Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>36050
*grasps and humps leg*
"I'm not really much of a mare for grossly premeditated murder (I'm more of a spree killer), but I'll wait for a plan if it makes you feel better.."
*grasps and humps leg*
"I'm not really much of a mare for grossly premeditated murder (I'm more of a spree killer), but I'll wait for a plan if it makes you feel better.."
>>36059
"I don't know. He's True Neutral. Good, I can understand. Evil, I sort of can understand. I understand the law, and sort of understand chaos. But neutral?"
*shudders*
"The enemy, you know where they stand. I don't trust these neutral types"
>>36060
He's taken a few liberties... In any event,
he clearly likes to have plans
*shakes leg again*
>>36061
Stahp
"I don't know. He's True Neutral. Good, I can understand. Evil, I sort of can understand. I understand the law, and sort of understand chaos. But neutral?"
*shudders*
"The enemy, you know where they stand. I don't trust these neutral types"
>>36060
He's taken a few liberties... In any event,
he clearly likes to have plans
*shakes leg again*
>>36061
Stahp
Okay. Darkie's equipment was part of the bargain, but he hasn't been given them yet. He's still enjoying not being stuck in a body-cast, as well as the fruits of the food-synthesizer.
On the road to Krenshall, Torcuil comes across a disheveled old woman, stumbling along in the opposite direction, leaning on a gnarled stick.
DDLC - I ain't sayin' SHIT
On the road to Krenshall, Torcuil comes across a disheveled old woman, stumbling along in the opposite direction, leaning on a gnarled stick.
DDLC - I ain't sayin' SHIT
>>36067
If you won't say shit, why did you mention it?
"Good (evening/morning/afternoon?) Ma'am, is there anyway I could assist you?"
If you won't say shit, why did you mention it?
"Good (evening/morning/afternoon?) Ma'am, is there anyway I could assist you?"
>>36068
>trade deal
It was his stuff in the first place. It was stolen from him.
Stop it with this Thief-mentality. That's my job.
>trade deal
It was his stuff in the first place. It was stolen from him.
Stop it with this Thief-mentality. That's my job.
>>36072
Pulls out Vanderiem. Not in any way to make a threat, but more to present the sword and have Vanderiem in the open... to respond
"Hello. Can you tell us something about the previous parties that occupied this tower? You said before you knew Korak?"
Pulls out Vanderiem. Not in any way to make a threat, but more to present the sword and have Vanderiem in the open... to respond
"Hello. Can you tell us something about the previous parties that occupied this tower? You said before you knew Korak?"
>>36072
Torc dismounts and goes to help the lady up
"Sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to startle you"
But what does it have to do with my failed spoiler and the subliminal comment?
Torc dismounts and goes to help the lady up
"Sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to startle you"
But what does it have to do with my failed spoiler and the subliminal comment?
>>36074
"Korak, yes. An ill tempered man. I never crossed blades with him, but he showed up shortly after I did, though he didn't have the presence of mind to hide, as I did. He didn't appreciate being blown up by the little-one's fire traps, which led to a huge "misunderstanding" that left several (including himself) in the infirmary."
>>36075
"I know my previous associates were quite keen on robbing the place, but we hadn't finalized the logistics when we,... parted company."
"Korak, yes. An ill tempered man. I never crossed blades with him, but he showed up shortly after I did, though he didn't have the presence of mind to hide, as I did. He didn't appreciate being blown up by the little-one's fire traps, which led to a huge "misunderstanding" that left several (including himself) in the infirmary."
>>36075
"I know my previous associates were quite keen on robbing the place, but we hadn't finalized the logistics when we,... parted company."
>>36079
"By the little one, do you mean Lenos?"
"Do you mean to say the drow? How did you part company with them exactly?"
"By the little one, do you mean Lenos?"
"Do you mean to say the drow? How did you part company with them exactly?"
[1d20 = 12]
>>36077
The old woman lashes at Torcuil as he helps her to her feet. "Awwwr, ern't this one a noble feller?"
>>36077
The old woman lashes at Torcuil as he helps her to her feet. "Awwwr, ern't this one a noble feller?"
[1d20 = 17]
[1d6+7 = 8]
Her jagged nails draw lines of blood along Torcuil's arm, but more than that she immediately clamps down on his arm with unusual strength for her frail appearance.
"Yer softy types be the easiest!"
[1d6+7 = 8]
Her jagged nails draw lines of blood along Torcuil's arm, but more than that she immediately clamps down on his arm with unusual strength for her frail appearance.
"Yer softy types be the easiest!"
[1d20 = 19]
>>36083
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f49ELvryhao
"What the hell?"
>>36084
"Ah fuck you"
Rolling for pistol shot
>>36083
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f49ELvryhao
"What the hell?"
>>36084
"Ah fuck you"
Rolling for pistol shot
>>36080
For Sneak Attacks, obviously. They were made for a rogue with the Ex Ability.
Just use the Helm of flash step. The bootz only work within 30 feet where there's enemies/allies are standing anyway.
>not humping
*humps softly*
For Sneak Attacks, obviously. They were made for a rogue with the Ex Ability.
Just use the Helm of flash step. The bootz only work within 30 feet where there's enemies/allies are standing anyway.
>not humping
*humps softly*
>>36090
>is sekrit thread nao
>within range
Of what? More for speed of striking.
Idk when she got down. I forget she was on his back.
>is sekrit thread nao
>within range
Of what? More for speed of striking.
Idk when she got down. I forget she was on his back.
[1d20 = 12]
[1d6+2 = 5]
Torcuil, though effectively grappled manages to hit her squarely with a shot from his pistol.
"OOooh, fancy trick yer be havin'. Makes me want to eats ye's MORE!
[1d6+2 = 5]
Torcuil, though effectively grappled manages to hit her squarely with a shot from his pistol.
"OOooh, fancy trick yer be havin'. Makes me want to eats ye's MORE!
>>36093
*waits to see how pony responds to Infernius implying to Darkie that he and Trumpaladin are in a homosexual relationship*
*waits to see how pony responds to Infernius implying to Darkie that he and Trumpaladin are in a homosexual relationship*
>>36094
"I got some real shit for you motherfucker, you been waiting a long time for this mothafucker...
MEGA FAGGOT"
A tricycle flies at the old hag
"I got some real shit for you motherfucker, you been waiting a long time for this mothafucker...
MEGA FAGGOT"
A tricycle flies at the old hag
Torcuil, roll for initiative. This is important.
>>36088
"Lets see, there was Thez, who of course you already know, and Korak, likewise. Also there was this brooding Orc fellow named Slag, as well as a right fool named Cecil; he,... had differences and,... was not well received. Also a small fellow named Lenos."
>>36089
>like Trump and me are
"I'm afraid you've lost me with that one. If you're looking to involve me in some sordid game you play, count me out."
>>36088
"Lets see, there was Thez, who of course you already know, and Korak, likewise. Also there was this brooding Orc fellow named Slag, as well as a right fool named Cecil; he,... had differences and,... was not well received. Also a small fellow named Lenos."
>>36089
>like Trump and me are
"I'm afraid you've lost me with that one. If you're looking to involve me in some sordid game you play, count me out."
>>36095
".... Everyone here is a faggot. Myself included. Didn't that weird fox guy say something about it?"
".... Everyone here is a faggot. Myself included. Didn't that weird fox guy say something about it?"
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>>36097
>>36097
"Cecil? I haven't met him. Anything you can tell me about him?"
>>36098
>Not participating in the Joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0-VTPYXvfc
>>36097
"Cecil? I haven't met him. Anything you can tell me about him?"
>>36098
>Not participating in the Joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0-VTPYXvfc
>>36098
"Tracy, that's not... I'm not... I didn't know you were I didn't want to know..."
*looking down*
"Tracy, that's not... I'm not... I didn't know you were I didn't want to know..."
*looking down*
A faggot is term used to refer to the person playing a character. Not the Character him or herself. None of the characters are faggots. Unless you mean Homosexuals. In that case, Thez probably is, and maybe Tracy - who knows
[2d20 = 17]
>>36102
Alright. The Hag (literally) stands upright, and when not hunched over a cane and otherwise disguising her stature, stands about 8' tall and is gaunt as fuck. She cackles maniacally. She attacks with Rake (both claws).
grumble grumble snek staff
>>36102
Alright. The Hag (literally) stands upright, and when not hunched over a cane and otherwise disguising her stature, stands about 8' tall and is gaunt as fuck. She cackles maniacally. She attacks with Rake (both claws).
grumble grumble snek staff
Another clawed hand strikes, but the other can't manage to get a good shot in.
Which is good cuz,... anyway. "Err, this one's got fight in 'im! Tasty that!"
Which is good cuz,... anyway. "Err, this one's got fight in 'im! Tasty that!"
[2d20 = 34]
>>36106
>mega faggot didn't do shit
Fug
Torc quickly throws his snek staff away from him
Roll 1 initiative for Mr. Snek, Roll 2 for grapple check.
>>36106
>mega faggot didn't do shit
Fug
Torc quickly throws his snek staff away from him
Roll 1 initiative for Mr. Snek, Roll 2 for grapple check.
>>36104
"What was it that cat-thing had to say about faggots again? I was only half paying attention."
"What was it that cat-thing had to say about faggots again? I was only half paying attention."
[1d20 = 8]
>>36109
Torcuil attempts to break the hag's grip, while throwing down the Snek staff-release.
>>36109
Torcuil attempts to break the hag's grip, while throwing down the Snek staff-release.
[1d6+7 = 8]
Oh snap, Torcuil successfully breaks the hag's hold on him. (dice is damage from 2nd attack)
"Ahhhh, pretty one. Come, lets get CLOSER."
>>36120
In a grapple check, its 1d20+str mod, rather than going off AC
Oh snap, Torcuil successfully breaks the hag's hold on him. (dice is damage from 2nd attack)
"Ahhhh, pretty one. Come, lets get CLOSER."
>>36120
In a grapple check, its 1d20+str mod, rather than going off AC
e_e
>still highly suspicious
>still highly suspicious
[2d20 = 18]
So Snek is fully snek'd, the hag is within range, and its her move. Torcuil has taken 16 pts of damage so far, and she's attacking with both clawed hands.
So Snek is fully snek'd, the hag is within range, and its her move. Torcuil has taken 16 pts of damage so far, and she's attacking with both clawed hands.
[1d6+7 = 8]
[1d20 = 12]
She lands another hit, which immediately clamps down on him again, starting another grapple. She's done this before, he realizes.
[1d20 = 12]
She lands another hit, which immediately clamps down on him again, starting another grapple. She's done this before, he realizes.
[1d6+7 = 11]
Seriously? Another 1 for damage? Are all damage rolls gonna be 1's?
Seriously? Another 1 for damage? Are all damage rolls gonna be 1's?
Nevermind, Torcuil needs to beat a,... 19 (after modifiers) to break the grapple (initially)
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