*unhappy look*
"No"
>It sounds like a stunt a Chaotic Good Cleric with low Int would try
Well, he's playing his character. that is for sure
*unhappy look*
"No"
>>36188
[concerned pony noises]
"Are you upset? What're you doing the infirmary? Actually, now that I think of it, why do we even need an infirmary, since the Entertron fixes everything?"
*offers fried monster drumstick*
"You look stressed. You should relax."
[concerned pony noises]
"Are you upset? What're you doing the infirmary? Actually, now that I think of it, why do we even need an infirmary, since the Entertron fixes everything?"
*offers fried monster drumstick*
"You look stressed. You should relax."
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>inb4 gm is in shock at infernuis' stupidity
>>36189
*pushes aside drumstick*
"I followed Infernius here.
Relax how?"
Infirmary is the name of the room that houses the Entertron I think
*pushes aside drumstick*
"I followed Infernius here.
Relax how?"
Infirmary is the name of the room that houses the Entertron I think
>>36191
I would not be shocked if that is the reason why he has not responded
>>36181
GM, a few sessions ago, requests were made for items, and these requests were granted. Specifically for a Cloak of Resistance, A Periphat of Wisdom, and Bracers of Armor. What are the numbers on those things? I think each varies +1 to +5
I would not be shocked if that is the reason why he has not responded
>>36181
GM, a few sessions ago, requests were made for items, and these requests were granted. Specifically for a Cloak of Resistance, A Periphat of Wisdom, and Bracers of Armor. What are the numbers on those things? I think each varies +1 to +5
[4d6+3 = 16]
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Mage%27s_Sword
Is this my best move? Probaly not.
Can I think of a better idea? Nope.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Mage%27s_Sword
Is this my best move? Probaly not.
Can I think of a better idea? Nope.
*wonders if he should remain in the room or not*
*netvously starts looking through other vials*
*netvously starts looking through other vials*
[2d20 = 17]
>>36197
Why would you? He's a paladin, its not like he's going to go apeshit on you.
Alright.
>>36197
Why would you? He's a paladin, its not like he's going to go apeshit on you.
Alright.
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>>36216
"Well that's great, Flashy. Now you can show him what a righteous and faithful Paladin you are. You can show him what real heroic theatrics look like."
"Well that's great, Flashy. Now you can show him what a righteous and faithful Paladin you are. You can show him what real heroic theatrics look like."
*Is sad, because is not theatrical or dramatic enough to satisfy Infernius*
*sad Paladin noises*
*sad Paladin noises*
To conclude
>>36194
With Snek's str, he can keep the Hag in place long enough to prevent her from attacking Torcuil, and whille he'll take damage in the process, as a staff he can be fixed with a simple "mend item" spell (1st lvl I think). The hag is done for.
Infernius just resurrected Cecil, wooer of Ant Queens, insufferable comic-book paladin of legend and infamy.
Am I forgetting anything?
>>36194
With Snek's str, he can keep the Hag in place long enough to prevent her from attacking Torcuil, and whille he'll take damage in the process, as a staff he can be fixed with a simple "mend item" spell (1st lvl I think). The hag is done for.
Infernius just resurrected Cecil, wooer of Ant Queens, insufferable comic-book paladin of legend and infamy.
Am I forgetting anything?
>>36226
"D'aww"
*hugs infernius*
"But maybe he wasn't liked for a reason... probably should have asked Thez first, since she knows him"
"D'aww"
*hugs infernius*
"But maybe he wasn't liked for a reason... probably should have asked Thez first, since she knows him"
>>36224
I do have a question, but I'll save it for a better time.
Torc heals Mr. Snek, pets the noodle, then continues on his path.
I have a compremise to the whole steampunk pinkie. I doesn't happen if you don't want it to
I do have a question, but I'll save it for a better time.
Torc heals Mr. Snek, pets the noodle, then continues on his path.
I have a compremise to the whole steampunk pinkie. I doesn't happen if you don't want it to
>>36233
Torc ties a note to the ol hag and teleports the corpse to the tower.
Tracy reads "I thought you might want another body -Torc"
Torc ties a note to the ol hag and teleports the corpse to the tower.
Tracy reads "I thought you might want another body -Torc"
>>36231
>steampunk ponk
I look forward to it. We'll get to that. For now, I'm going to actually get a decent night's sleep for once
So Cecil is not-kill, Torcuil survived daring a random encounter,... this time and,... where is Thez?
'Night! ^_~
>steampunk ponk
I look forward to it. We'll get to that. For now, I'm going to actually get a decent night's sleep for once
So Cecil is not-kill, Torcuil survived daring a random encounter,... this time and,... where is Thez?
'Night! ^_~
>>36240
"I was talking about resurrecting Korak, and she said 'I can kill him if he bullies you.' I told her 'come on, you haven't killed the last person you swore to kill, and I haven't killed the last three people I swore to kill. Then she said 'should we kill her right now.'"
"I was talking about resurrecting Korak, and she said 'I can kill him if he bullies you.' I told her 'come on, you haven't killed the last person you swore to kill, and I haven't killed the last three people I swore to kill. Then she said 'should we kill her right now.'"
>>36241
Good night. I'm hitting the hay too
>steamponk is gonna happen
Oh fuck, thats gonna go really good or really bad,
There will be no inbetween
Good night. I'm hitting the hay too
>steamponk is gonna happen
Oh fuck, thats gonna go really good or really bad,
There will be no inbetween
>>36251
"well... Maybe it would be worth venturing to Durpistan. You know. To see if Lenos is still alive... make some acid resistance potion before we go. You know, Trollestia has natural acid resistance. Eh, you get the point"
"well... Maybe it would be worth venturing to Durpistan. You know. To see if Lenos is still alive... make some acid resistance potion before we go. You know, Trollestia has natural acid resistance. Eh, you get the point"
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