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Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33360
So stuff happened, and the party is in a pickle. The resolution of that Rick yes, that was deliberate has yet to be depicted. Its coming soon tho. In the meantime, the thread got super-extra-moldy (breaking the previous bread record) necessitating a new bread. I guess that's what ppl bitch about "generals" for. Oh well. In any case,... let the,... bantz continue, cuz I'm a ways away from actual combat or death-threats (except from one another,... players are welcome to kill eachother).
969 replies and 91 files omitted.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33679
33682 33685
>>33678
Spongebpb is best anime
It touches the most deep and intresting political and social issues
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33680
33685
>>33675
D'awwwww
>>33676
go full homo.
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33681
33682
>>33664
This
>>33656
>>33674
D'aww
*hugs*
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33682
33683
movies-batman-and-robin-mr-freeze.jpg
>>33679
i prefer the new season of the duck tales anime.
>>33681
accepts hug on one condition:Chill out.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33683
33684
>>33682
This.
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33684
>>33683
Nigger I didn't offer to hug you
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33685
33687 33691
>>33678
No fault there, I was a weeb up until Apr 1st.
>>33679
This, Spongebob made me more receptive to MLP (implicitly)
>>33680
I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that
old-school reference
That's something that I'll have to do very carefully to avoid offending my own sensibilities. In time tho. "You big oaf."

Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33687
33689 33694 33695
>>33685
>I'm sorry dave
I liked the book, Just couldn't really get into the movie.
Can we get out of this cave?
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33688
33690 33694 33695
>I'll say I am not sure that Fae would respond to Trump's directives in the manner that she did, but there are several reasons why she would. Beyond that, Fae's onslaught would have been sufficient to take him down
I want more on this. Like if you could give a psychology of Fae, I'd love that. Also, what exactly are you saying did[ happen? That Fae got off one round or two on Torcuil. Mostly because I want to know if 37 damage is enough.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33689
33694 33695 33696
>>33687
This.
Tracy has to feed her birds.
I wouldn't mind a Level-up though..
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33690
33693
>>33688
>what exactly are you saying did[ happen
Shitposting.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33691
33692
>>33685
hurr i geb da reference.
>>33686
>jerks off to fat ork sjws
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33692
>>33691
I deleted it when I realized it wasn't actually funny.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33693
33695
>>33690
Mixed nuts: shitposting is literally magic
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33694
33697
>>33687
>>33688
>>33689
we should make a unit like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMdzijmBnT8
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33695
>>33687
>>33689
Ur out of the cave, back at the tower. I just haven't explained how yet.
>>33688
WIll do gimme a sec
>>33693
Spoopy magic
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33696
>>33689
Don't worry, Trollestia has you covered

We'll take a level up once we've actually killed H
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33697
33698 33699 33700 33703
>>33694
Can you cast Earthquake yet?
I'm eager to just destroy the entire fucking dungeon, and fly out.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33698
>>33697
why yes, yes i can.
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33699
33701 33704
>>33697
Will it bypass the magical barriers?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33700
>>33697
I mean, Torc could make a shield, and wouldn't every worker crushed under the rubble count as a party kill? We could such it with Recreational Nukes.
Then, we could just rebuild the Court City from scratch.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33701
33702 33704
>>33699
We could still use magic inside of the dungeon. Why not just destroy it all?
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33702
33705
>>33701
I mean to get out of it
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33703
33715
>>33697
Then, we could lead and army to finish off the court, and excavate the rubble for loot. We could collect body parts of executives, and torture them for information.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33704
33709
1512986445222.jpg
>>33701
this is a good idea.
>>33699
*hug?*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33705
>>33702
The barrier shouldn't work if the entire city is kill.
There also has to be a spell Torc can cast to make the Earthquake stronger.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33706
1fpxdl.jpg
DID SOMEONE SAY FUCKING RECREATIONAL NUKES?
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33707
33710 33711 33713
Those are all wonderful ideas, but just like you guys like to murder eachother while I'm away, Thez mobbed through the whole place (getting brutalized in the process, but no worse for wear) and pulled everyone out,... though there were much easier ways of doing so than even she was aware. As she leads the party through a mess of gore and bodies - mostly undead but with several abominations and otherworldly previously-living things - the party is guided to an outside entrance which is likewise lined and covered with bodies.
"Most of the heavy hitters were Vampires (who turn to gas when they're killed to avoid dying) and Liches (who you have to find their phylactery to truly kill). They'll be back, but alot of their proficient and useful troops are kill,... but they'll be back."
It is at this point that the party makes their (assumed desired) way back to Tower.
Tracy, I know what you're thinking, no; everything thats strewn about is mundane. You can assume to acquire as many bits and giblets as you like, but nothing fancy is available.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33708
33714 33715
And since you can't teleport out of the dungeon, H could plausibly be crushed to death.
Magnitude 10 Earthquake when?
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33709
>>33704
Kek, D'aww
*hugs*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33710
>>33707
Okay...
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33711
33730
>>33707
is her womb okay?
*heals just in case.*
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33713
33716
>>33707
>Torc still has bits of dinosaur
I WILL SPARE NO FUCKING EXPENCE
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33714
33719
>>33708
It's specifically stated H did teleport out through unknown means. And Earthquake spell could cause damage, but it not a real earthquake with the power of a thousand atomic bombs, it's a localized damage structure spell
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33715
33717
>>33703
No spoilers, but an army may indeed be necessary.
>>33708
Yeah about that, teleporting in was impossible because the material the compound is composed of prevents scrying and ethereal (through wall) shenanigens. There was nothing preventing teleporting out (as H did so right in front of the party) but Thez is dense in several ways and never put 2 and 2 together. Teleporting out was always an option, but no one tried it.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33716
33718 33727
>>33713
This.
Scrape literally every bit of creature off the ground.
If we can't take/sell them, we'll just kill them again for XP.

Hey, if you take a liche's finger and ressurect it, is the lich destroyed?
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33717
33727
>>33715
If I had that helm I sure as shit would have
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33718
33720 33721
>>33716
lifewillfindaway.scroll
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33719
>>33714
It should at least be strong enough to take down a building.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33720
33722
>>33718
shitLibtardMeme.Parchment
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33721
33722
>>33718
Good wizard.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33722
33724
>>33720
notunderstandingjurrasicpark.fossil
>>33721
Thx
Torc looks for Norfilly. (You still here?)
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33723
33727
>the you were going to suggest Earthquake last week but you wanted to wait for the right moment
I wanted to destroy everything..
Oh well, did the party drag back anything interesting on this adventure? Aside from the weird red cow?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33724
33725 33726
>>33722
NotKnowingLiberalsUseThatShitMemeWayTooMuch.Papyrus
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33725
>>33724
>ItWasGoodInThisContext.GoatHide
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33726
>>33724
idontreallygiveashitbecauseididntknow.messangerpigeon
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33727
33728
>>33716
Liches evaporate when destroyed
>>33717
You did have that helm. Don't make me look up the helm of flash-step, I am certain it was listed.
>>33723
A better understanding of an opponent faction, which consists primarily of elite level undead which maintain their own means of self-preservation, and are organized and otherwise difficult to kill.
Shush about swag, you just got an almost complete wish-list handed to you. I don't wanna get too domineering considering the recent, but as the game is concerned, don't get TOO greedy
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33728
33729 33733
>>33727
What I meant was, if a piece of the Lich is put in the Entertron, does it resurrect the Spellcaster and effectively destroy the lich?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33729
33733
>>33728
The spells Ressurection and True Ressurection turn undead back into their oringinal creatures.
How powerful is the Entertron?
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33730
33732
>>33711
"The baby is fine. I've been reeling since the news, re-analyzing my strategies and methods. I'll not allow blows, strikes, or spells to my mid-section, and I have enough abilities to guarantee that. I almost lost an arm though, and aside from the Entertron, that doesn't regrow," she says with a handful of salt and a sprinkle of directed sad, cuz she can 'listen in' on meta.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33731
33733
*collects lick knucklebones as she escapes* (if it doesn't kill liche's, they'll make for great fortune-telling hocus-pocus)
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33732
>>33730
*casts cure serious wounds*
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33733
33735
>>33728
Its never been tried, so I really don't know. Initial reaction is no, it would destroy the form of the lich but leave the phylactery intact.
>>33729
Resurrection made easy
>>33731
I told you, liches evaporate when killed, there are no lich remains. What you're collecting is dead zombies and death knights
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33734
33736
"Don't forget, there were Devourers, Allyps, Wights, and Wraiths in there too."
What she said.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33735
>>33733
Knucklebones of Death Knights it is then. They'll make for nice trinkets.
*stubbornly loots all of their worthless swag too*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33736
>>33734
Reeeeeeeee
I wanted to fight those.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33737
33738 33740
>yawn
GM I have to be serious for second. For what purpose did you introduce Trollestia? Cause I remember she was introduce after I asked for a unicorn mount for Torc.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33738
33740
>>33737
To stop Tracy from murdering horses.
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33739
33741 33749
Like legit GM, I am now curious as to what you meant by the comments about what FAE would and would not be motivated to do
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33740
33743 33744 33745
>>33737
Yes that. Originally she was introduced to troll you with. Since you requested a unicorn but assumed that it would be both conventional and iconic (alluding to the stereotypical fantasy unicorn) I decided at the time (which was a while ago and I may have jumped the gun on) to make the unicorn in question a shit-posty troll. She does favor Torcuil, but she has a trollish nature that I have a hard time wanting to diminish because I have a trollish nature.
>>33738
Also this, she had just been on a murderous rampage and I didn't want to have to keep introducing hoers to make things work.
I won't claim most of it has been for the best, but much of it has been improv and stimulus response.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33741
33742
>>33739
>Being this meta
Ask her yourself. Start a dialogue.
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33742
>>33741
Nigger he suggested it. Also can't dialogue where I am now
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33743
33745 33747
>>33740
I think that character is under utilized because both Torcuil and I are afraid of her
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33744
33746 33749
>>33740
"The weeb colt pulled his knife first, and that fat Clydesdale had it coming!"
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33745
33749 33750
>>33740
>favor
What does this mean?
I love the shitposting, I just didn't know.
autism.bagpipes
>>33743
I wouldn't say Torc is "afraid" in a normal sense...
He just doesn't feel confortable around her
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33746
>>33744
I hate to agree with the Tracy character on anything, but this.
https://youtu.be/qrrz54UtkCc
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33747
33748
>>33743
I had originally planned to kill her, but it's been so long that Tracy no-longer hates her.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33748
>>33747
Well, she still hates her, but not in an imminently-murderous way anymore.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33749
33752 33753
>>33739
Dragonne are listed as "usually neutral", but I introduce Fae as a sort of 'guardian' type entity, operating amongst a group of varying-species cats who oversee the various planes. As such I have her as Lawful Neutral, which is kind of borderline with regard to inter-party conflict. SInce Torcuil shot Trump, she would probably have obliged to attack him, but I've neglected fleshing out her personality since she isn't often in play. It could go both ways to be honest (and I did go with the "she obeyed and Torcuil got shredded" timeline).
>>33744
Says the mare threatening another mare cuz she was rode home, without any choice or volition in the matter. Tracy wasn't being friendly, and Ponimaru is a bit of a white-knight.
>>33745
This is one of the elements that were not planned out, but which seemed like a good idea in the moment. I don't claim they were/are a good idea, she's just one of the elements that hasn't been killed yet.


Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33750
33752 33753 33755
>>33745
"me have healing grass that make you more talkative and calms down, me usually only hand out for medical purposes but that sounds like a serous problem. a man(otuar) should be comfortable around his waifu."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33751
*feeds birdies*
"Did you miss me, my angels?"
I had two ebin names for the birds, but I lost the sheet I wrote them on...
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33752
33768
>>33749
>>33750
*pinches thez's ass*
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33753
33754
>>33749
>Quest unlocked: date the unicorn<
>>33750
"Infernius my bro, I don't know what I'd do without you. Thanks."
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33754
33758
>>33753
"just be sure to give some to her too. ;)"
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33755
33756 33758
>>33750
That should be like real life and cause an int penalty
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33756
33757
>>33755
The Entertron heals all status conditions to my knowledge, including ability drain.
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33757
33759
>>33756
So? Should still cause a drain
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33758
33760 33762
>>33754
"Why are you winking? What arent you telling me?"
>>33755
Talking to anyone irl gives me a int penalty, I don't need that in game too
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33759
>>33757
Idk. Don't most potions with that kind of drastic effect also have a saving throw though?
Anyway, if it does, they can always get healed.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33760
33761
>>33758
"usually it increases sex drive. :)"
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33761
33764
>>33760
Barly audible "oh"
"THATS NOT WHAT I WANT!"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33762
33763 33768
>>33758
Char penalty*
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Asperger%27s_Syndrome_(3.5e_Trait)
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33763
33765
>>33762
Actually, that's not accurate. Torc is a chad.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33764
33770
>>33761
"then don't give her any if you don't want to get dick sucked."
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33765
33767 33769
>>33763
>went too play 37 year old cave NEET virgin
>end up playing a chad
Fuck, if only that could happen irl
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33766
33770
image.jpeg

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33767
33770
>>33765
Learn magick. Bitches love magick.
P4FwV
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No.33768
33772 33774
shrugpony___derpy_hooves___by_moongazeponies-d3cvjx6.png
[1d20 = 11]
>>33752
"What,... don't,... oooooh." gives dead-arm punch.
>>33762
>mfw there's an aspergers mod for DND

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33769
33775 33783
>>33765
I don't think this Game went as anyone planned it to.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33770
33771 33774
>>33764
Torc gains a expresion of happy remembernce, then shakes his head.
"No not again...
At least not yet..."
>>33766
Kek
>>33767
Is this your card?
>pulls out v-card
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33771
33773
>>33770
She warned him alcohol was degenerate...
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33772
>>33768
Ikr. You'd think it'd go without saying...
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33773
>>33771
Hey, Troll drank it not him
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33774
33776 33783
>>33770
"me know a field where this stuff grows like "weeds"
>>33768
"dont act like you don't love it. haha"
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33775
33776 33777 33783 33784
>>33769
Yep. Like how the fuck am I Tracy's baby daddy? I still need to get out of that engagement as well
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33776
33779
>>33774
"I'm not gonna fucking smoke the devil's lettuce ye cunt."
>>33775
Just marry the hoers
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33777
33778 33784
>>33775
>Implying you can escape

Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33778
33780
>>33777
Trips confirm
Torc will start decorating the venue
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33779
33781 33785
>>33776
">implying our lord Hitler didn't make this."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33780
33782
>>33778
How long does it normally take to plan a wedding?