Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
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>>36051Hella late desu, but there's no anime tonight so
>shrugs >>36050*grasps and humps leg*
"I'm not really much of a mare for grossly premeditated murder (I'm more of a spree killer), but I'll wait for a plan if it makes you feel better.."
>>36053"Well, I woke up this morning"
*sad'angry*
"Alone. So at least he didn't kill us in our sleep"
>>36056*Pets pony*
*shakes leg*
"That's better"
*slightly soothed schemer noises*
>>36057"me told you he a good guy."
>>36059"I don't know. He's
True Neutral. Good, I can understand. Evil, I sort of can understand. I understand the law, and sort of understand chaos. But
neutral?"
*shudders*
"The enemy, you know where they stand. I don't trust these neutral types"
>>36060He's taken a few liberties... In any event,
he clearly likes to have plans*shakes leg again*
>>36061Stahp >>36064"with enough friendship he can be brought around."
>>36065"Can he? I don't know. Maybe. And maybe he'll change his mind after the end of it"
Okay. Darkie's equipment was part of the bargain, but he hasn't been given them yet. He's still enjoying not being stuck in a body-cast, as well as the fruits of the food-synthesizer.
On the road to Krenshall, Torcuil comes across a disheveled old woman, stumbling along in the opposite direction, leaning on a gnarled stick.
DDLC - I ain't sayin' SHIT
>>36067Worst trade deal. Way to give away great lootCan we go speak to Darkie?
>>36067If you won't say shit, why did you mention it?"Good (evening/morning/afternoon?) Ma'am, is there anyway I could assist you?"
>>36068"Oh yes, hello friends!" He's nomming a phatty steak. "How can I be of assistence?"
>>36069His words startle her and she fumbles her cane, falling over. "Oooh!"
Cuz I want you to have the nightmares too >>36072Pulls out Vanderiem. Not in any way to make a threat, but more to present the sword and have Vanderiem in the open... to respond
"Hello. Can you tell us something about the previous parties that occupied this tower? You said before you knew Korak?"
>>36072"what you know about cardishore?"
>>36072Torc dismounts and goes to help the lady up
"Sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to startle you"
But what does it have to do with my failed spoiler and the subliminal comment? >>36074"Korak, yes. An ill tempered man. I never crossed blades with him, but he showed up shortly after I did, though he didn't have the presence of mind to hide, as I did. He didn't appreciate being blown up by the little-one's fire traps, which led to a huge "misunderstanding" that left several (including himself) in the infirmary."
>>36075"I know my previous associates were quite keen on robbing the place, but we hadn't finalized the logistics when we,... parted company."
>>36076I'll think about the boots...I know exactly why you want them>>36078*wobbles leg*
At least she's not humping
>>36079"By the little one, do you mean Lenos?"
"Do you mean to say the drow? How did you part company with them exactly?"
[1d20 = 12]>>36077The old woman lashes at Torcuil as he helps her to her feet. "Awwwr, ern't this one a noble feller?"
[1d20 = 17]
[1d6+7 = 8]
Her jagged nails draw lines of blood along Torcuil's arm, but more than that she immediately clamps down on his arm with unusual strength for her frail appearance.
"Yer softy types be the easiest!"
>>36082"A what? Perish the thought!"
>>36086>Only one>>36085"Who else was in your party?"
>>36085"no you a faggot like trump and me are."
>>36090>is sekrit thread nao>within rangeOf what? More for speed of striking.Idk when she got down. I forget she was on his back.
[1d20 = 12]
[1d6+2 = 5]
Torcuil, though effectively grappled manages to hit her squarely with a shot from his pistol.
"OOooh, fancy trick yer be havin'. Makes me want to eats ye's MORE!
>>36093*waits to see how pony responds to Infernius implying to Darkie that he and Trumpaladin are in a homosexual relationship*
>>36094"I got some real shit for you motherfucker, you been waiting a long time for this mothafucker...
MEGA FAGGOT"
A tricycle flies at the old hag
Torcuil, roll for initiative. This is important.
>>36088"Lets see, there was Thez, who of course you already know, and Korak, likewise. Also there was this brooding Orc fellow named Slag, as well as a right fool named Cecil; he,... had differences and,... was not well received. Also a small fellow named Lenos."
>>36089>like Trump and me are"I'm afraid you've lost me with that one. If you're looking to involve me in some sordid game you play, count me out."
>>36095".... Everyone here is a faggot. Myself included. Didn't that weird fox guy say something about it?"
>>36101>5 initiativeI'll start drafting my new character...
>>36097>>36097"Cecil? I haven't met him. Anything you can tell me about him?"
>>36098>Not participating in the Jokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0-VTPYXvfc >>36098"Tracy, that's not... I'm not... I didn't know you were I didn't want to know..."
*looking down*
A faggot is term used to refer to the person playing a character. Not the Character him or herself. None of the characters are faggots. Unless you mean Homosexuals. In that case, Thez probably is, and maybe Tracy - who knows
[2d20 = 17]>>36102Alright. The Hag (literally) stands upright, and when not hunched over a cane and otherwise disguising her stature, stands about 8' tall and is gaunt as fuck. She cackles maniacally. She attacks with Rake (both claws).
grumble grumble snek staff Another clawed hand strikes, but the other can't manage to get a good shot in.
Which is good cuz,... anyway. "Err, this one's got fight in 'im! Tasty that!"
[2d20 = 34]>>36106>mega faggot didn't do shitFug
Torc quickly throws his snek staff away from him
Roll 1 initiative for Mr. Snek, Roll 2 for grapple check.
>>36104"What was it that cat-thing had to say about faggots again? I was only half paying attention."
[1d20 = 8]>>36109Torcuil attempts to break the hag's grip, while throwing down the Snek staff-release.
>>36113>>36114"Johny Cash spoke about the riddle of the faggot. The idea of larger purpose behind every action. But that's not the essential point. The point is that yes, Darkie is a player. Did you not know that?"
>>36116"Space Coyote"
If you survive this, wrap up her head and cut-off her hands, pls.
>>36118Don't worry. This enemy can't be very strong if a 7 doesn't beat your AC
[1d6+7 = 8]Oh snap, Torcuil successfully breaks the hag's hold on him. (dice is damage from 2nd attack)
"Ahhhh, pretty one. Come, lets get CLOSER."
>>36120In a grapple check, its 1d20+str mod, rather than going off AC
>>36120Any enemy can kill you if you fuck up.
[1d8 = 1]
Thats the second 1 in a row.
Test dice
>>36123my whole party got killed by a dire bat before.
e_e
>still highly suspicious
[2d20 = 18]
So Snek is fully snek'd, the hag is within range, and its her move. Torcuil has taken 16 pts of damage so far, and she's attacking with both clawed hands.
[1d6+7 = 8]
[1d20 = 12]
She lands another hit, which immediately clamps down on him again, starting another grapple. She's done this before, he realizes.
[1d6+7 = 11]
Seriously? Another 1 for damage? Are all damage rolls gonna be 1's?
Nevermind, Torcuil needs to beat a,... 19 (after modifiers) to break the grapple (initially)
>>36135Newp, she's got him again. Torcuil's move, and he's at 1/2 hp.
>>36134yes i and gm are the same person.
>>36139Reeeeeee! That's my title!
>>36138You did say I could have your horse right?
>>36142You cannot have the horse.
It's BS that he could have two in the first place. >>36137Which makes Thez and Infernius' relationship weird,... but strangely it makes more sense. And less.
>>36138>TeleportOnly verbal components,... that works.
Torcuil <shwoooomp> is 20' way, out of the Hag's clutches.
Hrmmmhrmmmrhmmm Snek >>36142Also, she's not his to give.
[2d6+4 = 12][1d20+6 = 13]>>36139>>36140It was nice playing with you all
I regret asking for this, so so so much
Mr. Snek trys bite
>>36144I was gonna use Snek, hold your horses
>>36138Seriously, for the love of Kek, use the fucking Snek to grapple the hag.
>>36143She's such a beautiful mare though
>>36144That works? I've been wondering myself for a while now
>>36145I guess I'll try negotiating with her then
>>36148I'm Flash Sentry here damn it!
>>36150I think I know how to avoid being Torcuiled
>>36146>Bite 1d20+6 2d6+4Die rolls
>>36147See
>>36109>>36148In the arms of an angel...