Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
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>>36254"what do you want to know?"
>>36255"how we go about setting up the thing, and what my gimmick?"
>>36256"Do you want to do it for real or as a cover story? If you want to do it for real, we can have fights in the stadium on week days. Challenge any of Thez's fight club members. We also may have a new person here with a knack for theatrics... as for you gimmick, I mean, you're a minotaur right? That's something. Also you had this really sad story to tell Thez. Make a story like that, and maybe replace the word "jew" for "white males" or something when you tell it to the people in Cardishore"
>>36257"me want to do it for real.why would me say the good guys are the bad guys?
>>36258"Well, that was just the story you'd tell to bluff through to get into Cardishore. But if you want to do it for real... find a story. Find some opponents who are equally theatrical *cough* Cecil *cough* or any of Thez's fight club members, and we can play it on non-game Nights in our stadium. Eventually, Sparintenar might be interested as well, since they love entertainment."
>>36259"me want torc to participate, he be called "thot slayer."
>>36260"Kek. So long as the action stays smoke and mirrors he won't get his ass beat too easily. He's kind of squishy."
>>36261"me fine with that he can even beat me, we could have rivalry."
>>36259*brushes up against leg*
"Flashy, what were you so stressed out about earlier? You were shaking all last night.. and you've been busy all morning..."
>>36263*Pets pony*
"I really need your affection little pony"
*hugs pony*
"And I'm sad without it"
>>36262"Nice. Melodrama is good. May even enter my Fae, if she doesn't think it's demeaning"
>>36264"me guarantee thez would fight to."
>>36264[concerned pony noises]
"... Come and eat with me then.."
>>36265>'....?' >>36266"Oh she'd love to, that I am sure off. I just wonder if she can appreciate the drama. And how the goal isn't to harm, but to put on a show"
>>36267"Alright, I'll go with you then. To the kitchen?"
>>36268"if she no stun me, me think me could take her."
>>36270"I've run the numbers... She's tough. Very tough. Don't count on it."
>>36269>>36267"um can me have some more chicken?"
>>36271*Goes with pony to kitchen, carrying her if she'll let him*
>>36275"ok me only eat a little."
>>36278"Try some of this first."
*offers drumstick*
>>36280"me recemend it taste like chicken."
>>36280"................................. No thank you"
>>36282[sad pony noises]
"... Just a bite..? We went throught all that effort hunting them.."
>>36283"We rid a hunting trail of aggressive evil... Things... That's good enough. What the hell are these things?"
>>36284"They're big chickens, as far as I'm concerned."
*tears into drumstick like a hungry nigger*
"Actually a bit better, imo."
*summons a salad, with French bread loafs and cheeses*
>Trump's faggot is too chicken to let his character eat the chicken
*Eats salad with expression of disgust*
>>36291*looks at her*
"I should have brought Fae"
>>36292"you right she would love this chicken."
>>36292"Hunting, you mean? We got along just fine without her. Besides, someone has to preach at the stadium while you're not around."
>>36293"I'll save a piece for her too."
"I know what I need to do"
*prepares a cup of chamomile tea*
>>36294"No. Here. Now. She was looking over the soldiers after I left, the Spartan trainees and the tests of the siege engines. I'd like to hear a progress report. I also want her fitted for armor and whatever other accessories I can manage. That, and I haven't talked with her much"
>>36295"If you need any help, don't be afraid to let me know."
>>36296"Check the synthesizer... dumb bu-"
>milk*quizzical expression*
>>36296"Synthesizer will make damned near anything"
*makes coffee for self*
>>36297"She does keep herself busy, that zealous cat.."
>>36300"She is wonderful, isn't she"
>>36299"Not chicken like
this. It's fried with love."
>>36303"Eh... I'll admit she's professional."
*expression darkens somewhat*
".... I need a chocolate cake."
[craving pony noises]
>>36304"Do you have a priest who can lead troops into battle on her own, can be ridden into battle, and can pounce and bite and claw enemies to death swiftly?"
*thunk*
>cake lands on table
"Faust, I'm starving!"
*rapidly consumes cake*
Y U he no eat chikun?
>>36307"Would you like a slice, Flashy?"
>>36308Doesn't know what it is, and puritanical sensibilities means he's disgusted by it>>36309*as if uncertain at first*
"sure"
*reaches out for cake*
>>36310>puritanical sensibilitiesWat?
>as if uncertain at first**concerned stare*
"Flashy, what's wrong now? You've been awkward all day.."
>>36306"i yearn to have any contact but its not provided,maybe the fuhrer doesn't care."
*Depressed minotuar noises*
>>36312"Ever thought of making a big statue, like the one in the Entertron? Who knows it might just talk."
>>36314"tracy me mad him a statue of him slaying globalist hydra."
>>36315"Hmmm... Well, I don't know very much about religion (except for those two ranks), but all I can say is keep trying."
>>36313*takes hand and puts it on belly*
"~Hmmmmmmmmmn..!"
>>36315"I'm guessing it doesn't talk"
>>36320"It was here when we first arrived."
>>36318*hugs*
>>36320"It's been here"
>>36321*hugs back. Perhaps a little too tightly, betraying that he actually needs it*
>>36322*Hugs around chest*
*Guides hand down to abdomen*
"Can you feel our foal, Flashy?"
>>36323"Just a moment"
>>36324"Barely. Sort of. Now you're making me terrified"
>>36325>>36324"me go to sleep goodnight."
>>36325"I want you to feel it, like I can..
It's our love, growing inside of me.."
>>36328"D'aww. I'm glad something is growing.
Gives me a future, in a way. Gives us a future"
>>36329"I look forward to seeing our child.. starting a family together."
>>36330"Tell me. What does that future look like for you? You a stay at home mom? Where would we live? Do you want your foal to integrate with the rest of the children?"
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I'm really sorry. I gotta sleep....
>>36332"It's a good thing Trollestia is looking after the birds. I don't think they've been fed today"
>>36333>implyingI mentioned it twice
And a unicorn Cleric wouldn't put meat in her mouth.
>>36335Building steam-ponies just sounds like a lot of fun.
>>36334Tracy decides to try and take her birds to the balcony (if there is one), for some much-needed fresh air.
>>36338Later that day, she goes to the stadium to bring Fae her portion of the chicken.
>>36339And after that she returns to her birds.
Is there a place where she can take them out to exercise? I kind of want to have her train/housebreak them through casual game-play.
>>36335Still think you should appreciate what was given
>>36340>Is there a place where she can take them out to exercise?Outside
>>36341What is your obsession with Torc and Troll getting together? Cause it won't happen.
>>36342I guess in one way she was put in here to troll you and I, but in another way she was here to be exactly what you wanted. You asked for a unicorn, and not only did you get one, you got the demi-god version.
Yeah I know she's been mean to you and such, but after the Kefka battle, there was a clear indication from her (and by implication, GM), that she would be more cooperative with you. She would let you take her and use her as an ally. I don't think you gave her a chance.
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>>36343Shall we settle this via democratic vote?
Srawpoll for us faggots and lurkers?
Cause I'll be completely fucking honest here, if I had know Trollestia was gonna be the result of my request I wouldn't have made it.
Now if what GM implyed a while ago meant what I think it did
Troll could teach Torc ranger shit I would probaly reconsider.
>>36344She's a cleric with animals as a domain, and a large number of other boosts that make her good with animals, tracking, and the wild, which is part of the reason why I think she's so valuable. She's fills a niche we don't have. She's the closest thing you're going to get to a ranger.
I did not want to be forcibly and exclusively married to Tracy. I wanted Trumpaladin to play out as my waifu thief character, stealing waifus, and maybe eventually have a small harem of ponies, while Tracy could be just another evil monster or criminal or whatever that he'd have to kill in his mission to keep the world safe. But yet here we are, and it's in large part because of everyone else.
>>36345>PaladinThat second half is so dastardly it even make me sad.
>>36346Dastardly? Anon, a Paladin is
supposed to kill those who will go out and commit evil acts. If she's killing the people in Port Barry, he's obligated to save them by eliminating her
>>36345>She's the closest thing you're going to get to a ranger.Until I multiclass Torc
Wizard/ranger could be intresting>HaremAt least the real Trump gets a divorce before marrying someone else...
>>36346Agreed
>>36346>>36348I don't think I'm clear here. It's not "kill her if she gets in the way" it's "kill her if she commits capital murder or whatever in his jurisdiction." If she's just being adorable like she was in the first couple of games, he wouldn't do anything to her. But the Tracy character was fundamentally changed into a very different character than she was at the beginning of the game. The new Tracy is one that is far more likely to eventually cross a line, or make it clear that she will if not stopped.
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>>36347I call it "dastardly" because that mindset quite honestly makes me want to barf. It makes me sad because I realized how arrogantly vain I've been playing her, in comparison to all of the other characters I've written for my Romantic stories. All of my other characters were, sharp, cunning and easily able to sense "betrayal", although I haven't given any of that to Tracy.
>>36352>>36351Look, I've never read any of your other yandere stories. I've never read anime yandere, I hate anime and never will read anime yandere. My only experience with yandere has been IRL experience when I dated one for an extended period of time. I fucking hated it. It was a mistake to go into it, it was a mistake to continue it, it gave me a contempt for females in general, and it's made me vow that if I ever recover enough to date again, I will do all I can to make sure the girl is sane, rational, and non-violent first. I had a specific idea with what I wanted to do with the Trumpaladin character, and that is now impossible thanks to yandere realism.
Now, please. These couple weeks have actually been fairly pleasant gameplay-wise. So let's not deviate from it.
Tracy leaves to the holodeck to work on finessing her chain and using its abilities.