Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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*Finishes butchering monsters and feeds the giblets to her angels*
>*sounds of monster bird-thingy sizzling in a deep fryer*
[relaxed pony noises]
>*sounds of monster bird-thingy sizzling in a deep fryer*
[relaxed pony noises]
*heils in minotuar*
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>>35536
Norfilly is making the supreme, ultimate Fasce with all those sticks. Creatures of all kinds shall migrate from across the continent to behold its glory; minstrels shall sing ballads of it's power. We're talking about an artifact-tier relic here; a true legend in the making.
Norfilly is making the supreme, ultimate Fasce with all those sticks. Creatures of all kinds shall migrate from across the continent to behold its glory; minstrels shall sing ballads of it's power. We're talking about an artifact-tier relic here; a true legend in the making.
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>>35542
>Making an artifact
The ability to craft artifacts has been lost
>Image of a Mercury Dime
What'd Tracy do with that dime Trumpaladin gave her?
>Making an artifact
The ability to craft artifacts has been lost
>Image of a Mercury Dime
What'd Tracy do with that dime Trumpaladin gave her?
>>35543
It is really pretty. Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
It is really pretty. Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
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>>35543
You know what Johnny Cash asked about the faggot behind the faggot? This is the ultimate faggot, crafted from 88 hand-selected rods.
>'Many rods of common grain: Together they form an unbreakable faggot.'
>>35544
>dime
It's in her room, beneath the jibbernigger skeleton.
>>35546
That goes without saying.
>>35547
The axe blades could be omitted if we're talking about stone columns. Think of the Lincoln memorial
>this is where Lincoln logs come from
You know what Johnny Cash asked about the faggot behind the faggot? This is the ultimate faggot, crafted from 88 hand-selected rods.
>'Many rods of common grain: Together they form an unbreakable faggot.'
>>35544
>dime
It's in her room, beneath the jibbernigger skeleton.
>>35546
That goes without saying.
>>35547
The axe blades could be omitted if we're talking about stone columns. Think of the Lincoln memorial
>this is where Lincoln logs come from
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>>35545
>Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
That's one of the two in the U.S. House of Representatives, beside the speaker's podium.
>Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
That's one of the two in the U.S. House of Representatives, beside the speaker's podium.
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Behold! The Almighty Faggot!
Tracy is okay with Trumpaladin having multiple waifus
DAMMIT, TRUMPALADIN!
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*makes anti-mage daggers*
>*Faggot researches a bit*
Hey, could Tracy make a Chu-Ko-Nu crossbow attachment to one of her animated gauntlets, like Guts's repeating bow-gun in Berserk? Now that I look at it, a Chu-Ko-Nu doesn't actually require fingers to operate, since it has a pump instead of a trigger.
>*Faggot researches a bit*
Hey, could Tracy make a Chu-Ko-Nu crossbow attachment to one of her animated gauntlets, like Guts's repeating bow-gun in Berserk? Now that I look at it, a Chu-Ko-Nu doesn't actually require fingers to operate, since it has a pump instead of a trigger.
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>>35577
It doesn't even normally require a crank. Guts's bow is modified so it can be reloaded easily.
It doesn't even normally require a crank. Guts's bow is modified so it can be reloaded easily.
>>35577
A pair of dubs confirm, I'm surprised it took this long for you to suggest it. Its a relatively simple mechanism too. Range isn't the greatest, but for a repeating crossbow, who cares?
A pair of dubs confirm, I'm surprised it took this long for you to suggest it. Its a relatively simple mechanism too. Range isn't the greatest, but for a repeating crossbow, who cares?
>>35582
It could be built into the bracer, like Guts's bow (he doesn't have an arm inside that thing; it's just all mechanical). His bow, in canon, would only fire 30-40~ feet, but it saved him countless times when he was getting charged by a hoard of monsters.
>>35586
I thought the bazaar was kill after the Drow left?
It could be built into the bracer, like Guts's bow (he doesn't have an arm inside that thing; it's just all mechanical). His bow, in canon, would only fire 30-40~ feet, but it saved him countless times when he was getting charged by a hoard of monsters.
>>35586
I thought the bazaar was kill after the Drow left?
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>>35583
Sighs... wondering if there was anything to defend...
I just wanted my waifu to be best waifu...
Sighs... wondering if there was anything to defend...
I just wanted my waifu to be best waifu...
>>35590
LEO= Low Earth Is this an earthlike planet? Orbit
In the meantime, where is everyone and what is going on?
LEO= Low Earth Is this an earthlike planet? Orbit
In the meantime, where is everyone and what is going on?
>>35597
T-the tower can go full Saturn V?
Also, can Torc get some skills/feats/stat upgrades because lvl or????
T-the tower can go full Saturn V?
Also, can Torc get some skills/feats/stat upgrades because lvl or????
>>35595
>it's not D&D
This is not D&D: it's mixed nuts.
And she'll definitely use it if she can load it with anti-magick tracking bolts
>Wizard/monster would have to fish every single hooked projectile out of their flesh before they can use any magick
> heap of weapons you never use
Which ones? She's got a sword, knives, and a chain. I guess there's that composite bow, but I really only wanted a crossbow in the first place.
>I don't know what Guts is
Guts is from Berserk: one of my favorite manga.
>it's not D&D
This is not D&D: it's mixed nuts.
And she'll definitely use it if she can load it with anti-magick tracking bolts
>Wizard/monster would have to fish every single hooked projectile out of their flesh before they can use any magick
> heap of weapons you never use
Which ones? She's got a sword, knives, and a chain. I guess there's that composite bow, but I really only wanted a crossbow in the first place.
>I don't know what Guts is
Guts is from Berserk: one of my favorite manga.
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>>35600
>Wizard/monster is disabled because of shot from small arm crossbow
I don't think that's how it works
>Wizard/monster is disabled because of shot from small arm crossbow
I don't think that's how it works
>>35598
I had hinted at it back when Trump wanted some levels in space-marine,....
>>35601
"I dunno about the Wendy's outfit, but Raven and Zelda are hawt."
>leash/rope
"THIS"
>>35602
Yeah, I have to agree, that's a bit of a stretch. Dimeterium is an otherwise unknown ore in this world. It will take alot of trial and error to make stuff like insta-no-magic arrows.
I had hinted at it back when Trump wanted some levels in space-marine,....
>>35601
"I dunno about the Wendy's outfit, but Raven and Zelda are hawt."
>leash/rope
"THIS"
>>35602
Yeah, I have to agree, that's a bit of a stretch. Dimeterium is an otherwise unknown ore in this world. It will take alot of trial and error to make stuff like insta-no-magic arrows.
>>35604
As long as it goes Apollo 11 and not Apollo 1 I'm will be happy.
Did Torc ever get telescope mirrors?
As long as it goes Apollo 11 and not Apollo 1 I'm will be happy.
Did Torc ever get telescope mirrors?
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>>35601
Remember in the Witcher III, when Dikstra slipped a dimerterium ring onto Philippa's toe while she was in owl form, so she couldn't change back?
Dimerterium nerfs the crap out of mages: they can't do shit if they're touching it. By far one of the best materials in the game (and one of the most expensive).
Remember in the Witcher III, when Dikstra slipped a dimerterium ring onto Philippa's toe while she was in owl form, so she couldn't change back?
Dimerterium nerfs the crap out of mages: they can't do shit if they're touching it. By far one of the best materials in the game (and one of the most expensive).
>>35614
Um... Can I get the girdle and Suigoto from Thez? Also, can I get a listing of Suigito's stats and abilities?
Um... Can I get the girdle and Suigoto from Thez? Also, can I get a listing of Suigito's stats and abilities?
>>35616
Actually, considering haggis is guts, with some blood, Tracy should probally eat haggis to help curve her thirst for blood and guts
Actually, considering haggis is guts, with some blood, Tracy should probally eat haggis to help curve her thirst for blood and guts
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>>35609
Ikr. I used the bombs every time I had to fight a construct or elemental. Works like a charm. The only annoying part is that you can't cast signs while you're in the cloud, but it's worth it if you know how to roll properly.
>>35612
>no silver bullets
What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us? Or swarms of epic-level wolfpires? I'd like to have some silver bullets.
>balance and fairness
To Tartarus with that Bolshevik nonsense. Mages could go for some buttdevestation anyway.
It wouldn't work unless they're touching the metal anyway, unless you managed to make a splash-weapon/bomb that could scatter shavings in the air.
Ikr. I used the bombs every time I had to fight a construct or elemental. Works like a charm. The only annoying part is that you can't cast signs while you're in the cloud, but it's worth it if you know how to roll properly.
>>35612
>no silver bullets
What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us? Or swarms of epic-level wolfpires? I'd like to have some silver bullets.
>balance and fairness
To Tartarus with that Bolshevik nonsense. Mages could go for some buttdevestation anyway.
It wouldn't work unless they're touching the metal anyway, unless you managed to make a splash-weapon/bomb that could scatter shavings in the air.
>>35623
>What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us?
Then use the shit loads of other haxxor GM gave you. If that's difficult, then get creative
>What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us?
Then use the shit loads of other haxxor GM gave you. If that's difficult, then get creative
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>>35625
If it's too easy, just up the difficulty.
Why do you care so much about "balance" anyway? Weren't you complaining about mages being OP just last week?
If it's too easy, just up the difficulty.
Why do you care so much about "balance" anyway? Weren't you complaining about mages being OP just last week?
>>35632
It's far more difficult to craft things right than you appreciate. It's very easy to break a game with something being off kilter. The D&D rules are fine tuned for the best play, and deviating from them creates risk of making things too easy, too difficult, or unfair
It's far more difficult to craft things right than you appreciate. It's very easy to break a game with something being off kilter. The D&D rules are fine tuned for the best play, and deviating from them creates risk of making things too easy, too difficult, or unfair
>>35636
I'm not convinced of this. There are an exceptional number of details that I get the impression were half-assed or ill-conceived.
I'm not convinced of this. There are an exceptional number of details that I get the impression were half-assed or ill-conceived.
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