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Bittersweet Nuts
Anonymous
kkPvC
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No.35536
35542
Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
989 replies and 132 files omitted.
Anonymous
7nJCI
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No.35845
35846 35847
>>35840
"I don't know when, Flashy, but don't let it worry you."
*helps to chair*
"Are you alright, Flashy? I can take you to bed if you're tired."
>relatively innocent
Not from Tracy's perspective. To her, that's worth a dozen executions. She did the one thing she absolutely cannot forgive.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35846
35850
>>35839
>>35841
"You know she has damage reduction that makes her damn near immune to anything but magical weapons right? And she can make magic circles to keep you out, and she can smite evil, and she can use her cleric powers for "sanctuary," and all sorts of other shit. She can teleport out too... that's the worst part."

>>35845
"I am not tired, but there's something I'd like to do to you on a bed"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35847
35848 35850
>>35845
>Worth a dozen executions
No shit. It's obvious to him that who she really wants to kill is him, but she is just deferring his death warrant onto her because killing him would get in the way of her ambitions (and I hope she's a little afraid of him by now...). And he's accepting Trollestia being sacrificed in his place. Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35848
35849 35851
>>35844
*clutches tightly*
*sniff* "You,... you,... oaf," she hits him half-assedly, but ends up grabbing his fur and holding on.
>>35847
Not him, just the part of him that compels him to act 'against her', which is a loose criteria, but one that works for her. IMO.

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35849
>>35848
As I said before, the way in which the two of us... or four of us... look at the Tracy character is radically different from one another
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35850
35853 35858
>>35846
>all this statistical bullshit
[confused pony noises]

If you insist on doing that, do it in the previous thread, and spare the overboard the faggotry.
>>35847
In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both, but she forgives him because reasons (I still wanna play the game), despite that seriously hurting her where it stings the most.
>killing him would get in the way of her ambitions
What ambitions? She loves him. Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him.
>I hope she's a little afraid of him by now
Why?
>Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
I didn't hadn't thought of it that way before, but sure-ish I guess... Tracy wouldn't have intended to kill him though, so it's not exactly a trade-off.

Also, to hell with the meta-faggotry. Stop asking questions about her motives and gib dialogue if you wanna' play.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.35851
35861
>>35848
"me love you ana, forever."
Anonymous
KFZGF
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No.35852
35854 35855
I'm going to bed, it's not like Torc has anything to do anyway...
See y'all tomorrow
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35853
35856
>>35850
"Well, I'm sure you've fantasized about how you'd kill her before right? So how are you going to do it?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35854
>>35852
night man.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35855
35857
>>35852
It not personal, like I said, its monday.
'Night!
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35856
35858
>>35853
"That doesn't matter right now, Flashy. Don't let it bother you. You'll know when you need to.
Let's get you to bed. You're trembling"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35857
35859
>>35855
No, I understand. Its fine
tExej
?
No.35858
35860 35863
>>35850
>In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both
Exactly my point
>Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him
And killing him would get in the way of that
>Why?
Being feared is a deterrence against being attacked

>>35856
"I'll tremble all over you!"
\r
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35859
35879
>>35857
In fairness, I realize that Torcuil largely takes a back-seat to the ongoing action. This is partially because other characters are more assertive in their presentation/approach. Part of it too is because he's an enigmatic character. I see your point. This is his game as much as anyone's, and TBH, he started "rolling for stats" before anyone else anyway. I see what you're literally (and subliminally Xp) getting at though, and like I said; I'll think on it.

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35860
35862
>>35858
>And killing him would get in the way of that
Well, that and she doesn't want to kill the person that she loves, even if part of her wants to stab him.
>Deterrence
>Implying
You don't understand her homicidal tendencies. Her stabs aren't nearly as premeditated as you'd think. Fear isn't a deterrent for her, because she doesn't behave rationally.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35861
35862 35864
>>35851
"I know,... I couldn't ask for more,... but the anons. I worry about them. Some of them have been on the ride for half their lifetime. I can't imagine."
tExej
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No.35862
35866
[1d20 = 18]
>>35860
>she doesn't behave rationally.
Sighs

Grapple roll on horse pussy

>>35861
It'll be five years for me in a week
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35863
35865 35867
>>35858
"~hmmmmm... Well, I hope I can do some of the trembling too.. Let's get you to bed though."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35864
35870
>>35861
"me feel for my brothers,its all going to go downhill from here."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35865
>>35863
See >>35862. The Grapple landed

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35866
35867
>>35862
Aren't they still in the forge? Not that she'd resist,but don't mess with Lenos's equipment..
"..Unf!"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35867
35868 35869
>>35863
*Carries grappled pony to his bed*

>>35866
Yes they are still in the forge
"Try not to drip all over every thing as we make our way up the tower Tracy...

Tracy... Would you like to start sleeping in my room? With me?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35868
35872
>>35867
>Implying she hasn't been breathing down his neck in his sleep
"... I thought you'd never ask."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35869
>>35867
*drips*
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35870
35871 35872 35873
>>35864
Her expression sharpens, her brow furrows, and her voice focuses. "NO. Its not over. I won't let it. I don't know what we'll do, but there's still time."

And with that, I adjourn for a measly 5 hours of sleep Xp
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35871
35873
>>35870
Goodnight.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35872
35873 35874
>>35868
*Puts lips to pony lips*
*Kisses her passionately while still holding her by the pussy, and runs up the stairs to try to get to a room, almost tripping along the way*

Wait really? I thought Tracy would refuse that and I was going to have to make Trumpaladin take Slovenia as his sort of public "queen" so he'd have someone to go places with him and sleep in his bed

>>35870
Goodnight
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35873
35875
>>35872
>>35870
>>35871
yea im going to sleep too,enjoy your erp guys.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35874
35876
>>35872
Why would she ever refuse that? That's part of marriage.
Also, don't do shit that'll make Tracy want to kill her friend.

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35875
35876
>>35873
My body is shutting down. I gotta crash.

No degeneracy 4 U tonight. You'll have to imagine it all yourself.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35876

>>35875
>>35874
Tracy arrives in Trumpaladin's room. The formal one, where he sleeps when he sin't avoiding the tower. She had seen in before, and woken up in it, yet it still seems unfamiliar. Almost everything that can be gilded is, and so many of his damned trademarked products are hung on the walls or on cabinets

He Throws her on the bed and loves her, kissing her and rubbing her mane. After finishing in her, he curls up beside her. And the shivering returns
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35879
>>35859
Rolling for stats? I'm confused....
>enigmatic
Apparently I'm playing him a bit too well
>subliminally
Oh I seriously doubt you do
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.35880
35881 35883
4619762fdc9afd034a6ca8f0dd7d62b9.jpg
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10154290_356105074571308_1915872415174306076_n.jpg
A few more shitty RPG poster memes for Torc, because I realized haven't posted any for wizards.
Anonymous
tExej
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No.35881
35887
>>35880
>Fourth pic
Lightning is nice when you're making roast beef, but 4HP doesn't help when you're mauled to death by a lion

>Never give them alcohol
This is even more true for unicorns

Post paladin and knight memes pls
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35882
35884
e39b93d6a1411dcb97aed820332f1fbc--warcraft-monk-demotivational-posters.jpg
35b0bf1ff3632388cdc795aaf57a315b--geek-meme-fantasy-rpg.jpg
yhofka7.jpg
Monk-e1378580223102.jpg
KlJU0lU.jpg
And for Monks.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.35883
35885
>>35880
torc needs a Katana forged from glorious Nippon steel.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35884
35893
>>35882
bost strong cleric memes.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35885
35886
>>35883
He has a Dagger/Claymore that suits his character better.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.35886
>>35885
no NEET is complete without a katana.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35887
35889
jQ76LBZ.jpg
Mit70Hq.jpg
7688f6a5933bb57ab3b0e984647b1ed9.jpg
paladin-lawful-nice.jpg
84dacf5fdbb0fb20c4972ed0cc5d046b--rpg-memes-pathfinder-rpg.jpg
>>35881

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35889
lvlPaHr.jpg
e9d9643527ece092253fafde7705c5fb.jpg
11822829_962719767124272_274874133931382592_n.jpg
Demotivator-EpicLevelPaladins.jpg
P1EydQy.jpg
>>35887

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35890
35891 35895
b56271ba291faa58c71a65e1315612a7.jpg
I swear I didn't make this one. It appeared in the Jewgle search.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35891
35892
Paladins-3.jpg
e1d49b4848d95ddc25835ef48bc65ab0.jpg
4d55d97d33b20ad9b86c8d1463048f65--paladin-dungeons-and-dragons.jpg
oJ4dR.jpg
paladins_by_weimao-d8a80p4.jpg
>>35890
It's from this page
http://www.dorkly.com/post/78251/out-of-context-dd-the-return
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35892
35896 35897
>>35891
if i wasn't playing infernuis id fugg #5
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35893
35894
1d4nT1e.jpg
cleric.jpg
f89d58a5bde3e4dbe40e9c1266e8ff50.jpg
cleric-level-80.jpg
DnD-Memes-strength-cleric-15k.jpg
>>35884
I've already posted most of my good ones for that.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35894
>>35893
damn.
tExej
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No.35895
35896
By the way, I had Trumpaladin have an in character conversation with mlpol.net's John Elway ## Moderator, who served as Trumpaladin's Patron, John Elway. He gave guidance in the most hilarious way possible. I'll post screenshots when I don't have a take-home exam to do

>>35890
reeeeee
\r
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35896
2kNZr.jpg
a8fce0e51e8726812807c640bc7f2c78.jpg
f858f75b2efe7f7212c4d38d5f4e26c9--character-creation-motivational-posters.jpg
2b4c8ab31bcdd1de568f54401a10aeb0.jpg
f222c5458f9378b157d6e21f32141bc0.jpg
>>35892
She'd probably be chaste or something.
>>35895
You should talk to that statue more often.

I g2g for a while again..
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35897
35898
>>35892
I'll post if I find any.
I don't want to use /tg/ with all that malware though...
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35898
35899 35907
>>35897
malware?
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35899
35900
>>35898
What chan is /tg/ on?
Also, fuck windows tech support.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35900
35901
>>35899
4chang.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35901
35902
>>35900
Well fuck. I had completely missed it
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35902
35903 35904
>>35901
i think there is a /tg/ on ininitycan as well.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35903
>>35902
8chan*
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35904
35906 35907
>>35902
Eh, there was nothing good imo on 4/tg/
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35906
35908
>>35904
yea its lost most quality anons. check out /qst/
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35907
35908 35909 35919
>>35898
Hiroshima recently installed some bullshit on every SFW board.

"..Hey, Infernius. Will could you help me out with these daggers?"
*holds out Assassins's Dagger diagrams*
>>35904
There never really was that much.. They're all faggots.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35908
>>35907
>>35906
If I'm being honest, I wouldn't really know cause I'm very newfag to chans in general
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35909
35911
>>35907
>Hiroshima recently installed some bullshit on every SFW board.
link me to the thread on here, i looked for it but i can't find it.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35911
35912 35914
>>35909
Second half of this one:
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/90792.html
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35912
35913
>>35911
all nips aren't like this guy right?
Anonymous
nraz5
?
No.35913
35914 35915
>>35912
No. Even 2ch hates him.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35914
>>35911
>>35913
i hope he gets yakuza'd.
Anonymous
nraz5
?
No.35915
>>35913
Because he's a jew.
>During 2008 the site generated an annual revenue upwards of ¥100 million for its founder Hiroyuki Nishimura.[1]
https://web.archive.org/web/20080527190538/http://www.wired.com/techbiz/people/magazine/16-06/mf_hiroyuki?currentPage=2
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35916
35917 35919 35920
Tracy is once again in the forge, making knives and other sharp objects.
She has her wand with her (taken back while nobody was looking) and is working on a sweet-looking Bane dagger, humming to herself happily.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35917
35918
>>35916
>doesn't even kiss husbando good morning
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35918
>>35917
He was asleep. She didn't want to wake him up.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35919
35921
>>35907
>>35916
"oh hey tracy need some help with that."
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35920
35921
image.png
>>35916
>She took back the wand she gave to Trumpakadin
Oh... Okay...
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35921
35922
>>35920
She could make another one for him: they're dirt cheap to make. Summon Monster I is most useful for making Bane weapons, anyway.
>>35919
"Oh, yeah, that'd bee much appreciated."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35922
35923
>>35921
"me forgive you for cutting my balls off and burning me after me apologized for the eye thing."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35923
35924 35925
>>35922
"Oh, sure... (very quietly: 'sorry') I thought I'd fix whatever was bugging you. I guess the issue must've been in your balls in the first place."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35924
35926
>>35923
"me still want to be friends."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35925
35926 35927
>>35923
*nervous chuckling*
"Hehe.. sure."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35926
>>35925
>>35924

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35927
35928
>>35925
"something wrong?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35928
35930
>>35927
"Nothing."
*pounds metal*
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35929
Trumpaladin wakes up alone. He wanders down to the printing area - the area with all of the machines - and looks over the machinery. He goes to the infirmary, and drops a certain critical vial off into cold storage.

He considers calling Fae, who he gad not seen since he left so abruptly, to ask her the progress on the training
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35930
35931
>>35928
"tracy why you feel need to stab?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35931
35932 35934
stab.jpg
>>35930
"It's my special talent. Everypony has one. It's an equine thing though, so you wouldn't understand.."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35932
35933
>>35931
"why your cutey mark of Nicholas cage then?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35933
35935
>>35932
>slightly annoyed
"A cutie mark doesn't necessarily reveal everything about a pony. Mine is one of the vague ones.."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35934
35935 35936
>>35931
"me was born in germaniegh i was among fillys in school before me was cast out."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35935
>>35933
>>35934
"me know all about cutey marks, tracy."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35936
35940
>>35934
"Oh. I've never been to Germaneigh though, although I've met ponies from there."
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35937
35939 36047
Torc continues riding the shetland he summoned
Boy, I sure hope no random encounters happen to Torc when GM gets back
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35938
Trumpaladin goes to the kitchen and summons a cake. He leaves it in the stable, with a handwritten note

"I am sorry"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35939
>>35937
Gee Wilerkers Torc That Would Just Be Terrible.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35940
35941
>>35936
"really? who you met?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.35941
35942 35945
637573__safe_artist-colon-neuro_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_bed_cartoon_cyoa_female_heart_monochrome_swastika.png
>>35940
"A blond bitch named Aryanne. We didn't get along well, but we often crossed paths on /mlp/."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35942
35945
700162__safe_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_armband_ball pit_blonde_computer_exploitable meme_female_game_hat_heart_internet_iwtcird_k.png
>>35941
*nostalgic look*
"I wonder whatever happened to her.. We tried to kill eachother last time we met, but Anons always tried to insist that we had something in common.. "
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35943
35944
A thought occurs to Trumpaladin. That rapier in the vault. He goes to the vault to retrieve it
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35944
35946
>>35943
We gave Darkie back his weapons, didn't we?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35945
35947 35957
>>35941
>>35942
"really?! me knew Aryanne,she only person who ever talk to me before you guys."
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35946
>>35944
I hope not. I don't recall him being given them back and GM didn't say anything when I mentioned taking one of the weapons. Of course, I wasn't there for the freeing of Darkie
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35947
35948 35950
>>35945
Pretty sure that's one of the things he asked for in his deal.
Also, they weren't in the vault anyway.
Anonymous
dgYBw
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No.35948
35949
>>35947
That where you said you left them
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.35949
35951
>>35948
I said she left them in the armory. The vault was full of spiders.