Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
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>>35639>>35640Then deviate from those details. But just tossing in more shit doesn't necessarily make anything better either
>>35636>break a game>Dimerterium boltsHow is that a game-breaker? It'd mostly just be useful to stop monsters from using annoying spell-like abilities easily, or to nerf a mage long enough to slash him before he can fish the bolt out, it wouldn't do shit to a melee fighter or a large monster.
>Muh D&DThis isn't D&D.
>>35641as long as we have gm to sort it all out,i'm not to worried.
>Torc's faggot leans back as everyone os debating about D&D rules
>Remembers killing Klefka with a well thought out meme and a bit of luck
I'm fucking glad
>>35645Fug, I didn't finish
I'm glad we stray from D&D rules
>>35646>>35645That was the Implosion Spell. It's in the D&D list. You should read the wizard spell list sometime
>>35647Don't ruin my fucking fun
>>35640This, desu…
>>35641>tossing in more shit doesn't necessarily make anything betterWhy not? More shit to play with = more fun.
>>35649>>35647No. He should only use memes. The memes count as arcane preparation.
>>35651>should only use memes.he should do whichever one he wants.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Sorcerer/Wizard_Spell_ListGM, will you accept this?
If so, what lvl
srry I always forget and schools of magic?
>>35652The memes are what make it fun. Like when he used Recreational Nuke to finish Kefka.
>>35653>I always forgetThis is another reason to use moar memes.
>>35654yeah you're right that was pretty funny.
>>35642Can Darkie give an overview of the past party - his party?
>>35656This RPG needs moar memes. I feel like the players have rulecucked themselves a little bit and forgotten to shitpost.
Is there a place outside the stables that Tracy can semi-safely take her birds? It can't be healthy for them to be cooped-up in there.
Also, their official names are Sam and Bunny, because reasons.
>>35656Can you post Infernius's Character sheet?
>>35660You are right next to a forest in a mountain range
>>35662Awww, now I want to build a Flesh Golem..>>35663They're as big as elephants, you know.
>>35659>needs more shitpostingA dial appears infront of Torcuil labeled "OP SHITPOSTING POWERS." It is currently set to "calm, you can't be that weird." Torc turns it to "THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES"
Remember, you unleashed this evil...
I can't wait to have my PC back this week. Then my shitposting can be better >>35664What's your point? If you can't take them outside, you can't, and if you can, then you can
>>35666OH NOW YOU TURN THE TRIPS BACK ON
>>35661yea.
infernuis Preston
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 17
hp 135
Fort Refl Will
+10 +5 +10
Armor
the bracers of armor +4
Weapon(s)
Zweihander(fire)
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off
Feats
>Dodge>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts>Soul-Mate>Favored of Deity>Leadership 25>Two-Weapon Fighting psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition, Defensive
inventory
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) ,
belt +5 str
gloves of sparking
8 grenades
cleric domains
natsoc
memes
truth
skills
14 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
4 intimidation
2 tracking
>>35664fucking do it!,please?>>35666>>35664awww he's got a point though you gotta take em outside sometime
>>35663It's an idea though.
She just wants to take them out a bit. They need to be properly trained too.
*gives a little bit of fried fiend to each bird as special treat*
>>35666quad-nerfing meanieI meant like a balcony or something. Somewhere high-up where they can get some fresh air look down at the world.
>>35667Ikr
>>35668I want to build all kinds of constructs.Is there a facility in the shop that assembles constructs?
>>35668Don't you have at least one level in Wilder
>PrestonWait. Your character has a surname?
>>35672yea to both questions(its psion)
>>35674"uatchit,we are going bear hunting."
>>35670>>35667It's not back on, there's just a feature in the code that means that posts from moderator logins still receive trip or quad numbers
>>35675But did you pick up the cosplay items first?
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu>This would be fine, but when everyone else is adventuring with theirs I get boredWelp, I guess Torc decides to investigate that one place him and Thez ended up
>>35680This
>>35681>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifuDude. Are you shitting me. Have you LOOKED at the d&d wiki entry for the Celestial Charger?
*Face Palms*
>>35658Yes
>>35659This
>>35664You're not a wizard
>>35668Cuz Y?
>>35670Constructs are complicated. There are machines that build the components of constructs, but no "Insta-golem" machines.
>>35681I've been envying that Horse for a long time. If you're not going to use her then can I have her?
>>35686Me playing Torc. I honestly don't even know what I'm doing 420% of the time
>>35684As long as your waifu doesn't kill her first
Honestly, I never wanted a Torc/Troll relationship, but you guys layed the shit down so I tried and now regret it.
>>35689maybe gm will let you have
Ponk >>35690Waifus are Drama. But Goddamn I'd love a Celestial Charger as a Paladin's mount
>>35689>As Long as your waifu doesn't kill her firstAdmittedly that's a bit of a hurdle to overcome
*Puts anti-magick daggers in pouch*
Btw, how big are the stables? It has dividers, but how many spaces?
>>35689Care to help get rid of her?
>>35691Oh God. If you think Trollestia is pure evil (and she is) Ponk will be a billion times worse
>>35693I never approved the anti-magic daggers, I just said that daggers were available, and that was directed mostly at Trump, cuz he doesn't have any.
>>35696hey i want to go weapon shopping now.
>>35696Okay..
Can she still make some hooked punching daggers?
>>35697I want to raid Cardishore asap. I'm a Thief, but I haven't stolen anything yet.
>>35662>>35695Torc should create his own waifu. It'd be a breakthrough in NEET-Wizard innovation.
>>35699>ASAPOne does not simply raid Cardishore. That's enemy territory and unlike last time they know who you are
>>35702You'll get more weapons in the tower
>>35703i bet they have some super high quality stuff though.
>>35702>do they have weapons They'd better freaking still have her knives, or people are going to get hurt really badly.
>>35701>they know who you are>DisguiseI feel like a challenge.
>>35696Um.... Any chance I can get Trollestia as a Paladin's Mount? I've noticed she has very strict motivation requirements, where any request has to be framed through one of two things that she cares about (reducing suffering, and sowing discord) but once you have one or both of those, she'll do almost anything to that end
>>35705>>35706ill help for some dope ass weapons and maybr torc could find a robo pinkie pie there.
>>35706Just take Trumpaladin with you...
I want to pose as setting up a reality TV series
>>35708It's not a shopping mall. It's an enemy stronghold and an allegorical representation of social media
>>35708>steampunk robo-pinkie pieJust when I thought this couldn't get better
>>35705Now you're talking.
>>35703>You'll get more weapons in the towerI still want to steal things! I didn't play a rogue to get everything fair and square.
>>35713What is there to steal? I think you are not understanding what this location is like
>>35712Oh thats just fucking cold as ice m8
>>35711>Steam-PonkFund it.
Try talking to the gnomes about it.
>>35717ill help you in cardishore.
>>35717THIS
Krenshall is Japan in this game. It has Hitech stuff. You want stuff, go there. Cardishore is Facebook. It has nothing but soulless drones.
>>35718See
>>35719Cardishore is basically morodor, more so than the Court City. there's nothing of value there, but much evil
>>35719Has Torc been to Krenshall before? Where is it?
Help, plz I confused.
>>35717>>35718>invests 2 bitcoin >>35720im sure they confiscated some nice weapons, and plus i suspect (((they have something vaulable there.
>>35709Trumpaldin would have to be lawful and wait in line though...
He could still come though., She'll just do her thing separately.
>>35714>What is there to steal?EVERYTHING! Weapons, clothes, body parts, wonderous items money. Literally anything she can get away with, she'll take.
>>35721It's only been visited by Tracy and Trumpaladin and only briefly. But they will craft anything for you with money
>>35723>Wait in lineKek. I'm much too important for that. I'll be making my own reality TV series, commercials, WWE fights, and so forth
>>35724I'm assuming its the red one.
Torc needs a ride...
>>35727"uh c-can i be a part of that?"
>>35729>Torc needs a horse to get a horse>>35730He can't teleport somewhere he hasn't been..
Can he?
>mount spellThat'll work
>>35731Oh you'd dominate in Cardishore
>>35732RIDE. TROLLESTIA! They will be impressed that you have a pretty Unicorn! They were impressed when I had Fae the last time we were there
>>35733*excited minotuar noises*
"will you be my manager?"
>>35735Oh My God we have our story. We are infiltrating the fuck out of Cardishore
"Hell yes I will be. You ready to beat the shit out of a bunch of people?"
>>35734>Implying my shitposting powers won't be enough to impress themNo, no Trollestia....
Also, where the hell is GM?
>>35736"Infernuis ready to open up a can of Whoop-Ass"
>>35734Why would he ride something when he's on a quest to assemble the parts to replace it? That's both insensitive and counter-intuitive.
>>35737If you fail, you can use your pocket spaghetti defense system
>Where is GMGM is kill
>No TrollestiaYour neglect of your literal godtier mount makes me sad
>>35738"Only one can?"
>>35739Krenshall is the better location for sex robots, Desu
>>35741My new goal is to piss you off by ignoring Trollestia as much as I can