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>>33982>is a coyote"I should have known you were a coyote!"
>>33984"I'm not always a coyote, but amongst earth-based archetypes and cosmologies, that of the native american is one of my favorites," he says with a wink. "Any other questions?"
>>33985"Yes. Can you sing 'I Walk the Line'?"
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>>33986"Please forgive me if I mistake a few of the words," he says with a smile.
He begins to sing, as he wanders off, in a direction that seems to defy spacial physics, his voice echoing as he goes.
https://youtu.be/jcF-1AoDO18 The party however, is still seated in some strange space-universe-domain that doesn't have any apparent limit or room, or architecture.
Good night!
I'm kidding, with a similar <CRACK> everyone arrives back in the Tower, in the stable of all places
Troll> "Banana?"
>>33987Kek
See the Simpsons clip where basically the same thing happens
https://youtu.be/H3CyMWS7YXA >>33988"You know Trollestia, I actually have a 'banana' I've been meaning to give you"
>>33989Classic episode, but totally different messages. I get the Johnny Cash reference now tho.
>>33991Huzzah!
Is trollestia willing to receive as well as give?
>>33992T> "That depends, are you willing to love on them giant baby chicks over there, even if you don't get the point of them, just cuz Tracy likes them?"
>>33993"Um... Okay... I still want one to become basically Sam Eagle though"
>>33994"Its not an unreasonable request," she smiles, flipping her tail.
>>33995Huzzah! She let me smash?
>>33996Thez yawns and starts draggin Infernius from the room. "What did I say about asking permission?" As she fully exits the room she calls from beyond, "You can have the girdle back in the morning,... I'll wash it before giving it back, don't worry."
>>33999>>34000Kek! Hell yes. Who ended up on top?
>cums inside horse\r
Trumpaladin rides out from the stables and away from the tower. He goes on the back of the beautiful, if never tamed Celestial Charger, if she'll take him. He goes on Fae if not, whom he meets regardless at the city gate
>>34001>who's on topUhm, not sure it works that way with a hooman
>>34002Troll prefers the stables, Fae would be best
>>34003He stayed behind her then.
*Happy Paladin Noises*
After finishing in Trollestia, he is filled with a new happiness, smiles and says to her
"I appreciate your friendliness. I am expecting to be married soon, and so I don't expect to be able to waifu thieve for much longer. If Torcuil claims what happened was against an agreement, tell him he shot me, and that stunt he pulled let H get away, so he can consider us even. And Tracy... You should talk to her. I never understood why she's so cold to you. But if she saw how much you help with the birds, and how you really care for them, she really ought to be nicer. You really do have a way with animals. I wonder if she was jealous of you at first. Poor girl. Maybe all she wanted was to be ridden"
Smiles again at Trollestia and leaves after she has a chance to make a response
Calls Fae. To Fae:
"Well, you saw what I did in the court city. The architecture is unimpressive, we'll have to rebuild from the ground up. Now we need to prepare our army. Let's go"
Rides Fae to the monestary
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>>34001>Log on>first thing I see>>34005Killed a part of Torcuil's soul
>>34004*considers brutally raping Slovenia*
>>34005I mean, wtf? She's going to return to the stables to feed her birds momentarily and wonder 'why do you smell like my husbands semen?'
>>34013"me just trying to help you feel better something similar happend between him and thez so me know what you going through."
>>34015"stuff that made me want to kill myself from the pain of it."
>>34016"....................................... Oh.........!"
>>34017*tears up*
"y-yea but m-me have gotten over i-it."
>>34018"......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... hmmm..........."
>>34019"the emotions you feel now will lessen over time little pony, but not even i can fix a broken heart."
>>34020"................................................... I'm fine....!"
It's a good thing I don't want Torc to have a waifu....
>>34019"You like revenge?"
>>34021"me know that a lie tracy, let out your feelings it not good to keep them inside. me wont judge you."
>>34023"............ No, really, I'm fine......"
>>34024"Knew that would get you intrested. Well we have multiple options,
Including polymorph so do you have anything that intrests you?"
>>34026"You might try something less direct-affect, Paladins have magic resistance," Thez says, sitting upside-down on the ceiling.
>>34025"do you swear on you're foal that's true?"
>>34027Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I'll see what I can do to help>>34028"I never said the polymorph would be on Trump"
>>34033"We'll put it this way.
Imagine that beutiful sleek white unicorn named Solvania was suddenly either fat... way more muscular than you...
Or...
worse"
>>34034I mean "more muscular than Trump"
>>34034"Oh that poor girl,... collateral damage,...."
>>34036"I never said it would be perminate"
>>34037Hi
>>34035"You could always make her a stallion, then she could keep working on war machines,...."
>>34039"Oh, thats what I meant by worse..."
>>34041"Oh, the worse part isn't his white mare turning stallion."
Torc then opens a pocket of his robe revealing two vials
"Its that he didn't bother to steal all three of these"
>>34042"How do you feel about kidnaping someone for us Tracy?"
This is what Trump gets for chetting on Tracy >>34044"I guess you weren't there at the time.
Remember when I said Trump took one of my charm potions?"
>>34045"So,... they make you like people?"
>>34046Wait what? Fine, I'll do it to Troll instead.
>>34047"More or less"
Torc waits for Thez to put the 2 and 2 together.
"Actually, I think it would be better to do to Troll."
>>34049As in, find good auras in the Tower.
>>34048"I don't get it. You want to make people like eachother?"
Troll> "You know, I'm in the room,...."
>>34051"This is the perfect trolling opertunity, now hush."
Torc then turns back to Thez
"Okay, I'll explain this really simple because you don't understand.
Transform on of the unicorns into a stallion, then use the charm potion on them.
Now do you get it?"
>>34055Where though? You left for the monastery.
Hey, you said Tracy's claws don't have Contagion, but did they have the Energy Drain I asked for?
>>34058Torc doesn't have an Aura. Infernius, Troll, and Trump do though.
>>34056Yes indeed. Trumpaladin goes to the mill to retrieve the two siege engines, as well as the master carpenter.
>>34059yea but you still show up to detect good.
>>34059Troll's is so overwhelming (Outsider 15 HD and 7 levels in Cleric) that she leaves a lingering aura wherever she goes.
>>34006>>34008I really didn't think people cared this much...
Hide check.
>>34063Shut up, you degenerate sleazeball! All blood spilled shall be on your hands.
>>34065I didn't think she'd find out!
>knocked upDon't give GM ideas!
>>34068Like I hadn't thought of it already,....
>>34068Ah, you forgot that she has scent-sense
>>34068TO LATE THE IDEAS HAVE BEEN SPILLED
Fuck my revenge, this is gonna be good
>grabs popcorn >>34069I thought maybe she'd smell it on him, but not on Trollestia...
>>34069"so thez you never answered me question..."
Btw, can Contagion be cast on non-creatures? If I use a beaker of blood or whatever, can I craft a potion of Contagion that could be applied as a blade oil? I want AIDS-kunai.
>>34068>Implying it's okay if she doesn't find outThat's not very Paladin-like, Anon. The Code prohibits "cheating".
She's a fucking yandere stalker, with the ability to distinguish players by smell AND lingering aura aura in their cases. She would've walked into the stables, sensed the aura and smell all over her fucking plot, and then stepped out devastated.
I wasn't joking when I said she was constantly making Track checks on him as her default.
I g2g for a bit to do some work, and also figure out what to make of this scenario...
>>34075remember infernuis tried to help you.
>>34072Females have an extra olfactory sensor over males, so they can smell shit that males will miss, particularly to do with pheramones and endocrines. Tl;dr That's what you get for thinkin. ^_~
>>34073Thez jumps up and flips down to the ground. "Which question? Sorry, my mind is still reeling, trying to work out what that weird guy in space was saying."
>>34074But they aren't married yet... There's no adultery. I don't know how much she cares...
>>34079Yes, it was never clarified. It's not like him doing anything with Trollestia makes him less likely to be loving husbando
>>34080The child was an accident! It was unintentional
>>34079Torc decides to get out of there before everyone explodes in anger...
He decides to see if any events are happening in town
>>34077*looses composure for a second.*
"o-oh u-um re-remember?"