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Bittersweet Nuts
Anonymous
kkPvC
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No.35536
35542
Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
989 replies and 167 files omitted.
Anonymous
tExej
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No.36255
36256
>>36254
"what do you want to know?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36256
36257
>>36255
"how we go about setting up the thing, and what my gimmick?"
Anonymous
tExej
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No.36257
36258
>>36256
"Do you want to do it for real or as a cover story? If you want to do it for real, we can have fights in the stadium on week days. Challenge any of Thez's fight club members. We also may have a new person here with a knack for theatrics... as for you gimmick, I mean, you're a minotaur right? That's something. Also you had this really sad story to tell Thez. Make a story like that, and maybe replace the word "jew" for "white males" or something when you tell it to the people in Cardishore"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36258
36259
>>36257
"me want to do it for real.why would me say the good guys are the bad guys?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36259
36260 36263
>>36258
"Well, that was just the story you'd tell to bluff through to get into Cardishore. But if you want to do it for real... find a story. Find some opponents who are equally theatrical *cough* Cecil *cough* or any of Thez's fight club members, and we can play it on non-game Nights in our stadium. Eventually, Sparintenar might be interested as well, since they love entertainment."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36260
36261
>>36259
"me want torc to participate, he be called "thot slayer."
Anonymous
tExej
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No.36261
36262
>>36260
"Kek. So long as the action stays smoke and mirrors he won't get his ass beat too easily. He's kind of squishy."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36262
36264
>>36261
"me fine with that he can even beat me, we could have rivalry."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36263
36264 36265
>>36259
*brushes up against leg*
"Flashy, what were you so stressed out about earlier? You were shaking all last night.. and you've been busy all morning..."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36264
36266 36267
>>36263
*Pets pony*
"I really need your affection little pony"
*hugs pony*
"And I'm sad without it"

>>36262
"Nice. Melodrama is good. May even enter my Fae, if she doesn't think it's demeaning"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36265
36267
>>36263
>"And you wanting to kill her..."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36266
36268
>>36264
"me guarantee thez would fight to."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36267
36269 36273
>>36264
[concerned pony noises]
"... Come and eat with me then.."
>>36265
>'....?'
Anonymous
dgYBw
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No.36268
36270
>>36266
"Oh she'd love to, that I am sure off. I just wonder if she can appreciate the drama. And how the goal isn't to harm, but to put on a show"
Anonymous
dgYBw
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No.36269
36271 36273
>>36267
"Alright, I'll go with you then. To the kitchen?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36270
36272
>>36268
"if she no stun me, me think me could take her."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36271
36274
>>36269
"Yes."
Anonymous
dgYBw
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No.36272
36275
>>36270
"I've run the numbers... She's tough. Very tough. Don't count on it."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36273
36275
1505706927209.jpg
>>36269
>>36267
"um can me have some more chicken?"
Anonymous
dgYBw
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No.36274
36276
>>36271
*Goes with pony to kitchen, carrying her if she'll let him*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36275
36277 36278
>>36272
>implying he knows her numbers or her levels or any of all the Meta BS
>>36273
"Save some for Thez."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36276
36278
>>36274
[happy pony noises]
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36277
>>36275
"ok me only eat a little."
dgYBw
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No.36278
36280
>>36275
oh he could absolutely do some relative strength measurements and assessments to determine likely fight outcomes. Especially since he cares so much

>>36276
*carries pony*
"Want an angus steak?"
\r
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36280
36281 36282
>>36278
"Try some of this first."
*offers drumstick*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36281
>>36280
"me recemend it taste like chicken."
Anonymous
dgYBw
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No.36282
36283
image.png
>>36280
"................................. No thank you"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36283
36284
>>36282
[sad pony noises]
"... Just a bite..? We went throught all that effort hunting them.."
Anonymous
dgYBw
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No.36284
36285 36286
>>36283
"We rid a hunting trail of aggressive evil... Things... That's good enough. What the hell are these things?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36285
>>36284
"but its chicken."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36286
>>36284
"They're big chickens, as far as I'm concerned."
*tears into drumstick like a hungry nigger*
"Actually a bit better, imo."
Anonymous
dgYBw
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No.36287
36288
*summons a salad, with French bread loafs and cheeses*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36288
4d7.png
>>36287

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36289
>Trump's faggot is too chicken to let his character eat the chicken
Anonymous
dgYBw
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No.36290
36291
*Eats salad with expression of disgust*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36291
36292
582c6a2f1800006a0730e5e2.jpeg
>>36290
[confused pony noises]
"What's wrong, Flashy?"
Anonymous
dgYBw
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No.36292
36293 36294
>>36291
*looks at her*
"I should have brought Fae"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36293
36294
>>36292
"you right she would love this chicken."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36294
36297
>>36292
"Hunting, you mean? We got along just fine without her. Besides, someone has to preach at the stadium while you're not around."
>>36293
"I'll save a piece for her too."
Anonymous
dgYBw
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No.36295
36296 36298
"I know what I need to do"
*prepares a cup of chamomile tea*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36296
36298 36299
>>36295
"do we have any milk?"
Anonymous
dgYBw
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No.36297
36300
>>36294
"No. Here. Now. She was looking over the soldiers after I left, the Spartan trainees and the tests of the siege engines. I'd like to hear a progress report. I also want her fitted for armor and whatever other accessories I can manage. That, and I haven't talked with her much"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36298
36301
>>36295
"If you need any help, don't be afraid to let me know."
>>36296
"Check the synthesizer... dumb bu-"
>milk
*quizzical expression*
Anonymous
dgYBw
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No.36299
36305
>>36296
"Synthesizer will make damned near anything"
*makes coffee for self*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36300
36303
>>36297
"She does keep herself busy, that zealous cat.."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36301
36302
>>36298
"milk delicious."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36302
>>36301
".. Sure."
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36303
36304 36305
>>36300
"She is wonderful, isn't she"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36304
36306
>>36303
"meh."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36305
36307
>>36299
"Not chicken like this. It's fried with love."
>>36303
"Eh... I'll admit she's professional."
*expression darkens somewhat*
".... I need a chocolate cake."
[craving pony noises]
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36306
36312
>>36304
"Do you have a priest who can lead troops into battle on her own, can be ridden into battle, and can pounce and bite and claw enemies to death swiftly?"
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36307
36309
>>36305
"Stop.

Sure. Get some cake"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36308
36310
*thunk*
>cake lands on table
"Faust, I'm starving!"
*rapidly consumes cake*
Y U he no eat chikun?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36309
36310
>>36307
"Would you like a slice, Flashy?"
Anonymous
tExej
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No.36310
36311
>>36308
Doesn't know what it is, and puritanical sensibilities means he's disgusted by it

>>36309
*as if uncertain at first*
"sure"
*reaches out for cake*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36311
36313
>>36310
>puritanical sensibilities
Wat?
>as if uncertain at first*
*concerned stare*
"Flashy, what's wrong now? You've been awkward all day.."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36312
36313 36314
1513009120098-3.jpg
>>36306
"i yearn to have any contact but its not provided,maybe the fuhrer doesn't care."
*Depressed minotuar noises*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36313
36316
>>36311
"Oh, many things.."
*leans on pony*

>>36312
Fuck. I got so much great copypasta from Elway mod to count as a conversation with the deity, it will just make him more depressed
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36314
36315
>>36312
"Ever thought of making a big statue, like the one in the Entertron? Who knows it might just talk."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36315
36316 36317
>>36314
"tracy me mad him a statue of him slaying globalist hydra."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36316
36318
>>36315
"Hmmm... Well, I don't know very much about religion (except for those two ranks), but all I can say is keep trying."
>>36313
*takes hand and puts it on belly*
"~Hmmmmmmmmmn..!"
Anonymous
tExej
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No.36317
36320
>>36315
"I'm guessing it doesn't talk"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36318
36319 36321
>>36316
Two ranks in religion. Wat

"Uh. What?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36319
>>36318
>Knowledge: Religion
>Two ranks required for Blackguard
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36320
36321 36322
>>36317
"did you make yours?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36321
36322 36323
>>36320
"It was here when we first arrived."
>>36318
*hugs*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36322
36323 36324
>>36320
"It's been here"
>>36321
*hugs back. Perhaps a little too tightly, betraying that he actually needs it*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36323
36325
>>36321
>>36322
"C-can me have hug?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36324
36325 36326
>>36322
*Hugs around chest*
*Guides hand down to abdomen*
"Can you feel our foal, Flashy?"
Anonymous
tExej
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No.36325
36326 36328
>>36323
"Just a moment"

>>36324
"Barely. Sort of. Now you're making me terrified"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36326
36327
>>36325
>>36324
"me go to sleep goodnight."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36327
>>36326
*hugs*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36328
36329
>>36325
"I want you to feel it, like I can..
It's our love, growing inside of me.."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36329
36330
>>36328
"D'aww. I'm glad something is growing.

Gives me a future, in a way. Gives us a future"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36330
36331
>>36329
"I look forward to seeing our child.. starting a family together."
tExej
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No.36331
>>36330
"Tell me. What does that future look like for you? You a stay at home mom? Where would we live? Do you want your foal to integrate with the rest of the children?"
\r
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36332
36333
I'm really sorry. I gotta sleep....
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36333
36334
>>36332
"It's a good thing Trollestia is looking after the birds. I don't think they've been fed today"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36334
36338
>>36333
>implying
I mentioned it twice
And a unicorn Cleric wouldn't put meat in her mouth.
Anonymous
KFZGF
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No.36335
36336 36341
>>36252
This isn't my fucking waifu. This isn't "I can't get the girl of my dreams so I'll have GM create her in game for me." It's more "Fuck, everyone else has someone to adventure with. Maybe I should get someone for Torc so he isn't a fifth wheel, both romanatically and platonially." Plus the personallity difference should make for some side launching oppernunites
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36336
36337
>>36335
Building steam-ponies just sounds like a lot of fun.
Anonymous
KFZGF
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No.36337
>>36336
Yeah, this too
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36338
36339
>>36334
Tracy decides to try and take her birds to the balcony (if there is one), for some much-needed fresh air.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36339
36340
>>36338
Later that day, she goes to the stadium to bring Fae her portion of the chicken.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36340
36341
>>36339
And after that she returns to her birds.
Is there a place where she can take them out to exercise? I kind of want to have her train/housebreak them through casual game-play.
Anonymous
tExej
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No.36341
36342
>>36335
Still think you should appreciate what was given

>>36340
>Is there a place where she can take them out to exercise?
Outside
Anonymous
KFZGF
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No.36342
36343
>>36341
What is your obsession with Torc and Troll getting together? Cause it won't happen.
tExej
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No.36343
36344
>>36342
I guess in one way she was put in here to troll you and I, but in another way she was here to be exactly what you wanted. You asked for a unicorn, and not only did you get one, you got the demi-god version.

Yeah I know she's been mean to you and such, but after the Kefka battle, there was a clear indication from her (and by implication, GM), that she would be more cooperative with you. She would let you take her and use her as an ally. I don't think you gave her a chance.
\r
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36344
36345
>>36343
Shall we settle this via democratic vote?
Srawpoll for us faggots and lurkers?
Cause I'll be completely fucking honest here, if I had know Trollestia was gonna be the result of my request I wouldn't have made it.
Now if what GM implyed a while ago meant what I think it did Troll could teach Torc ranger shit I would probaly reconsider.
Anonymous
tExej
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No.36345
36346 36348
>>36344
She's a cleric with animals as a domain, and a large number of other boosts that make her good with animals, tracking, and the wild, which is part of the reason why I think she's so valuable. She's fills a niche we don't have. She's the closest thing you're going to get to a ranger.

I did not want to be forcibly and exclusively married to Tracy. I wanted Trumpaladin to play out as my waifu thief character, stealing waifus, and maybe eventually have a small harem of ponies, while Tracy could be just another evil monster or criminal or whatever that he'd have to kill in his mission to keep the world safe. But yet here we are, and it's in large part because of everyone else.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36346
36347 36348 36350
>>36345
>Paladin
That second half is so dastardly it even make me sad.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36347
36349 36351
>>36346
Dastardly? Anon, a Paladin is supposed to kill those who will go out and commit evil acts. If she's killing the people in Port Barry, he's obligated to save them by eliminating her
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36348
36349 36350
>>36345
>She's the closest thing you're going to get to a ranger.
Until I multiclass Torc Wizard/ranger could be intresting
>Harem
At least the real Trump gets a divorce before marrying someone else...
>>36346
Agreed
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36349
>>36348
See >>36347
tExej
?
No.36350
>>36346
>>36348
I don't think I'm clear here. It's not "kill her if she gets in the way" it's "kill her if she commits capital murder or whatever in his jurisdiction." If she's just being adorable like she was in the first couple of games, he wouldn't do anything to her. But the Tracy character was fundamentally changed into a very different character than she was at the beginning of the game. The new Tracy is one that is far more likely to eventually cross a line, or make it clear that she will if not stopped.
\r
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.36351
36352 36353
>>36347
I call it "dastardly" because that mindset quite honestly makes me want to barf. It makes me sad because I realized how arrogantly vain I've been playing her, in comparison to all of the other characters I've written for my Romantic stories. All of my other characters were, sharp, cunning and easily able to sense "betrayal", although I haven't given any of that to Tracy.
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.36352
36353
>>36351
>All of my other yandere characters*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36353
>>36352
>>36351
Look, I've never read any of your other yandere stories. I've never read anime yandere, I hate anime and never will read anime yandere. My only experience with yandere has been IRL experience when I dated one for an extended period of time. I fucking hated it. It was a mistake to go into it, it was a mistake to continue it, it gave me a contempt for females in general, and it's made me vow that if I ever recover enough to date again, I will do all I can to make sure the girl is sane, rational, and non-violent first. I had a specific idea with what I wanted to do with the Trumpaladin character, and that is now impossible thanks to yandere realism.

Now, please. These couple weeks have actually been fairly pleasant gameplay-wise. So let's not deviate from it.
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.36355
Tracy leaves to the holodeck to work on finessing her chain and using its abilities.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36356
36357 36360
"hey anyone seen thez?"