Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
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>>35742"To kick ass you gotta think big. We're thinkin' big, and we're gonna go big. Believe me"
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>>35743Your mount has more magical buffs than Cauchemar Tracy!
>>35741>Your neglect of your literal godtier mount makes me sadDitto.Also, did she ever agree to being a "mount"? I don't think she ever said that. They just had one date.
>>35743Her body has got to have some sweet materials.
>>35746>koolaid man bursts through wall"OOOOHHH YEAH"
>>35747This, it was a date involving a rape, later Torc said he was trying because he imagined something that was never there. Troll agreed, but told Torc not to sell himself short. That was their last interaction.
I call the horn
>>35747How could your possibly forget that line where Trollestia said to Torcuil "I am here for you as your steed and ally," clearly friend-zoning him? It was funny as fuck to see him friend-zoned, but it was also her telling him he can ride her in a non-sexual way probably pretty much at will
>>35747We're so taking that horn. Her bracers too
>>35746"You'll even be able to thank hitler on television after you win. Just look at the expression in the jew's faces"
>>35749"MEIN GOTT! YOU ARE BENUIS TRUMP!"
>>35749Haha, I called the Horn first...
Ugh, I gotta wait for GM so Torc can engineer a steampunk waifu...
>>35750"It'll get even better when you punch a kike Journalist's face in on TV. And the looks of the others dying who just can't even as you quote the fuher while punching jews will be the best television there is. We'll have yuge ratings, believe me"
>>35751No, I made a pact with Tracy to kill her, so I get first pick. Well, maybe Tracy, but close enough
e_e
Whoever said I left? I just stopped responding.
>>35753For reasons I cannot understand Torcuil does not want Trollestia as a mount. Can I mount her?
>>35748You can have the horn. It'd be most useful with him.
Tracy will save some of the blood for Taylor, because reasons.
The rest of the carcass belongs to Tracy through.
Fyi. Tracy is now hunting all Celestials too now, instead of just fiends. Fug Celestials, every single one of them.
>>35749>We're so taking that..Gets to have the bracers if he actually kills her, but only if he actually, seriously goes through with it.
>>35751If the citizens of Krenshal are autistic as legends say, steampunk waifus might be a hit.
>>35754NO! >>35755Have you thought of strategies for how to do it? I've pondered a few
>>35756It all depends on circumstances.
Tracy will only stike when she gets the urge to.
>>35753To me halting responces might as well be leaving.
Can Torc get to Krenshal?
>>35759He just said he's willing to kill her. What kind of shallow prick would still ride her?
Also, he can just summon a horse, or turn into a Pegasus.
>>35759Torc using the Mount spell to summon a shetland pony and rides it to Krenshal
Torc/Troll isn't gonna happen, even as rider/mount so shut up >>35760He shouldn't be willing to kill her!
I think I'd do it...>>35761I'm not asking you to marry her, just accept her offer as steed/ally!
>>35762Top Fucking Kek!
>>35763Why do you insist on him accepting when she's just going to die in a couple session anyway?
>>35765Thx. I still can't believe some people knit sweaters for them, it's adorable.
>>35767This
>>35766They truely are
Now to begin my autistic planning, what fucking class would a steampunk Pinkie Pie be?
>>35767he doesn't want to wast a resource.
>>35765>>35764>Shetland pony speed: 40>Celestial Charger speed: 60Fuck I'd love to put horseshoes of the peerless steed on a celestial charger.
>>35770This.
>>35769she could be a warforged race those are pretty powerful desu, as far as class im not sure.
>>35772Does Tracy really have to exterminate every other magical beast for you to be happy? Because she would definitely do that.
>Implying speed matters in this case>>35773Pinkie would be a Bard.
Bard is also the favored class of the Gnomes, coincidentally.
>where's GMCuz you haven't figured out what I do on monday nights?
>>35697For what?
>>35700I think I alluded to "no".
>>35703>>35704>>35705e_e
>>35706e\\_/e
>>35707Is that a serious question?
>>35719Oh look, someone paid attention. Ty for that.
>>35721That's a no.
>>35727*sigh*
>>35728The purple one actually
>>35741He says, literally occupying the streaming room GM has been monitoring
>>35751>steampunk waifuSo many levels of "No"
>>35754OH no
>>35755What bracers?
>>35758See above.
>>35769e_e
>>35774>>35774I hope she puts up the fight of her life...
>>35775Kek. I love you. Have I ever told you that?
Now, given just how kick ass a character is being thrown to the wolves by its master...
>>35775You weren't here to say no
Its to late GM
Besides, it doesn't have to be an OP one
>>35776>MasterStop imagining things you idiot
>>35775>What bracers?Idk. Trump's faggot something about bracers, but I don't recall any.
>>35776>I hope she puts up the fight of her life…Why though?
>>35780This
>>35778>too lateTorcuil explodes in a display of gore and blood spatter, rematerializing in the Entertron.
>>35784I didn't say "no fun", that was for suggesting it was too late to say no. Its
never too late.
>>35786You ain't letting Torc has his waifu
>Press F to pay respects >>35787TALK TO TROLLESTIA! A girl friend zones you and your response is to kill her? Jesus, what's wrong with you?
>>35787Pay respects to whom? Torcuil is right
there, next to the blood splotch that used to be Torcuil.
>no crazy steampunk waifuCry me a river
>>35790he just wants party pone.
>>35785>she deserved betterAre we still talking about Tracy here?
Yeah, she does.>>35787Even if it were a hopeless endeavor, a that wouldn't stop a wizard NEET from believing/trying. It'd be a good motivation for him to venture to Krenshal, even if he doesn't succeed.
>>35789She'll be dead in two weeks. Stop shipping.
>>35791Yes, but anything I approve a "Just a" idea, I get hammered with "Well then this, that, the other thing, the other thing's pet dog, their dog's pet hamster,...." demands/requests. You'll pardon me if I am reticent in approving a robo-ponk.
>>35792Trollestia deserved better
>>35789It isn't the friendzone, its the fact I've never liked her
>>35793Then give me the real ponk
I don't want WELL SHE HAS FUCKING LASERS, AND ROCKETS SO SHE CAN FLY AND SHE'S INVINCIBLE AND AND AND... I just want hoers>>35792Torc tries again, with a new shetland this time
Nice pics btw
>>35796Cuz real Pinkie is less haxxor. e_e
>>35797You gave him haxxor with Trollestia. Holy shit she's powerful
pls pls pls I he won't take her can I have her?>>35799Oh come on!
>>35795Yeah, she doesn't but she really should've thought of that before she went to town with Tracy's husband.
It wouldn't be in character to not-kill her at this point.
>>35799I wouldn't mind seeing some moar Pony NPCs, desu.
>>35800>*mental stabbing* >>35800Will you fuck off with Trollestia?
>>35799She doesn't have to be OP, hell she doesn't have to be that good with combat. Just a mount/waifu/companion for Torc.>>35802Yes
>>35800>Holy shit she's powerfulNot everyone want relationships purely for the sake of power, Mr. Paladin.
>>35800The main balancing point I have for OP characters is IDGAF. Trollestia is powerful, but she can't be motivated to do much, and will troll players who make her try to. Ponk would be likewise.
>>35803>Ponk>not OPRiiiiiiiight
>>35801https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPX-mW4l1rUYou can't let something that beautiful go to waste
>>35806I never said I wanted breaking of the forth wall, though the baking skills might be nice
>>35808e_e You said Ponk. The term/concept "Ponk" is a sextup-ally bladed one, and one I'm certain to regret haphazardly approving.
>>35806I would seriously be scared shitless of a hostile ponk encounter.
>>35808One does not simply nerf ponk.
>>35811This. Like how the hell is ponk anything other than Trollestia but much more so?
>>35811That image is gonna be my new reocuring nightmare
>>35809>>35810Soo... yes? Kinda? Maybe?
>>35813I said I'd think about it. Robo-Ponk is like Cyber-Akuma.
Meaning, a boss fight >>35813Just go talk to Trollestia! You can't just kill off waifus and allies you don't like and just poof replace them with magical ones
Lord knows I would have done that a very long time ago
>>35814GM, I am sadden that we have a ride-able cleric among our allies and the most the rider wants out of her is her severed horn
>>35816Fuck that's a cute picture. I meant they'd have the same personalities - they love causing chaos
>>35814Regular Ponk sound scarier, desu.
>>35819Top kek
>>35814>I finally decide to be a bit of a bitch and ask for something just a tiny bit unreasonable>GM turns it into a boss fightHello darkness my old friend...
>>35817Torc doesn't care about Troll, he even admits he imagined them having something but it wasn't there
>>35816*Trumpaldin goes and picks up Pony, holding her between his arms. Because she's cute now*
>>35820Steed and ally!
>>35817It's good that he doesn't want her, because she has to die at this point.
Stop lingering on it.
>same personalitiesPonk is not nearly as simple. One does not simply generalize the motives of Ponk.
>>35820>boss fightThat was a metaphor/reference. It was to illustrate the severity of what you're asking for.
>didn't happen immediately so hateI said I'd think about it >>35822>Ponk is not nearly as simple.Well yeah. I think she'd be even scarier to deal with than Trollestia
>She has to die at this pointC-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?
>>35823"D'aww. You're so cute Tracy"
*rocks little pony back and forth between his arms*
*rubs his face against pony fur*
>>35824I never said I hate, and I didn't get the reference.
>>35821Fuck off >>35825>C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?I thought you'd get bent out of shape about it, but sure... She'd gladly share with her husband..
>tfw wanted to freak him out by eating the unicorn's corpse in front of him...Do you intend for him to wear that skin under the other two suits of armor.
Also, to tartarus with this meta-faggotry
They are now discussing the above via dialogue/telepathy.
Say something.
>>35830"Sad. I read some stuff about the future of MLP and I haven't been able to get it out of my head...."
>>35827Are you familiar with Native American Tradition and mythology? Using every part of the animal is a way to be respectful to the slain...
She still deserves better
>>35828"Are you sure you need to kill her Tracy? Surely there must be something she can do for you? Did you know she insisted on me being nicer to your birds?"
>>35832NA trad./myth
Quite. In NA tradition, you don't kill what you don't need to.
>>35833"Not just that,... its the ride. I only just got on,...."
>>35833Poor appel hoers. What the hell is hasbro thinking?
So, I guess I have nothing to do.
>sits around waiting for something >>35834Do you know a way out of this?
>>35831>>35835Fuck, I'd just like to know what city I'll be living in in nine months. I can't plan two years ahead. I can't care about things that distant in the future
>>35832>implying she gives a shit about NPC utility*blank stare implies conviction*
*nuzzles chest*
>>35839*Gives thousand yard stare*
*pets*
"How do you want to do it and when?"
*Kind of shaking*
It's not just NPC utility, it's that he's being forced to murder a (relative) innocent because of his fuckery >>35837>a way out>implyingThere is no other way, Anon.
>>35837"How could I? OC? Rallying under a banner? Petitions?"
>>35836You can still venture to Krenshall, you can shop or devise or construct items as you like, just no robo-Ponks. And limitations are only cuz its friggin Monday.
>>35838"I'm not so sure. I've lost plenty of things, have grown accustomed to it. What kills me is seeing those who I've come to appreciate losing what is important to
them that makes it hard."
>>35842Torc summons yet
another shetland and heads to krenshall
Plz let there be a quest in need of a wizard there >>35842"you no have to worry about losing infernuis"
*smiles and hugs*