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Bittersweet Nuts
Anonymous
kkPvC
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No.35536
35542
Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
989 replies and 155 files omitted.
Anonymous
kkPvC
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No.36458
36462
>>36455
Eyes tear up. "You already have." Long, lengthy hug.
Anonymous
dgYBw
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No.36459
36474
>>36456
All it takes is one high level opposing rogue or some spell we don't know about, Tracy is dead and she loses her stuff. No one even knows she's gone, so no one will even think to get it or revive her
Anonymous
KFZGF
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No.36461
>>36452
Sent
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36462
36471
>>36458
"me excited to start life with you, me want to shield you from all pain."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36463
36464
>>36443
As a war-hoers, her ground-speed is 100, right?
Actually, change that disguise to a deer.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36464
36465
>>36463
>Tracy moves off into the woods and hides while her faggot tries to think of animals in the right size category.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36465
36466
>>36464
bob-cat?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36466
36468
>>36465
I want to go faster in hybrid form..
Fug it. Doe is best disguise. Doesn't attract attention, and less likely to get shot than a buck.

Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36467
Well if Tracy's faggot us going to try to take up GM's limited time by making him map out an adventure specifically for him on a weeknight, then damn it, I'm going to do something too.

Trumpaladin goes to the Tavern (possibly the wicket where Thez is?)
Actually, make it the widget

Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36468
36469
>>36466
A deer is a medium sized creature. You're claiming to be using a large class form. Wrong size class. You're also claiming a speed of 100 thanks to haxxor shoes. But deer, like horses, only have half that speed. Nothing is going to be going 100 and not stick out like a sore thumb. And GM has also said the modified forms do not easily disguise
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36469
36470
>>36468
>acting like I've never done this before
She's not turning into a deer, she's using the glasses to disguise herself as one.
Also, there aren't any penalties on Hide or Move Silently checks due to speed: her stealth is not impaired. She's just moving along the side of the path as to not attract unwanted attention.
Sure, she might look like an unusually big deer, at a glance, but 4 ranks+10 from the glasses is easy enough to fool most casual onlookers, especially since the spell can make her look a whole foot shorter.
Regardless, she should get there fine.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36470
>>36469
Actually, I'd better pull up my sheet and get a look at those ranks again, because I keep forgetting. She has at least 4 in Disguise though.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36471
36475
>>36462
"You're off to a good start," she admits grudgingly.
"Yer still an oaf tho" she says clutching him tightly.
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.36473
>>36472
We bedtime nao
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36474
>>36459
If it's that important to you, I'll delay the trip, but I still want her to go on recon by herself at one point.

Tracy dissects her new corpse in her room, while reading a copy of Hags Illustrated. Studying the specimenThis is my way of saying I'm setting her to grind on Knowledge Arcana:
she's learning about monsters.

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36475
>>36471
"um what oaf mean?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36476
36477 36478 36479
She preserves the hands and the head, and she later gets to work on another True strike scroll.
After that, she takes one of the Nithing Poles from in front of the Stables, and ties it to her bag.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36477
36479
>>36476
Do those things harm good creatures just by being near them? What do they do exactly?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36478
36479
>>36476
tracy the witcher.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36479
36480 36493
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>>36476
*feeds birdies*
>>36477
The area around the Skull, wherever it goes, is treated as if it had Unhallow cast on it (minus the cool area spells), and thereby also functions as Magic Circle Against Good. In a sense, anywhere the skull goes is considered to be Unholy ground. Idk how Magixc Circle Against X even works in this game though, because Tracy should've had more than several reasons to have a problem with goddamn unicorn living in the stables.
In Nordic and Scandinavian tradition, planting a Nithing outside is a gesture to wish doom upon a household, usually planted as a decree of revenge for high crimes that caused suffering upon one's clan or family. In nordic folklore, the practice invokes a powerful runic curse that inflicts mortal illness or even death upon a person and/or their family, specified by the wicked runes carved on the pole. In modern times, it's very, very occasionally used as an expression of absolute vendetta and loathing upon a person. Vikings were incredibly vengeful people...
>>36478
That is exactly what I want.
I wonder if there are any monster-hunting contracts around town..
Anonymous
tExej
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No.36480
36483
>>36479
>Tracy should've had more than several reasons to have a problem with goddamn unicorn living in the stables
Kek! What are these reasons exactly? I get that in their first encounter Trollestia was pissed that Tracy killed some horses and she was bitchy about it, and then Tracy's efforts at stabbing were cut from her. And then there was a period of time when Trumpaladin seemed more interested in Trollestia than in Tracy romantically. There's also the whole had sex with him thing. But did I miss anything? Trollestia has been a primary caretaker of the birds and has been a pretty good babysitter.

Shouldn't Tracy plant a pole in the stable just opposite Troll that stares directly at her?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36481
36482 36485 36508
Also, is there any place Tracy can keep her birds other than the stables? I've been asking this for a while now.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36482
36484
>>36481
A long time ago, GM said they could perch directly on the tower
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36483
36487
>>36480
>miss anything
I'd rather not be a metafag so I won't just say her motive, but she has at least 3 more reasons. I don't have the charting anymore, so I can't just list her feelings off the bat anymore, although I still do a bit of math out of habit.
>babysitter
That is exactly the opposite of what she wanted.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36484
>>36482
Idk what it looks like, but it'd be better for them to have a place in a more open area.
Anonymous
KFZGF
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No.36485
36488
>>36481
Pst, build a nest
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36486
36488 36489 36514
Tracy walks out into the woods to vent stress by collecting jibbernigger skulls.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36487
36490
>>36483
Why not metafag? No one is ever going to discover her motives in game play. You've already said she isn't rational, and there's not really a way of figuring her out. So why not entertain me and give the reasons why the condemned unicorn is condemned? After all, it's only proper to read out the charges against the accused before the execution
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36488
>>36486
Scratch that
>>36485
Tracy takes it to herself to build a nest on the tower's balcony for her birds, so they can look down at the Port from their perch.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36489
36491
>>36486
>"little pony. I found Infernius and Thez at the wicket while looking for that one of Korak's pirates. Want to join us?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36490
>>36487
>Why not metafag?
Because it's gay, and it detract from dialogue the characters could've had other wise.
Also, now that I threw-out the booklet, it's not as easy for me.
>give the reasons why the condemned unicorn is condemned
Because he FUGGED HER!
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36491
36492
>>36489
>'I'm busy right now. And I can't drink...'
Anonymous
dgYBw
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No.36492
36494
>>36491
>"drinking is degenerate anyways. It's more for the company. What cha' busy doing, little pony?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36493
36496
>>36479
infernuis and tracy should form a witcher school or something.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36494
36495
*goes out into the woods to collect branches*
>>36492
>'Building an open nest for my birds, so they won't be cooled-up like chikuns'
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36495
36497 36498
>>36494
>"Slovenia may be able to help you with that. Might you want to ask her?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36496
>>36493
Would do.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36497
36499 36500
>>36495
>Asking Trump's waifu to go with the girl he would rather be dating
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36498
>>36495
>'I'll see about that later.'
*Moves deep into the woods*
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36499
36501
>>36497
What? She's good with woodworking
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36500
>>36497
kej this.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36501
>>36499
I bet Trump want Slovenia working on his wood
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36503
36514
Tracy is in the woods, by the tall tree where she found the Jew gold.
Anonymous
KFZGF
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No.36504
36505 36506 36507 36510
Is anyone here?
Anonymous
dgYBw
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No.36505
36509
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>>36504
Boop
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36506
36509
405.jpg
>>36504

Anonymous
kkPvC
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No.36507
36509
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>>36504

Anonymous
kkPvC
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No.36508
36513 36515
>>36481
I told you a long time ago. There's the holodeck, and you can always take them outside. The tower has all gravity on the outside. If you wanted, you could almost arrange a mini-maze in the strip-mall section to take them on walks and such, and that would only take up one floor.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36509
>>36507
>>36506
>>36505
Hello fellow faggots
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36510
36511 36512
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>>36504
[lurking pony noises]
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36511
36513
>>36510
Why lurk ehen you can shitpost?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36512
>>36510
Boop
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36513
>>36508
I didn't realize it was that sophisticated. I'll have her try that.
>>36511
Work 'n shit.
Also laziness.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36514
36516 36521
>>36503
>>36486
Do jibberniggers only come out at night, or could she coax them out by burning down their tree?
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36515
36517 36529
>>36508
Torc walks out of the inn after a nap and some food.
What he find?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36516
36521
>>36514
Regardless, Tracy sets the tree on fire just because.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36517
36518 36519
>>36515
dragon dildos
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36518
>>36517
always
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36519
36520
>>36517
The only place to find those is up Infernius' ass
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36520
36523
>>36519
thats a funny way to spell torculi
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36521
36522
>>36514
>>36516
Is this a way of taking out frustration for when Trumpaladin recommended she ask Slovenia for help building a nest, which offended her for some reason?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36522
36528
>>36521
Tracy's faggot is just feeling CE tonight.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36523
36524 36525
>>36520
That a strange way to spell trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.36524
36526
>>36523
Was user banned for this post? Check the ban list to find out!
\r
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36525
36528
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>>36523

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36526
36527
>>36524
I swear to Hitler if you fucking ban me
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36527
36529
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>>36526
Then you'll be unable to post
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36528
36532
>>36522
Well if you're looking to do evil things and have fun in the process I can think of a CR13 monster right now

>>36525
This
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36529
36530 36531
>>36527
>inb4 GM is ban
>>36515
A sprawling array of workshops. Gnomes wander about, some with clip-boards, others are wearing glasses. They mutter to themselves and to one another constantly without any spacing or punctuation. Still others have pencils behind their heads.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36530
36551
>>36529
I wasn't really expectng gnomes...
Torc begins to walk around, lookin for a shop that would suit his needs.
Do I have permision to continue with my stupid ass idea?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36531
>>36529
*heils hitler*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36532
36533
>>36528
>CR 13 monster
The unicorn? Wanna do it now?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36533
36534 36535
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>>36532
>Faggot is legit and honestly sad for killing this NPC
Uh... I don't know how Tracy reasons but it's already been a while since the pact was made. The Unicorn's master is out of town, and both Thez and Infernius are out of the tower, so if you're going to murder an NPC...
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36534
36536 36537 36539
>>36533
He is not her fucking master
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36535
36539
>>36533
>master
Stop making shit up.
>>36533
>he Unicorn's master is out of town, and both Thez and Infernius are out of the tower, so if you're going to murder an NPC…
He won't (meta) get cold feet will he? he'll actually do it?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36536
36537 36538 36539
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>>36534
>implying

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36537
36539
>>36536
>>36534
Unicorns don't have masters. They're worse than cats in that regard (at least cats sometimes pretend to be domesticated).
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36538
>>36536
>distant triggered frog noises
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36539
36540 36541
>>36534
well, Torcuil isn't the last guy to fuck her
>I still feel sorry for her

>>36536
Kek

>>36535
That's definitely the sort of thing that should have in-character dialogue

>>36537
I'll figure out how to break her
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36540
36541
>>36539
Pretty sure the coldfeet was in reference to GM letting Troll die
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36541
36542
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>>36539
>should have in-character dialogue
Okay then...
>'Flashy... Soon...'
>>36540
No, it was to see if Trump's faggot would get any dumb ideas.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36542
36543 36544
>>36541
>"Sweetie, a proper wedding takes time to plan"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36543
36545
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>>36542
>'The troll hunt, Flashy...'
*watches tree burn*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36544
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>>36542

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36545
36547
>>36543
*Trumpaladin sets down his glass*
>"............"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36546
Is GM kill?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36547
36548
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>>36545
>'Are you ready..? I'll be ready soon....'
>'You're sure you'll do this for me, Flashy..? I could manage it myself, but...'
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36548
36549
>>36547
>"But you want me to do it to prove that I love you and not her?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36549
36550
>>36548
>'You'll do it, right?'
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36550
36552
Trumpaladin realizes he should head back to the tower...

He calls Fae, and they speed off

>>36549
>"If you need me to"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36551
36556
>>36530
What are his needs exactly?

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36552
36553
>>36550
"I need you, Flashy...'
*plants pole in forest*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36553
36557
>>36552
Trumpaladin speeds back on Fae. Fae can certainly sense that he is uncomfortable, but recieves nothing more than an "I don't want to talk about it..."

>>36552
>"Are you sure she must die? Maybe she can pay you back in some way? Do something for you? Anything else?"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36554
>inb4 no trips
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36556
>>36551
Steamponk
this was not at all what I was originally planning
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36557
36558 36560
>>36553
>'Kill the troll, Flashy.'
Tracy leaves her nithing in its spot in the forest, and returns to the tower.
She takes her birds to another room, then returns to hers to fit her leather armor.
>'You have the Rope and those cuffs, right?'
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36558
36559
>>36557
Trumpadin arrives in the Tower. He dismisses Fae, apologizing to her for he is not sure what, and then goes to the shrine

>"I have both, Tracy. Please though, there is one thing I must do first"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36559
>>36558
>'What? is it?'
>'Send the kitty back to the stadium.'
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36560
36561
>>36557
>"I sent her back... I have to speak with my Master"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36561
36566
>>36560
>'....... so be it....'