Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>35747
How could your possibly forget that line where Trollestia said to Torcuil "I am here for you as your steed and ally," clearly friend-zoning him? It was funny as fuck to see him friend-zoned, but it was also her telling him he can ride her in a non-sexual way probably pretty much at will
>>35747
We're so taking that horn. Her bracers too
>>35746
"You'll even be able to thank hitler on television after you win. Just look at the expression in the jew's faces"
How could your possibly forget that line where Trollestia said to Torcuil "I am here for you as your steed and ally," clearly friend-zoning him? It was funny as fuck to see him friend-zoned, but it was also her telling him he can ride her in a non-sexual way probably pretty much at will
>>35747
We're so taking that horn. Her bracers too
>>35746
"You'll even be able to thank hitler on television after you win. Just look at the expression in the jew's faces"
>>35749
Haha, I called the Horn first...
Ugh, I gotta wait for GM so Torc can engineer a steampunk waifu...
Haha, I called the Horn first...
Ugh, I gotta wait for GM so Torc can engineer a steampunk waifu...
>>35750
"It'll get even better when you punch a kike Journalist's face in on TV. And the looks of the others dying who just can't even as you quote the fuher while punching jews will be the best television there is. We'll have yuge ratings, believe me"
>>35751
No, I made a pact with Tracy to kill her, so I get first pick. Well, maybe Tracy, but close enough
"It'll get even better when you punch a kike Journalist's face in on TV. And the looks of the others dying who just can't even as you quote the fuher while punching jews will be the best television there is. We'll have yuge ratings, believe me"
>>35751
No, I made a pact with Tracy to kill her, so I get first pick. Well, maybe Tracy, but close enough
>>35753
For reasons I cannot understand Torcuil does not want Trollestia as a mount. Can I mount her?
For reasons I cannot understand Torcuil does not want Trollestia as a mount. Can I mount her?
>>35748
You can have the horn. It'd be most useful with him.
Tracy will save some of the blood for Taylor, because reasons.
The rest of the carcass belongs to Tracy through.
Fyi. Tracy is now hunting all Celestials too now, instead of just fiends. Fug Celestials, every single one of them.
>>35749
>We're so taking that..
Gets to have the bracers if he actually kills her, but only if he actually, seriously goes through with it.
>>35751
If the citizens of Krenshal are autistic as legends say, steampunk waifus might be a hit.
>>35754
NO!
You can have the horn. It'd be most useful with him.
Tracy will save some of the blood for Taylor, because reasons.
The rest of the carcass belongs to Tracy through.
Fyi. Tracy is now hunting all Celestials too now, instead of just fiends. Fug Celestials, every single one of them.
>>35749
>We're so taking that..
Gets to have the bracers if he actually kills her, but only if he actually, seriously goes through with it.
>>35751
If the citizens of Krenshal are autistic as legends say, steampunk waifus might be a hit.
>>35754
NO!
>>35759
He just said he's willing to kill her. What kind of shallow prick would still ride her?
Also, he can just summon a horse, or turn into a Pegasus.
He just said he's willing to kill her. What kind of shallow prick would still ride her?
Also, he can just summon a horse, or turn into a Pegasus.
>>35759
Torc using the Mount spell to summon a shetland pony and rides it to Krenshal
Torc/Troll isn't gonna happen, even as rider/mount so shut up
Torc using the Mount spell to summon a shetland pony and rides it to Krenshal
Torc/Troll isn't gonna happen, even as rider/mount so shut up
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>where's GM
Cuz you haven't figured out what I do on monday nights?
>>35697
For what?
>>35700
I think I alluded to "no".
>>35703
>>35704
>>35705
e_e
>>35706
e\\_/e
>>35707
Is that a serious question?
>>35719
Oh look, someone paid attention. Ty for that.
>>35721
That's a no.
>>35727
*sigh*
>>35728
The purple one actually
>>35741
He says, literally occupying the streaming room GM has been monitoring
>>35751
>steampunk waifu
So many levels of "No"
>>35754
OH no
>>35755
What bracers?
>>35758
See above.
>>35769
e_e
Cuz you haven't figured out what I do on monday nights?
>>35697
For what?
>>35700
I think I alluded to "no".
>>35703
>>35704
>>35705
e_e
>>35706
e\\_/e
>>35707
Is that a serious question?
>>35719
Oh look, someone paid attention. Ty for that.
>>35721
That's a no.
>>35727
*sigh*
>>35728
The purple one actually
>>35741
He says, literally occupying the streaming room GM has been monitoring
>>35751
>steampunk waifu
So many levels of "No"
>>35754
OH no
>>35755
What bracers?
>>35758
See above.
>>35769
e_e
>>35778
>too late
Torcuil explodes in a display of gore and blood spatter, rematerializing in the Entertron.
>too late
Torcuil explodes in a display of gore and blood spatter, rematerializing in the Entertron.
>>35784
I didn't say "no fun", that was for suggesting it was too late to say no. Its never too late.
I didn't say "no fun", that was for suggesting it was too late to say no. Its never too late.
>>35787
TALK TO TROLLESTIA! A girl friend zones you and your response is to kill her? Jesus, what's wrong with you?
TALK TO TROLLESTIA! A girl friend zones you and your response is to kill her? Jesus, what's wrong with you?
>>35787
Pay respects to whom? Torcuil is right there, next to the blood splotch that used to be Torcuil.
>no crazy steampunk waifu
Cry me a river
Pay respects to whom? Torcuil is right there, next to the blood splotch that used to be Torcuil.
>no crazy steampunk waifu
Cry me a river
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>>35785
>she deserved better
Are we still talking about Tracy here?
Yeah, she does.
>>35787
Even if it were a hopeless endeavor, a that wouldn't stop a wizard NEET from believing/trying. It'd be a good motivation for him to venture to Krenshal, even if he doesn't succeed.
>>35789
She'll be dead in two weeks. Stop shipping.
>she deserved better
Are we still talking about Tracy here?
Yeah, she does.
>>35787
Even if it were a hopeless endeavor, a that wouldn't stop a wizard NEET from believing/trying. It'd be a good motivation for him to venture to Krenshal, even if he doesn't succeed.
>>35789
She'll be dead in two weeks. Stop shipping.
>>35791
Yes, but anything I approve a "Just a" idea, I get hammered with "Well then this, that, the other thing, the other thing's pet dog, their dog's pet hamster,...." demands/requests. You'll pardon me if I am reticent in approving a robo-ponk.
Yes, but anything I approve a "Just a" idea, I get hammered with "Well then this, that, the other thing, the other thing's pet dog, their dog's pet hamster,...." demands/requests. You'll pardon me if I am reticent in approving a robo-ponk.
>>35800
>Holy shit she's powerful
Not everyone want relationships purely for the sake of power, Mr. Paladin.
>Holy shit she's powerful
Not everyone want relationships purely for the sake of power, Mr. Paladin.
>>35801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPX-mW4l1rU
You can't let something that beautiful go to waste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPX-mW4l1rU
You can't let something that beautiful go to waste
>>35808
e_e You said Ponk. The term/concept "Ponk" is a sextup-ally bladed one, and one I'm certain to regret haphazardly approving.
e_e You said Ponk. The term/concept "Ponk" is a sextup-ally bladed one, and one I'm certain to regret haphazardly approving.
>>35813
Just go talk to Trollestia! You can't just kill off waifus and allies you don't like and just poof replace them with magical ones
Lord knows I would have done that a very long time ago
Just go talk to Trollestia! You can't just kill off waifus and allies you don't like and just poof replace them with magical ones
Lord knows I would have done that a very long time ago
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>>35817
It's good that he doesn't want her, because she has to die at this point.
Stop lingering on it.
>same personalities
Ponk is not nearly as simple. One does not simply generalize the motives of Ponk.
It's good that he doesn't want her, because she has to die at this point.
Stop lingering on it.
>same personalities
Ponk is not nearly as simple. One does not simply generalize the motives of Ponk.
>>35820
>boss fight
That was a metaphor/reference. It was to illustrate the severity of what you're asking for.
>didn't happen immediately so hate
I said I'd think about it
>boss fight
That was a metaphor/reference. It was to illustrate the severity of what you're asking for.
>didn't happen immediately so hate
I said I'd think about it
>>35822
>Ponk is not nearly as simple.
Well yeah. I think she'd be even scarier to deal with than Trollestia
>She has to die at this point
C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?
>>35823
"D'aww. You're so cute Tracy"
*rocks little pony back and forth between his arms*
*rubs his face against pony fur*
>Ponk is not nearly as simple.
Well yeah. I think she'd be even scarier to deal with than Trollestia
>She has to die at this point
C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?
>>35823
"D'aww. You're so cute Tracy"
*rocks little pony back and forth between his arms*
*rubs his face against pony fur*
>>35825
>C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?
I thought you'd get bent out of shape about it, but sure... She'd gladly share with her husband..
>tfw wanted to freak him out by eating the unicorn's corpse in front of him...
Do you intend for him to wear that skin under the other two suits of armor.
Also, to tartarus with this meta-faggotry
They are now discussing the above via dialogue/telepathy.
Say something.
>C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?
I thought you'd get bent out of shape about it, but sure... She'd gladly share with her husband..
>tfw wanted to freak him out by eating the unicorn's corpse in front of him...
Do you intend for him to wear that skin under the other two suits of armor.
Also, to tartarus with this meta-faggotry
They are now discussing the above via dialogue/telepathy.
Say something.
>>35830
"Sad. I read some stuff about the future of MLP and I haven't been able to get it out of my head...."
"Sad. I read some stuff about the future of MLP and I haven't been able to get it out of my head...."
>>35827
Are you familiar with Native American Tradition and mythology? Using every part of the animal is a way to be respectful to the slain...
She still deserves better
>>35828
"Are you sure you need to kill her Tracy? Surely there must be something she can do for you? Did you know she insisted on me being nicer to your birds?"
Are you familiar with Native American Tradition and mythology? Using every part of the animal is a way to be respectful to the slain...
She still deserves better
>>35828
"Are you sure you need to kill her Tracy? Surely there must be something she can do for you? Did you know she insisted on me being nicer to your birds?"
>>35833
Poor appel hoers. What the hell is hasbro thinking?
So, I guess I have nothing to do.
>sits around waiting for something
Poor appel hoers. What the hell is hasbro thinking?
So, I guess I have nothing to do.
>sits around waiting for something
>>35839
*Gives thousand yard stare*
*pets*
"How do you want to do it and when?"
*Kind of shaking*
It's not just NPC utility, it's that he's being forced to murder a (relative) innocent because of his fuckery
*Gives thousand yard stare*
*pets*
"How do you want to do it and when?"
*Kind of shaking*
It's not just NPC utility, it's that he's being forced to murder a (relative) innocent because of his fuckery
>>35837
"How could I? OC? Rallying under a banner? Petitions?"
>>35836
You can still venture to Krenshall, you can shop or devise or construct items as you like, just no robo-Ponks. And limitations are only cuz its friggin Monday.
>>35838
"I'm not so sure. I've lost plenty of things, have grown accustomed to it. What kills me is seeing those who I've come to appreciate losing what is important to them that makes it hard."
"How could I? OC? Rallying under a banner? Petitions?"
>>35836
You can still venture to Krenshall, you can shop or devise or construct items as you like, just no robo-Ponks. And limitations are only cuz its friggin Monday.
>>35838
"I'm not so sure. I've lost plenty of things, have grown accustomed to it. What kills me is seeing those who I've come to appreciate losing what is important to them that makes it hard."
>>35842
Torc summons yet another shetland and heads to krenshall
Plz let there be a quest in need of a wizard there
Torc summons yet another shetland and heads to krenshall
Plz let there be a quest in need of a wizard there
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