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Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33360
So stuff happened, and the party is in a pickle. The resolution of that Rick yes, that was deliberate has yet to be depicted. Its coming soon tho. In the meantime, the thread got super-extra-moldy (breaking the previous bread record) necessitating a new bread. I guess that's what ppl bitch about "generals" for. Oh well. In any case,... let the,... bantz continue, cuz I'm a ways away from actual combat or death-threats (except from one another,... players are welcome to kill eachother).
969 replies and 84 files omitted.
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33984
33985
>>33982
>is a coyote
"I should have known you were a coyote!"
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33985
33986
>>33984
"I'm not always a coyote, but amongst earth-based archetypes and cosmologies, that of the native american is one of my favorites," he says with a wink. "Any other questions?"
eskaF
?
No.33986
33987
>>33985
"Yes. Can you sing 'I Walk the Line'?"
\r
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33987
33989
>>33986
"Please forgive me if I mistake a few of the words," he says with a smile.
He begins to sing, as he wanders off, in a direction that seems to defy spacial physics, his voice echoing as he goes.
https://youtu.be/jcF-1AoDO18
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33988
33990
The party however, is still seated in some strange space-universe-domain that doesn't have any apparent limit or room, or architecture.

Good night!

I'm kidding, with a similar <CRACK> everyone arrives back in the Tower, in the stable of all places
Troll> "Banana?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33989
33991
>>33987
Kek
See the Simpsons clip where basically the same thing happens
https://youtu.be/H3CyMWS7YXA
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33990
>>33988
"You know Trollestia, I actually have a 'banana' I've been meaning to give you"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33991
33992
>>33989
Classic episode, but totally different messages. I get the Johnny Cash reference now tho.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33992
33993 34005
image.png
>>33991
Huzzah!

Is trollestia willing to receive as well as give?
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33993
33994 34011
>>33992
T> "That depends, are you willing to love on them giant baby chicks over there, even if you don't get the point of them, just cuz Tracy likes them?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33994
33995
>>33993
"Um... Okay... I still want one to become basically Sam Eagle though"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33995
33996 34011
>>33994
"Its not an unreasonable request," she smiles, flipping her tail.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33996
33997 33998 34005
>>33995
Huzzah! She let me smash?
eskaF
?
No.33997
33999 34005
[1d20 = 18]
>>33996
>as if a mare flipping her tail up were somehow ambiguous
Grab her by the pussy
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33998
>>33996
Thez yawns and starts draggin Infernius from the room. "What did I say about asking permission?" As she fully exits the room she calls from beyond, "You can have the girdle back in the morning,... I'll wash it before giving it back, don't worry."
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33999
34001
>>33997
"That's the spirit!"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34000
34001
>rape... ish
eskaF
?
No.34001
34003 34005 34006
>>33999
>>34000
Kek! Hell yes. Who ended up on top?

>cums inside horse
\r
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.34002
34003 34005
Trumpaladin rides out from the stables and away from the tower. He goes on the back of the beautiful, if never tamed Celestial Charger, if she'll take him. He goes on Fae if not, whom he meets regardless at the city gate
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34003
34004 34005
>>34001
>who's on top
Uhm, not sure it works that way with a hooman
>>34002
Troll prefers the stables, Fae would be best
eskaF
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No.34004
34005 34007
>>34003
He stayed behind her then.
*Happy Paladin Noises*

After finishing in Trollestia, he is filled with a new happiness, smiles and says to her
"I appreciate your friendliness. I am expecting to be married soon, and so I don't expect to be able to waifu thieve for much longer. If Torcuil claims what happened was against an agreement, tell him he shot me, and that stunt he pulled let H get away, so he can consider us even. And Tracy... You should talk to her. I never understood why she's so cold to you. But if she saw how much you help with the birds, and how you really care for them, she really ought to be nicer. You really do have a way with animals. I wonder if she was jealous of you at first. Poor girl. Maybe all she wanted was to be ridden"
Smiles again at Trollestia and leaves after she has a chance to make a response

Calls Fae. To Fae:
"Well, you saw what I did in the court city. The architecture is unimpressive, we'll have to rebuild from the ground up. Now we need to prepare our army. Let's go"
Rides Fae to the monestary
\r
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34005
34006 34008
>>33992
>>33996
>>33997
>>34001
>>34002
>>34003
>>34004
Wtf did you do while I was passed out?!
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34006
34063
>>34001
>Log on
>first thing I see
>>34005
Killed a part of Torcuil's soul
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34007
>>34004
*considers brutally raping Slovenia*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34008
34010 34063
corrupted.png
>>34005
I mean, wtf? She's going to return to the stables to feed her birds momentarily and wonder 'why do you smell like my husbands semen?'
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34009
34010
356371__safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_crate_grayscale_grindstone_knife_monochrome_solo.jpeg
*keens edges*
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34010
>>34008
>>34009
poor tracy.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34011
34012
3edgy8me.JPG
>>33993
>>33995
Goddammit, Troll..!
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34012
34013
>>34011
*pets pony*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34013
34014
pissed.jpg
>>34012
"Don't touch me!"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34014
34015
>>34013
"me just trying to help you feel better something similar happend between him and thez so me know what you going through."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34015
34016
yep.jpg
>>34014
"Wait.. WHAT HAPPENED?!"
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34016
34017
>>34015
"stuff that made me want to kill myself from the pain of it."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34017
34018
intredasting.jpg
>>34016
"....................................... Oh.........!"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34018
34019
>>34017
*tears up*
"y-yea but m-me have gotten over i-it."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34019
34020 34022
grr.jpg
>>34018
"......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... hmmm..........."
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34020
34021
>>34019
"the emotions you feel now will lessen over time little pony, but not even i can fix a broken heart."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34021
34023
oddly chucky-esque.jpg
>>34020
"................................................... I'm fine....!"
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34022
34024
It's a good thing I don't want Torc to have a waifu....
>>34019
"You like revenge?"
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34023
34025
>>34021
"me know that a lie tracy, let out your feelings it not good to keep them inside. me wont judge you."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34024
34026
chyeah.jpg
>>34022
*ears perk*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34025
34029
relatively.jpg
>>34023
"............ No, really, I'm fine......"
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34026
34028 34042
>>34024
"Knew that would get you intrested. Well we have multiple options, Including polymorph so do you have anything that intrests you?"
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34028
34032
>>34026
"You might try something less direct-affect, Paladins have magic resistance," Thez says, sitting upside-down on the ceiling.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34029
34030
>>34025
"do you swear on you're foal that's true?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34030
34031
>>34029
"......................"
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34031
>>34030
"thats what i thought."
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34032
34033
>>34027
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I'll see what I can do to help
>>34028
"I never said the polymorph would be on Trump"
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34033
34034
>>34032
"Who then?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34034
34035 34036 34037
>>34033
"We'll put it this way.
Imagine that beutiful sleek white unicorn named Solvania was suddenly either fat... way more muscular than you...
Or...
worse"
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34035
34037 34039
>>34034
I mean "more muscular than Trump"
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34036
34038
>>34034
"Oh that poor girl,... collateral damage,...."
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34037
34038
>>34034
>>34035
>inb4 banned

Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34038
>>34036
"I never said it would be perminate"
>>34037
Hi
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34039
34040 34041
>>34035
"You could always make her a stallion, then she could keep working on war machines,...."
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34040
34041
>>34039
"Oh, thats what I meant by worse..."
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34041
34043
>>34040
>>34039
>perma Stallion.
stxqm
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No.34042
34043
[1d20+17 = 30]
>>34026
Rolling to Move Silently
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34043
34044 34046
>>34041
"Oh, the worse part isn't his white mare turning stallion."
Torc then opens a pocket of his robe revealing two vials
"Its that he didn't bother to steal all three of these"
>>34042
"How do you feel about kidnaping someone for us Tracy?"
This is what Trump gets for chetting on Tracy
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34044
34045
>>34043
"What do those do?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34045
34047
>>34044
"I guess you weren't there at the time.
Remember when I said Trump took one of my charm potions?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34046
34048
>>34043
Don't do anything to Tracy's friend.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34047
34048
>>34045
"So,... they make you like people?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34048
34051
>>34046
Wait what? Fine, I'll do it to Troll instead.
>>34047
"More or less"
Torc waits for Thez to put the 2 and 2 together.
"Actually, I think it would be better to do to Troll."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34049
34050
Detect Good
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34050
34058
>>34049
As in, find good auras in the Tower.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34051
34052 34054
>>34048
"I don't get it. You want to make people like eachother?"
Troll> "You know, I'm in the room,...."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34052
>>34051
There it is....
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34053
*vanishes*
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34054
>>34051
"This is the perfect trolling opertunity, now hush."
Torc then turns back to Thez
"Okay, I'll explain this really simple because you don't understand.
Transform on of the unicorns into a stallion, then use the charm potion on them.
Now do you get it?"
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34055
34056
I'm back!
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34056
34060
>>34055
Where though? You left for the monastery.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34057
34133
Hey, you said Tracy's claws don't have Contagion, but did they have the Energy Drain I asked for?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34058
34059
>>34050
you detect me and torc.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34059
34061 34062
>>34058
Torc doesn't have an Aura. Infernius, Troll, and Trump do though.
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34060
>>34056
Yes indeed. Trumpaladin goes to the mill to retrieve the two siege engines, as well as the master carpenter.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34061
>>34059
yea but you still show up to detect good.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34062
>>34059
Troll's is so overwhelming (Outsider 15 HD and 7 levels in Cleric) that she leaves a lingering aura wherever she goes.
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34063
34064 34065 34066
image.png
>>34006
>>34008
I really didn't think people cared this much...
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34064
>>34063
don't lie!
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34065
34068
>>34063
>not thinking your waifu would get pissed at you knocking up the trolly unicorn
stxqm
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No.34066
34067
Hide check.
>>34063
Shut up, you degenerate sleazeball! All blood spilled shall be on your hands.
stxqm
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No.34067
[1d20+19 = 29]
>>34066

Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34068
34069 34070 34071 34074
>>34065
I didn't think she'd find out!

>knocked up
Don't give GM ideas!
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34069
34072 34073
>>34068
Like I hadn't thought of it already,....
>>34068
Ah, you forgot that she has scent-sense
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34070
>>34068
>IMPLYING ON BOTH ACCOUNTS
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34071
>>34068
TO LATE THE IDEAS HAVE BEEN SPILLED
Fuck my revenge, this is gonna be good
>grabs popcorn
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.34072
34077
>>34069
I thought maybe she'd smell it on him, but not on Trollestia...
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34073
34077
>>34069
"so thez you never answered me question..."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34074
34078 34133
Btw, can Contagion be cast on non-creatures? If I use a beaker of blood or whatever, can I craft a potion of Contagion that could be applied as a blade oil? I want AIDS-kunai.
>>34068
>Implying it's okay if she doesn't find out
That's not very Paladin-like, Anon. The Code prohibits "cheating".
She's a fucking yandere stalker, with the ability to distinguish players by smell AND lingering aura aura in their cases. She would've walked into the stables, sensed the aura and smell all over her fucking plot, and then stepped out devastated.
I wasn't joking when I said she was constantly making Track checks on him as her default.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34075
34076
I g2g for a bit to do some work, and also figure out what to make of this scenario...
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34076
>>34075
remember infernuis tried to help you.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34077
34084
>>34072
Females have an extra olfactory sensor over males, so they can smell shit that males will miss, particularly to do with pheramones and endocrines. Tl;dr That's what you get for thinkin. ^_~
>>34073
Thez jumps up and flips down to the ground. "Which question? Sorry, my mind is still reeling, trying to work out what that weird guy in space was saying."
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.34078
34079 34080
>>34074
But they aren't married yet... There's no adultery. I don't know how much she cares...
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34079
34082 34083 34108
>>34078
>don't know how much she cares
Wut? Like for real?
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34080
34081 34082
>>34078
>implying because they aren't married its okay, even though they have a child
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34081
>>34080
this thats nigger tier.

Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.34082
34085 34108
>>34079
Yes, it was never clarified. It's not like him doing anything with Trollestia makes him less likely to be loving husbando

>>34080
The child was an accident! It was unintentional

Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34083
>>34079
Torc decides to get out of there before everyone explodes in anger...
He decides to see if any events are happening in town
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34084
34086 34087
>>34077
*looses composure for a second.*
"o-oh u-um re-remember?"