So stuff happened, and the party is in a pickle. The resolution of that Rick yes, that was deliberate has yet to be depicted. Its coming soon tho. In the meantime, the thread got super-extra-moldy (breaking the previous bread record) necessitating a new bread. I guess that's what ppl bitch about "generals" for. Oh well. In any case,... let the,... bantz continue, cuz I'm a ways away from actual combat or death-threats (except from one another,... players are welcome to kill eachother).
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>>33464The Drow have probably already spent all of our money..
>>33467We can just repossess all of their assets though.
Okay, let me make sure I have this right. I need to:
- Orange-text the escape from Court City
- Prepare/determine what's going to happen with Darkie (but not yet, let him stew)
- Get ahold of death for Torcuil cuz,....
Am I missing anything?
>>33469How long does Tracy get to play with Tiny Trump?
>>33469Well fuck, if you guys don't like the idea of Death I'll not it.
Is there a theme that gives me orange text or do I need to do that code thing?
>>33470IDK, that was just a warning that if he keeps banning I'll have to get creative. Not that my creativity is
that much of a hurdle/threat, given that he's a mod and all, but I
am creative enough to make it embarrassing
>inb4 ban >>33471I want pinktext, like on /pone/.
>>33471Options
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[Read more] >>33471Death isn't a bad idea, I was just surprised that you'd be willing to cut your leg off for Death's help in an interrogation that doesn't require either death or leg-cutting-off. You're welcome to proceed.
>>33471Orange colored text is now an option in the options menu on the top right. It replaces greentext
>>33473We can do that. As a replacement for greentext or as
text in posts?
>>33474Or you can do it the hard way...
>>33472reeeee >>33476Praise Pupper and Anon in Orange-text thread, I just camped on their posts
>>33477Wait, can we chnage the colors of text using the [] format?
We orange text now!>>33480If it's colored like that sure
>>33479I asked pupper...
>>33481Wait, how do we change text color?
>>33477I meant the text that starts with a "<3".
>>33482I mean, without using ">"
Source posts:
https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3811https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3812https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3814>>33477Cuz copy-paste is the "hard way"?
>reeeeeWhat do you want from me? IMO
not 'desu' so yo know I'm serious banning anons is the one thing I
won't abide. Deleted posts can be re-posted, screen-capped, or w/e but bans only cause entropy and salt.
>>33431Pic related
>>33483Uh... I don't know how that text feature works...
>>33485>entropy and saltSo does shooting a player character who has done absolutely nothing against the person in question while faggot is waiting for a new thread and walking
>>33487It was a bantz shot. Meme-tier.
>>33486>mfw ctrl-o is another macroTesting>>33487I agree it was bantz, but you make a compelling argument
[o ] [/o ] Orange confirmed
>>33488Then so is a five minute ban for "oh well fuck you too." If it were a real ban, it would be three days like the one I gave that barneyfag hours ago
>>33489>>33490Huzzah!
>>33488I honestly wasn't expecting a 20
>>33489Hey, he kinda deserved it for >raping Tracy infront of Torc>>33491Yeah but 15 minutes was hell
Does ctrl+g mean green color?
>>33491So wait, Nigel-ban confirmed?
>>33492You niggers don't understand how the dice
really work
I'm gonna love this >>33492NO! Attack Tracy if you're angry at her stealing your chopsticks or being loud in sex. I did nothing wrong
>>33493woahtest >>33495No, it was a random brit picked up from /mlp/ or /qa/ or /trash/ or somewhere who was trolling the people in the anon filly thread
>>33496>I did nothing wrongYou initiated secks, in the middle of a dungeon.
Not that Tracy was bothered by it.
>>33497Do you have a preferred shade of pink for text color?
>>33499How the fuck is that punishable by being shot????
[20d1 = 20]>>33497But do you have an orange tree? Cause I do.>ITT faggots are amazed by site features while fighting about a fictional shooting>>33496Well GM said we could kill eachother....
>>33495Is this how dice
really work?
>>33500It's not. But again, it was meme-tier.
He could've been revived 5 minutes later, because reasons.
Test
>>33502WELL GOOD, BECAUSE TORCUIL WAS REVIVED FIVE MINUTES LATER
>>33501He
did say we could kill each other.
>>33501>tfw was gonna get spoopy>got shit-posted at instead>>33506Yeah, orange is the new bold/italics
OOOh! Can't wait for the first (legit)
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
[69d420 = 13067]>>33508>>33507Rolling 69d420 because memez
RIP black hole at the center of the Milky Way
>>33509We'd have to change the ban message color, or add a new feature for orange ban text
>>33511No worries, I called it first; that's all I was after. ^_^
(USER WAS AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Alright you loveable faggots, I have to crash so I can get up early to call in sick to work. Try not to drive each-other off in the meantime? You already scared off Ebin,.... Xp
>>33514G'night.
I got shit to do tomorrow so I think I'm leaving to
P.S. No Trumps were harmed during the shooting in the head.
He's still chibi though
>>33519I didn't say Trump wasn't shot in the head, I said he wasn't
harmed by it. It still hurt like a bitch.
testing >>33525No. Fuck that and fuck torcuil
>>33531Lol no
*Holds on the air and giggles hysterically*
[3d20 = 28]>>33533Charge, and Pounce faggot
Bite, Claw, and Claw
>>33533Nice Pali
*Brutal nuzzling intensifies*
>>33534>regrets not buffing kitty with bull's strengthShe's got a +18 on that first attack, and I think +13 on all of the remainder. He has almost no armor, so an AC of like 15. I think that means every strike hits
[2d6+5 = 11][2d6+5 = 12][2d6+10 = 14]>>33534>>33536Damage should be 2d6 +4 plus strength for bite and 2d6 +2 plus half strength for each claw
>>33536Stats don't matter. We all know Torc is squishy.
*Curls into fluffball around Tiny Trump*
>>33537>Does 37 damage in a single round>Torcuil has what - 48 HP?That's a very good kitty
>>33538Stats make it a hell of a lot more fun though. Also, Fae has been underated
>>33540You're a pony now. You're bigger, but not by a giant margin
>>33541*Turns into full-sized hoers*
*Nuzzles*
>>33542Should Torcuil be finished off or left bleeding? No way in hell he'd succeed in a concentration check for spell casting that round
>>33543GM isn't here, so best to assume it's left at "Torc got bitten and clawed really badly", for now.
[1d20 = 9]>>33543You better hope bitch
Rolling for concentration
[1d20 = 12]>>33546Thx m8
Snek grapple check (idk how to calculate bonuses)
[2d8+4 = 16][1d20+6 = 21]>>33551Rolling for Mr. Snek's constrict
[2d6+5 = 15][2d6+5 = 12][2d6+10 = 14]>>33551>Rolled a 20That last hit should be rolled again for the possibility of double damage, but you've got like only 21 HP before you are dead and 11 before you are unconcious, so I'll wait
[2d8+4 = 8][1d20+6 = 11]>>33552Weird, rearanged them
First is 2d8+4 second is 1d20+6
>>33555Ignore those rolls, that was an accedent
>>33554Yiure the one attacking me after a joke
>>33556The "joke" was an attack. Fuck you
>>33557Hmmmm
Guess who's going to become Laocoön today?
>>33558I don't know what Laocoon is, but you're dead with a single round past the first
>tfw trump banned me for 24 hours
serously fuck you trump i hope you get raped by a pack of communist niggers catch aids and die, also im quitting this fucking site because the ucking mods are no better than 4cuck.
>>33560Who is u?
>>33559Greek mythology, look it up
>>33562>saluteYou will be missed friend
>>33563AAAAASSSSSSSSSSS
All I have ever wanted out of you people while trying to play a damn game is to be left alone. Instead, you fuckers all shoot me, steal from me, attack me, and attack my cat. Fuck you all
>>33565cry me a river faggot. you are the biggest douchebag her,
>>33565If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen
>>33567Well then bans are part of the heat
>>33566Fuck off and fuck you
>>33568why are you such a cocksucker?
>>33569Because I want to be left alone by you fucks, and you all won't leave me alone
>>33570you attack torc almost daily, and you expect me to not do anything? i stop evil i dont go along with it.
>>33571No I don't you imbecilic fuck. This is literally the first time ever that I attacked Torcuil, and this
after he fucking shot me.
FOR NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL. If you try to stop me after that, then (you) are evil
\r
>>33572Lets see, stole shit and then attacked me when I asked for it back