Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>35636
>break a game
>Dimerterium bolts
How is that a game-breaker? It'd mostly just be useful to stop monsters from using annoying spell-like abilities easily, or to nerf a mage long enough to slash him before he can fish the bolt out, it wouldn't do shit to a melee fighter or a large monster.
>Muh D&D
This isn't D&D.
>break a game
>Dimerterium bolts
How is that a game-breaker? It'd mostly just be useful to stop monsters from using annoying spell-like abilities easily, or to nerf a mage long enough to slash him before he can fish the bolt out, it wouldn't do shit to a melee fighter or a large monster.
>Muh D&D
This isn't D&D.
>Torc's faggot leans back as everyone os debating about D&D rules
>Remembers killing Klefka with a well thought out meme and a bit of luck
I'm fucking glad
>Remembers killing Klefka with a well thought out meme and a bit of luck
I'm fucking glad
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Sorcerer/Wizard_Spell_List
GM, will you accept this?
If so, what lvl srry I always forget and schools of magic?
GM, will you accept this?
If so, what lvl srry I always forget and schools of magic?
>>35656
This RPG needs moar memes. I feel like the players have rulecucked themselves a little bit and forgotten to shitpost.
This RPG needs moar memes. I feel like the players have rulecucked themselves a little bit and forgotten to shitpost.
Is there a place outside the stables that Tracy can semi-safely take her birds? It can't be healthy for them to be cooped-up in there.
Also, their official names are Sam and Bunny, because reasons.
Also, their official names are Sam and Bunny, because reasons.
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>>35659
>needs more shitposting
A dial appears infront of Torcuil labeled "OP SHITPOSTING POWERS." It is currently set to "calm, you can't be that weird." Torc turns it to "THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES"
Remember, you unleashed this evil...
I can't wait to have my PC back this week. Then my shitposting can be better
>needs more shitposting
A dial appears infront of Torcuil labeled "OP SHITPOSTING POWERS." It is currently set to "calm, you can't be that weird." Torc turns it to "THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES"
Remember, you unleashed this evil...
I can't wait to have my PC back this week. Then my shitposting can be better
>>35661
yea.
infernuis Preston
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 17
hp 135
Fort Refl Will
+10 +5 +10
Armor
the bracers of armor +4
Weapon(s)
Zweihander(fire)
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off
Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting
psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition, Defensive
inventory
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) ,
belt +5 str
gloves of sparking
8 grenades
cleric domains
natsoc
memes
truth
skills
14 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
4 intimidation
2 tracking
>>35664
fucking do it!,please?
>>35666
>>35664
awww he's got a point though you gotta take em outside sometime
yea.
infernuis Preston
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 17
hp 135
Fort Refl Will
+10 +5 +10
Armor
the bracers of armor +4
Weapon(s)
Zweihander(fire)
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off
Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting
psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition, Defensive
inventory
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) ,
belt +5 str
gloves of sparking
8 grenades
cleric domains
natsoc
memes
truth
skills
14 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
4 intimidation
2 tracking
>>35664
fucking do it!,please?
>>35666
>>35664
awww he's got a point though you gotta take em outside sometime
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>>35663
It's an idea though.
She just wants to take them out a bit. They need to be properly trained too.
*gives a little bit of fried fiend to each bird as special treat*
>>35666
quad-nerfing meanie
I meant like a balcony or something. Somewhere high-up where they can get some fresh air look down at the world.
>>35667
Ikr
>>35668
I want to build all kinds of constructs.
Is there a facility in the shop that assembles constructs?
It's an idea though.
She just wants to take them out a bit. They need to be properly trained too.
*gives a little bit of fried fiend to each bird as special treat*
>>35666
quad-nerfing meanie
I meant like a balcony or something. Somewhere high-up where they can get some fresh air look down at the world.
>>35667
Ikr
>>35668
I want to build all kinds of constructs.
Is there a facility in the shop that assembles constructs?
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu
>This would be fine, but when everyone else is adventuring with theirs I get bored
Welp, I guess Torc decides to investigate that one place him and Thez ended up
>>35680
This
>This would be fine, but when everyone else is adventuring with theirs I get bored
Welp, I guess Torc decides to investigate that one place him and Thez ended up
>>35680
This
>>35681
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu
Dude. Are you shitting me. Have you LOOKED at the d&d wiki entry for the Celestial Charger?
*Face Palms*
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu
Dude. Are you shitting me. Have you LOOKED at the d&d wiki entry for the Celestial Charger?
*Face Palms*
>>35681
I've been envying that Horse for a long time. If you're not going to use her then can I have her?
I've been envying that Horse for a long time. If you're not going to use her then can I have her?
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*Puts anti-magick daggers in pouch*
Btw, how big are the stables? It has dividers, but how many spaces?
>>35689
Care to help get rid of her?
Btw, how big are the stables? It has dividers, but how many spaces?
>>35689
Care to help get rid of her?
>>35693
I never approved the anti-magic daggers, I just said that daggers were available, and that was directed mostly at Trump, cuz he doesn't have any.
I never approved the anti-magic daggers, I just said that daggers were available, and that was directed mostly at Trump, cuz he doesn't have any.
>>35699
>ASAP
One does not simply raid Cardishore. That's enemy territory and unlike last time they know who you are
>ASAP
One does not simply raid Cardishore. That's enemy territory and unlike last time they know who you are
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>>35696
Um.... Any chance I can get Trollestia as a Paladin's Mount? I've noticed she has very strict motivation requirements, where any request has to be framed through one of two things that she cares about (reducing suffering, and sowing discord) but once you have one or both of those, she'll do almost anything to that end
Um.... Any chance I can get Trollestia as a Paladin's Mount? I've noticed she has very strict motivation requirements, where any request has to be framed through one of two things that she cares about (reducing suffering, and sowing discord) but once you have one or both of those, she'll do almost anything to that end
>>35708
It's not a shopping mall. It's an enemy stronghold and an allegorical representation of social media
It's not a shopping mall. It's an enemy stronghold and an allegorical representation of social media
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>>35717
THIS
Krenshall is Japan in this game. It has Hitech stuff. You want stuff, go there. Cardishore is Facebook. It has nothing but soulless drones.
THIS
Krenshall is Japan in this game. It has Hitech stuff. You want stuff, go there. Cardishore is Facebook. It has nothing but soulless drones.
>>35720
im sure they confiscated some nice weapons, and plus i suspect (((they have something vaulable there.
im sure they confiscated some nice weapons, and plus i suspect (((they have something vaulable there.
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>>35729
>Torc needs a horse to get a horse
>>35730
He can't teleport somewhere he hasn't been..
Can he?
>mount spell
That'll work
>Torc needs a horse to get a horse
>>35730
He can't teleport somewhere he hasn't been..
Can he?
>mount spell
That'll work
>>35732
RIDE. TROLLESTIA! They will be impressed that you have a pretty Unicorn! They were impressed when I had Fae the last time we were there
RIDE. TROLLESTIA! They will be impressed that you have a pretty Unicorn! They were impressed when I had Fae the last time we were there
>>35735
Oh My God we have our story. We are infiltrating the fuck out of Cardishore
"Hell yes I will be. You ready to beat the shit out of a bunch of people?"
Oh My God we have our story. We are infiltrating the fuck out of Cardishore
"Hell yes I will be. You ready to beat the shit out of a bunch of people?"
>>35734
>Implying my shitposting powers won't be enough to impress them
No, no Trollestia....
Also, where the hell is GM?
>Implying my shitposting powers won't be enough to impress them
No, no Trollestia....
Also, where the hell is GM?
>>35734
Why would he ride something when he's on a quest to assemble the parts to replace it? That's both insensitive and counter-intuitive.
Why would he ride something when he's on a quest to assemble the parts to replace it? That's both insensitive and counter-intuitive.
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