Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>36356
"Nope, not in a couple days actually."
*lashes weird dancy wiggly whip*
"Did you check the fight club?"
"Nope, not in a couple days actually."
*lashes weird dancy wiggly whip*
"Did you check the fight club?"
>>36357
"me a little worried about her, me hope she didn't get in any trouble."
*leaves for the fight club.*
"me a little worried about her, me hope she didn't get in any trouble."
*leaves for the fight club.*
>>36361
"It definitely seems meaningful, since she's generally here I would think there would be a reason for her absence. The worst case scenario is that Darkie murdered her in the night... But he bothered to show up this morning so unless that's some weird way of avoiding suspicion I'd say that possibility is out. Maybe she's off doing something important? Maybe she really is at fight club? Or maybe she just slept in, because she needs a break too"
"It definitely seems meaningful, since she's generally here I would think there would be a reason for her absence. The worst case scenario is that Darkie murdered her in the night... But he bothered to show up this morning so unless that's some weird way of avoiding suspicion I'd say that possibility is out. Maybe she's off doing something important? Maybe she really is at fight club? Or maybe she just slept in, because she needs a break too"
>>36364
>Torc never mentioned SteamPonk in character, and his character set-off to Krenshal before it was brought up
>>36366
"She disappears pretty easily.
Besides, I wouldn't worry. She's more than capable of taking care of herself."
>>36367
*crosses arms a humphs*
".. This bull on the other hand would probably get himself killed while he was looking for her."
>>36368
"Ask her when you find her. If you can find her.. She must have had something she needed to do right after you guys released that dark guy."
>Torc never mentioned SteamPonk in character, and his character set-off to Krenshal before it was brought up
>>36366
"She disappears pretty easily.
Besides, I wouldn't worry. She's more than capable of taking care of herself."
>>36367
*crosses arms a humphs*
".. This bull on the other hand would probably get himself killed while he was looking for her."
>>36368
"Ask her when you find her. If you can find her.. She must have had something she needed to do right after you guys released that dark guy."
>>36369
Nigger I can't keep up with what is said character what isn't and everything. This detail is unimportant, and it doesn't matter
"All I'm saying is, her absence has been noticed, and it seems like something is going on...
He's allowed to be concerned for his wife when he hasn't seen her"
>>36370
"Yeah, I don't know either. Good luck, and godspeed"
Nigger I can't keep up with what is said character what isn't and everything. This detail is unimportant, and it doesn't matter
"All I'm saying is, her absence has been noticed, and it seems like something is going on...
He's allowed to be concerned for his wife when he hasn't seen her"
>>36370
"Yeah, I don't know either. Good luck, and godspeed"
>>36369
"I think it's super sweet that he would literally get himself killed in an unnecessary gesture of love for her. I wish I............... I am impressed by him"
"I think it's super sweet that he would literally get himself killed in an unnecessary gesture of love for her. I wish I............... I am impressed by him"
>>36370
"SHE IS IN WICKETT" Yak Lee tells(yells) to Infernius, in between beating the piss out of one of the fight club participants. There seem to be more injuries amongst the Fight Club since Thez put him in charge. Maybe a Yak wasn't the best choice,....
"SHE IS IN WICKETT" Yak Lee tells(yells) to Infernius, in between beating the piss out of one of the fight club participants. There seem to be more injuries amongst the Fight Club since Thez put him in charge. Maybe a Yak wasn't the best choice,....
Now as for Trollestia, I will admit that I assumed that at least one character would want to fug her, so I thought to discourage it by way of making her Trollestia (I contemplated Molestia, but thought that might actally encourage it). There was a hint of "Be careful what you wish for" involved as well.
>>36374
Speaking of which, how much heal x wounds potion can be manufactured a day with the machines? Also, can "calm emotions" scrolls be made?
Speaking of which, how much heal x wounds potion can be manufactured a day with the machines? Also, can "calm emotions" scrolls be made?
>>36377
I'd assume the higher level potions sell for more, but if all that can be made is cure light wounds, that'd work too. I want to ressurect pirates (who will be also kept for possible mercenary work), have them work the machines (paid on commission), assign the spare paladin to be a technician (if he can be properly motivated), export the potions and other potions to Sparintenar via the caravels (since Sparintenar appears to be a port city), trade it for goods, then sell the goods in Port Barry or export them.
Um... Trumpaladin goes and tries to make a large number of Calm emotions scrolls
>>36380
Good point
I'd assume the higher level potions sell for more, but if all that can be made is cure light wounds, that'd work too. I want to ressurect pirates (who will be also kept for possible mercenary work), have them work the machines (paid on commission), assign the spare paladin to be a technician (if he can be properly motivated), export the potions and other potions to Sparintenar via the caravels (since Sparintenar appears to be a port city), trade it for goods, then sell the goods in Port Barry or export them.
Um... Trumpaladin goes and tries to make a large number of Calm emotions scrolls
>>36380
Good point
>>36380
How much bigger have Sam and Bunny (these are their permanent names btw, to exemplify Tracy's sense of taste) grown since they hatched? Raptors grow really quickly, and I want to get a good picture of them.
How much bigger have Sam and Bunny (these are their permanent names btw, to exemplify Tracy's sense of taste) grown since they hatched? Raptors grow really quickly, and I want to get a good picture of them.
>>36379
Tracy's faggot, I am not sure you understand. A Paladin, at core, is heavy cavalry. Like the Templar Knights they are based on, they belong on horse back. On foot, a Paladin is incomplete. They must merge with their mount. Become one with her.
Trollestia is a beautiful mare - very fine. She must be ridden, just as surely as the Paladin must ride. No, Trollestia is not as adept in combat as Fae (Fae's pounce feat is kick ass, by the way). But she has talent with animals and spells and magical features that make her worth exploring.
Tracy's faggot, I am not sure you understand. A Paladin, at core, is heavy cavalry. Like the Templar Knights they are based on, they belong on horse back. On foot, a Paladin is incomplete. They must merge with their mount. Become one with her.
Trollestia is a beautiful mare - very fine. She must be ridden, just as surely as the Paladin must ride. No, Trollestia is not as adept in combat as Fae (Fae's pounce feat is kick ass, by the way). But she has talent with animals and spells and magical features that make her worth exploring.
>>36383
Through the window Infernius can see that the Wickett is pretty much empty, but as he enters he's greeted by piano music.
https://youtu.be/PXt8aOB0afs
>tfw former music major and none of the piano covers or tutorials get it right
>>36382
>>36385
I'll have rabbit open in a bit
Through the window Infernius can see that the Wickett is pretty much empty, but as he enters he's greeted by piano music.
https://youtu.be/PXt8aOB0afs
>tfw former music major and none of the piano covers or tutorials get it right
>>36382
>>36385
I'll have rabbit open in a bit
>>36387
>pounce feat
Pounce is an extraordinary ability. It's feat equivalent is Dire Charge.
Also, for your own sake, stop getting attached to that unicorn. If you want Epic Cohorts, just work on your Leadership-related feats.
>She must be ridden
I don't think you understand unicorn very well..
>pounce feat
Pounce is an extraordinary ability. It's feat equivalent is Dire Charge.
Also, for your own sake, stop getting attached to that unicorn. If you want Epic Cohorts, just work on your Leadership-related feats.
>She must be ridden
I don't think you understand unicorn very well..
>>36390
I don't want to hurt Tracy! I just think it's a shame that the Unicorn is unappreciated.
>>36389
>Extraordinary ability
Nice to know. Either way, I think it's super useful, and it makes Fae pretty useful.
>Epic Cohorts
That's pretty awesome. I'll see if I can figure out how to gain her as a cohort
>Unicorns don't want to be ridden
They just need to be properly wooed. Also, aren't nightmares only supposed to let you ride them after you've defeated them? When was Tracy defeated by Trumpaladin? In the Space Cowboy sequence?
I don't want to hurt Tracy! I just think it's a shame that the Unicorn is unappreciated.
>>36389
>Extraordinary ability
Nice to know. Either way, I think it's super useful, and it makes Fae pretty useful.
>Epic Cohorts
That's pretty awesome. I'll see if I can figure out how to gain her as a cohort
>Unicorns don't want to be ridden
They just need to be properly wooed. Also, aren't nightmares only supposed to let you ride them after you've defeated them? When was Tracy defeated by Trumpaladin? In the Space Cowboy sequence?
>>36392
>gain her as a cohort
That's not how leadership works. The epic feat allows you to attract cohorts, not just make NPCs do what you want.
>>36392
>aren't nightmares only supposed to let you ride them after you've defeated them?
Where did you hear that?
>>36393
This
Are you a pure maiden, Trump's faggot?
>gain her as a cohort
That's not how leadership works. The epic feat allows you to attract cohorts, not just make NPCs do what you want.
>>36392
>aren't nightmares only supposed to let you ride them after you've defeated them?
Where did you hear that?
>>36393
This
Are you a pure maiden, Trump's faggot?
>>36395
>Epic feat doesn't get me a unicorn
Then why did you bring it up?
>Where did you hear that
Probably either a wiki or that nightmare tactics thing or somewhere
>Are you a pure maiden, Trump's faggot?
Um... No
>Epic feat doesn't get me a unicorn
Then why did you bring it up?
>Where did you hear that
Probably either a wiki or that nightmare tactics thing or somewhere
>Are you a pure maiden, Trump's faggot?
Um... No
>>36390
One of the staff walks up next to Infernius and whispers, "She's been at it for hours now. The same song, over and over. Its nice to have music for once, normally the patrons ignore the piano, but still,...." his voice trails off as he returns to his duties.
One of the staff walks up next to Infernius and whispers, "She's been at it for hours now. The same song, over and over. Its nice to have music for once, normally the patrons ignore the piano, but still,...." his voice trails off as he returns to his duties.
>>36397
*walks over to the bar and orders 2 drinks*
*walks over to the piano*
"this show situation makes me sad too."
*walks over to the bar and orders 2 drinks*
*walks over to the piano*
"this show situation makes me sad too."
>>36399
She misses a note, and stops playing. She sighs at length, and doesn't look up from the keys.
"Its not that. I mean there is that, but there's way more too it. Its,... complicated."
She misses a note, and stops playing. She sighs at length, and doesn't look up from the keys.
"Its not that. I mean there is that, but there's way more too it. Its,... complicated."
>>36396
>Epic Feat
With enough hard work and sweat, you can attract creatures with the same alignment as cohorts (which doesn't include chargers, but still). I thought you already took the leadership feat, didn't you know that?
Also, just fall already. Being able to trade in 16 levels and get epic feats (normally against the rules) is more hax than anything else in the game so far. Normally, you'd have to be past lvl 21 to be able to do that.
Gib bootz.
>Epic Feat
With enough hard work and sweat, you can attract creatures with the same alignment as cohorts (which doesn't include chargers, but still). I thought you already took the leadership feat, didn't you know that?
Also, just fall already. Being able to trade in 16 levels and get epic feats (normally against the rules) is more hax than anything else in the game so far. Normally, you'd have to be past lvl 21 to be able to do that.
Gib bootz.
>>36401
I think I'm really limited on how advanced they can be though
I can get epic feats that way? How many and what kind?
I kind of want to complete the full 20 levels of Paladin first. Also, I don't want to lose Fae....
I think I'm really limited on how advanced they can be though
I can get epic feats that way? How many and what kind?
I kind of want to complete the full 20 levels of Paladin first. Also, I don't want to lose Fae....
>>36396
I've been taking inspiration from this page, in terms of Nightmare thematics.
http://thecampaign20xx.blogspot.com/2015/05/dungeons-dragons-guide-to-nightmare.html
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Nightmare_(creature)
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?426904-Taming-a-Nightmare
http://www.enworld.org/forum/showthread.php?394952-What-s-the-origin-of-the-Nightmare
>>36404
If haxx, you could select them from the list at the bottom of the page.
>>36405
He said like pic related, but older.
Also, a white beard is not optional for wizards, so he has one.
I've been taking inspiration from this page, in terms of Nightmare thematics.
http://thecampaign20xx.blogspot.com/2015/05/dungeons-dragons-guide-to-nightmare.html
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Nightmare_(creature)
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?426904-Taming-a-Nightmare
http://www.enworld.org/forum/showthread.php?394952-What-s-the-origin-of-the-Nightmare
>>36404
If haxx, you could select them from the list at the bottom of the page.
>>36405
He said like pic related, but older.
Also, a white beard is not optional for wizards, so he has one.
>>36404
>I'm really limited on how advanced they can be though
Also, if you have a special mount or familiar, you get a -1 penalty for leadership checks.
>I'm really limited on how advanced they can be though
Also, if you have a special mount or familiar, you get a -1 penalty for leadership checks.
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>trying to watch hoers stream
>head phones arent working on old phone
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36423
"WHERE'S AN INN?"
>head phones arent working on old phone
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36423
"WHERE'S AN INN?"
>>36425
Several gnomes in the area jibber amongst themselves.
"Lookatthisguydemandingthingslikehessomesortofsomebody,asthoughhecan'treadthesignsthatclearlysay"PlacetoPayMoneyAndSleep".Thisistheproblemwithoutoftownersexpectingthegeneralpopulacetoserveassomesortofconcierge." They stop and point. "Thatway." They point to a 2-story building just a bit from the entrance.
Several gnomes in the area jibber amongst themselves.
"Lookatthisguydemandingthingslikehessomesortofsomebody,asthoughhecan'treadthesignsthatclearlysay"PlacetoPayMoneyAndSleep".Thisistheproblemwithoutoftownersexpectingthegeneralpopulacetoserveassomesortofconcierge." They stop and point. "Thatway." They point to a 2-story building just a bit from the entrance.
>>36421
*takes bone*
I had Pink text added to the code because you asked...
>>36422
The version GM made holding peach rings is better but this general picture is my favorite. That, or Donald Trump hugging an American flag.
>>36425
It's only like an hour away. Why you need an inn? Also you're physically too large
>>36426
Kek. Actually, it would make more sense for him to attract a young adult Silver Dragon as a cohort, because he's at a much lower level than it takes to get an ancient silver dragon
*takes bone*
I had Pink text added to the code because you asked...
>>36422
The version GM made holding peach rings is better but this general picture is my favorite. That, or Donald Trump hugging an American flag.
>>36425
It's only like an hour away. Why you need an inn? Also you're physically too large
>>36426
Kek. Actually, it would make more sense for him to attract a young adult Silver Dragon as a cohort, because he's at a much lower level than it takes to get an ancient silver dragon
>>36413
Do item bonuses really affect your leadership feat? With her item buffs, Tracy has 18.
Also, I think the circlet gives bonus to specific dice checks. It'd be better to get something that gives a stat buff instead, like a cloak.
>>36428
Young silver dragons are much more dangerous than adults for exactly that reason.
Do item bonuses really affect your leadership feat? With her item buffs, Tracy has 18.
Also, I think the circlet gives bonus to specific dice checks. It'd be better to get something that gives a stat buff instead, like a cloak.
>>36428
Young silver dragons are much more dangerous than adults for exactly that reason.
>>36429
Eh. I'm'a write it off as mixed nuts, because do you really want to do that math and define terms and such?
>Dangerous silver dragons
Because they can be cohorts? Also, how are silver dragons dangerous? They are lawful good
>>36430
PERFECT
>>36431
I don't know how long they live but a long time. Like, a very long time. I think an ancient dragon is a thousand years old
>>36432
Huzzah!
Eh. I'm'a write it off as mixed nuts, because do you really want to do that math and define terms and such?
>Dangerous silver dragons
Because they can be cohorts? Also, how are silver dragons dangerous? They are lawful good
>>36430
PERFECT
>>36431
I don't know how long they live but a long time. Like, a very long time. I think an ancient dragon is a thousand years old
>>36432
Huzzah!
Fug it.
Tracy slinks off by herself and decides to scout-out the road to Cardishore, after putting her birds to bed.
Tracy slinks off by herself and decides to scout-out the road to Cardishore, after putting her birds to bed.
>>36425
She chuckles and smiles at that. "No,... but,...." she sighs and looks up at him. "I don't know. Its,... meat-space."
She chuckles and smiles at that. "No,... but,...." she sighs and looks up at him. "I don't know. Its,... meat-space."
>>36447
Entirely by yourself. You've done a lot of those. Why you doing this one that is both dangerous and that everyone else wants to do?
Entirely by yourself. You've done a lot of those. Why you doing this one that is both dangerous and that everyone else wants to do?
>>36449
Can I'z call Fae and ask her the results of the Seige engine testing? Like how many people it takes to man them and so forth?
Can I'z call Fae and ask her the results of the Seige engine testing? Like how many people it takes to man them and so forth?
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>>36454
I want to go it alone just to test the water and gather info. And Tracy want to get in without waiting in line this time.
I want to go it alone just to test the water and gather info. And Tracy want to get in without waiting in line this time.
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